hello.
i'm a typical teenager who has an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters to the extent that my life literally revolves around them and i cannot keep myself out of their business. thus, i will meddle and matchmake until they get together and fangirl at every single possible moment.

for me, books are a salvation, and the characters are my friends, therefore by association, the guys are my boyfriends. deal with it. if you know me at all, you will also know that i practically do not ship most canon couples, and my favourite characters are almost always not the most important ones.
but it's okay, i still love them.

feel free to pm me to chat.
or twitter at effyeahdreaming

Fandoms i read:
HARRY POTTER//TWILIGHT//LES MISÉRABLES

(NOTE: Profile contains Edward-bashing, if in love with Edward, skip HP and Twilight section for your own, and my own safety…)

TWILIGHT
first things first,
let's address the biggest issue ever.
i am team jasper, not team edward or team jacob.
the latter two are merely boys trying to grow up, but is actually still filled to the brim with teenaged angst, whereas Mr Jasper is all man.

likes:
characters:
Jasper - this does not even require an explanation. he is beautiful and sensitive and all things that are perfect. just unfff, twilight should totally be about Jasper and only Jasper.
Paul - um what? i bet y'all like, you don't like Jacob, hunky Jacob and you like Paul? Like hot-headed, kinda-a-jerk, grade-a-douchebag PAUL? well, to you madame (i'm assuming you are a madame, but if you are a sir, then HI SIR!), yes, yes i do.
Peter & Charlotte - they are so awesome (read: Peter knows if I'm saying bad things about him and will kick my butt). jokes jokes, but they are both like seriously amazing and just fun. such a shame they don't feature much in the books.
Leah: she kicks ass. end of story.
Rosalie&Emmett: i admire rose and how she got through all that crap and get to where she is. and em is kinda like super fluffy like a teddy bear.

pairings:
Jasper/Bella - oh please. God of War. Innocent human being. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. they are otp goodness. like Ares and Aphrodite or something. Stephanie Meyer, why can't you see this gorgeousness that practically begs to happen? Steph, write Jas/Bella sequels, trust me, you'll earn...a lot.
Paul/Bella - i guess it's the opposites attract thing. it's like boom-- fireworks. its blindingly beautiful. besides, Paul has so much more of a personality than Jacob, just sayin'
Charlotte/Peter, Rosalie/Emmett, Esme/Carlisle - because they are meant to be.

dislikes:
characters:
Edward Cullen: Pansy, Jerkward, Assward, whatever other creative names you can come up with. Yeah. I hate him…Fine, I’ll be nice, or I’ll hurt his feelings, and he’ll wanna go commit suicide (which I think he should). I strong dislike him. Strongly do. Emphasis on the word STRONGLY.
Maria: Do I even need a reason to hate her? She made life difficult for Jasper, reason enough.

pairings:
Edward/anyone: He’s a grade A douche who deserves no love. End of Story.
Bella/one of the three leaders: Okay that makes absolutely no sense to me. And may I remind you that Aro & Cauis both have wives?
Carlisle/anyone who isn’t Esme: Okay, Carlisle and Esme are meant to be…so Carlisle and Edward (O.o) or any other creative Carlisle pairings? I don’t ship. Same goes for Esme.
Jasper/Edward: Um, the hell? I really just don't get this.

VAMPIRE ACADEMY

OKAY. i love this series. love it. love it. love it.

likes:
characters (kind of in order):
ROSE: WOOHOO! Who doesn’t love her? I do, and I’m a straight girl (: nah, jokes. She’s really an awesome character though…and her sarcasm is to die for. Plus, who doesn’t want her killer bod, gorgeous looks and her pro skills?
CHRISTIAN: i think his element matches him purrfectly. Fire = HOT. and he sure as hell is flaming. OMG *fanning myself with my hands* his sarcasm rocks too (: hehehee and I love how he is so sweet to Lissa.
ADRIAN: OHYEAH! like his is soooo cute okay? like if Dimitri broke my heart like that, I’d get over him and go to the next hot guy, who may I add is totally devoted to me? Yeah, so I think Rose is an idiot not to properly give Adrian a chance. And, I know a real life Adrian Ivashkov, who has the same name, almost identical personality and character, and likes this girl who is not in love with him.
DIMITRI: I can't figure whether to love him, or hate him. Like on one hand, he's freaking cute and he's so protective and all that; on the other, he's just sooo annoying. With all his 'Lissa saved me, I must protect her' bs...c'mon, get a grip. You love ROSE, not LISSA, snap to it!

pairings:
Rose/Dimitri: They look sweet together, and Dimka's kinda just really adorable to Rose. I mean, he has this one side that he saves for Rose...and it's just so *squeals* (:
Christian/Lissa: Erm they are just too cute to pass off, and besides, they’re meant to be, okay?
Janine/Abe: Am I the only one that thinks they look so cute to pass off, and they are totally underwritten? I mean yes, they aren't very important. But they are so so so right for each other...it's unbelievable. I think their love deserves to be recognized.

dislikes:
characters:
TASHA OZERA. little bitch that she is. act so nice then go and backstab them. Jealous bitch. Humph, I really really hate her. She ruined so many lives.

pairings:
Tasha/Anyone: as I ranted, she’s a dog. She deserves no one.
Tatiana/Ambrose: okay tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I not the only one that thinks this pairing is pretty darn weird right?

HOUSE OF NIGHT
This is ME, admitting my defeat, in reading HOUSE OF NIGHT.
Congrats House of Night, you are the first series that I gave up on.
I am proud to say I made it through the first and second book fully, and gave up halfway through the third. The fourth is sitting in my bookshelf, unopened.
This story is too complex for me to understand…sorry.

HARRY POTTER
i have a...ah...major obsession with with the Harry Potter series. 'obsession' may not even be the right word, because it's not strong enough.
i swear to you, HARRY POTTER series is gonna be the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
its UNBELIEVABLE how obsessed i am with it. like i probably cannot go one day without talking about it.
i LOVE the MARAUDERS (except PETER-traitor-PETTIGREW, eww), i solemnly swear i do (:

likes:
characters:
Hermione: Isn't that kinda like given? All HP fans gotta love little-miss-know-it-all, right? She's just freaking awesome.
Sirius Black: OHMYGOD. he is siriusly ahmayzing, and i'm pretty sure amazing doesn't cover it. It's sorta close to impossible for me to explain my unhealthy obsession with that man. he's so strong and loyal and protective and I just love him.
Remus Lupin: hmm, how to explain this one? He's like this tortured soul, who is so sweet and sensitive, and has a furry little problem (sorry, couldn't resist adding that in (:) i wonder if the marauders ever asked him if its his time of the month. or if he has PMS, as in Pre-Moon Sickness (: anyways, he is so...sweet and loving and doting and...he's all rounded AWESOME. like honestly, his love for Tonks and his son is so adorable, makes me go 'AWWW' big time.
Weasley Twins, Bill and Charlie: They are the COOLEST people around, and they are what I envision as the protective, yet fun, older brothers, who'll joke 'round with me, yet will teach me how to do homework. Who won't be afraid to give the 'if you hurt my sister, i will...' talk to my boyfriends and...ahh The twins are so in sync, unlike MY twin bros who probably hate each other's guts, and will not ever willingly agree on something...unless they are ganging up against me.
Luna Lovegood: She's just so fun. Like she's kinda loony, but whoever says that I was sane? hahahhah. I think that what she's saying is kinda like another view or aspect to the things around, and this other opinion makes life so much more interesting. I'm probably even less sane than she is (:
Malfoys: Liss is probably dancing 'round, cheering, but they are a really tight family, and they care about each other so deeply that they'd risk their lives to protect each other. I think that warrants a gold star in my good books.
Severus Snape: is a very interesting person. Like he's a good guy, no denying it, but he's also like a bad guy. And I think that's great because most HP characters are strictly on one side, like the Light or the Dark, or not at all involved (Neutral). But he's kinda like grey, which is different...a good different. His undying love is so sweet, and his subtle protection is so touching. he puts himself in constant danger to keep a promise to his love, and i really like that he pushes his students to do their best by being super strict. i think he makes a great teacher, contrary to many people's view towards him.
Bellatrix Lestrange: guilty pleasure. i think she would be a really fun person to write about. it's like...hm...well she's sadistic, and insane possibly. She acts like a little child sometimes (a twisted and evil one, but child nonetheless). and i just think i'd have a load of fun writing her. there's something about her that just makes me like her a lot...possibly her loyalty i think.

pairings:
HermionexSirus: Really a guilty pleasure. though, i would generally read ones where she isn't a minor, therefore meaning she traveled back in time. they just seem to prove 'opposites attract', cos she is so book-wormy and he has the marauding streak, and she seems to be able to rein him in, while he seems to bring a different side out of her.
RemusxTonks: Too sweet to be true. like in all honesty, it is probably my favourite canon pairing (or at least one of them). i really admire how hard Tonks fought for Remus' heart and it really makes my heart throb when i read it. And in the movie, like before they die...AWW T_T so sad. like they couldn't reach and touch hands. *bawls*
HarryxGinny: probably the only harry ship i support in all of hp fandom...at least i can't think of another i support off the top of my head...wait hermionexharry, yeah that's another. but generally, i like ginny and harry together, cos well, no one expected it much, so yeah...i think its quite a cool pairing, despite some negative comments i've heard about it.
LunaxNeville: er, well, it's not just me that Neville became much much hotter. and, i don't know, i think they are both so soft-spoken and shy, they kinda just fit together, ya'know what i'm saying? like it seems that their love doesn't need to be proclaimed to everyone, but everybody knows they are in love, something like that. really really adorable couple there.
Dramione: i'm a dramione convert. no liss, you do not get bragging rights. its just something about them, thats like *snaps* bang, right there, sparks flying, fireworks, boomshakalaka. perfection.
Drarry: uh, another convert. yikes. if you've ever read my profile before, which if you've read this far, i applaud you, but i use to say that i do not support any slash pairings of HP because i prefer the original gender. but this is the one exception, because...i can't. they're just like screaming at me,"we belong together, don't separate us!"

dislikes
characters:
Voldermort: That's pretty given, isn't it? I mean, he caused so many deaths and so much sorrow. Enough said, yeah? Hm...I wonder, if i set a Dementor on him-or is the proverb it?-if the Dementor could feed? Like he (it) had no soul, and no happy memories...so...?
Peter Pettigrew: Can I first put it out there, that EWWW, he's so gross. Okay, besides that, which kind of humane person would lead to the death of one of their best friends, and blame another for it, leading to said second best friend to spend a lifetime in the worse possible place on Earth. And leaving the third best friend to suffer alone? Yeah, and furthermore, they aren't just best friends, they are essentially brothers for 7 years. How did he ever get into Gryffindor? I'm sorry for the rant, but I really value loyalty and so to me, this is entirely unforgivable.
Dolores Umbridge: Um, another pretty obvious one. She's such a bitch, full stop. End of story.
Majority Deathmunchers: yeah, they follow a twisted, dark bastard. Isn't that reason enough? (esp. Antonin Dolohov and Fenrir Greyback)

pairings:
VoldermortxAnyone: Erm, too wrong much? Oh, apart from Bellatrix. That's kind of guilty pleasure, if they are not completely twisted and evil (: hahha, shh, secret. Oh and on that note, Tom Riddle version of Voldermort with anyone, is disturbing too.
UmbridgexAnyone: I honestly pity the person who marries Umbridge. It's probably a miserable life for anyone to live, listening to his wife go on and on about the ministry and how great it is. Well, provided she manages not to scare away all the men within a one mile radius.
Slash Pairing: Alright, this one i have to explain. I am completely NOT AGAINST SLASH (OR FEMMESLASH FOR THAT MATTER). But, I'd prefer most of the characters in HP to stay their natural sexuality. But, but, BUT. I am fine with slash pairings. Yes, and I do read them. SiriusxRemus is perfectly fine, and Drarry is pretty cool too. I do not mind them at all, and in fact, Drarry is one of my favourite pairings (as mentioned above).

GLEE
My favourite TV show EVER. im a musics girl, and a comedy girl, and this show is like purr-fect (:
i love the NEW DIRECTIONS. and i'd want friends like them...some of my closest friends come close to 'em.

likes:
characters:
Blaine: he's just awesome (: he's just so fun and his voice is brilliant. i like how he wears those fun bow ties...hahah they are so cute (:
Santana: she may be a bitch, but i love her for it. i feel she's just protecting herself from hurt when she acts like a bitch. i like how she's always so truthful, but she could more tactful about some things. regardless, her voice is ahmayzing, and her body is killer. and her closet? to die for.
Brittany: i wonder if she's Luna in another life. i think they'd be great friends. they look alike, and they act alike...hmm they might be twins? hahha. her fashion sense is so quirky and pretty. i don't mind her so called stupidity, i think its fun (:
Mike: yes. you heard right. no, it's not because he's chinese and im chinese too. i love his dancing, and he's so adorable (: hahaha.
Puck: yes, he's hot. and ohmygosh, i'd want him to sing a song to woe me, like he did for Lauren and Quinn. Ahh *swoon*
Tina: the asian. the 'vampiric' asian. yea, not much to comment.

pairings:
Klaine: They are just perfect for each other...so freaking cute together!!! (this proves that I am not against homosexuality). I think Kurt wouldn't look right with anyone except for Blaine, and vice versa. Like I can't even imagine either being without someone else. That just feels weird. Klaine belongs.
Chang-Chang: Ah, I think they look so much better than Tartie. I mean, c'mon, they just look...right! It's not 'cause they're both Asian or anything, it's just that they look more...realistic than Tartie, which seems kinda forced in my view. So yeah.
Fabrevans: Favourite Quinn pairing. Ken and Barbie. And Sam is totally adorable in the dorky kinda way. Quinn needs that kind of carefree-ness methinks. So thumbs up (:
Britanna: Another proof that I'm not a homophobe. I love Santana and Brittany together. San has this vulnerable and angelic side that she rarely shows, except for to Brittany, which I think is totally sweet. and i think they bring out the best in each other.

dislikes:
characters:
Shuester: I really don't know when I started disliking him, nor why I started to dislike him. but the fact of the matter is that I do.

pairings:
Kurt/Blaine/Santana/BrittanyxAnyone that isn't their respective partners: Because I'm such a Klaine and Brittana fan.

PITCH PERFECT
continuing with my theme of musicXtvshows, i've got one -- PITCH PERFECT.
technically, its not a tv show, per say, but its a movie, so yeah, deal with it.
i only got into it like two months ago or so, and then proceeded to replay the album A MILLION TIMES. like seriously? yeah, its unhealthy.
and i learnt the cup song in 5 minutes.

likes:
characters:
Donald: top favourite. love him. beat box rapping singing HIPSTER GLASSES. c'mon, who can say no to THAT. if you're saying no to that, check his "outfit" (or lack thereof) in the sauna/jacuzzi/thing scene. uh yeah.
Stacie: we'd totally get along (:
Lilly: uh, she is just quirky and an all-rounded amusing character to watch. fun fact: i have a teacher in my school that i swear looks just like Lilly. no joke.

pairings:
DonaldxStacy: Because the UST is unbelievable, and i think that the world would be a much better place with them as a couple. there is just something about the riff-off and EVERY scene with both groups in it, that gives the mmmmppphhhh-please-just-get-together-cos-i-cant-handle-this feeling.
DonaldxLilly: Which hereforth comes the dilemma, which ship do i want to sail more, the DonaldxStacie, or the DonaldxLilly? Because, lets admit it, everyone's heart melted a lil at the "i set fires to feel joy""that's adorable" scene. its just like whooshh, heart melted. so uh, dilemma, which one?!

dislikes:
characters:
none as of right now

pairings:
nopes.

LES MISÉRABLES
Les mis is some kind of trap. like watch it and get sucked in.
i am so obsessed it is not even funny anymore. like seriously, it's not. you know something's wrong when you find les mis references in real life. daily.
and i am confessing that i have not watched the actual musical *gasps* but the movie was just amazing.
and i will definitely read the brick. i bought it and will get through it soon, hopefully.
i really really like Aaron Tveit and Samantha Barks too.

likes:
characters:
Éponine - well not only does Sam Barks play her (and i love Sam Barks, like really), her life story is just so sad, and she still goes on. like she's telling me, "hey, it's cool. no matter how terrible your life is, you still have a roof over your head, you still know when your next meal is, you still have a shower, a warm bed to sleep in". and it makes me stronger. so inspirational
Enjolras: because, a) this guy looks like Jasper, uh yeah...b) he is freaking passionate, like how can anyone call him a marble statue? ridiculous, and c) he has swag. (or maybe that's Aaron Tveit, i mean Oscars performance anyone)...oh d) Aaron Tveit played him. yeah. that's basically it.
Gavroche: We all want to be Gavroche. admit it.
Les Amis de ABC: because they are amazing. all of them. and i died a little when they all died. Victor Hugo, how can you be heartless enough to kill 'em all? their friendship is something i strive to achieve. asides from Enjolras, particular stand out favourites are:

pairings:
Enjolras/Éponine - Enjolnine is so perfect. Éponine totally deserves this beautiful relationship, and someone to take care of her and treat her like she's number 1 for once. and Enjolras is the type that is like dedicated, devoted and will definitely treat Éponine right. not only that, but Éponine is the very representation of the France he is trying to change, his own Patria. they would seriously just be the best couple. they also have the opposites attract thing going, like she's kind of wild and he's more reserved and serious. it's just so many levels of awesomeness that it requires a whole new category.

dislikes:
characters:
sometimes Marius, but usually no one.

pairings:
nada.

Stories:
Twilight:
The Last Goodbye - Completed
Set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is pregnant and she dies. The remaining Cullens discover a stack of letters to them.
Began: 26 Feb 2010
Ended: 19 Aug 2011

Goodbye, My Almost Lover - Completed
The last thing I saw was his handsome face; the last thing I felt was his soft lips against mine; and the last thing I heard was an angel's voice, his voice, saying, "Goodbye, my almost lover…" My version of Bree's story. One shot.
Written: 11 May 2011

Crossovers:
Back to Being Me - In Progress
Bella Swan isn't who you all think she is, but is it that much of a surprise? What happens when young and hot teachers from Britain come along? Will they bring along more secrets? Or will they unveil some? Rated T for slight swearing.
Began: 15 Sept 2011
Next Update: Soon, hopefully within the week.