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Joined 06-20-08, id: 1611038, Profile Updated: 11-28-15
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Vampires.

Hi! My name is Monika. I write all the time. I spend more time in school writing in my journal/notebooks then I do actually listening to the teachers. (And yet I still get straight A's) Outside of school, I'm either at home writing or playing video games.

My favourite color is Black. My favourite animals are cats. My favourite movie of all time is Accepted, I've watched the movie over half a million times with and with out commentary haha. I don't have cable so I don't watch much TV. Which is actually a good thing because I tend to get sucked into a TV series very quickly. I do watch some TV shows online; Moonlight, True Blood, Deadliest Warrior, Sue Thomas FBEye, Two and a Half Men,That 70's show, and I own every season on DVD of Charmed, Home Improvement, Everybody Loves Raymond and Reba. My favourite music is; anything Simple Plan... I love them, Hinder, Avril Lavigne, Hedley, Paramore, Barenaked Ladies, Panic! At the Disco, Taylor Swift, and Green Day.

My biggest pet peeve is when people don't distinguish the difference between an actor and there character. If you run up to me and tell me "Edward is so hot in the movie!!" I'll walk away from you. Edward is not hot, Robert Pattinson is hot. (Well, I don't agree but...) Get it straight. I also really hate swearing. I developed a bad habit of swearing recently (peer pressure, haha) and I'm trying my hardest to break it. I also don't like Internet slang. I make some exceptions but, if u tkl 2 ma leik dis, I'll shot you. Just kidding. I'll probably just ignore you. :)

I read way too much for my own good, yet I am a terrible speller. Haha. My favorite book in the world is 'Old Magic'. I highly recomend it.
I also read Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy, The Host and House of Night fan fiction. My odd shipping's are BellaxJasper and BellaxCarlisle in Twilight, HermionexDraco and HarryxDraco in Harry Potter, and RosexChristian in Vampire Academy. Other than those I stick with the authors pairings. Any other books I don't want to ruin with fanfiction.

I'm proud to say I read the Twilight books before a movie was being planned. I've actually toned down my 'Twilightism' a lot because I hate all the attention it's getting because of the movie. Plus the fact that I'm known around school as 'Twilight Monika' is kind of making me want to throw up, haha.

My love for Harry Potter is also big. I read the first Harry Potter when I was 6, (Yes, I know. I'm a dork) before the movies were started. However, my love shrunk a little after the movie was moved 8 months. I refused to see the movie in theatres. Watched it online though. ;) I'm also anxiously awaiting the huge encyclopaedia Jo has promised. =)

Anyways,
about my stories,

If you review my story, I will answer with a paragraph. I like talking to people. If your review is, 'OMG! Amazing chapter!! Update!', or shorter, you'll get my, 'Thanks for reviewing! :) ', I do try and answer everyone with at least that. But if you tell me something like, 'Oh I think I know what _ means' or longer, I'll reply back with a paragraph neither agreeing or disagreeing with you. ;)

And another thing about my stories is, if you really want to know the ending, WAIT TILL I'M DONE! =) I don't give away the endings to my stories. Not what I do. So don't ask. I might give you hints. If I like you. ;)

If you like my story then please fell free to message me. PM's don't bother me. Nope, that is not yet considered stalking. :P
If you hate it then tell me what to do to make it better. My feelings don't get hurt easy so please don't worry about that... so um ya =)


My favorite quotes; (In order)

"You don't think it's magic that keeps you alive? Just because you understand the mechanics of how somthing works, does not make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic." ~Bill Compton, True Blood

"Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does." ~Bella Swan, New Moon

"There is a remedy for everything; it is called death." ~Unknown

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." ~Anais Nin

"But this is so akward. I love akward." ~Josef Kostan, Moonlight

"It is SO on!" ~Josef Kostan, Moonlight

"I don't know, they've got brooms" ~Jackson Rathbone

"It was like the hippies met the gays." ~My uncle talking about his stage.

"There's a reason things are the way they are." "Yes. It's called injustice." ~Jason Stackhouse & Bill Compton, True Blood

"Life sucks and then you die." ~Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

"I just got hit in the face with a sacred ass paddle." "Hmm. Karma." ~Mick St. John & Beth Turner, Moonlight

"Maybe it's the sum of a million coincidences we don't quite control that brings us to a particular place at a particular time, or maybe it's the choices we make, the actions we take. If there's one thing I've learned in 85 years, it's that what we want doesn't always matter. What we want doesn't always matter, but then again, sometimes it's all that does." ~Mick St. John

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~George Carlin

"Ah well, Perpetual coolness is the vampire's curse." ~Mick St. John, Moonlight


I was bitten by Josef Kostan.


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Edward's Release by Lillie Cullen reviews
REPOSTED by popular demand! AU of A Lesson in Release. What might have happened if Jasper had included Edward in Bella's first lesson. E/B/J, B/J/A in Chapter 3. Rated M for lemons galore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Giving Up, Giving In by SweetDulcinea reviews
Nearly a year since the wedding, Edward still refused to give in to Bella's one true desire: to be with him forever. Bella was rebelling in the only way she could think of to get Edward's attention. AU ExB/JxB, M for vampire poly, angst & dark eroticism.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Caramel Sundae with a twist by Rav3n Owl reviews
Bella and Jasper are together. After Bella's birthday in New Moon. What happens when Alice comes over for a visit? All Vampires. One big lemon. B/J/A OOC Oneshot, Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
42 Things Bella Swan is Not Allowed to Do by SuperWhoLocked91 reviews
These are some things I just thought of off the top of my head and though that others would enjoy as well. Bella has been a naughty girl over the summer leading up to the wedding and Rosalie and Alice decide to punish her with a list.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Undercurrent by lovetoseverus reviews
Severus Snape is known for his adventurous birthday presents for Harry Potter. Written for a theme night contribution on Severus Sighs and to commemorate Harry's birthday. Established relationship, slash, SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2009 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Memories Fade by hollALEigh reviews
Alice and Edward have been missing for 3 years after a fight for their lives. Bella is a vampire now and doesn't remember anything about her human life. Can Bella and Jasper help each other cope with their losses? Will Edward and Alice ever return? BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,090 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Perfect Man by XxBellatrixJxX reviews
All Human. Tired of seeing her aunt Bella alone, Lizzy devises a plan to pretend to be 'The Perfect Man' for Bella. But what happens when a true 'Perfect Man' appears on the scene? Will Lizzy find love herself? Based on the movie 'The Perfect Man'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,425 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Of Human Bondage by Emily Waters reviews
Slavery complicates things. That's why HP fanfiction characters in Master/slave relationships now have a support group. Humor/Satire. Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Bill/Fenrir, Neville/Luna/Ginny, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
War Leaves No Survivors by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. If Harry and Draco are going to heal after the war, they'll have to do it by themselves. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Exploding Point by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella’s moved in with the Cullens, but is frustrated at Edward’s apparent lack of sexual interest in her. When Edward’s away hunting, Bella decides that enough’s enough. Bella/Carlisle. RATING FOR SEXUAL CONTENT. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Goodbye, Former Miss Swan by XxBellatrixJxX reviews
SEQUEL TO HELLO MISS. SWAN. 150 years into the future, during that time period she decides to join the Volturi, after waiting for Edward. Becoming part of the Volturi, she is sent on a missson which leads her to reunite with the Cullens. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Amor Prohibido by ecaniaga reviews
Set straight after Bella's change. Jasper helps Bella adjust to newborn life and feelings begin to develop. But what happens to the future, when the past collides with the present in a violent clash? Rated M for later chapters JasperxBella *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Intervention by twi-ction reviews
We all know that Jacob is pretty desperate to prevent Bella from turning into a vampire, but what lengths will he go to to make sure that it doesn't happen. What will happen when Bella's mortality and existence rests in the hands of Jacob Black? AU, PE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Avaritia by nia-ox reviews
Sequel to Luxuria. The repercussions from Jasper's actions at the wedding are revealed, and Bella and Edward try to go on with their future, but an army of twists are abound. Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PRANKS by Twihard275 reviews
Its the day of pranks over at the cullens and what happens when bella is stuck in the middle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Oh baby! by ScarletRubie reviews
The title is self explanitory but theres a twist Bella's pregnant and is about to get some unnexpected surprises characters make amazing come backs and we even get to meet new ones new love is found and secrets are told REVIEW!PLZ ITS OVER! SEQUEL INFO!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,264 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Cherry on Top by Jade2Hard reviews
Hermione hides from someone in the library. After finding her, they have their way with her. Rated M. Graphic Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Devotion by twi-ction reviews
Summary: Post Eclipse. Basically my version of Breaking Dawn. Follows the pre-wedding, wedding ceremony, reception, sex, and alot of drama and twists along the way. I hope you enjoy it. Disclaimer - As ALWAYS, I do not have any legal claim to the charac
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,381 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Who Knew? by Butterfly4eva reviews
JASPERXBELLA! I you dont like it dont read it! The cullens go hunting leaving Jasper to take care of Bella. Jasper can handle other peoples emotions but can he handle his own? What will Bella think and do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Wrist Kisser by HeavensBells reviews
Jasper and Bella get carried away while comforting each other after the deaths of their close friends. Is it really so wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 307 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Enjoying the Ride by Wasted And Ready reviews
A look into Harry and Draco's relationship. Complete. Rated M for graphic sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Choosing Love reviews
Sequel to Losing Love. Edward and Alice are back. How will Bella deal with Edward wanting to win back her heart. Will Bella go back to Edward? What's wrong with Alice's visions? JasperxBella fic. MUST READ LOSING LOVE FIRST! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,510 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Decisions reviews
A nameless girl has made her decision, one she's waited 4 years too long to make. Vampire-Human fluff. Enjoy.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Cowgirl reviews
Jasper proves to Bella how much he loves her. First lemon, so be nice. Connected to Choosing Love. DO NOT NEED TO READ CHOOSING LOVE TO UNDERSTAND. Rated M for a reason. JasperxBella One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Losing Love reviews
Takes place post-Eclipse, a week before Bella and Edwards wedding. Edward decides to leave Bella again but this time it's not only his choice nor is it for the good of Bella. A Jasper/Bella fic. Read&Review Please! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Day After reviews
Post Eclipse. How will Charlie react to Bella's wedding? Can Alice contain her wedding excitment? Where's Jacob? Read and Review! Thanks - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Truthful Wedding reviews
One-shot on Edward and Bella's wedding. I was hit with this really funny idea while working on a different story and it wouldn't get out of my brain. Very funny at least to me . R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Bella, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie play truth or dare. One-shot. Lots of funny moments. Connnected to my other story, Losing Love. Not required to read it. Read&Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete