Hi there and welcome all. My name is Kaci and I am a 16 year old female who is obsessed with anime, manga, books, writing, dancing, reading, swimming, and singing.

Awesome Quote: Writing is an art and currently, you are the artist. So please, take your time and create a wonderful masterpiece.

Likes: Reading, writing, drawing, singing, wolves, watching movies from today and the old times (sometimes horror), friends, family (THEY ROCK!!), playing with my inside dogs(One is a puggle a puggle is a Pug and Beagle mix and the other is a full blood rottweiler mix) and my outside cats, sleeping, listening to new songs, watching my Brother play Xbox games (hard to admit it but he rules at those games!), the colors blue, black, and purple, mostly drawing and writing, playing sim dates, reading yaoi, & of course WATCHING ANIME!!!! I also enjoy spending time with my best in kinda only friend, Destiny.

Dislikes: Bullies, rude people, controlling guys, snobby girls, getting blamed for something someone else did, and spiders crawling near me.

Biggest Fear (s): Being left behind/alone by everyone i care for.

Dreams for the Future: Biggest one would have to be a Veterinarian but if I can't be that I'd either become an author, graphic designer, or photographer.

You can find me at these sites:

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https:///user/OnyxciaGreystone

Normal People vs. Yu-Gi-Oh Fans

Normal People: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal People: Say "Oh my God! (OMG!)"
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

Normal People: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book, or kidnap Mokuba, and blame it on you!"

Normal People: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal People: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEMU!"

Normal People: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

Normal People: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

Normal People: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Just know that Marik and Malik have sent out their Rare Hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal People: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik or Malik.

Normal People: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

Normal People: Solve their problems by suing each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal People: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

Normal People: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

PASS IT ON PEOPLE!

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You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you -

1)Think all villians are hot (When it comes down to YGO? Hell yes.)

2)Don't mind going grey anyway

3)Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami (*Snorts* Yeah, yeah, yami. *Gets odd looks*)

4)Want a trench coat (Damn straight.)

5)Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (Oh, how I wish I were a Kaiba...)

6)Think Tans are super sexy (Hell yeah!)

7)Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8)Have your hair in some crazy hair do

9)Think mullets are dead hot

10)Think Little brothers are just the best(I want one!)

11)Would go gay for some characters (If I were a guy, I'd go gay, just for them. )

12)Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!

13)Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (All the time)

14)You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't)

15)CROSSDRESS

16)Have read this like 5 times

17)Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan (That's for sure...)

18)You are a fangirl/boy

19)You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20)You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh(get it right people!)

21)You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck

22)You often quote characters ("SUPERSPECIALAWESOMESEXYTRANSFORMATIONSEQUENCEGOOO!")

23)Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh

24)Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect

25)You think men that were crop top are awesome!

25)You have either a dragon, occult, Egyption and/or dice fetish!

26)You love your friends!(even when i want to strangle them)

27)You can quote most episodes. (Every bloody one of 'em.)

28)You'd love to go to Egypt

29)Your answer to everything- Shut up _ (Shut up Mokuba...*Friend looks at me weird* Who the hells Mokuba? *Looks at her weird*The chibi in my head, why?)

30)You have spent hours looking for millenium items

31)You own a millenium item (The Sennen...somethig...i'm still working on a name)

32)If you own a millenium item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over. (DAMNIT 'KURA, WHERE ARE YOU?!)

33)You think owning a yami is perfectly normal (Think? I know)

34)You know all/most of the shipping

35)You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names

36)If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding

37)You often dress like a character

38)You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters!

39)You prefere Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday (And now everytime I hear that damn song, I think of leather. DAMN YOU LittleKuriboh!)

40)You own a creepy doll/teddy.

41)To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime it's LIFE!

42)You wear your school blazer as a cape (Everyone knows it's cooler that way)

43)Day 1- Blue top and black jeans day 2 - the same day 3 - the same day 4 - the same, 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!"

44)You have a background song!

45)Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day". To you: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!"

46)Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privalage than a threat to you. (Yep. Might meet 'Kura and help him get more screen time.)

47)Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut!(KURIBOH HAIR! *Glomps and pets* XD)

48)You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! (...Yami...'Kura... *Cuddles plushie*)

49)You treat that character like he/she is real (Bakura and Marik are real. How else would 2012 come around?)

50)You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!

51)You know the dangers of glomping

52)You think LittleKuriboh is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday!

53)whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists my hair is..."

54)When life gives you lemons you give it some Brooklyn Rage! (Nyeh nyeh nyeh NYEH!)

55) You refere to your brother(if you have one) as Nii-San

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NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NOMAL PEOPLE: say 'Oh my Gosh'
HTTYD FANS: say 'Oh Dear Thor'

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Hold out their umbrella for you. BEST FRIENDS: Take your and say "RUN, RUN!!!".

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will offer to put your book away after class.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push their's onto your desk for you do do it.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (that is so true)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: will help you find your way when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS: will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: will help you learn to drive

BEST FRIENDS: will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this weirdness!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry

.A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

One in fire, Two in blood, Three in storm, Four in flood, Five in anger, Six in hate, Seven in fear, Evil eight, Nine in sorrow, Ten in pain, Eleven death, Twelve life again, Thirteen steps to dark man's door, Won't be turning back no more.

FAVORITE QUOTES:

'H*ll hath no fury like a woman scorned.'

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

No I won't go to heck! They have a restraining order against me because i tried to take it over to many times in my past life.

you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You were born an original...don't die a copy.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Sorry I can't be perfect.

Don't fall for someone...unless they're willing to catch you...

Trust no one...except yourself.

No guy is worth your tears but...the one who is won't make you cry.

Stick that in your juice box and suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best feeling in the world is when you can be a million miles away from him and you can still picture his perfect smile.

I want a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. The boy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hands in front of his friends. Who thinks your just as pretty without the makeup on. The one constantly reminds you about how much he cares about you and how much he is lucky to have you.

I have on awesome socks today...Be very jealous. -_-

That's epic covered with awesomesauce.

He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? . . . . . A pilot you racist.

I still miss my ex-boyfriend . . . but my aim is improving.

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Reality is a hallucination caused by a lack of alcohol.

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

COPY & PASTES

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE TOKYO MEW MEW THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE

IF YOU LOVE ICHIGOXKISH PAIRING COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE

IF YOU LOVE TARUTOXPUDDING PAIRING COPY AND PAST THIS ON UR PROFILE

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste. (That's why I have Facebook)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile

If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a very scary person, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're random, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried when you found out Jiraiya died, paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have every wanted to just SLAP someone for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than consecutive five minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and symbol for equality to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.(spell check saves my ass XD)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx, Miyuki Sohma,No-Idea-For-A-Name, CrimsonTearsXDeidara, HarajukuSushi. Ifrits Aeon,evioletfox, kaci12

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BIG QUOTES

"Something's familiar about the strangers like me. ... Why do I have this growing need to be beside you? Yeah. These emotions I never knew, of some other world from beyond this place, beyond the trees, and beyond the clouds, I see before me, a new horizon." Strangers like me by Everlife

"When your life is spinning upside down, I'll be the one to turn it around. Say the word, make a call and I'll be there, any time, anywhere. Have you heard? That i'm all about saving your world. Alll you have to do is say the word." Say the Word by Christy Carlson Romano

"Come stop your crying, It will be all right. Just take my hand. Hold it tight. I will protect you, from all around you. I will be here. Don't you cry." You'll be in my heart by Phil Collins

"'Cause you'll be in my heart, yes, you'll be in my heart. From this day on. Now and forever more, You'll be in my heart. No matter what they say, You'll be here in my heart, always." You'll be in my heart by Phil Collins.

"The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back" Reese Witherspoon, Sweet Home Alabama

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. Come here squishy!" Dory (Finding Nemo)

"If you love someone... you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise... the moment just passes you by." From My Best Friends Wedding

"No Matter much we look back at the past, we can't go back. We cannot change what has already happened." -Unknown

"The sun sets only to rise again." -Unknown

"People hate what they don't understand." -Unknown

"We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves." -Dalai Lama

"The greatest disease is to be nobody to anybody." -Mother Theresa

"Success is getting up just one more time than you fall down" -Anonymous

"Your mouth is the gun, words are the trigger, and your voice is the bullet that pierces through your hand that is the wall. But if you have a big mouth, then that's a shotgun"-My brother Jacob(From 13wolfsbanes account I just think its a pretty funny and cool saying)

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." Macbeth

"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." James Marsters as Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum." (I don't actually know whose quote this is, but isn't it great?)

"It's the wrong note because it's wrong!" A quote from someone in band.

"What doesn't kill you...usually succeeds in a second attempt." Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants

"Happy birthday to the GROUND!" Andy Samberg

"I look like a nerdy hillbilly!" Stu from The Hangover

"I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust." Alan from The Hangover

"I suck at being myself!" Tohru from Fruits Basket Abridged

"No, YOU go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!" Phil Weston from Kicking and Screaming

"Do you have...evil tea?" Itachi from Naruto Abridged

"Sharingans only, bitch!" Sasuke from Naruto Abridged

"Stop whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs!" Alucard from Hellsing

"Here is my latest haiku: I murdered a man. He had a wife and two kids. I slept peacefully." Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged

"Clown prob!" My brother...don't ask, I don't know how he comes up with this stuff, either...

"I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around." The Catcher in the Rye

"What the heck in the world are you doing?!" Anthony from Smosh (they're on youtube)

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Harvey Dent from The Dark Knight

"We're all pieces in a big-ass puzzle." Some person I walked by at school

"It's just so lavender!" Takuya from Digimon Frontier

"Hail Haruhi, mother f*cker." Itsuki Koizumi from The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya

"When are people gonna learn to wear goggles?" Davis from Digimon Adventure 02 (.)

"This isn't 4Kids you Cloud Strife-looking son of a bitch!" Tai from Digimon Adventure Abridged (the one by Sehanort)

"I don't hide in the shadows, I become them." Shikamaru from Naruto Shippuden

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" Switzerland from Hetalia

"I've never put on panty hose... but it sounds dangerous." Joe - The Princess Diaries.

"I got a jar 'o di-irt, I got a jar 'o di-irt, and guess- what's inside it...WOAH..oof!" - Jack Sparrow

"This is for the Greater Good!" "The greater good? I'm your wife!! I'm the 'Greatest good' you'll ever get!" - The Incredibles

"You know the thing is I really AM pissing him off, and he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide!" - Peanut and Jeff Dunham.

"Who Cares About Love...I'd Rather Fall In Chocolate" - Unknown (But thought to be a women with a broken heart.)

"So Stick that in your juice box and Suck It!" - Unknown (But funny as hel l(Which dosen't make a lot of sence because Hell ain't all that funny...Oh, Well-))

"Oh, Yeah? Well your momma so fat even Naruto dosen't 'Belive it!'" (Ahhh, I luv this one!(You could also use so ugly))

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."

"What a stupid lamb."

"What a sick, masochistic lion."

- Edward and Bella.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. -Oscar Wilde

"Your words drive near the point of insanite...There I'm insane now." - SNL

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant

"Genin from the leaf are we! All our missions rated 'D',

Fixing rooves and weeding grass,

BEING A GENIN SURE SUCKS ASS!"

“What’s with flowers and weddings anyway?” “Wedding’s are like flowers, your beautiful on your wedding day like a flower at full bloom, then you slowly wither away and die.” – Ace of Cakes

“You best start belive’n in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You’re in one!” – Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl.

“Good Morning, Star Shines! The Earth say’s Hello!” – Willy Wonka

Predictions of the future are never anything but projections of present.
Hannah

How to avoid getting pinched on St. Patrick's Day:
Step One) threaten people: if they pinch you, they die.
Step Two) Avoid any existence of life on the planet.
Step Three) Steal someone's green hat or tie
And just wear green, you idiot...

There were two muffins in an oven and the first muffin says “Danm it’s really hot in here.” And the second muffin goes “HOLY SHIT!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!”

When life hands you lemons gather the lemons and chuck them at people you don’t like.

One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'What's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more than one night.'

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its HYSTERICAL

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

I love how my best friend and I can say one word, and crack up

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

OMG GUNNA SNEEZE, GUNNA SNEEZE, GUNNA.. its gone

Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud

Shouting at Video Games When You Die

Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "fluk"

Person 1:I am a ninja.. person 2:no your not.. Person 1:did you see me do that.. Person 2:do what? ...
Person 1:exactly.

I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally
claimed

I tilt my game controller side to side because I think it will help.

laughing while telling a story and confusing everyone

I know them, that's whatshisface!

I'm sorry but how do you starve yourself? Food is pretty much my BFF.

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to
fall

When I'm alone in my house hear a noise, I presume I'm going to be
killed

Someone is cranky" -"Someone needs to SHUT UP."

Yes, I check my shower for psychos and clowns. You gotta problem?

If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would

i was blown away when i realized the word ? OK ? is a side ways person.

“I live only for myself. I love only myself.” – Gaara

Cop: “Can I ask how many years of education you have?”

Drunk: “I have 20 years of learning because I graduated from the 10th grade twice!”

"Oro?" -Himura Kenshin

"I got a jar 'o di-irt, I got a jar 'o di-irt, and guess- what's inside it...WOAH..oof!" - Jack Sparrow

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you cry I cry,If you laugh I laugh and if you jump off a bridge I'll laugh harder.'

A GOOD FREIND: sits with you and crys when he dumps you.

A BSET FREIND: gos to his house once a month and jump punches him in his man bisness and when he seis "WHY" she sais "YOU KNOW WHY!"and leaves.

(for those of you how dont know this line "jump punch him in his man bisness"is from what happens in vegus me and my mom think its the best man bashing line in all movies )

IF YOU AGREE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE_.

11 peaple were on a rope, under a helicopter-10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because other wise they were all going to fall.They weren't able to choose that person,until the woman gave a very touching speech. she said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,because,as a women, she was used to giving up everthing for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrfices with little in return. as soon as she finished her speech,all the men started clapping... IDIOTS! IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN/GIRL POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE SO OTHER INTELLIGENT WOMEN HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT!!

Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren’t as good,

but easy. So the apples up top think

something's wrong w/ them when in

reality they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, and I would LOVE for some one to say those things to me, anyway please copy and paste it onto your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A REAL boyfriend):

When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go. When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignores you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Post this on your page if you support homosexuals and think people need to get over themselves and realize that those that like the same sex are people too.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is...

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

--WEIRD

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"If she was going to make me feel like an idiot, I was going to act like one." (From the book "Vampire Kisses")

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A wall, I touched my wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Steven Universe

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

2:04 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:03 am...Not bad

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My music playing and my dogs snoring.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 5 hours ago to help feed and water the animals.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

A tank top and yoga pants.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

About 2o minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

green and purple paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Have you met my family? lol

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Very random but cool.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Thor: The Dark World

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Buy nothing, save a lot, and slightly invest to help grow your savings. Saving your money as a multi-millionaire helps you to stay a multi-millionaire.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My sanity is no longer there…and all my friends think I'm evil, cause I have have a crazy alter-ego I call Violet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get people to actually have a rare thing...common sense.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes

20. George Bush:

opens portal to barneys world*

George: what the…

pushes in* hah take that sucker!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Onyxcia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alex or Nico

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depends

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"well you made it… woop de freakin doo…We're all going to have to send you to the devil soon anyway” XD

QUIZ THING--

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

What, you don't want to go to hell?" She asked, starting our old inside joke. "You don't want to be chained to Lucifer's four poster bed with black sheets, silk dresses, and a laptop with high speed internet and all the Yaoi we can read?"

This time it was my turn to roll my eyes.

"Of COURSE I do!"

She smiled.

"So shut up."

I did.

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary..."

Edgar Allan Poe

"I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence"

Edgar Allan Poe

"We loved with a love that was more than love"

Edgar Allan Poe

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night."

Edgar Allan Poe

Do you believe in dreams? Those fictional images that play with the fantasies in your head, and haunt you at night when you are at your most vulnerable? They are the sparkling stars of hope and longing, the solidified form of the wishes and secrets you hold dear in your heart. And just like stars, dreams are sometimes small and insignificant to everyone but the one who has them. To that particular person, their dreams shine brighter than the Sun, and its light showers on that person the possibility of achieving something impossible.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

"Girls Don't Realize These Things"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with enough respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was taught

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry that I'm actually nice not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry that I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to but never good enough to date

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere but not good enough to be listened to when I need a friend

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry if you can't realize.. that I've been the one all along

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry that I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry that I cared

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe you should look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?", because the person you are searching for is usually right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm Sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I read this and cried... (:

REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Did you know...

-Kissing is healthy.

-Bananas are good for period pain.

-It's good to cry.

-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

-94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

-Lying is actually unhealthy.

-You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

-It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

-89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

-It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

-Chocolate will make you feel better.

-Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

-A good friend never judges.

-A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

-Boys aren't worth your tears.

-We all love surprises.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Repost this and spread the stupidity!

Ten things to see before you die!

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

o2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Hey! It's okay to...

...make up an entire fanfic when watching a series on TV/Internet.
...see yourself as the main character in these stories. xD
...almost trip, glance around, and act like nothing happened.
...sing under the shower! (At least he won't tell you suck.)
...entertain yourself with making doodles while you should be paying attention to what the teacher has to say.
...push when the sign says 'pull'.
...smile at your mobile when you get a text from that special person.
...walk around a ladder and not under it, just to be sure.
...remember how you tried to walk in step with your parents when you were little.
...laugh at your own jokes, at least someone's enjoying them.
...decide to continue writing on a story and instead come up with a completely different one.
...do anything you have in your power to get the remote without getting off of the couch.
...touch it when they warned you not to.
...freak out when you notice a bee.
...dance around the house when no one else is home.
...get on your computer to do your homework and instead spend your time reading fanfics.
...let your curiousity get the better of you.
...eat ice cream in front of the television.
...ask google an entire question, because you're too lazy to use the keywords. (Google's your friend, right? :D)
...correct a mistake, and write the same mistake again.
...need to ask the same question over and over again.
...wake up in a very different position and don't find your pillow, so that you think you've been kidnapped.
...make up unrealistic scenarios in your head.
...find the world outside much more interesting than the books on your desk.
...take your feet off the peddles when you drive through a puddle.
...ask yourself if a fish would know he's a fish.
...automatically look when someone screams "Don't look!!".
...smile at these statements when you find one that fits you perfectly.

Demain, dès l'aube

Demain, dès l’aube, à l’heure où blanchit la campagne,
je partirai. Vois-tu, je sais que tu m’attends.
J’irai par la forêt, j’irai par la montagne.
Je ne puis pas demeurer loin de toi plus longtemps.

Je marcherai les yeux fixés sur mes pensées,
sans rien voir au dehors, sans entendre aucun bruit.
Seul, inconnu, le dos courbé, les mains croisées,
triste, et le jour pour moi sera comme la nuit.

Je ne regarderai ni l’or du soir qui tombe,
ni les voiles au loin descendant vers Harfleur,
et quand j’arriverai, je mettrai sur ta tombe,
un bouquet de houx vert et de bruyère en fleur.
by Victor Hugo

Translation in English:
Tomorrow, at sunrise
Tomorrow, at sunrise, when the landscape bleaches,
I’ll take my leave. To see you, I know you’re waiting for me.
I’ll go through the forest, I’ll go through the mountains.
I can’t go far without you much longer.

I’ll walk with my eyes focused on my thoughts,
without seeing anything out there, without hearing any sound.
Alone, unknown, my back bent, my hands crossed,
sad, and the day will be like the night to me.

I won’t look at the gold of the evening that falls,
nor the sails in the distance, descending towards Harfleur,
and when I’ll arrive, I’ll put a bouquet
on your tomb, of green holly and blooming heather.
translation by me (which is someone else and I just got this of of their profile because it was so wonderful and I would tell u the person's account name, but in all honesty I sadly forgot who it was)

"One, two, three,"
"Not so fast! You have to count slower when you play hide-and-seek!"
"...foooooouuur...fiiiivvvve...siiiiix..."
While the little girl counts, the boy has crept under the table.
"Seveeeeeen..."
She turns around and shouts, "What comes after seven?"
From under the table the little boy shouts back in a frustrated tone,
"Don't you know what follows after seven? Stop playing dummy and just count to ten!"
"But how do I do that?"
"How should I know?! Just think of something!"
She turns back around and starts counting again,
"Seven and oneeeeee... seven and twooooo..."

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

-by linguisticsrock -- So touching! *

On the box of a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
Put on fork and eat.
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
Real artificial bacon bits.
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of water-balloons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on broken balloons.
(So if I'm older than 8 i won't choke.)