Attention, everyone. Starting now, these notices will be to address and curtail very inappropriate behavior here at the monastery. If you see your name, kindly try to correct your actions. Thank you.

-Seteth

Bernadetta - Please stop hiding in your room whenever you have classes. You are at this place to learn. Make an effort to be more social or you will not be able to attend for much longer.

Byleth - Welcome to the monastery, Professor. As you have chosen the Black Eagle house to teach, I will advise you to get to know all of your students well. What? Some students from the other houses are interested? We can discuss arrangements at a later date.

Caspar - Apologize at once for punching that guard. He did not look "shady", he was delivering food to some orphans!

Dorothea - I suppose your hat shall be allowed even though it is not part of the regular uniform. Can you explain why you keep muttering the word "menacing" when you're near me?

Edelgard - As house leader, you must set an example to the other Black Eagles. A professor's time must be divided equally, so you may not constantly address your professor as "sensei" and kick your fellow students out of the classroom so you may have solo lessons. "I'm the future emperor" is no excuse.

Ferdinand - We shall not have jousting competitions between the nobles and the commoners.

Hubert - We do not make lists of our enemies, organized by your preferred torture methods. Dispose of it or I shall inform the Archbishop.

Linhardt - Please do not take naps in the greenhouse. Students have to go around you when they're watering the plants.

Petra - When someone says someone has a green thumb, it means they have a knack for gardening. Stop inspecting Dedue's hands when he's trying to clear out the weeds.

To be continued...

It suddenly came to me. This concept...FITS Three Houses EXTREMELY well, with Seteth being a much better person of reason than my Merlinus was. So I'm going to do it, and the key is making the escalation natural - soon I'll add more students, the teachers, Rhea, Flayn, and some other surprises. Because it always demands Seteth's presence, Silver Snow is technically the "route"...but it's gonna have some curveballs...

The original story with FE6 was one of my first stories back in 2015. I said I didn't want to do it for more games, but it's been a long time, and honestly? I need something I can laugh at again. Pick My Edits was fun but also exhausting in the end. So I hope you guys are ready for more chaos :)

Once again I owe the concept to Mistress Nika's Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies, a Bleach fic. Check that out along with the FE6 variant on this, my The Plight of the Lycian Alliance Army if you haven't already! Oh, and as you can see, I've decided to shift gears on how I write ending blurbs.

Updates will be kinda quick so check back for the next part!