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Author has written 32 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Everlost, Misc. Books, Chaos Walking series, Legend of Zelda, Elder Scroll series, Avengers, and RuneScape.


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Things to know:

I am lazy, and therefore update irregularly.

I love Doctor Who and Iron Man, Supernatural and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I like to read. I like to write. I like to live, and writing is an extension of my living, so I guess that's a moot point.

I like poetry, too. So, here, have a poem:

A boy told me
if he roller-skated fast enough
his loneliness couldn’t catch up to him.
the best reason I ever heard
for trying to be a champion.
-“The Rider”, Naomi Shihab Nye

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At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 455,478 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/16/2019 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Underneath It All by Onyxlight reviews
Roy finds out he is the last to know anything about everything & tries to come to grips with the fact he has no knowledge of Ed as a person. Wanting to be blind no longer, he's going to make it a point to notice what Ed is into. Yaoi HavocEd, RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,973 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Bet of the Year by jarnsaxa reviews
"It was the bet of the year... Roy Mustang against three people... Roy Mustang against piles of paperwork. Roy Mustang against sex." lots of UST, teasing & dirty tricks. torturing Roy ;-P RoyxEd, other mentioned, yaoi. Spoilers for the first anime&Co
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 235,818 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Nami by crystlizing reviews
of wanderlust, luck, and a town that changed everything - 100 themes, 100 words, 100 drabbles; Nami centric. 23/100.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [Nami, Jack] Ruby, Rock
Trials of Morality by Xmyheart.hope2die reviews
The Eyal Facility. A lucrative underground business prospering in the hardest business of them all: Slavery. And their most prized show-horse, a recently captured Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, is about to be sold into a deadly deceiving game in which not only HIS life and freedom are at stake. 10/Rose Doctor!Whump Very dark!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 248,844 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 6/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Crazy by Phantom Ou reviews
Being Führer Bradley, my life at work is sweet. But, when I come home to an annoying wife and a horrendous son—who is actually the evil Pride—my life pretty much sucks. Unfortunately, the Homunculi and the Elric brothers are involved. Crazy things are bound to happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Wrath, Pride, Mrs. Bradley
Staying Afloat by magicinthemoonlight29 reviews
Steve Rogers was treading water in a sea of insanity. He was barely staying afloat, and he desperately needed someone to pull him to shore before time ran out and he went under. Just as he is about to slip away forever, a hand reaches out to save him. And as he grabs onto his savior, he is greeted not by skin, but by the cool touch of metal. Steve/Tony epic romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Art Versus Science by PinkBomberJacket reviews
In which Tony Stark tries to prove a point, attempts to make breakfast, and accidentally unleashes evil upon New York city. Lots of Steve x Tony feels and fluff and Domestic Avengers! Yay! Rated T for safety, future chapters may change that. :
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
We Weren't Destined to be Great by lifeofapplepie reviews
Sometimes, it's simplicity that counts. / Twelve words, eighteen characters. Avengers-verse
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Impossible Dreams and Twilight Shadows by npeg reviews
It's 3am, and Steve Rogers is dreaming. Or so Tony tells him. One-shot slashy drabble, nothing too explicit!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Almost But Not Quite Free by jivvin reviews
There were only two of them on the edge of the roof that night. Bruce looked like, maybe, he wanted to jump, Tony looked like he could use another drink. The silence stretched.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Color Spectrum by LaylaBinx reviews
Its really hard to play it cool with a broken wrist and a dislocated shoulder, coupled with an unconscious Captain America who may or may not be bleeding to death internally against the wall of a subway tunnel. Lots of random stream of consciousness/nervous babble from Tony :D No slash, just bromance! Rated for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Curiosity by serenelystrange reviews
In which Clint's curiosity gets the better of him, Bruce and Tony are Science!Bros, and Steve may or may not be having a Big Gay Crisis. Written because even though I love me some science!boyfriends, I have love for Tony/Steve, too. Clint/Natasha in their way , Tony/Steve, Bruce, Thor, Fury, Coulson. Clint POV. Please don't hate it, :D Feedback is love, and always appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
unabashed by decembered reviews
this is pain. -chell/wheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
This Robot Heart by WeAreTomorrow reviews
He has a pulse but no heart. It breaks anyway. Steve/Tony. Slash. Character Death.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Waking Up In The Mood by stay-stark reviews
The difference between Steve's twenty-fifth and twenty-sixth birthday, the relationship that sparked and formed during that year, and a look at how great life can be. Steve/Tony, one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by certifiably reviews
No one ever said being in a relationship was easy. And if normal relationships were challenging, one with Tony Stark was bound to be filled with life-threatening hurdles.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,582 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fissure by Nilly's Issue reviews
He didn't think a nightmare could be this bad.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Early Morning Happenings by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
The Avengers forge an unbreakable bond every single morning as they eat breakfast, deal with each other, and reinforce the memories that will last them until the next one. Steve/Tony preslash hint. family!Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Study in Strength by certifiably reviews
Captain Rogers is used to being in charge. When he's compromised, he has to try to rely on someone less physically capable to get him out of trouble. The bickering, at least, is normal.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No Snogging in the Control Room by Khatt reviews
Alternate scene set at the very end of "The Satan Pit" as Rose and the Doctor are reunited on the TARDIS. Certain rules are established.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
raindrops on empty windshields by lifeofapplepie reviews
She doesn't believe in happy endings. / Thoughts, memories, and one regret. B/R, drabble
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Contradiction by potentially lovely reviews
Better with two, this place.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
50 Things That Tony Stark Can Never, Ever Do by lifeofapplepie reviews
"27. Tony is not allowed to tell Natasha that the mailman who flirts with Pepper may be a terrorist." Phil Coulson attempts to help out the next "babysitter" of the Avengers. Or, more specifically, he tries to help in the handling of everyone's favorite playboy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Reasons to Stay Still by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
The Doctor didn't sleep much, but he could sleep anywhere. Honestly, that man had the best balance Rose had ever seen. General silliness with just a pinch of 10/Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Together in the Altogether by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
What's a little nudity between friends?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Drunk by FastestKeyboardTyperInTheWest reviews
Written for Tumblr. Tony is a weird drunk.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
I Can See the Whole of Time and Space by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
And there's a whole lotta nothing out there... Crack!fic for Rose/Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
tomorrow will be kinder by he was whole again reviews
she's never felt less afraid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
Green by librarian-byday reviews
The bread jokes are fun, but don't forget that Peeta loves painting, too. Mockingjay spoilers. Peeta and Katniss take a trip to District 4. Angst, paint, and cuteness happens.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Peeta M., Finnick O. - Complete
The Retired Manga Character Zone by Chris Bok Choy reviews
What happens to manga characters after they're done? they go to The Retired Manga Character Zone, a place where they live with each other and interact each day. See what it's like for the cast of FMA each day. Random pairings...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Something Special by youcantseeus reviews
"There's something beautiful in her – something brave and fierce and generous. Sometimes I wish I were more like Katniss." Peeta is sold during his Victory Tour. Peeta/Finnick. Peeta/Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Peeta M., Finnick O. - Complete
In the End by Triannakumira reviews
"There will be a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning." A series of one-shots that cycle through characters and time periods concerning Edward Elric and the end of the series. Now with plot! Major spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Edward E.
Wellaway by murcuh reviews
They've left, but they're not really gone.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Simple Mistake by kurosaki9 reviews
Writing Prompt from Sanada Sayuri, a.k.a. kunoichiyumemi from lj. Any fandom of your choice but you got to use this one sentence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Escape Velocity by Girl.Interpreted reviews
He was the sun around which all these planets revolved. But, right now, he was just a sad little moon, pacing the blocks around Hawkeye's apartment, subject to her gravity, way beyond dreaming of escape velocity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Out by CaptainKase reviews
"I think I like men. Um. To sleep with men." Ed's homosexuality and papa!Roy's utter straight-as-an-arrow cluelessness explored.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Go The Distance by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Go on; reach out and touch the sun. No matter how far you go, it doesn't mean that you'll never remember where you came from. / DON'T FORGET/3.10.11/3.10.2011 /
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Photographs Never Forget by jacksparrow589 reviews
The new Fuehrer has brought some changes to the office, the most important of which is the collection of photographs taking up close to half his desk. Oh, and all of his heart, too. Spoilers for the entire manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
In the Morning by Griselda Banks reviews
Songfic. "No one to kiss it better, no one to sing a song that somehow made everything seem so far away. So Edward started to sing instead." NOT yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Promise Under The Stars by ShiningTear reviews
She sits there on the steps before their house and watches as her breath comes out in spirals of white fog.Behind the door she can hear frustrated yelling,things being set onto fire. Royai,oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Nightswimming by Pandora Culpa reviews
"Yeah, very picturesque. Can we go now?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
d r e a m e r by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
I want to kill you / I want to forgive you / I want to know you again / e d w a r d&a l p h o n s e, three parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Phone Lines and Shattered Time by PwnedByPineapple reviews
It was the most terrible sound Roy Mustang would ever hear in his life, and it was the simple click of a phone going dead. Missing scenes from Hughes's murder. Brotherhood-based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Someone you know by ChipsPlease reviews
"You're a survivor, aren't you?" - Maes Hughes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Maes H. - Complete
My Alphonse by dragonskales reviews
"I promise! I promise..." echoed as the stone doors of the gate slammed shut, leaving the empty vessel alone once more.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Alphonse E.
In the End by totaltheTERRIER reviews
Post-108/Brotherhood. Three times Roy Mustang calls Edward Elric by the wrong name, and one time he doesn't: Because they've gone through too much together to give up now.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
It's All For You by Causmicfire reviews
We are but a collection of our experiences and thoughts. 101 moments in the lives of FMA characters. Some Spoilers. 100: Flowers Suck: Olivier can't believe what is in her office. 101: It's All For You: Mustang has finally made it to the top. Post Manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Pet Rock by Desmae666 reviews
One-shot. A normal day in Central HQ changes when Edward Elric arrives. When he leaves, Mustang is left questioning his youngest subordinate's sanity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Concerning Tea by luvsanime02 reviews
Roy tries to learn more about Edward as he wraps his head around forever. Third in my Communication series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Of Windows and Black Eyes by MysticValkyrie reviews
The evolution of Roy and Edward's relationship contains windows, black eyes, and dust bunnies. Roy/Ed slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Best Friends Forever by Sparrow.Ink reviews
Barney finally gets fed up with Marshall claiming to be Ted's best friend, so he decides to take action, Barney Style. Shenanigans ensue. Warning: Slash, silliness, and manly weeping.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Redux by Anemone Kurosaki reviews
What happens when Red Water turns the two most notable State Alchemists into mere toddlers? How can Big Brother Alphonse, Auntie Winry and Nana Riza possibly handle this situation on their own? RizaWin, RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Vulnerability by NinthFeather reviews
Mustang wants to think of Ed as invulnerable. It's a little harder to do when he's sick. No pairing, drabble-ish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Beating Back the Night by Nascense reviews
There was never a righteous reason for them to die.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Winry R. - Complete
Unrecognizable by Alstroe reviews
"Some days when he gets up and looks in the mirror he sees someone else, someone he's never met." Roy's afraid of what he has become.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
All Children Grow Up by SorainaSkye reviews
Mangaverse, mild spoilers for chapter 108. "Death has a way of changing people."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Sewing Life by meltinglacier reviews
Tucker has a conversation with his daughter while his chimera-wife rots in the basement.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Shou T., Nina T. - Complete
Whiskey by Audrey Jenkins reviews
He's halfway through the bottle but he doesn't intend to stop. Not tonight.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Roy M. - Complete
b e l i e v e r by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
I love you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Introduction to the Stars by Alvara19 reviews
Mr. Spock. That's what he had known him as when he had first met him. Just another time agent to con, he had thought. He really did not know what he was getting into at the time. Doctor/Jack Harkness Yaoi
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
I Could Have by The Last Cousland reviews
I could have done a lot of things. However, none of them would have any merit if they didn't lead me to where I currently am. Because if I hadn't done any of those things, I wouldn't be with you.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Picture Perfect by The Last Cousland reviews
Of the five friends, he was the least likely to carry a picture in his wallet. He did, however, have just one picture.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Sincerly, Alphonse by Psycho and Princess reviews
"Just because I hate fighting, adore kittens, and love my brother, doesn't mean I can't get ticked off as much as Ed, we're brothers after all."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Alphonse E.
The Cure by creepweirdoloser reviews
"Too bad you missed the perfect part where he said that we're sick." RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shot by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
In which Edward has been duped again. Warning: Rants and unnecessary flailing ensue. One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chocolate Chips by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
In which Edward shows his professional skill in baking, Mustang is a man-whore, and Havoc falls in love...with meat. Crack-fic. All-dialogue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Stone Soul by Taywen reviews
Because there can never be a simple happy ending in Panem. That would be too optimistic and hopeful, after all. AU, slash. Mentions of FinnickAnnie and PeetaKatniss; eventual FinnickPeeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Finnick O., Peeta M.
And have stopped dying now forever by ChipsPlease reviews
They meet after the war and wonder if they have come to some strange understanding. It wouldn't be so bad. Written for the fma fic contest. Spoilers till the end of the manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Roy M., Scar - Complete
Red Riding Hood by Neoxie reviews
The FMA characters now in the Middle Ages, especially for you! Warnings: Sarcasm. Nonsense.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Band Morons by Sovereign64 reviews
Roy Mustang has been asked by Fuhrer King Bradley to have him and his band perform at the Super Bowl. Will Roy and his band succeed or will things go chaotic? ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ghost of a memory by Eagle Alchemist reviews
When he's alone and drinking, he gets an unexpected visit. But is it all that it appears to be? Charry POV, Yaoi, rated for moderate smut. Just a little drabble that popped in my head and needed to be written enjoy! Drabble 1 of 4
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Roy's Journal by agent000 reviews
Roy writes some rather disturbing things in his journal...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Part Time Jobs by LiLiKun18 reviews
Companion piece to "Edo the Kitty." Roy explains to Edward the importance of having a part time job. A lot funnier than it sounds. WARNING: Contains Edward and Roy stupidity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
777 Ways to Die by Ace5980 reviews
Another one of those ways to get kicked out of Walmart-esque stories. Homunculi-centric, mild pairings scattered throughout, high CRACK and randomness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Envy, Gluttony
Mint Tea and Firelight by MorganHopes reviews
Post-Mockingjay. Katniss has left, walking off into the woods and leaving Gale to look after a broken Peeta. As he looks after Peeta, Gale realises the reason he stayed. One-shot slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Pet Store by deeply-immortal reviews
Roy decides to drag Riza into a pet store one snowy night. Warning: First anime bashing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Cracking Foundations by DarknessGryphon reviews
She promised she wouldn't break up Ted's relationships anymore, but this thing with Barney had to stop for all of their sakes. m/m Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Laid Bare by Madarao The Authoress reviews
During the time Edward was in Central, he and Roy got together. But now he's recovered from being sick- the reason he was there in the first place- and he's leaving the next day. Summary sucks, and it's my first story. RoyxEd Yaoi Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Casualties by shoefreak37 reviews
For Peeta and Gale, the absence of Katniss is in everything. Together, they learn to remember without guilt, discover solace in unconventional places, and realize love can grow out of despair. Mockingjay-AU, slight spoilers, slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2010 - [Gale H., Peeta M.] - Complete
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Adventures in the World of Warcraft by Kyrandis reviews
Obviously, World of Warcraft is much more important than paperwork. Thank whatever deity led Ed to introduce Roy to this game. Too bad Riza doesn't see things their way. Continuous related drabble/oneshot series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
FMA: Mysterious Ticking Noise by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Because nobody else did it...just what it says, spoof of Potter Puppet Pals, but FMA version! Written forever ago...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
101 Ways To Hitch A Ride With Mustang by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Ed's trying all sorts of methods in order to get a ride to work from Roy. Roy's royally pissed off that his phone is ringing off the hook. It's all in a day's work.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Silver Lining by Kaekaze-Wonderfuu-chan reviews
Ed manages to annihilate his automail again. Roy seems all too happy. RoyEd, yaoi, lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Soup Alchemist by Just Leah reviews
The story of Billy McCampbell, the Soup Alchemist. It involves alchemy, soup, tomatoes, ramen, Irish accents, the Truth and much, much more! Complete crack in case you didn't realize that.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Armstrongization OH NO! by Half-HeartedShadow reviews
What happens to the guys when they seriously tick off the girls? A complete farce involving Armstrong's "sparklies!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,587 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Winry R., Riza H. - Complete
Mustang fights the logic of Fanfiction by Ghosthp reviews
Mustang gains the ability to manipulate fanfiction. Mustang goes to a bar. Parody of fanfiction dot net. Mangaverse, no pairings, crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
We Aren't Quite Sure What Happened Here by Caffeinated Star reviews
A ridiculous parody of "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." Read at your own risk. Re-post.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Daddy Complex by DainoChild reviews
100% pure CRACK. Cruisin' for an awesome babe and a legendary night, Barney spots a hot girl by the counter. Except that's no girl. That's Edward Elric.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Barney S. - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Fullmetal Tales by Muten Azuki reviews
We all remember fairy tales from our childhood, but each of us heard different versions. Now I give you Fullmetal Tales. These fairy tales will be loosely related to the originals, but only loosely. This is crack! Flames Welcome!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009
The Ultimate Weapon by JiseiHakushaku reviews
It's time for the final battle. It's time to stop Father. Contains spoilers from the FullMetal Alchemist Manga. Crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward E., America - Complete
THE QUEST FOR EDWARD'S MAGICAL HAIR CONDITIONER by Crowmunculus reviews
"My hair is not greasy! It is properly moisturized and beautiful!" Roy learns that there is more to life than L'Oreal, and embarks on a quest to steal Ed's conditioner. This does not end well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Of Suits and Love by Orange.Dreams.4.4.0.8 reviews
Barney, when trying to find the proper way to describe his procedure of finding the right person, would use a metaphor: Finding someone special was like buying a suit. Barney/Ted, complete fluff. Enjoy!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Seven Sins and Lustful Love by OperationBlueSky reviews
The Doctor and Jack are bored. To pass the time, they practice one of the Seven Deadly Sins every day for a week. PWP ensues later on . Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything. COMPLETE!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Childhood Dreams by Spyquirks reviews
Calvin becomes the opposite of Stupendous Man. "I'll say I had plenty of dreams, not all of them normal."
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Fiddle by idioticonion reviews
Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Stuttering into Silence by OperationBlueSky reviews
Jack wakes up after dying somehow, and the Doctor tells him what happened. Jack reacts to what the Doctor has to say. A short Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Shadowed Sight and Desperate Dreams by OperationBlueSky reviews
Tired, Jack and the Doctor relax in a nice warm bath. Later, watching the Doctor sleep, Jack becomes curious as to what he was dreaming about. No PWP, but a nice variation of Twenty Questions. Jack/10 onceshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
TOW Joey Cooks Naked by usedusernames reviews
Joey/Chandler slash. “And the headlines will read ‘Man Commits Suicide Because Roommate Cooks Nude’.”
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Huge Hotels and Small Spaces by OperationBlueSky reviews
Jack and the Doctor get stuck in a hotel for a couple of days. They have a bit of trouble with the overcrowded lift, and stuff happens. That means PWP! It ensues! Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Incident by fairy tale echo reviews
It all started at MacLaren's Mega-Margarita Monday. written for Yuletide 2005, set S1 era, Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Green Gazebos and Soggy Shirts by OperationBlueSky reviews
The Doctor and Jack visit a gazebo planet. Jack dies for a few minutes. The Doctor gets ice water poured on him. PWP ensues. Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Crocodile Chips and Plastic Pots by OperationBlueSky reviews
Jack and the Doctor recieve a plastic pot filled with a mysterious goo. Then they get chips. PWP ensues. Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Sunset by melody106 reviews
This is for Jellicoe Road. Taylor/Jonah oneshot. Please give it a read! Thanks to my beta for your help!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Altered Perception by Sevlow reviews
After Havoc goes AWOL while on a mission, everyone starts to wonder why he is acting so strangely.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 345 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Forgiveness by Sevlow reviews
Mustang questions his sanity and searches for redemption as memories from the Ishbalan uprising silently tear him apart.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,082 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
To The Point by dirtyprettything reviews
Chandler doesn’t think before he speaks, and it produces unexpected results [JoeyChandler slash]
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Perfection by spacemonkey69 reviews
What is more than perfection? Nothing. Except Chandler. Drabble JC please read and review.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Question the Penguins by Leondra reviews
Joey reads National Geographic, much to the shock of everyone, and craziness, miscommunication, and fluff ensues. JoeyChandler slash.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Amber Haze by HotaruKat reviews
Ed thinks he will do a quick favor for Hawkeye on the anniversary of Hughes’s death, but things with the Colonel inevitably get more complicated when alcohol is involved. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Arrow by Swii reviews
Dedicated to IrethFefalas. I'm as straight as an arrow! Pairings: RoyEd and implied HavocFury. Strong language. Sappy. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Without You by Linen Tartaruga reviews
They say after we lose a loved one that we must move on with our lives. Edward Elric has told many people that they should use their legs and walk forward. But sometimes, when you lose something, you can't always find the strength to stand...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Weapons by Asuka Kureru reviews
RoyEd, oneshot, R for disturbing mental pictures. The gloves, Edward had decided, were worn as much out of habit as pure politeness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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blueprints are too sad so they made them yellow reviews
He traces his finger across lines and gears and well-oiled parts and it does not ask anything of him, only whirs and shifts and heaves like something alive that he cannot help but touch- he understands the machines because there is a code, a rhyme, and a reason. There is no guessing or blank spaces where something might go, only numbers, and it is something almost like love.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fluff and Other Drugs reviews
A collection of fluffy Steve/Tony drabbles. 4. "All in all, Stark Naked is not such a bad band name. But Big Daddy for an alias is terrible."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
freedom is another word for fire, baby reviews
He lied. Because it wasn't just once. It's never 'just once.' / It's like an addiction, his failures. He even buys himself cake when he makes to one hundred attempts. / Dark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
shattered windows and the sound of drums reviews
She picked up all her broken pieces and forged them into a sword, and he took one look at her wilting petals and vowed to fix her.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Lawnchairs After Dark reviews
Tony Stark may not be the best at reading people, but he does understand suffering. Even the kind that makes people punch perfectly innocent balcony windows. Pre-slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Shadowsinging reviews
Just because you left from there doesn't mean you can't go back.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Wolf Link, Link - Complete
The Boy With The Blue Earring reviews
The extreme dark and extreme light plagued the land, washing it in a pallet of greys. And the only things left shining, when the sun turned it's face from Earth, were two sets of eyes- one blue, one gold.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Link, Edward E.
The Roads That Meet reviews
"There is no right side," he said emphatically, something dead lurking behind his eyes. "I fight for peace, you fight for peace, and now tell me how bloodshed for peace makes any sense. There's no right path to take. Every path is paved with sorrow, boy."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
A Hero Remembered reviews
The hum of a million lives lived over vibrated inside Link's mind, the pitch rising and burning his thoughts with the truth./"See your destiny; it lies before you."/And every one missed just a little piece of sky.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Link - Complete
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime reviews
"What're you in such a hurry for, Colonel?" "I've got a very important present to get for someone," he assured the secretary, a half smile creeping onto his face. "This, and a pony with fire on its hooves." / And we're simply having a wonderful Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Taste of Moonlight reviews
O, don't deceive me/ O, never leave me/ How could you use a poor maiden so?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Trisha E., Hohenheim - Complete
Sarah Smiles reviews
Sometimes, feeling someone is enough. AU. Drabble. Title from a Panic! At The Disco song.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Martyrdom's Allies reviews
The imagination is a damned thing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Yer Dog, Todd reviews
Manchee's world began and ended with a simple farmboy named Todd Hewitt.
Chaos Walking series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Firework Lullaby reviews
The sunlight rolled off the grassy hills, glistening off dew and Alphonse's face. "You know, one of these days we'll die," he murmurs, leaning into my shoulder and it takes all my strength to whisper back, "That'll be a long time coming, surely."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Mei Chang - Complete
Crash Around Me reviews
They entertwined; fire and tears coming to an abrupt holding- and year after year, they started to die. Abstract EdWin. Post-Manga
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
To Breathe reviews
After all, no one stops to hate the swell of air in their lungs, do they? AU-ish. Drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Riza H. - Complete
Toccare Il Cielo reviews
"I always believed you could." Drabblefic. Olivier/Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
Hopesong reviews
Resembool decieves the world with careful placement of distractions, so that perhaps the unworthy would be blind to the truth. For Oct. 3.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Riverdancing
It's not sane to jump into a river, he thinks to himself sometimes, but then again, it wasn't exactly sane to shoot your best friend. Jellicoe Road
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
Polychromasia reviews
My soul might have finally found the peace it longed for, the peace I denied it for my own selfish reasons. Light RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
We Who Die reviews
Sometimes we fall short of glory.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Alphonse E., Roy M. - Complete
One Step
One more step was all it would take before he'd cross the imaginary line- armed or unarmed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Ways To Wash A Window reviews
One-shotters of Team Mustang being the downright slackers they are. T for language. Open if you dare...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Gone Away reviews
Being ripped apart bit by bit wasn't Hayate's favorite activity, but he'd take it any day over this. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Black Hayate - Complete
Mind's Eye reviews
Somewhere, trapped inside a soul of nightmares and agony, Alphonse Elric dreamt. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Summer's Towers reviews
Sometimes, certain souls needed a little prompting to get where they're going.
Everlost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Nick - Complete
Amestrian Blue and Sunrise Red reviews
The sun hesitantly crept above the horizon, illuminating the faces of the two haunted men with the gall to sit alone in the desert.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Poppyfield Red reviews
"I have seen all things done under the sun; and really, they are meaningless- like a chasing of the wind." On hiatus until I ressurect my plot bunny. Formerly The Golden Winter Wind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Of Sugar Highs and Emo Skies reviews
In which I give a demonstration of my lack of sanity. Complete crack dialogue that features most of the characters, complete with some toasters. C'mon, open me. OPEN MEEEEE I'm a needy little document, aren't I?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Be Brave, Little One reviews
After being ordered to kill the Rockbells, Roy and Riza become entangled in a swirl of emotions. However, some things never change..
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
All Three Of Me Had Better Shut Up Or Else reviews
So, I wondered what would happen if all the character pairings met each other. This is it! Also- no offense meant to fans of certain pairings, I'm just trying to make some people lol. T for language and suggestive themes.. On hiatus til I find my muse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.