![]() Author has written 26 stories for Hunger Games, Twilight, Trickster series, Harry Potter, Giver, Hurt Locker, Avengers, Bourne series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Warriors, and Walking Dead. Woah I have no idea what I should put here. I've read a lot of books, and of course a lot of fan-fics. I must admit I'm not a good writer, but I really like thinking for myself what would happen after the book had ended. I live in Hong Kong, China, and it's my first time attempting to publish my stories XP. Also I just became a beta reader, so if you need someone to beta read I'm free. Name: Just call me Salad. They all do. Gender: Female Age: 0/- believe me? Facebook nickname: threeninefourhornet Fictionpress account: Under the same name. Randomz: Fav Pairings Harry Potter Draco x Harry Avengers Clint x Phil (OMG they both rock) Axis Powers: Hetalia GerIta / Germany x Italy / Ludwig x Feliciano (Melts at the completely sweetness in here...) Death Note LxLight / LxRaito (RAITO!) Percy Jackson Nico x OC (he kicks ass. Seriously.) Others / Crossovers Aly x Nawat (Trickster's Series) pick ten Hetalia Characters 1.) You wake up to 6 in your face. Sweden: ... Me: AHHHHHHHHHH (Sweden jumps off, blushing) Me: Don't let Finland see you! Sweden: ... (Me starts to tremble) Me: AHHHHHHH (Runs away) Sweden: ...
(China hugs and runs away) Me: Huh? (blushing furiously) (menacing aura permeates the air) (turns around) (le evil Russia glaring at me) Me: (Gulp) Russia: Fancy a pipe to your head, da? 3.) 2 and 8 make you breakfast. Italy: PASTA! Romano: SHUT UP AND MAKE BREAKFAST YOU (censor censor censor censor) Me: ... Whatever, I'm waiting for my breakfast! 4.) 3 glomps you. (le glomp from Germany) (Both falls onto the ground) (Italy enters) Italy: (Bursts into tears) Vee... Doitsu... Me: Wha- 5.) 10 and 5 come over to your house and have a sleep over. Me: Um... Hungary? Why are you holding your frying pan? Hungary: You live next door to Prussia! A girl has to be ready for everything! Me: I do? Canada: You do... Hungary: Wha- you spoke? Me: Me? No, I didn't Canada: I did... Hungary: AHHH YOU HAVE A GHOST IN YOUR HOUSE 6.) 4, 7, 9 and you all go swimming. Me: Weeeeeee! (jumps into pool) Spain: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (jumps into pool) Russia: (slowly edges to the water) Me: You haven't removed your scarf yet Russia: (glare) Me: (ducks head into water again, trembling) Spain: Where's Austria? (munchs tomato) (music floats over) Me: Wha- the pool's 7 feet deep, how can the piano...? 7.) You bump into 3 and 9 on your walk back home. Me: HIYA! Wait what's with Austria and that tomato face? Austria? Germany? Austria: ... Germany: ... Me: Hey... Austria: Don't ask. Germany: Honestly, don't ask... (Prussia emerges from behind) Prussia: Yo West! Roddy! Austria: (blushes even deeper) Germany: (glare) Me: Wait... Roddy? 8.) 10 dares you to go streaking with 6 and 1 Me: Hungary! I'm a girl! China: It's! It's undecent aru! Sweden: ... Hungary: Come on! Sweden: ... Hungary: ... Al... alright... not you... (Sweden leaves) Hungary: China! You gotta fulfill your dare! China: But... but... (le Russia emerges) Russia: Who do I have to kill, sunflower? Hungary: (gulp) No one! (flees) Me: (starts to edge away slowly) (Russia's hand clamps down on my shoulder) Russia: You again, da? 9.) you get put into a closet with 8 Romano: (censor censor censor censor censor censor censor) Me: (plugs ears) 10.) 2, 4, and 7 start tickling you. Me: (laughing like crazy) Italy: Ve... You're so ticklish! Spain: The more fun for us! Russia: Kolkolkolkolkolkol... payback time! Germany: Italy, time for lunch! Italy: PASTA!!! (runs to Germany) (Kid Hong Kong appears) Hong Kong: Where's big brother? Russia: Yao? Hong Kong: No, Kiku... of course I'm talking about Yao! (Russia leaves with Hong Kong) Spain: Meh... no fun tickling you alone... 11.) 1 slaps you then runs away. (le slap from China) Me: What the-? Russia: Well done, sunflower... kolkolkolkolkol... 12.) 9 hits you with a fish. Me: Austria! Why hit me with the fish! Prussia: Kesesesesese I cheer you on, Roddy! Austria: SHUTTUP (hits harder) Fish: Flup. 13.) 2 makes you laugh. Me: WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA Italy: Ve... Doitsu... she's gone mad! Germany: First day you know her? Italy: Ve... 14.) 10 plays hide and seek with you. Me: Ready or not, here I come! Me: Hmmm where can Hungary have gone? (walks down the corridor) (door opens) Hungary: TAKE THAT! (Pan connects with head...) 15.) 6 spreads a bad false rumor about you. Sweden: (whispers rumour) Italy: Ve... She wouldn't do that! Romano: Even if she's (censor censor censor) she wouldn't do that... China: Not possible aru... Germany: It's not like you, Berwald... Finland: Really? Hungary: You say that one more time and I'll hit you with the pan. Sweden: (glare) Italy, Romano, China, Finland, Germany, Hungary: WE BELIEVE YOU Russia: Kolkolkolkolkol... (goes on and continues to spread the rumour) 16.) 8 gets drunk and kisses you. Me: Romano! That was my first kiss! (fans face urgently) Romano: (censor censor censor... wait, it's so slurred it doesn't need to be censored) Me: Let's get you home! (wild tomato hits back of shirt) Spain: What. On. Earth. Were. You. Doing. With. Romano. 17.) 5 steals your favorite pillow and doesn't give it back. Me: Canada... Canada: Kumajirou ate it! Me: His name isn't Kumajirou... (chuckles evilly) Canada: (gulp) America: Fear not! Your hero has come to rescue you! (England appears and grabs America by the ear) England: Alfred... don't you have chores to do? (England and America disappears) Me: Matthew... Williams... Canada: ANYONE HELP! 18.) 3 walks in on you taking a shower Me: AHHHHHH Germany: AHHHHHH Prussia: What's going on? Awww West, you should have invited the awesome me! Me: Get out! Germany: Sorry... (starts to shuffle out) Italy: What is everyone doing here? (Sees me) Ve... Germany: Italy! (pulls Italy out) Me: PRUSSIA! GET OUT! Prussia: Kesesesese why should I? (Prussia suddenly collapses) Hungary: You alright? (holding her frying pan) 19.) 7 kidnaps you and 4 saves you. Me: Thank god... somebody saved me... Russia: (Rips off mask to reveal himself) Kolkolkolkolkol... Me: AHHH SPAIN KIDNAP ME AGAIN PLEASE 20.) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and you are all on a cruse ship. Russia: (pushes me down) Me: AHHHH Hungary: Stop picking on her! (hits Russia with frying pan) (Russia topples over) China: What are you doing aru! (Leaps at Hungary, both topples down) Canada: Elizabeta! (Jumps down to save her) Spain: Weeee this is fun! (Grabs Romano and Italy and jumps down) Romano: (censor censor censor) Italy: Ve... DOITSU! Germany: Oh bother I wanted to finish my wurst... (joins Italy in the sea) Sweden: ... Hungary: Wait, where's Roderich? (Music floats over) Me: The sea- the piano- wait, I don't want to know... (Other guests stare strangely at us) Sweden: ... Guests: SORRY WE WON'T STARE Sweden: ... (jumps into the sea) Write down 12 different Hunger Games Characters 1. Peeta 2. Katniss 3. Finnick 4. Gale 5. Cinna 6. Haymitch 7. Rue 8. Annie 9. Beetee 10. Mags 11. Prim 12. Effie 1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Haymitch/Effie? No, no, that would be impossible 2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Gale might be hot, but I don't like him. 3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Annie/Effie??? OMG Annie is destined to be with Finnick! 4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine? Beetee... nope LOL 5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Katniss/Haymitch... LOL... like Haymitch's even older than my dad. 6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Cinna/Beetee or Cinna/Mags? ER... 1. Cinna's not gay. 2. Mags aren't sluts who fall for young men. 7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? If RUE walked in KATNISS and ANNIE kissing!!!! Like who the frigging thought of this! 8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic. Mags/Finnick fanfic? Woah this is easy When Mags see the 14 year-old tribute in front of her, she's wants to keep him alive. But will staying alive or dying be better for him? The 64th Hunger Games awaits Finnick Odair. 9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff? I suppose there could be... some perv might... but... Peeta/Annie... 10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic. Rue and Effie?... I guess 'The painted flower'???? painted for Effie and fower for Rue... Lame LOL 11.) Does anyone on your friends list read three? no... unfortunately only I like him... FINNICK!! 12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw/write eleven? no... again... nothing personal to Prim but my friends DO NOT draw/write 13.) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Katniss/Gale/Cinna. Nobody has, but I can think of a certain someone who can (shivering shivering). 14.) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Mags? Well... ... maybe when she sees... a... certain fourteen year old boy win? 15.) If you wrote a songfic about eight, which song would you choose? Somewhere along the lines of Imsonia or Right Here Waiting For You 16.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would be the warning? Peeta/Haymitch/Effie fanfic: Beware of swear words, bad habits, and mother hen. 17.) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Mags (to Katniss): %*hfdk* (not swear words but Katniss didn't know how to hear her at first... right?) 18.) One and eight are in a happy relationship when five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for two, six gets upset and retaliates by dating twelve. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three loners meet ten, who tells each of them to look for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with six and twelve! Peeta and Annie are in a happy relationship when Cinna runs off with Beetee. After Annie dumps Peeta for Katniss, Haymitch gets upset and retaliates by dating Effie. Alone and broken hearted, Peeta trabels in search of a friend. Finally Peeta meets Gale and Rue. The three loners meet Mags, who tells each of them to look for love. Gale finds Finnick, Rue gets Prim, but now Peeta is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Haymitch and Effie! ER 19.) What would be a good title for this? Completely wrong 20.) What would the genre(s) be? Romance/Horror 21.) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with three! OMG Finnick... (swoon) So basically this is the same thing from just now but with HOUSE OF NIGHT! Write down 12 different House of Night Characters 1. Zoey 2. Aphrodite 3. Rephaim 4. Stevie Rae 5. Darius 6. Neferet 7. Dragon 8. Erik 9. Jack 10. Erin 11. Grandma Redbird 12. Stark 1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Neferet/Grandma Redbird??? WTF 2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot? I never thought Stevie Rae could be hot. She's cute 3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Stark and Erik? Serves Zoey right. She's got too much boys arond her. 4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine? Oh my, of course. Usually it's fluff about Jack. 5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Aphrodite/Neferet... bickering couple, yes. 6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Darius/Jack or Darius/Erin? WELL... I would rather have Darius/Jack XD 7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Dragon walking on Aphrodite and Erik kissing? Idk... I bet he HAS seen it before. I guess walk away. 8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic. Erin/Rephaim? WOW now this is hard... Stevie Rae has accepted Rephaim? But will her friends, particularly one friend, namely Erin, accept him? 9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff? Zoey/Erik? They're all over the place... 10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic. Dragon/Stark hurt/comfort. Bow and Arrow. I guess... 11.) Does anyone on your friends list read three? REPHAIM!!!! (screaming) no unfortunately... 12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw/write eleven? As I said, even if it wasn't Grandma Redbird my friends don't draw OR write. 13.) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Aphrodite/Stevie Rae/Darius... (perv thoughts going through my mind) Again, that someone would. 14.) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Erin... Perhaps if Aphrodite gives her a gold credit card which would enable to shop in 100 famous retail shops without having to pay ANYTHING 15.) If you wrote a songfic about eight, which song would you choose? Erik... AHA!! I know, Love Drunk by Boys like Girls. Suited when he finds out that Zoey has been cheating with Loren. 16.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would be the warning? Zoey/Neferet/Stark: Beware for dark concepts, unsacrificial love that makes people vomit, swear words. 17.) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Rephaim to use on Aphrodite? Well... Um... Er... 18.) One and eight are in a happy relationship when five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for two, six gets upset and retaliates by dating twelve. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three loners meet ten, who tells each of them to look for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with six and twelve! Zoey and Erik are in a happy relationship when Darius runs off with Jack. After Erik dumps Zoey for Aphrodite, Neferet gets upset and retaliates by dating Stark. Alone and broken hearted, Zoey travels in search of a friend. Finally, Zoey meets Stevie Rae and Dragon. The three loners meet Erin, who tells each of them to look for love. Stevie Rae finds Rephaim, Dragon gets Grandma Redbird, but now Zoey is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Neferet and Stark! Why does that mainly make sense? 19.) What would be a good title for this? Fixing My Senses 20.) What would the genre(s) be? Romance 21.) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with three! GEEZ!!! REPHAIM!!! Something I took from a friend... and thwarted it a bit. Write down 8 Twilight characters: 1. Jacob 2. Nessie 3. Seth 4. Bella 5. Jasper 6. Leah 7. Alice 8. Rosalie 1 and 2 are dating. Obviously... Jacob imprinted on Nessie. Like DUH 4 put 7 in jail. Bella put Alice in jail?! For what? Torturing her by shopping for 72 hours nonstop? 6 tried to strangle 5, but 3 rescues 5. Leah strangles Jasper but Seth rescues Jasper. Look, it's really really a coincidence it was Seth. 8 and 5 starts a food fight. Rosalie and Jasper gets a food fight. Over AB type blood, of course. 3 and 1 goes out for a walk, but 2 spies them. Seth and Jacob goes for a walk (or run?) but Nessie spies them. Very normal... 7 and 5 goes camping. 6 crashes in. Alice and Jasper goes camping and Leah crashes in. To strangle Jasper again obviously. It’s your birthday. What does 8 do? Rosalie? Ooh she'll cut my hair. 1 checks his/her email. Jacob checks his email and finds that his email is SPAMMED by howls. 2 is giving out autographs. Nessie? Giving out autographs? Like seriously? 3 cooks you a meal. Seth's cooking... not much confidence. 4 kicks a soccer ball at you. Then I will certainly bowel the ball back at Bella. 5 gets a new haircut. HEY I PROTEST Jasper's hair is very fine now. 6 rides a horse for the first time. Probably the horse will throw Leah down to the ground first. 7 is at the library. Alice? Library? Ohmigod I must be dreaming. Oh oh I know, she's reading a book to how to use the least time to shop from all the shops in the world. 8 is doing homework. Rosalie doing homework. I am so p*v. 6 is playing computer games. Why is so many questions related to Leah??!! 1 goes out to the shopping mall. So? 5 goes skateboarding with 3. 1 is watching nearby. Jasper and Seth skateboarding... is Jacob watching to see Jasper cheat? 2 and 7 are singing together???!!! Nessie. Alice. OMG Ok! You made it to the end! Give 1 a big hug. NOW. YEEHAA JUST TOTALLY LUV JACOB Okay, so this is for the Tales of the Otori. Just in case you don't know, it's by Liam Hearn. 1. Otori Shigeru 2. Otori Takeo/Tomasu 3. Kiyoshige 4. Otori Shigeko 5. Akane 6. Muto Kenji 7. Marayama Naomi 8. Muto Shizuka 9. Kikuta Isamu 10. Kikuta/Otori Hisao Let’s get started! You just found out 4 is actually your brother/sister. Me: YEAH Shigeko is soooo good! And your other brother/sister is…5. Me: Hi Akane. (timid) 3 asks 9 out for a date. Kiyoshige: Can you go with me on a date? But 7 likes 9! Naomi: I just found out I like Isamu! 7 is so happy/sad because he/she is rejected/accepted by 9. What does 1 do? Naomi is sad because she is rejected by Isamu. 2 suddenly freaks out. Why is that? Takeo freaking out in the background. Isamu: Why is our boy freaking out? 8 is pregnant with 1’s baby. How does 5 react? Akane: SHIGERU!!! Shigeko's your GRANDDAUGHTER!! 6 starts a fight with 9. Kenji lands a punch on Isamu's face. Have you heard of 2 x 10 fics? Takeo x Hisao? No... actually there are very, very, very little Tales of Otori fanfics... What about 3 x 10 fics? Kiyoshige x Hisao is totally impossible, 'cause Kiyoshige was dead before Hisao's father was an adult... Kiyoshige's Shigeru's time!!! 2 x 10 or 3 x 10? Ugh if I really have to choose, of course Kiyoshige x Hisao... Hisao can't x his own father. 2, 8 and 6 are suddenly chased by 5. Why is that? Takeo, Shizuka, and Kenji are running. 4 is charged of murder. 10 is the judge. What happens? Hisao: Otori Shigeko! You are charged of murder of Hiyoshi! 1 got his/her hair shaved. Naomi: Why on earth did you shave your hair? 3 set 6’s pants on fire! Kenji runs around with his pants on fire. Kiyoshige laughs evilly and hysterically. Shigeru: Hey pal, why did you set Kenji's pants on fire? 9 tries to commit suicide. Isamu stands by the cliff. Sara: No! Isamu, don't! 1 is trying to do a head-stand. Shigeru: Now that's easy... (do headstand) 2 goes for a swim at the beach but is pursued by a shark! Takeo is swimming. 3 plays the piano. Kiyoshige plays on the piano. Shizuka: He is sooo handsome... 4 starts to work out? Shigeko: I need some muscles! 5 visits the zoo with you. Akane: Look there's a bridge! 6 is talking to him/herself. Kenji: Should I let Kiyoshige date Shizuka? He is famous for being bisexual... But Shizuka really likes him... 7 is trying to replace a light bulb. Naomi: Shigeru? (pouts) 8 suddenly starts screaming. Shizuka: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM 9 is doodling on his notebook. What does he draw? Isamu is doodling. 10 gets a job. Kenji: You know you're my grandson, right? Well, we’re finished. Why don’t you do something you like to for a reward? Listening to Boys like Girls already... I'm sure all of you who have read the book is going a little bit confused right now XD Kiyoshige is not gay though he really used to do those stuff with Shigeru. Shizuka is not with Kiyoshige in the book but I think they would be a cute couple together. (sigh) I don't know much about Isamu 'cause there's only ONE chapter on him, only that he loved Sara a lot. Hmmm I like playing with these horizontal lines. They're fun. And here, ladies and gentleeemen, are my list of recommended books XDDDDDDDD Hunger Games trilogy Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as |