GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS FELLOW HOMOSAPIANS!

I am AIWF888 and i come as a prophet from the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuture

lol JK JK JK JK XD

But Yesh.

Name: AINWF888

Age: like hell I'm telling you

Likes: *look below*

Here are the things i luffs:

-Alice in the Country of Hearts

-Doctor Who

-The Mentalist

-Inuyasha

-Black Butler

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Black Cat

-Tokyo MewMew

-Moustaches

-GREEN!(green is the ultimate color)

-Green Day (it has 'green' in it!!!)

-Evanescence

-P!nk

-Chameleon Circuit

-D.Gray-Man

-Durarara (soooo much fun to say xD)

-Alice in Wonderland

-other stuffs im to lazeh to type

...BOOP...

I must warn you, I can have horrible grammar (So my friend is typing this for me [xD HAI] and i had no idea how to work Fanfiction teehee)

I also like to use OC's. so expect them in my Fanfic's! NO ARGUMENT!

[She doesnt know what a A/N is so don't expect them]

I often post pictures of my OC or anything else I cant describe that you can find on my deviantART profile... seen here... i hope... http://

Yep...Thats pretty much it... I think...

Hope you enjoy my FanFics

BAI

AIWF888

-FUTURE STORY IDEAS!!! (Oh the plot bunnies that form inside that insane head of mine XD)

Doctor Who:

Doctor Who&Transformers Xover:

Doctor Who&Heart/Clover/Joker no Kuni no Alice Xover:

Heart/Clover/Joker no Kuni no Alice:

Transformers Prime:

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WALMART:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the less than 1 percent that questions the legitimacy of such a fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried drugs. If you actually did research and found out that it was 47 percent at most, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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This is really sad but copy and paste this into your profile if u hate child abuse

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
Though nothing she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

I found this on my friends profile so copy and paste this if u like it if not u can ignore it but what u read will stay in your mind

Please read

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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You say Aeropostale,
I say Spencer's.
You say Justin Beiber,
I say Amy Lee.
You say the Jonas Brothers,
I say Three Days Grace.
You say High School Musical,
I say Alice in Wonderland.
You say prep,
I say punk.
You say Holister,
I say Hot Topic.
You say Jacob,
I say Sirius.
You say freak,
I say thanks, I'll go join the Cirque after school.

You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...

-You have a spazz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.

-You call your computer Teletran 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.

-Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.

-You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

-You pray to Primus.

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.

-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded.

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epically failed.

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

-You blame Blackout for most power outages.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion.

-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome.

-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender.

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immediately think of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.

-You wish your phone was a Transformer.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE YOUR OC AND YOU ARE IN THE GAME (All will be from Transformers Prime!)

1. Bumblebee

2. Arcee

3. Knockout

4. Ratchet

5. Optimus

6. Megatron

7. Bulkhead

8. Wheeljack

9. Soundwave

10. Starscream

*Ray, from 'New Town New Life' and 'Two Girls in Heartland' shall be my canidate for this meme to repersent me, since I'm to busy studying for a dumb test =_=;*

Would you do if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Ray: Bumblebee, this better be important, because if it isn't you'll have to deal with me acting like a total bitch tomorrow. *growls*

Bumblebee: *debates importance*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Knockout: *walks in*

Ray: huh?...wait...GET THE FRAG OUT YOU DAMN PERVETED CON BEFORE I POUND YOU INTO SCRAP METAL!!! *throws random objects*

Knockout: *immediately walks out* Human femmes are so strange...

Breakdown: No, I think it's just this one

Ray: I heard that!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Ray: *stares at Ratchet yelling at Soundwave*...I give a week

Wheeljack: I give it a minute, wanna make a bet on it?

Ray: *smirks* why not

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Ray: *smirks evilly* No one will be taking over this world but me, buckethead. *grabs permanent black sharpie and doodles kitty face and then gules cat ears to top of helm* With this new...look no one will be able to take you seriously enough to make you world leader. Muwhahaha!

Megatron: *is awaken by annoying demonic laughter and glares* What are you laughing at human scum?!

Ray: Oh nothing *runs for sweet life*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Ray: Sweet! My parents will freak! Dose that mean I'm part Cybortronian? Will I become a techno-organ like Sari from Animated?

Bulkhead: ...you might wanna ask Ratchet that one...who's Sari? *is from Prime so doesn't know any characters from Animated*

Ray: *sighs* never mind

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Ray: What'd you do this time?

Wheeljack: Got in a fight with Megatron...

Ray:...I don't believe you.

Wheeljack: Fine, I fell of a cliff

Ray: *smirks* after all you've been through, falling off a cliff is what puts you in a hospital?

Wheeljack: Yeah, yeah, yeah rub it in why don't cha! *rolls eyes*

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Ray: Soundwave if you bother my friends again I will hurt Lazerbeak. *points taser at metal bird thing*

Soundwave:...*shows video of singing along to Call Me Maybe...badly*

Ray:...where did you get that.

Soundwave:...*points to little sister*

Ray: damn slagging traitorous glitch! *rage fit*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Ray: Meh, no one likes him anyways *shrugs*

Starscream: What?!

Ray: Whoops let that slip...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Ray: HELP I'M BEING ATTACK BY VIOLENT MANIACS CRAZIER THAN ME!!!

Bumblebee: *drives in to save the day*

Serial Killers: Oh shit! *runs away*

Bumblebee: *stands tall and looks proud*

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Ray:...what is this?

Knockout: a modified laser chainsaw that you will, hopefully, hurt yourself with. Try not to get your blood over my finish. *examines nails*

Ray: *grins evilly* Sweet

Ratchet: I'm confiscating this device for the sack of your sanity and for the safety of others. *takes away chainsaw*

Ray: Wah? No! That was the best birthday present I've ever had! It was so violent and destructive!

Ratchet: Exactly. *turns to Knockout* Next year get her something less dangerous, like a pillow.

Knockout: *shrugs* Whatever, as long as it doesn't ruin my finish.

Wheeljack: Don't worry about it kid, it's just a dumb chain saw, besides, *whispers* I gotcha some cool lookin' grenades, after the party we can go blow stuff up!

Ray: Wheeljack...you are the most amazing bot I've ever meet!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Ray: Ratchet help! I'm about to be incinerated!

Ratchet: *sighs* Fine, jump out the window, I'll catch you!

Ray: Okay! *jumps and nearly hits the ground but is saved at the last minute* ...you did that on purpose...

Ratchet: *smirks* now what makes you think I'd do that?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Optimus: I would advise against it, but it is your decision.

Ray:...got it Optimus, if you don't think it's a good decision, than it probably isn't *takes off chicken suit*

Optimus: You are welcome...?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Bumblebee:...

Ray: Yeah...I lost a bet...damn Knockout I will get him back for this!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Bulkhead: Hey cheer up. The guy was a loser anyways, let's go smash his car and then go to the moister truck rally with Miko!

Ray: *smiles* Thanks Bulkhead! Can we also stop for ice cream?

Bulkhead: Sure, don't see why not.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Soundwave: *secretly rigs tournament so Ray loses*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Starscream: Stop laughing you stupid femme! You're ruining my processors!

Ray: *continues to laugh*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Ray: Because he's a cool friend! What other reason would I?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Ray: Didn't see that one coming...you sure you didn't hit your head to hard?

Arcce: *snaps out of it* Oh right, what was I thinking?I should see Ratchet about this.

Ray: Definitely.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Ray:...maybe, if they like sharp pointy things and don't try to dissect me, but then again I would never date him to begin with.

Knockout: Agreed I would never interface with you either, you're so annoying and don't know anything about cars.

Ray: So? Is cars all you ever think of? Other than you're paint job and racing?

Knockout: Of course I also like to think about my finish!

Ray: you are such a narcissist

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Optimus: Never.

Megatron: Suggest that again an I will destroy you.

Ray: Only in the minds of twisted yaoi fangirls and fanboys on fanfiction.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Ray: *stands up on table in mall next to transformers* Attention Woman and Femmes of the Known Universe and Unknown Universe! Megatron, that's right, the tall dark and creepy looking mech right next to me, is a player and a heart breaker, as well as a cheater! Don't date or any contact with him! If you do, I will send you to a mental facility, because something is very wrong with you if you're interested in buckethead! *points to Megatron*

Megatron: *glares and points cannon*

Ray: Well it's the truth *runs*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Ray: Is something wrong?

Bulkhead: No, looks nice.

Ray: Why thank you!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Ray: *pats on back supportively* Don't worry, femmes love a strong mech with a ship and grenades, you just gotta find the right one!

Wheeljack: *smirks* That was one of the cheesiest things I've ever heard.

Ray: Yeah, I know, but it works doesn't it? :3

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Ray:...*looks at screen speechlessly* than why'd he rig for me to lose at that tournament earlier?

Soundwave:...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Ray:...*walks away* I'll pretend I never saw that.

Miko: But I certainly won't *takes picture with phone*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Bumblebee*reads question and faints*

Megatron: *points canon at computer*

Ray: No, just no.

Would 2 trust 5?

Arcee: Yeah he's a good leader

Optimus: Thank you Arcee.

Arcee: No prob.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Starscream: Will you stop that, autoscum!?

Ratchet: Not likely.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Megatron: What is that?

Knockout: I was trying to bake what the humans call a cake, but now... I'm not sure what this thing is, we should probably send it to Shockwave to see if its anything dangerous or use full for the Decepticon cause.

Ray: *pokes greenish gray blob with stick*

Strange mutated blob thing: *hisses and eats stick*

Ray: *looks up instantly at two mechs* Can i keep it? *dead serious*

Megatron and Knockout: *stare*

Ray: What? It's a cute little mutated turtle thing! At least, I hope its a turtle, if it is I can feed to the elephants!

Knockout: *leans in and whispers* Humans are the strangest creatures I've ever come across...

Megatron: *nods* Agreed Knockout, but I think this one is stranger than most... *motions to mentally unstable human petting the mutation*

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Bulkhead: I'm gonna be with construction, obviously. Breaking and tearing down buildings and stuff.

Soundwave: ... *something that involves hacking*

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Ray: They don't have hair, they're giant metal robots, duh!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Megatron:...redue it.

Soundwave: *mentally sighs and shakes helm* Thoughts: The things I do for this guy...

Ray: Since when is Megatron ever happy other than when he's destroying Starscream or oppressing other?

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Starscream: You will pay for that scout!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Wheeljack: *smirks* interesting Hey Miko, Bulkhead come check this out!

Miko: Whoa *takes picture*

Bulkhead: Are you sure we should be doing this?

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Megatron: *rips roof off house* How dare you not invite me, human!

Ray: Well of course I didn't invite you, you're my world dominating rival, plus I don't like you.

Megatron: *points cannon* You will pay for that femme.

Ray: Say's you, buckethead! *runs away*

7 won the lottery?

Ray: Good for you Bulk' what're you gonna do with the money.

Bulkhead: I don't know, what do people normally do with this small green stuff.

Ray: Good question...I don't know...I guess you buy stuff

9 became a singer?

Ray: I KNOW HE'S CHEATING! THER'S NO WAY HE'S THAT GOOD!

Soundwave: *glares from behind mask* Soundwave is Superior,Ray is Inferior.

What would 1 think of 2?

Bumblebee: *beeps and whirls*

Raf: He thinks she a good fighter and an awesome person to have on the team

Arcee: thanks Bee!

How would 3 greet 4?

Knockout: Well well well if it isn't the Autobot medic, prepare for surgery!

XD I really don't know!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Ray: His awesomesause leadership skills XD JK! JK!...I'm not really sure what Ratchet would envy about Optimus, they're both pretty good friends

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Ray: Megatron stopping his evil ways...I think...

Optimus: Indeed young one, I have always wish that Megatron diverged from his evil path and...*insert long and inspiring speech*

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Ray: Umm...they are both from Cybertron...they hate each other...they are both made of metal...yup that's just about it.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Bulkhead: What do you mean you two went on a revenge mission?! You could have gotten killed! *yells at both Miko and Wheeljack after "Hurt"*

Wheeljack: But we didn't and she snuffed Hardshell instead of returning like i told her too.

Bulkhead: true...just don't do it again!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Wheeljack: Alright con, it's time for round two! "reference to Triage"

Soundwave: ...

Answer: on the battle field.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Megatron: I plan on finally destroying Starscream once and for all. Send him the location on where to meet me, but do not inform him of this. This is for not only the good of the Decepticons, but also our processors.

Soundwave: *nods* Thoughts: It's about fragging time.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Starscream: Ha! like you could beat me scout1 I am amazing and blah, blah, blah and you are weak and blah, blah, blah *is suddenly kicked to the ground.*

Bumble Bee: *charges blasters at face*

Starscream: *lubracates* mommy...

Incase you can't tell, I really hate Starscream...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Bumblebee: *beeps and whirls*

Raf: He says he's going to be in gym class...I don't think that counts as a study though Bee..

Optimus: I will study Earth history to get a better understanding of our human allies.

Ray: All you need to know big guy, is that we humans tend to fight...a lot

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Ray: I don't wanna know, so I'm not gonna ask. Period.

It's Megatron's kitty ears, they think it makes him look adorable XD

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Ray: And by workout, do you mean fight to the death? *points to epic fighting happening in the background* If so, I'm gonna make the popcorn!

Jack: Really? Popcorn is your fist thought when Optimus and Megatron are having a death match?

Ray: You want any popcorn or not?

Jack: *puts out hand*

Ray: I know you would see it my way Let's Go Optimus! Kick His Tailpipe!

8 had quite a big secret?

Wheeljack: I like fluffy animals...*embarrassed*

Ray: You're getting soft.

Wheeljack: Yeah and that's the reason why I'm telling you, and not Bulkhead. Just keep this from UltraMagnus, and the rest, they'll never let it go.

Ray: My lips are sealed! *salutes*

10 got a daughter?

Everyone: Well...didn't see that coming...

Ray: I feel so bad for that little girl...

Optimus: As do I youngling, as do I...

Done! Man that was fun XD!

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