You know that person who's always happy to talk to you? The person who says hi to you in a public place even though they don't know you? Yeah, that's me.

My pen name is Veeandrea Hart.

My favorite color is purple. I love the Thirst series by Christopher PIke, and Young Justice, and Naruto.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.) Aneras713 and Sarena too (Leonardo), Tattle-Tail-Secret09 (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Finn, Bastion & Leo Wyatt), BloomandSky4ever (Several and I am not telling anybody unless they are real good friends with me!) DarkPrincessKatia (Lucius Malfoy(DROOL), Harry Potter,Draco Malfoy,Helia, Riven) LizE112 (Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Emmett Cullen) Cenere Cristiano(Draco Malfoy,Severus Snape, Harry Potter)Yugioh13(Draco Malfoy, Deidara), Fantasy is now Non-Fiction (Phantom Skye), ForASunset'sRise(Jasper Whitlock/Hale/Cullen, Alec Volturi, ITACHI UCHIHA, Gaara of the Sand, Shiki Senri, Takashi Morinozuka, Nekozawa Umehito, Hatori Sohma, Sebastian Michaelis, Hinata from Angel Beats!, Prince Zuko and many more), VeeandreaHart(Haku from Spirited Away, Gregory from the Little Vampire, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Bill Weasley, Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Surius Black, Remus Lupin, Teddy Lupin, Cam from the Fallen Series, Roland from the Fallen Series, Alec from Twilight, Jasper from Twilight, Jacob Black, Prince Zuko, Aang, Sokka, Haru from Avatar the Last Airbender, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Gaara, Kankuro, Deidara, Pein/Yahiko, Pein/Nagato, HIdan, Kisame, Itachi, Sasori, Darui, Shinji Hirako, Rose from Bleach, Ichigo Kurosaki, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Kid Flash, Red Arrow, Klarion the Witch-Boy, and maaaaaaannnnny more...)

I am the Girl...

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; AkixYusei, LoganTheJetPyschicDuelist, Fantasy is now Non-Fiction, ForASunset'sRise, VeeandreaHart

I had to post this because of my paranioa(I think that's how you spell it)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Nagato, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10, SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai! the-only-puppet-love, Moon made of Ink, WhiteTiger BlackWolf, The-Music-Loving-Akatsuki-tard, AkatsukiTomboyKid, ForASunset'sRise, VeeandreaHart

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cookie-imouto, AnimaniacXOX, SaturnXK, Devil-0-Angel, The-Music-Loving-Akatsuki-tard, AkatsukiTomboyKid, ForASunset'sRise, VeeandreaHart

If you think everyone secretly wants to be hugged, copy and paste this to your profile

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!

The Akatsuki Classification

Zetsu (Carnivorus Planterius) Sasori (Fakeus Apparatus) Deidara (Explodus Homosexus) Itachi (Hazzardous Handicapus) Hidan (Smartus Assus) Kisame (Aquarlus Hybridus) Kakuzu (Freakous Phenominus) Konan (Vaginus maximus) Tobi (Reallyus Madaraus) Pain (Fearlus Leaderus) LOL!!

(·.·).I.(·.·)

(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)

·..· Akatsuki ·. ·.

(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKATSUKI_RULES_ _

A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, stands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (Perfect! LOL)

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art (Sounds just like him)

T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnoxious, But, Innocent (STILL INNOCENT MY ASS!)

Taken

Single

Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist (DEIDARA'S MINE, BITCHES! *grabs flamethrower* BACK OFF, YA FUCKING BITCHES!)

Put this
(o) on your page
if you LOVE music
.ılı.--Volume--.ılı. Min- - - - - - - - - - -Max
Play Pause Stop

Water or earth: Water

Autumn or winter: Autumn

Spring or Summer: Spring

Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: RED

White rose or Pink rose: WHITE

Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: Vampire Knight

Skirts or shorts: Shorts. Period.

High heels or sneakers: sneakers

Flats or flip flops: flips flops

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

—Lev Grossman, TIME

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198,katsuki-naimkaze, Floating On An Akatsuki Cloud, ima-panda-hear-me-roar, miscellaneousSam, ForASunset'sRise, VeeandreaHart

If you believe that the Akatsuki is one of the BEST things about Naruto Shippuden, copy this onto your profile!!

You know the question "If you could have ONE superpower, what would it be?" If you always answer "To be able to teleport myself into animes and mangas (etc.)" then Copy and Paste this to your profile, add your name, and your reason to want this power.
ima-panda-hear-me-roar: I'd want this power so I could yell at the characters about their mistakes instead of yelling at a screen. Oh and, glomp a few Akatsuki members while I'm at it. X3 miscellaneousSam: same as ima-panda-hear-me-roar _ ForASunset'sRise: I'd want the power to be able to kill Tobi, make Sasuke love Itachi again, make all the ninja world love each other, and make the entire Akatsuki(minus Konan and Tobi) my sex slaves.VeeandreaHart(I'd make all of my favorite characters fall in love with me and i ill marry Deidara and won't let him die...)

If you have ever ranted on about your favorite anime characters to your parents and/or siblings even though you know they're not listening, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto:

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind ShurikenThrow of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friend's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

I laughed my ass off while reading this. I'm definiately going to go around doing these things!

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is by singing loud for all to hear!!!!!

Idiot.

Fine, call me whatever you want. They're just names.

Bitch.

Did you know that the word means: a she-dog? Don't call people names when
you don't even know what the words mean!

Dork.

See? You did it again. You just called someone for a whale penis.

Dylan?

Yes, call me that instead.

Melonie, then?

Don't or you'll suffer.

Agressive.

Yes, that's what I am.

Sensitive.

That's me again.

Nerdy.

You're right again.

Popular kid.

Yes.

I love all the colours.

Especially the Colour PURPLE.

I'm in love.

Just like everyone else.

Yet, I'm unique

Some girls think that they're mature

just because they put on high-heeled shoes

and make-up.

I spit on the word makeup

Sue me for that.

I have blue eyes.

They turn into a dark shade of blue when I'm furious.

Usually, it's a baby blue shade.

I have golden brown hair.

People think that I'm beautiful.

I don't think so.

They say that beauty comes from inside.

I'm agressive and loud

Tell me, does that sound beautiful to you?

Well, nobody's perfect.

I'm not a blonde,

I'm not a brunette either.

What am I then?

I call myself for a blondette.

I'm usually very sweet but

I get bitter.

I'm not funny.

Yet, they love my jokes and MiScHiEvEs.

I have an outstanding iMaGiNaTiOn

It carries me away in the best.

Preoccupied for hours with nothing but thoughts.

and worst.

I want to be an author.

Yet, here I am! Writing stories..

I'm 16 years old.

Yet, I'm mature for my age.

I'm good at spying on people.

I can find out where YoU live,

WHEN you eAt,

When YoU go to the bathroom.

Etc

I'm creepy,

Yet, I'm scared of ghosts.

Heights freak me out.

"Haha, we have found her weakness!"

I am not a Belieber.

He's rude, obnoxious and I don't think that he has hit puberty yet.

Yeah, I said it.

Send your rabid dog for me.

Yeah, I'm really scared.

Seriously.

And finally, ReMeMbEr

A pissed off Kika is a DeAdLy Kika

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: Come, on. Just ask me out.
Woman: Okay, Get out.

Man: I'm a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon, I have been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Didn't we go out on a date once or twice?
Woman: Hmm, must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Nerd? I prefer the term "smarter than you"

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

"Why don't they like it?"

"Am I not good enough?"

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. All we want to know is what YOU think.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile.
Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Stories I'm Writing and Their Status:

True Art in the Real World: Complete

Look-a-Like: Complete

Ripped Jeans: Complete

Klarion and the Seven Soldiers: Complete

Training With the Best: Complete

And They Came Straight Down: Complete

Weird, ne? : Complete

Alone: Complete

What Does Orochimaru Taste Like: Complete

Complementary: Complete

Cuss You Out: Complete

Peace Never Wavers if Love Never Dies: Complete

Rebirth: Complete

A Diamond in the Rough: Haitus

What A Girl Wants, What A Clan Needs: Haitus

When in the Forest: Haitus

When the Stars go Blue: Haitus

The Path of Vengeance: Haitus

Heart of a Flower Blossom: Haitus

Birthday Surprises: Haitus

Choices: Haitus

It Can't Happen: Haitus

My New Friends...And Deidara: Haitus

Once Upon an Explosion: Temporary Haitus

Bug Meets Spider: Temporary Haitus

Dangerous: Temporary Haitus

Dylan's Heart: Temporary Haitus

Expressionless Art Temporary Haitus

From One Team to the Next: Temporary Haitus

Just Like Your Heart, My Art Goes Boom: Temporary Haitus

Ayukazi's Birthday Storyyy: Temporary Haitus

Misplaced: Temporary Haitus

Two Sides of the Same Coin: Temporary Haitus

Winning the Prize: Ongoing

Lazy Boy: Ongoing

Children in This World: Ongoing

Demon Cats and My Mom's Boyfriend: Ongoing

Oh, The People You'll Meet: Ongoing

I trust Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. If you do too, and you have no problem saying so; post this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Because He lives I can face tomorrow and life is worth the living just because He lives.