Hello. I am phantomArtemis24. I chose that name because I love the name Artemis and phantom just sounded kinda cool.

Just so you know my writing happens very sporadically...sooo don't expect them on a set schedule. Sorry ahead of time.

THIS IS IMPORTANT! So my lovely readers if you like my Fanfics then you may like my short stories which I post on my blog. is the site. Go check it out. It's pretty rad.

*OH I FORGOT. WHAT DID I JUST SAY? OH I FORGOT.*

Sooo... I love Percy Jackson, Ben Tennyson, and Rex Salazar, plus a ton of other unreal book and cartoon characters. Just beacuse i am a total geek. (Im one of those people that wishes all of my favorite books and tv shows were real) :D AND ONE DAY I WILL MAKE A MACHINE THAT BRINGS CARTOON CHARACTERS TO LIFE (Insert mad scientist laugh here)

Favorite Genre: To write: Romance, adventure, angst. To read: anything fantasy based and romance.

favorite bands: are SafetySuit, Owl City, Allstar Weekend and Panic! At the Disco.

Favorite Animal: Australian shepheards, Lucario :D, cheetas, commerson's dolphins.

Favorite color: turquoise, orange, lime green, too many to name.

Favorite cartoon characters: Rex Salazar, Ben 10, Noah (Fron Gen rex), Zuko, Katara, Tuck (Gen Rex), Ash Ketchum, Finn and Jake, Kyoya Tategami, Avatar Aang.

Least Favorite cartoon characters: Pretty much any evil villan person that I want to disappear.

Favorite Movies: Basically any action/adventure movie that includes superheroes, also including thise from history like Sherlock Holmes(not real I know But still has historical reference), Troy, Immortals, The Hobbit, LOTR, so on and so forth. Also anything to do with Shakespeare. Also Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4!!! the Hunger Games (EPIC btdubs)

Favorite TV show: Doctor Who, I am a total Whovian for life, Matt Smith is my fav. and David Tennant (Yes, I like both of them) also House of Anubis, Avatar: TLA, Pokemon, Ouran Host Club (Team Kyoya!), Chrome Shelled Regios, other anime, House, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Merlin, Chuck, once upon a time, pretty little liars, jane by design, and many many more.

I hope to write tons of FanFics! I love to write. One day I want to be a famous writer like Rick Riordan (I just looooovve Percy Jackson!!!!).

Kamdyn just happens to be a hologram in a very ugly dream.

NERD: an individual persecuted for her superior skill or intellect most often by people who fear and envy her. (True-ness)

I SWEAR THERE'S A LOT OF VEGETABLES OUT THERE THAT CROP UP FOR AIR... (uhh huh, you're crazy yo.)

I'm so Fly, birds are jealous.

Pourquoi to gaches ta vie?

People make history with actions. Writers make history with words, our history lasts longer. What now!!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) "It's not my fault!

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') "Well there has to be a legitamate answer out there somewhere."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (not really)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week

You're e-mails tend to be long and incredibly random (sometimes)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper "Or else I'll forget a good idea."

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. "Narating a story outside of my head...not good"

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason "It's more like a laugh or a chuckle. I only giggle when I'm texting."

You can make a story out of song "I wish I could write a song. But I'm musically challenged."

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you have a crush on a Teen Titans guy. _(kind of)

Copy and Paste if your life is more complicated than pi.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

I am the girl who still watches cartoons like Teen Titans and Danny Phantom.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with cartoons and books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name)

1.) Write Saw: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever cheese laser.

10.) Have own theme music. (found it!)

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys.

23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs!

25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the hard core unicorns!)

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (I am totally insane insane laugh see?)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.(oh, about every single day)

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Totally, All the time)

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.(I'm doing it now)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET OTHER FRIENDS READ TWILIGHT. If this is true for you, copy and past this onto your profile

If you can listen to music for hours on end because it touches your heart, copy and paste this.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Demotivators:

Change: It's never to late to turn over a new leaf, unless you're really really old and close to the end. Then yeah, it's probably to late.

Alignment: Good...Bad...I'm the girl with the gun.

Procrastination:Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions but there are A Lot of inquisitive idiots.

Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile but it takes none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Insanity: It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially if you're insane.

Accomplishments: You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Achievement: You can do anything you set your mind to when have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Agony: Not all pain is gain.

Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Arrogance: The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

Consulting: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

If you are a person who likes classics, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.