Okay, sorry for all this.

Before the flaming starts to come, let me explain.

I was going to do a special for some occasion. I think it was my birthday or something. As such, I had written up one chapter for ALL my stories, INCLUDING my old Pokemon ones.

Now this is where the problem begins.

My laptop was stolen.

No joke, someone broke my lock at school and took the laptop from my backpack.

ALONG WITH THE FUCKING LOCK.

YEA THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THE FUCKING LOCKER LOCK.

WHAT SHITLORD DOES THAT?!

Anyway, I lost interest in the stories cuz of the super long hiatus in which I did not own a laptop, and had to do stuff like manage forums and shit on my phone. Remembering the stories, I began to read Naruto again, trying to salvage some information.

This is where the second problem comes in.

Now that I'm more used to better and higher quality anime… I realized how terrible Naruto is in my opinion. To the point where I started ranting every time anyone ever said that Naruto was a good anime.

WARNING: Those who do not want to see me rant about Naruto, please skip to the last paragraph.

Stuff like how Kakashi was like "Don't shout out the name of your jutsu when you use them. That's stupid and it lets the enemy know what you're using." But then even he starts to god damn do it the moment Zabuza arc ends.

Then there's the Raikiri, the badass move that he used on Zabuza. Upon Sasuke learning it, we find out that it's an ASSASSINATION MOVE. THE STRONGEST ASSASSINATION TECHNIQUE WE KNOW OF IN THE SERIES IS KNOWN FOR TAKING SEVERAL SECONDS TO CHARGE UP IN WHICH THE USER IS UNABLE TO MOVE, EMITTING A SHRILL NOISE THAT EVERYONE WHO EVER HEARD OF THE TECHNIQUE KNOWS OF, AND GLOWS BRIGHT ENOUGH TO LIGHT UP A ROOM. IT'S LITERALLY A DUDE HOLDING UP A GIANT TORCH SCREAMING "YO I'M HERE TRYING TO KILL YOU! I'LL STAND HERE FOR A BIT, SO COME GET ME!"

Back in the Zabuza arc, Kakashi was using it strategically, having used it only after he trapped the enemy long enough for him to use it safely and successfully. This made the technique a badass finisher. But an ASSASSINATION technique? Hell no!

That's just the bare minimum of complaints I had, on top of the concept that nobody uses more than two jutsu and their variations per season after the Zabuza arc minus a few exceptions. (Naruto with clones and rasengan, Sasuke with Sharingan and Chidori, etc.)

I found that by the end, Zabuza, Haku, Kakashi(despite his raikiri/chidori), Itachi, Orochimaru, Danzo, Pein, Lee, and were the ONLY characters that were fleshed out. Everyone else either used only two jutsu types (in Lee's case, it's fine because he's only able to use it and that's kinda his thing), they had a terrible character, or they had NO BACKSTORY WHATSOEVER.

SERIOUSLY, SOME OF THE "MAIN CHARACTERS" HAVE NO BACKSTORY. FOR EXAMPLE, GAI, TENTEN, SHINO, KIBA, AND GOD DAMN THE PARENTS. ALL WE KNOW ABOUT GAI WAS THAT HE PICKED UP LEE AND THAT HE WAS ALWAYS THE SAME AS HE IS NOW. ALL WE KNOW ABOUT TENTEN IS THAT SHE USES WEAPONS AND NO JUTSU FOR SOME REASON. ALL WE KNOW ABOUT SHINO IS HIS CLAN. ALL WE KNOW OF KIBA IS HIS CLAN. ALL WE KNOW ABOUT THE PARENTS WAS THAT THE INO-SHIKA-CHO WAS FAMOUS AND THAT'S IT.

They were like "oh no, Shikamaru's dad died" except we barely even knew of him. He taught Naruto to do the wind chakra thing and that's it. Choji's dad was super nice and fat. That's it. Inoichi was… Inoichi. Kiba's mom's Kiba's mom.

Aight, done ranting. For now. I don't have the time.

Anyway, if someone wants to take these stories off my hands, please do. I'd say that stories shouldn't die because the original author's being a dickwaffle who can't get his jimmies un-rustled about a series he watched as a kid. I'll probably write some stories on Fate/, Toaru, Medaka Box, Homestuck, etc. but Naruto? Sorry. None of that for me.