I'm so pumped for this AU. It'll be a blast, I promise.

Late on the first day. What a great way to start off at a new school.

Antonio ran down the hallways of the unfamiliar building, letting his messy brown hair fly everywhere. He searched frantically for the right room. At least he was in the English hallway. He silently cursed as the tardy bell rang. Wonderful first impression, Carriedo He thought to himself ascontinued to search. He finally found the place he was looking for, room 121. Antonio quickly pushed back his hair and organized the stray papers poking out of his bag before walking in.

"I am so sorry I am late" he apologized before setting his things on his desk. The students in the class gave him puzzled looks as he flashed them a smile. "I am Mr. Carriedo. It's a pleasure to meet you all."

Antonio smirked to himself when he heard some of the female students giggle. Almost all of them stared and ogled as he scribbled his name on the chalkboard. Almost all of them. His first class seemed nice and welcoming enough. Maybe this year wouldn't be so bad.

(-)

Lovina hated him.

She rolled her eyes and rested her head on her desk. Staring out the window was much more entertaining. She scowled when she saw one of the more obnoxious girls in her class raise her hand and giggle.

"Mr. Carriedo? I-Is that Spanish? Your name I mean…" The bastard teacher grinned and nodded. "Si, chica. Muy bien!" Lovina wanted to gag. What kind of asshole was this guy?

"Alright, time to take attendance. Please forgive me if I say your name wrong. Natalia?"

The stoic girl raised her hand and uttered a stern "here".

"Ludwig Beilschmidt?" Mr. Carriedo flashed a stupid grin and stared at the potato bastard. "You're Gil's little hermano!"

The whole class, including Lovina, snickered. Ah Mr. Beilschmidt. The craziest teacher in school. No, the world. Ludwig winced and sighed. "Ja, that's me" he mumbled. Lovina's sister, Feliciana smiled and reached across the aisle to hold his hand. "Luddy, you're blushing!" she squealed. Lovina groaned and went back to sulking. More than half a semester into her senior year and she was already done. She glanced at her new teacher who was cheerfully taking down names. Kiku, Heracles, Toris, Feliks, after awhile she stopped paying attention.

Lovina daydreamed about going home and taking a nap. That would be absolutely perfect. She closed her eyes and smiled. "Lovina?"

Lovina quickly picked up her head and blinked when she heard her name. Her cheeks turned red as he stared at her waiting for an answer. How did he expect her to respond when he was grinning like that.

"H-Here" she responded weakly. Feliciana chuckled and smiled. "She's my sorella!" she announced. Lovina slunk back n her chair as her new teacher continued to watch her. "Nice to meet you. Now try to stay awake in my class, ok chica?"

Lovina glared at the back of his head after he winked and turned around. Oh she definitely hated him.

(-)

His first day had flown by without any problems. Antonio smirked a bit as he packed his things up. He couldn't get that girl from his first period out his mind. She really stood out from the crowd. Antonio was a characteristically charming and charismatic man. But she was cold to him during the whole class.

He chuckled as he walked out the door. He'd get her to like him soon enough.

"Oi Toni!"

Antonio whipped his head around and waved at his friend and now co-worker who was walking down the hall. "How was the first day? These brats bust your balls yet?" Antonio laughed and shook his head. "No, Gil, they're very nice. I even have your brother! And I think his little girlfriend is in that class too. He's really grown up mi amigo!"

Gilbert nodded and struck a triumphant pose. "And who do you think was awesome enough to bravely lead him into manhood?" he smirked. Antonio rolled his eyes and shook his head. "How he turned out normal with you around is a mystery. Hey, did you ever have a girl named Lovina Vargas?"

Gilbert threw his head back and laughed as they walked to the parking lot. "Is she already giving you shit?" he snorted. Antonio gave him a quizzical stare and tilted his head. "No. I mean, she's a bit grumpy, but she's not bad or anything."

Gilbert's laughter turned into a fit of giggles. Manly giggles. "Have fun with that one Toni, she's a loose cannon. Set her off and BOOM." Gilbert made an exploding gesture with his hands for emphasis. "But get on her good side and she's the best" he added with a smile.

"So you had her?"

Gilbert nodded. "She was in my history class last year. But I knew her way before that. Ludwig's been close with her sister since they were kids."

Antonio snapped his fingers as he recalled the younger twin's names. "Feliciana, right? She was nothing like her sister…" Gilbert chuckled and walked to his car. "Polar opposites. But in my opinion, the latter is far more entertaining" he snickered before waving Antonio off.

The teacher shrugged and climbed into his car. Maybe this year would be interesting.

(-)

"So what do you think of Mr. Carriedo, Sorella?"

Lovina pouted as she tied her apron around her waist. "I think he's and idiot. A stupid Spanish stronzo" she hissed. Feliciana frowned and crossed her arms. "That's not very nice sorella. He didn't even get mad at you or try to punish you for not paying attention" she scolded.

Lovina rolled her eyes and sleeves. "Yes he did; humiliation. He pointed it out to the whole class, that bastard" she snapped. "I hate him" she added before waltzing down the stairs into the family restaurant on the bottom floor of their home. Feliciana shook her head and followed.

Lovina walked into the large kitchen and leaned against the counter. "Hey bastard we're ready to be slaves-I mean work." Their grandfather, Roma Vargas walked over carrying two plates of pasta. "Would it kill you to call me nonno, bambina?" Feliciana smiled and hugged his waist.

"I call you nonno!" she declared. Roma chuckled and handed the plates to Lovina. "I know Bambina, and I am grateful you do. Now Lovi, take those to table three, and hey! Where is your bulbo forato?"

Lovina groaned and turned around, still carrying the plates. "Do I have to wear that stupid thing?" she whined. Roma nodded and rolled his eyes. "This is the Cantina Rosso Lovi. So yes, you do."

Lovina scowled and balanced both the plates on one arm while pulling a red rose hair piece from her pocket and sticking it behind her ear. "There, contento?" she snapped before marching out.

Lovina plastered a smile on her face as soon as she entered the dining area. She sweetly placed the meals she was carrying in front of an elderly couple before going to check up on her sister. "Heracles, table 4!" she called as she passed by the vacant booth. Heracles, her classmate and busboy nodded and headed to where she directed.

Lovina's eyes widened when she saw her sister heading toward a group of young men. She never let her sister take on what she liked to call "more than likely horny bastard" customers. Feliciana didn't know how to handle them.

"Feli, why don't you go to table seven?" Lovina smiled and pointed to a family. Feliciana nodded and eagerly hurried over. When her sister was gone, she went over to the rambunctious table.

"Ciao machio, my name is Lovina." She flashed them her most charming smile. "But you can call me Lovi" she added with a wink. She was so going to get an enormous tip from these idiots. Her grandfather was oblivious to how overly flattering her black dress uniform was on her. Give em the old Italian charm and they were putty in her hands.

"Would you like to hear the specials? How about some of our finest wine? What do you say machio?" Lovina successfully tricked them into buying the most expensive items on the menu. Gotta love that Italian charm.

Lovina quickly brought them back their wine before heading over to another regular while ignoring unwanted comments coming from the stupid table.

"The usual, Arthur?"

The bushy-eyebrowed man nodded and continued to read the paper while Lovina scribbled his order down. Expresso and zepolle. Lovina lingered for a second before walking away. "Chatty as usual" she grumbled before putting his afternoon usual together. She placed the coffee and pastry in front of him. He simply nodded again and gave a little grunt. "You're welcome" she grumbled.

"Oh Lovi!"

Lovina whipped her head around and saw the other idiots she was serving wave her over. She forced a grin and held up a finger, indicating she'd be there in a moment.

Lovina groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose when she wasn't facing them anymore. She glared at Arthur when he let out a low chuckle. "Oh shut up" she snapped before playing the pretty little Italian girl once again for the men.

"What can I do for you, machio?"

So now we start to have the jist of everything. Be sure to review. Also, suggest characters. I got a freaking classroom of opportunities. There will also be more teachers. See ya next time!

Hermano-brother

Sorella-sister

Stronzo-asshole

Bambina-little girl

Nonno-grandpa

Machio-boys

Bulba forato-rose

Contento-happy