A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for my unannounced hiatus - I got really busy with school and high school applications and other things. I'm really sorry about that! But now I'm back! For now, at least... Though, seriously, don't expect me to be updating too often.
Also, Happy New Year, everyone! Here's to a great 2015!
Also, it's been a year (well, over a year) since this fanfic was created! I'd like to thank you all so much for your support over the past year and a bit! It really means a lot!
Anyways, guest reviews:
Lizinka: That sounds cool (no pun intended haha), but I'm not taking any more requests. Also, while I have not watched the video, I'm pretty sure no lyrics were changed, which was a requirement for this fic. And having them sing in their own languages would probably be a problem, since that would need to be translated (simply because while a few lines or a few words of a language most people don't understand is fine, having most of the song isn't). But thanks for the suggestion anyways :)
Historian-Guest: I'm very sorry, but I'm not taking any more requests. I'll definitely go listen to those songs, though - they sound really cool!
Lilsistah: I'm sorry, but I'm not taking any more requests. Also, Self-Inflicted Antichromatic doesn't have any of its lyrics changed, which was a requirement. It is a great (and sad :C) song though ;-; And i'll probably go listen to hyperventilation dance haha xD
Berlin: Thanks so much for all your reviews :D It really means a lot! And sorry for not writing for so long; I hope you can forgive me. Also, I know literally nothing about Homestuck other than the fact that there's trolls. I was not aware I made a reference haha :P Anyways, thanks for reading and I hope you like this chapter too :)
scary guest: yes, yes we do...
Elenore E. Jones: Hehe, thanks! Glad to see you're "enjoying" (is dying considered enjoying? :P) my story! Hope you like this chapter too~
TheNordic5: Sorry for dying D: And of course you can ^^ it's a free... uh, world :P I need to go check that comic out! To deviantart~ *whoosh* Anyways, hope you like this chapter as well!
NO MORE REQUESTS PLZ EVEN THOUGH NO ONE'S GONNA READ THIS -.-
Unfortunately, as he was running away from an enraged England, America suddenly ran into a frying pan, courtesy of Hungary.
"Oww…" America cried, rubbing his head. "That hurt…"
"I know you two have some sexual tension to work out," Hungary huffed, "but we need to get through all these songs!"
"Wh-what?!" America and England chorused.
"We do not!" England insisted, blushing bright red.
"What are you talking about?" America asked, trying to brush it off. It didn't work.
"Anyways," Hungary said, smiling to herself. "Japan? Let's see the next song."
"Hai, Hungary-san," Japan nodded. He pulled some papers out from the folder. He glanced at the title and paled.
"What is it now, Japan?" Hungary sighed, walking over to take a look. "If you're singing again, you should just go for- wait, what?" Hungary cut herself off upon looking at the paper.
"Oh? Is Hungary finally speechless for once?" Prussia cackled, striding over. "It must mean that the awesome me is singing!" Hungary turned and glared at him, but that didn't stop Prussia from grabbing the papers out of Japan's hands.
"Kesesesese-eh?" Prussia finally read the title on the lyric sheet, and a confused expression crossed his face. But then it was replaced with a smirk. "Hey! Francey! Get your butt over here!"
France sighed at the crude expression. "Être patient, Prussia," he said while walking over. "What is the matter?" Prussia just responded by shoving the papers into France's hands.
France was confused, but just simply read the papers. Suddenly, his face lit up. "Ohonhonhonhonhon… This looks like fun~!" France smirked. "Well, I'm off~!" And with that, he began walking towards the recording booth.
"The frog has a song?!" England said, annoyed. "Japan? What's going on?"
Japan bowed his head in apology. "Ah, England-san. It seems that France-san is the next singer."
"Yeah, of a song called 'I'll Take it All Off'!" Prussia cackled.
"W-what?!" England asked, shocked. "What is that supposed to mean?!" But before he could get an answer (or drag France out of the booth), Prussia had already dashed off towards the sound board. Before Japan could protest to Prussia handling his 'precious equipment', Prussia hit the 'play' button, and the sound of a synth began blasting out of the speakers.
Inside the booth, France smiled, and then began to sing.
I wonder why I'm always treated like a pervert?
"You have to wonder?" England deadpanned, glaring daggers at France, who either didn't notice him or chose to ignore it.
Even though I'm quite sensible,
And my body is quite something, too!
France winked and flipped his hair, and sparkles seemed to float up around him. England briefly wondered where the sparkles were coming from, before dismissing the thought as some kind of lame French ghost. Meanwhile, all of the other nations rolled their eyes.
Even if my neighbouring countries distance themselves from me,
"It's your own fault," Switzerland glared at France. "I refuse to let Liechtenstein associate with a pervert like you!"
Suddenly, Spain jumped up in front of Switzerland. "Ehh? Francia, aren't we friends?" he asked, confused.
"Well, you do spend all of your time with Ita-chan's older brother…" Prussia muttered under his breath, smirking.
I still want to try out all kinds of wonderful things to do!
Wherever I go, the eyes of the adults follow me around
"Adults?" Seychelles asked. "Aren't you one of the older nations?"
"Maybe he means sensei?" Taiwan suggested.
"Hey!" China protested. "I'm not that old, aru! I'm young and hip!" Hong Kong rolled his eyes.
"Oh!" Italy piped up. "Maybe he means Roma jii-chan?"
Germany's eye twitched. "I doubt it," he stated.
Unless I wear clothes like the others,
Can I not get any screentime?
"Eh?" Japan said, looking up. "France-san, if I'm not mistaken, you have a lot of screen time…"
By myself, I will
France did a magical girl-esque spin and suddenly, the room was filled with a bright light. The nations all shielded their eyes. As the light faded, the nations slowly uncovered their eyes and saw…
France.
Naked.
England screamed.
Take it all off!
Take it all off!
Take it all off, yes~
Romano covered Italy's eyes. Switzerland hurriedly led Liechtenstein out of the room and into the hallway, telling her to stay there "while I kill this guy". England began spewing out profanities. The Nordics began freaking out over if Iceland should see this or not. Netherlands glared at France. Hungary lifted up her frying pan.
Spain and Prussia just clapped and laughed.
When I undress, I'll be completely nude
I'm sure it's a wonderful feeling of freedom!
Luckily for the nations, wall between them and the recording booth blocked the bottom half of France's body, so they couldn't actually see anything, but…
"I think I'm going to be sick," England grimaced. "Is the bloody pervert actually naked?!"
"Nii-san… What's going on?" Italy asked. Romano had covered his eyes after the light had gone away.
"Shut up, you stupid little brother! You're not allowed to see fucking anything!" Romano cursed, simultaneously glaring daggers at France, who was having too much fun to notice. "I swear I'm going to kill the fucking wine bastard for trying to ruin my stupid little brother's innocence!"
"Ehh?!" Italy cried, confused.
I'll take it all off!
Take it all off!
Take it all off, yes~
I can do anything I want!
"I will not allow this!" Switzerland yelled, pointing his gun at France.
Now, I'll show you the part where
I - get - serious!
France winked, and the nations swore they saw a star beside his head.
"YOU BLOODY PERVERTED FROG!" England screamed.
Suddenly, there was a bright flash, and then France had his clothes back on again. The nations were extremely confused.
Romano reluctantly uncovered Italy's eyes.
Norway pulled out a notebook and began writing things down, occasionally glancing up at France.
Although I may say that, the responsibilities of an adult…
"Aww, what? Come on, Francey!" Prussia complained, sticking his tongue out. "That's so not awesome!"
These things, those things…
All the restrictions can't be helped.
France shrugged nonchalantly, but he had a weird smirk on his face...
With the proper censorship,
I'll be allowed to do anything!
America shrugged. "It's true…"
England's expression looked like he was betrayed by his most trusted ally. Or one of his fairies.
As long as I wear at least one rose,
I can rest easy for now
Prussia smirked, understanding what he meant. "Kesesesesese! So that's what you meant!"
"Que?" Spain asked, confused. "What does he mean?" Prussia just smirked.
Right now, I will
This time, instead of magical girl-type flashes of light, France simply whipped off his clothes. There was an audible whoosh as France threw his clothes somewhere in the booth. However, a pair of cat ears did appear on his head.
The room went back into chaos.
Show off my nudity!
Show off my nudity!
Show off my nudity, yes~
"Y-you bloody frog!" England, blushing scarlet red. "What happened to being an adult?!"
America glanced over at France. "I think he's wearing a rose this time."
"It doesn't bloody matter!" England yelled, trying to glare at both America and France.
It all happens automatically,
So let me off the hook for a bit~
"No, it bloody doesn't!" England screeched. "We obviously saw you, uh, s-strip!"
America facepalmed.
I'll show off my nudity!
Show off my nudity!
Show off my nudity, yes~
It's not that I want to expose myself or anything,
I just want to get a better look at myself, that's all!
England had given up yelling at this point and just resorted to glaring at the blonde nation.
Not completely naked,
And not yet clothed -
I can't get enough of this state!
As long as I can enjoy both the good and bad things,
Isn't that what matters?
"You have to work, too!" England shouted, furious.
Switzerland nodded. "You need to know the value of good work! Just because you were fortunate enough to be born in a fertile land does not mean you can just slack off!"
France just flipped his hair and spun around.
By myself, I will
Take it all off!
Take it all off!
Take it all off, yes~
When I undress, I'll be completely nude
I'm sure it's a wonderful feeling of freedom!
I'll take it all off!
Take it all off!
Take it all off, yes~
I can do anything I want!
Now, I'll show you the part where
I - get - serious!
The background music continued playing for a while, before fading out. After everything was silent, France, apparently not caring about his discarded clothes, began walking out of the booth.
"What the bloody hell?!" England said, upon seeing France open the door. "Put some bloody clothes on, you frog!"
"Oh?" France smiled. "But don't you want to see onii-san's beautiful body?" Prussia and Spain were trying to stifle their laughter. And failing.
"L-like hell I do, you bloody pervert!" England yelled, blushing bright red.
"Are you sure?" France smirked, stepping towards England.
"S-stay away from me!" England stuttered, backing up. "O-or I'll curse you!" England whipped out his magic wand and pointed it at France.
France just continued walking towards England, a smug expression on his face. Prussia and Spain trailed behind him, eager to see what would happen.
"I warned you! Hoa-" Suddenly, England tripped over someone's foot and fell on his back, accidentally letting go of his wand. It spiralled through the air… and landed in America's coke.
"Noooooooooooo!" America shouted, falling to his knees. "My coolaaaaaaaaaa!"
Ignoring him, France just continued towards England. England's eyes widened, and he froze for a second.
Then he jumped up and sprinted out the door and down the hall.
A/N: I hope that didn't come off as rapish. I DID NOT MEAN FOR THAT IF IT DID AND FRANCE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A RAPIST KAY GUYS? Feel free to point it out if you think it came off that way and I'll change the ending, but no reviews JUST about how france is a rapist BECAUSE HE ISN'T. Kapish?
Translations:
Être patient - French: be patient
I think that's it :P
I'll see if I can update a bit more often, but I don't guarantee anything. And if I disappear... Know that I'm extremely sorry and I'm probably either a) busy with school and life or b) went on vacation and didn't have time to tell anyone
Anyways, until the next chapter, hasta la pasta~!