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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Um... What to write here... Oh, maybe I should tell about myself! Name: Nakamura - Not giving first name . Age: Probably younger than you Gender: Female... Maybe... He he... Profession: Being a Fujoshi. Likes: The SHINSENGUMI and the SENGOKU ERA, YAOI, drawing, mangas, animes, J-PoP, Reggae music, strawberries, MEAT! and lots of things-! Dislikes: BEANS (yuck!), Funk music, foods with tons of fat!, people that say bad things about yaoi! Fanfictions To be posted: Pasta Burgers? - Hetalia America wants to invent new types of burger, but no one is able to give him a good idea... Or even listen to him. Well, except for our little Italian... Amerita/Ameita Tomato, brothers and fun! - Hetalia Romano wants to spend more time with his brother. Spain suggests to make pasta with tomato sauce. But what happens when Italy develops tomato allergy? Chaos! Itacest and Parental!Spamano. Phantom Prodigy - Kuroko no Basuke Kuroko was the only one to become a prodigy, for that, he left Teikou on his third year to joing his previous team, the Phantom Players. How will the supposed-to-be G.O.M react when they face their beloved Kuroko at the Interhighs? AllxKuroko Il Arcobaleno del Cielo - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Tsuna, at a young age, is adopted by Byakuran and trained to become one of the Il Prescelti Sette. But how will a group of six strong Hitmans accept a young boy like him? And how would that affect the future arcs? Arcobaleno27 Famiglia Hetalia - Hetalia The Italians aren't who everyone thinks they are. No, they're mafia bosses. And now, it's the time for the masks to fall and build a new world. A mafia world. With the help of two others Italians as well... 1P and 2P! Mine - Hamatora Nice loved Art. Moral knew about it. That's why he wanted to keep Nice away from Art. And he did everything for Nice. Even breaking the brunette's heart. Yes, everything for Nice... Art/Nice one-sided Moral/Nice Save me - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Tsuna never got to read the letter left by Enma, but, because of his intuition, he searched for him and never shows up in the school. But what could happen if there was another famiglia after him? Would Enma go to his rescue? Or would he let Tsuna die? 0027 Binded Souls - Shaman King After the Shaman Fight, everyone left Yoh. Hao saw that. He saw Yoh's loneliness and kidnaps him to bind their souls together. Only three years later at a group reunion the others notice that Yoh is missing. But it may be too late now... Twincest HaoYoh Rainbow Family - Katekyo Hitman Reborn During a mission to destroy the Estraneo, the seven Arcobaleno find a boy named Tsuna. They adopt him, but what can await for the boy, who seems to have sky flames? Parental!Arcobaleno. To cure sickness... Scones! - Hetalia England wanted to make more friendships and ends up turning to Italy, but when he finds Feliciano sick, he can't help but bake scones for him! Oh, poor Italy... Italian Switch - Hetalia Because of the war, Italy went in a coma. To help him, his counterpart takes action. How will the Allies and even the Axis fare with a sadistic Italian? 2P! Kozato Tsuna - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Tsuna was abandoned by his father that only needed one heir: Tsuna's older brother. In the middle of sadness, he is taken into the Shimon Famiglia. Now what would happen when he comes back at the inheritance ceremony, wanting revenge? 0027 G27 Protect a Vongola from the Vongola - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Tsuna passes Enma's test. Convinced, the Shimon Famiglia decides to kidnap him at the ceremony to save Tsuna from the Vongola anihilation. But the Vongola guardians won't let them go so easily. Enma also isn't going to let Tsuna go. All27 mainly 0027. A Reason to Live - Hamatora "Why am I alive?" Showing great scores at Facultas Academy, Nice is taken by Moral to become his weapon, but what happens when Nice meets the Hamatora PI duo, Art and Murasaki? Lost Innocence - Hetalia During a World Meeting, England accidentally turns Italy into a kid! Not only the body, but the memories as well! Now the nations must find a way to turn Italy back, while they discover Italy's past... And the reason he always surrenders. Parental!Nations x Kid!Italy A light in the end - Magi During a battle against Gyokuen, Aladdin goes missing, as well as the dungeons. Three years later, a dungeon suddenly appears near Balbadd. But who is the young man that exits it, envolved by the black and white rukh? Experimental Sky - Katekyo Hitman Reborn After escaping the Estraneo laboratory, Tsuna lived in the streets being chased by mafioso, but what happens when a certain mafia boss finds him? And what are the white flames? Hetalia: Axis World - Hetalia What if the Axis won the war? Their bosses would try to dominate the world, but that's not what Italy wanted. The one who wanted it was the other him. How will the defeated nations regain the peace and stop the new threat? Will Italy help them? Or will he stay with the Axis? (Teasers... I wonder if it's too many... And there's still more on my tablet's notes...) Posted: A Reborn World - Hetalia A war ended, but another has started. When the Axis never show up on a meeting, the Allies had to discover something that will change everything they knew. But... Who are these six kids that appeared out of nowhere? No pairings and no OCs. Rated T for blood, character death and HetaOni. Nice to meet you! - Hetalia One day, the spanish latin countries decide to visit Portugal, but then, many others countries come along! What many didn't expect was to find another nation... Brazil! HetaLatin ArgBraUru For the World Cup, even if I don't quite agree with it. T for foul mouth. One-Shot The HetaCup - Hetalia Ficlets about the World Cup 2014 in Hetalia style! Let the games and the fun begin! Yaoi Pairings! OTPs: Itacest, HRExItaly, UKIta, AmerIta, BraArg (Yes! Latin!) (Hetalia) SasuNaru, KakaNaru, ItaNaru, GaaNaru (Naruto) R27, F27, C27, 0027 (Katekyo Hitman Reborn) HaoYoh (Shaman King) MakoHaru (Free!) AoKuro, AkaKuro (Kuroko no Basuke) ArtNice (Hamatora. Yes, Nice as bottom) Many others (Too tired to list all) Likes: GerIta, PruIta, RusIta, AusIta (All pairings with N. Italy. Especially Uke!Italy) Germancest (Became addicted to it...) RusLit, PruAus, PruCan etc, etc... NejiNaru, SaiNaru 1827, 5927, 8027, G27, 10027 (All pairings with Tsuna) RenYoh, HoroYoh, AmidaYoh, HoroRen RinHaru, NagiRei KagaKuro, KiseKuro, MidoKuro, MuKuro (Again. All with Kuroko) MidoTaka, MuraMuro MuraNice, MoralNice, BirthRatio And others! Dislikes/hates: Spamano, USUK (Can handle). Others that I haven't listed None! Only straight shippings like Kyoko/Haru x Tsuna Also straight shippings! ... I can't ship anyone but the ones that are already listed... Straight shipping. ... I don't see any other shippings... Etc... BTW, I'm too lazy to write all my HetaShippings, so I made a Meme I do ship some boy x girl pairings like Kanade x Otonashi and Hinata x Yui from Angel Beats! Current favourite music: Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo Italy 「まわる地球ロンド」 Jap. version: "Ore, omae to tomodachi ni narini kitanda." "Doumei Kumouyo!" Mawaru Mawaru te o totte Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo Ashi o fuminarashite Carolare PASTA maite kuru kuru nagagutsu de kanpai! Mawaru Mawaru Chikyuude CIAO! HETALIA! Aah tabetaina! Tomato-mato-mato BUON APETITO! Aah makenai zo! Butaretara naichau kedo! "Aah Onnanoko daa!" Mawaru Mawaru te o totte wani natte Rondo PASTA tabete WAIN nonde CANTARE! Mawaruyo Chikyuu oretachi no HETALIA! Mawaru Mawaru te o totte Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo Mizu miyako VENECHIA de carolare Nekkoron de fukafuka daisuki SIESTA Mawaru Mawaru Chikyuude CIAO! HETALIA! Aah ikitai na Shiro hata o futte MARCIARE Aah tanoshimi da na Sekaijuu no DORUCHE sagasou "Taichou! Mazawa doko ni mukau de arimasuka?" Mawaru Mawaru te o totte wani natte Rondo Oka o koete umi mo koete CANTARE Mawaruyo Chikyuu oretachi no HETALIA! Saa ikou yume o POKKETO ni tsumekonde Atarashii sekai e no Doa o Hirakou! Mawaru Mawaru te o totte Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo Ashi o fuminarashite Carolare Shiawase no mahou kimi e no Ammicco Mawaru Mawaru Chikyuude CIAO! HETALIA! Hoora! Tanoshii yo kirakira na sekai e BENVENUTO! Mou nakanai zo muri kamo shirenai kedo! "Minna, ore, ganbaru yo!" Mawaru Mawaru te o totte wani natte Rondo Minna de issho ni CANTARE! Mawaruyo Chikyuu oretachi no HETALIA! Random stuff I copied from others profiles! •ω• Bold what you are! I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Applies to guys only) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. Am I More Tomboish or Girlish? Your Guy Side: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing Total: 3 Result- Guy side (Nah. Always knew that... ) If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy andpaste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.. .:FIRE:. [x]You have a short temper. [ ]You often act on your emotions without thinking first. [x]You are very competitive. [ ]You like to play with fire. [ ]You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. [x]You prefer warm weather over cold weather. [x]You often lose control over yourself. [ ]You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. [ ]People have often called you insane. Total:4 .:WATER:. [ ]You have a calm, laid-back personality. [x]You like to go to the beach. [ ]You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. [x]You think before you act. [ ]You are good at breaking up fights. [x]You are a good swimmer. [ ]You like the rain. [x]You can stay calm in stressful situations. [ ]You are very generous. Total:4 .:EARTH:. [x]You are physically strong. [x]You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. [ ]You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. [ ]You could easily survive in the wild. [x]You care about the environment. [x]You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. [x]You rarely get depressed. [ ]You aren't afraid of anything. [x]You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total:5 .:AIR:. [ ]You have a free spirit. [ ]You hate rules.(sometimes) [x]You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. [ ]You hate to be restrained. [ ]You are very independent and outgoing. [x]You are quite intelligent. [x]You tend to be impatient. [x]You are easily distracted. [x]You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. [x]You wish you could fly. Total:6 .: DARKNESS:. [x]You spend most of your time alone. [ ]You prefer night-time over daytime. [x]You like creepy things. [x]You like to play tricks on people. [x]Black is your favourite colour. [ ]You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. [ ]You don't talk much. [x]You are atheist. [x]You don't mind watching scary movies. [ ]You love to break the rules. Total:6 .:LIGHT:. [ ]You are very polite. [ ]You are spiritual. [ ]When someone is in trouble, you generally don't hesitate to help them. [ ]You believe everything you see or hear. [ ]You are afraid of the dark.(not the dark, but what's in it) [x]You hate violence. [x]You hope for world peace. [x]You are generally a happy person. [ ]Everyone loves to be around you. [x]You always follow the rules. Total:4 Result: Darkness and Air. Oh. Ouran High School Survey! Tamaki [ ] You are French [ ] You are a very romantic person [ ] You flirt with a lot of girls/boys [ ] Easily fooled by things that wouldn’t fool most [ ] You’re overly eccentric in everything you do [ ] You care about your family deeply even if they don’t return the feelings [ ] Your birthday is in April [ ] You’re slow when it comes to your own feelings total: 0 (LoL) Kyoya [ ] You wear glasses [ ] You are known for being “evil” [X] Your favorite foods are anything spicy [ ] You excel in everything you do [X] You’re a very calculating person [ ] Your birthday is in November [X] You hate waking up in the morning [X] You never like doing anything unless there is benefit total: 4 Hunny [ ] You’re the shortest out of your friends [X] You love cakes and sweets [x] You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you [X] You are/have taken a martial arts class [X] You are close to your cousins [ ] You look a lot younger than you are [ ] You are born on February [X] Your favorite subject is math total: 5 Mori [ ] You’re the tallest out of your friends [ ] You only talk when you need to [x] You’re protective of people you care for [X] Your favorite food is Japanese food [ ] When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot [ ] Your birthday is in May [X] You’re not much of a leader but more of a follower [X] Not many people know what you’re thinking total: 4 Hikaru [X] You and your sibling(s) have a strong bond [ ] You are a very cynical person [X] You like to mess with your sibling(s) a lot [ ] You’re the oldest sibling [ ] Your birthday is in June [x] You like Italian food [ ] You get jealous easily [X] You don’t make friends easily total: 4 Kaoru [X] You like to play games [ ] Favorite subject is English [x] You enjoy fashion/ cosplay [ ] You’re nicer than your sibling(s) [ ] Your birthday is in June [ ] You’re very forgiving [ ] You’d rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy [x] You like playing tricks on people total: 3 Haruhi [X] You don’t care about trivial things like appearance [ ] You’re tight with money [ ] You get along with guys well [ ] You’re blunt about everything [x] You’re an excellent cook [X] You have a hard time understanding love [ ] Your birthday is in February [ ] People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily total: 3 LoLs, I'm Hunny xD Hetalia Surveys! Pick ten Hetalia Characters 1. Italy Veneziano/Feliciano Vargas 1.) You wake up to 6 in your face. Me: *Pushes England down* You'll never get out... Iggy: Gah! Let me go! Me: Nope! Iggy: *Chants black magic* *Poof! Disappears* Me: Awn... 2.) 1 hugs you for no reason then runs away. Italy: Ve Hug! *runs away* Me: *Shock* Come back heeere! Romano: *Grabs me* Oh, no! The hell you're going after MY fratello! Me: ... You'll do it *Glomps Romano* Romano: Wha-! 3.) 2 and 8 make you breakfast. Prussia: The awesome me will make an awesome breakfast! Me: No... Thank you... *Turns away* Japan: Then, let me do it! Me: Melonpan please! *Ready to eat* Japan: E-Eh? 4.) 3 glomps you. Receives glomp from Romano* Romano: *beep* This will be the last! *beeep* *Runs away cursing* Me: Fine... 5.) 10 and 5 come over to your house and have a sleep over. America: Ahahaha! Let's have horror films! Me: Whatever for me. France: On non! I'll watch a romance with dear Nakasa here *Puts arms arou me* Me: *Pushes away* Uh... No... Wait! Stop getting so close! HELP! America: Don't worry! The hero will save you! France: Oh Mon ami America is joining us? America: ... *Goes away* Sorry, can't do this... Me: ACK! HEEELP! 6.) 4, 7, 9 and you all go swimming. Me: Wee! POOL! *Bomb Jump* Canada: Ah, a pool is really good... *Enters slowly* Germany: Really, we shouldn't be at a pool... *Stays away from the water* Me: Awnn you're no fun! China: Aiyaa! Do you want to buy something? I have many things to sell! Me: We... Are in the water... How come you're sellinng itens...? China: Eh? I can't? Well, it's good to be in the water anyways. The two of us. Canada: W-Wait! I'm here too! Me: Said anything? China: No... Not at all... 7.) You bump into 3 and 9 on your walk back home. Le bump* Me: Wai! Romano and... G-Germany?! Romano: Shut up! And don't tell anyone 'bout this! Germany: I also would like to keep this a secret... Me: Uh-huh... *sneakly takes out cellphone and snatchs a photo* Two: HEY! ERASE IT! Me: Nu-uh! Italy walks on the other side of the road* Me: Ah! ITALY! Come here! I've got something for you! Italy: PASTA?! Me: Nope it's- Germany: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! Romano: YEAH! LET'S GO HOME VENEZIANO! Italy: V-Ve r-right... 8.) 10 dares you to go streaking with 6 and 1 Me: F-France?! He dares me to go streaking with OTHER people?! England: Now that's new... Italy: Ve I've got no problem! Let's go eat pasta! Me: I'm kinda hungry now... England: Huh? Don't worry, I've got some scones with me, you can- Me: ITALY! WHERE'S THE PASTA?! 9.) you get put into a closet with 8 Prussia: Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, gilbird, awesome Me: Shut up... 10.) 2, 4, and 7 start tickling you. Me: *Laughs like crazy* China: C'mon Japan! Help here! Japan: I... Would prefer to keep my personal space... Me: *Between laughs* Wait... Then who's the other one tickling me?! Canada: Me... Me and China: GHOST! 11.) 1 slaps you then runs away. Bitch slap from Italy* Me: Huh? Wait, why there's raw pasta on the floor? Italy: Ve, I slapped you with it! *Runs* Me: ... 12.) 9 hits you with a fish. Me: Why did you hit me Ludwig? Lud: Felt like... Prussia: Way to go West! Just hit harder! Kesese! Me: Why are you here?! *Slaps with the fish* Lud: My fish... 13.) 2 makes you laugh. Japan: How am I supposed to do that? Me: I dunno... 14.) 10 plays hide and seek with you. Me: Okay, ready or not, here I go! Walks through the rroms* Me: where he could be? *Walks in front of a corridor* France: *Hugs from behind* Me: KYA! *Punches his head* France: Mon dieu*Falls* Me: Uh... Got you! Your turn! 16.) 8 gets drunk and kisses you. Le prussian kiss* Me: Wah! My first! *sighs deeply* well... He's drunk... So it's alright Prussia: *Walks away stumbling* Germany: You know, brother can drink a lot without getting drunk... Me: WHA-! PRUSSIA COME BACK HERE! *Chases him* 17.) 5 steals your favorite pillow and doesn't give it back. Me: Alfred. GIVE. IT. BACK. Alfred: Eh-? What? Me: Don't play dumb! GIVE IT BACK! Alfred: Ah, okay... Oh, look there t is! *Points at random direction* Me: WHERE?! *Looks away* Alfred: *Puts Canada in his place and runs away* Me: Liar! *Grabs Canada's collar* Canada: P-Please l-let go... Me: YOU FUCKING AMERICAN! GIVE IT BAAACK! Canada: GYAAAH!!! 18.) 3 walks in on you taking a shower Romano: WHA-! Me: WHA-! GET OUT! *Throws random object* Romano: You didn't have to say it! *beep* *Avoids the object* Italy enters* Italy: Nii-chan! I've got pasta- GYA! *Hit by the thing* Me and Romano: WAH! ITALY! Romano: Look at what you did! Me: Well, prepare yourself for the same! 19.) 7 kidnaps you and 4 saves you. Me: You didn't need to save me... China: Well, it was rather easy anyway... There wasn't anyone there... Me: Who knows... Maybe that ghost came back? China: Dunno Canada: Who's a ghost? Me and China: GYAA!!! 20.) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and you are all on a cruse ship. Italy: Ve! Romano, let's eat pasta! Romano: Shaddup! *throws tomatoes* Germany: Hey! Stop tha- *Gets hit* Prussia: KESESESE! Awesome sight West! *Germany throws a sausage at him* America: FOOD WAR! *Throws hamburgers* England: OI! Stop it you idiot! You're truly not a gentle- *Hit by tomatoes* FU- *BEEP* *Throws scones* France: GYAH! Not the Scones! *Runs like crazy* Don't hit my haaaaaaaaaaair! China: Aiyaa... What a bunch of idiots *Walks away* Others: *stare* Japan: Ano... *Gets hit by a tomato* Please don't mind *Gets hit by a sausage* the- *Hits by a hamburger* Me: Are... You okay...? Japan: Y-Yes... I'll jus- *Gets hit by a scone* go inside... *Tick mark* Canada: I'm going with you... Me: Me too... Wait! THE GHOST IS BAAAACK!! Canada: I'm not a... *sighs* whatever... Which Hetalia Character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [x]You're very stoic and serious. Japan (Kiku Honda) [x]You're very mature. Ve! I'm the Axis! =ワ= The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x]You love hamburgers. The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) [ ]You like tea. France (Francis Bonnefoy) [ ]You're very affectionate. Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. China (Wang Yao) [x]You're very mature. (When not in anime-mode) Aiyaa Four Thousands Years! And now for some other country people!! Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x]You are very well-raised. Canada (Matthew Williams) [ ]You're often ignored by people. Cuba [ ]You smoke. Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [ ]You have a potty-mouth. Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [ ]You're quite mean-spirited. Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [ ]You are clueless about things around you. South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. (7/10) Fool. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters: 01.) Italy 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? England/Germany. HELL NO. 02.) Do you think Four is hot? YES! Aiyaa! 03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Austria got Switzerland pregnant? Hell of fluffliness would break loose! 04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Hm... Wait, who's nine? 05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Romano/England? NOPE. 06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? America/Canada or America/Prussia? AmeCan. Go America brothers! 07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? HRE walked in on Romano and Austria having sex. The true reason he died. 08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Japan/Prussia? Oh god... Italy and Germany went on a vacation, leaving Japan with Prussia. Japan only wants to rest, but Prussia has others plans for the Japanese... 09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Italy/Switzerlans? YES! And I read it! So cute!!! 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. HRE/Austria... "The day you left" 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? China de-flower Italy? Um... Italy wants to eat China's original noodles, but China has others uses for the raw noodle... Did that sound too lewd? 12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I hope not. 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Should I ask? 14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Myself! 14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Romano/China/America. I'd switch China for Italy and write one! 15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? AWESOME!!! 16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm no-good with songs... 17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Italy/England/Austria. Er... Warning: Choose wisely your food. 18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Prussia: Hey awesome tomato! Wanna have a drink with awesome me? 19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? America? I dunno. I prefer Italy ve-! 20.) What is Six's super-secret kink? FLYING MINT-BUNNY! 21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? That must be a strong drink dude... 22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? PEDOPHILE. 23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Italy and Canada are in a happy relationship, until Canada runs off with China. Italy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Germany and a brief unhappy affair with Austria, then follows the wise advice of England and finds true love with Japan. That could make sense till the affair with Austria for me... "Love from West to East". I doubt anyone would read or even write... 24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'd feel like everyone is a pedophile. *You know your obsessed with Hetalia when... Bold which ones apply to you* 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together. 3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class. 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots. 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) [Mostly with Vocaloid songs] 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. 14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "Itacest" means. *Had to switch for Itacest* 16. You end every sentence with "aru". 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map. 20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. 22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times. 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.) 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia. (I have a new teacher that is called 'Alfred' xD) 30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some. |