About me:

University student in Canada (this website keeps insisting on changing my location to the US for some bizarre reason) on the autism spectrum, majoring in dramatic arts with a minor in German. Les Mis and Lord of the Rings are my favourite things in the universe (also pizza and dragons)

My AO3 account

I made a Tumblr! Whether or not I'll even use it is up for debate.

Currently in Progress:

1. Cosette's Tale

2. Les Miserables of the Rings

3. Re-write of Starfire (because that was written back in high school and my God is it cringeworthy going back now)

4. Not According to Plan (this one is coming out the most easily right now and the goal is to update it weekly but we'll see how that works out)

Coming Soon:

1. The Other Side (Part of the Not According to Plan Universe)

2. We Were Children Together (Part of the Not According to Plan Universe)

Top 10(ish) Favourite Musicals

1. Les Mis/Elisabeth/Come From Away (I'm sorry but I can't decide)
2. Phantom of the Opera
3. Matilda
4. Anastasia
5. R&H Cinderella
6. Oliver
7. Into the Woods
8. Wicked
9. Dear Evan Hansen
10. Lord of the Rings: The Musical

Favourite Musical Theatre Songs (Mostly in order but it changes from day to day)

1. All of Les Miserables (in every language, it is perfection no matter what.)
2. Ich gehör nur mir (Elisabeth)
3. Monster (Frozen, Broadway version)
4. True Love (Frozen, Broaway version)
5. Defying Gravity (More so the German version, Frei und Schwerelos)
6. Rebecca (Rebecca)
7. In My Own Little Corner (R&H Cinderella)
8. On the Steps of the Palace (Into the Woods)
9. Wenn Ich Tanzen Will (Elisabeth)
10. You Will be Found (Dear Evan Hansen)

Favourite Non-Musical Theatre Songs (Also not necessarily in order)

1. Perfect (Ed Sheeran)
2. A Beautiful Thing (The Tragically Hip)
3. Good to You (Marianas Trench)
4. Locked in the Trunk of a Car (The Tragically Hip)
5. Photograph (Ed Sheeran)
6. By Now (Marianas Trench)
7. Give Me Love (Ed Sheeran)
8. At the Hundredth Meridian (The Tragically Hip)
9. Dearly Departed (Marianas Trench)
10. Into the West (From Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)

Belle

[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[X] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[X] You love to read.
[ ] You are not shy at all.
[X] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[X] You have done volunteer work.
[X] You have a wild imagination.
[X] You love to take care of people in need.
[X] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
[X] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 8

Rapunzel

[ ] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil mother.
[X] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
[X] You can get really bored.
[ ] You have very long hair.
[ ] Your hair is/was bright blonde.
[X] You’re an artsy person.
[ ] You’re childish.
[X] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
[X] You care about others and their feelings.
[X] You like to follow the rules.
Total: 6

Alice

[ ] You have/had a pet rabbit.
[ ] You love to play cards.
[ ] You constantly know the time.
[X] You get yourself in sticky situations.
[X] You have been to a court.
[X] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
[X] You have had a tea party.
[X] You like hats.
[ ] You’re late.
[ ] You know how to play croquet.
Total: 5

Jasmine

[ ] Your dad is rich.
[ ] You are very clever.
[ ] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[X] You don’t have a lot of (good) friends.
[X] You’re independent.
[ ] You are wealthy.
[X] Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 5

Megara

[X] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
[ ] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
[X] You are very convincing.
[X] You have fallen in love before.
[X] You have had your heart broken.
[X] You find an interest in Greek mythology.
[X] You lie sometimes.
[X] You pretend to be someone you’re not.
[X] You have been used.
[X] Purple is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 9

Ariel

[X] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[X] You love to swim.
[ ] Your favorite animal is some sort of sea creature.
[X] You collect something.
[X] You have/had long hair.
[X] You are adventurous.
[X] You’re extremely curious.
[X] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
Total: 7

Aurora

[X] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[ ] You almost died at a very young age.
[X] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[X] You have a decent singing voice.
[X] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
[X] You spend most of your time outside.
[ ] You’re adopted.
[X] You’re very romantic.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 6

Cinderella

[ ] One of your parents is dead.
[X] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[X] You love to dress up.
[X] You love animals.
[ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[X] Your mom is really strict.
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[X] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[ ] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
Total: 5

Snow White

[X] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[ ] You’ve almost been killed.
[X] You have at least seven good friends.
[ ] You’ve had food poisoning.
[X] You have/had short hair. (Only til I was six or seven)
[ ] You get along with almost everyone.
[X] All of your friends are different.
[X] You love to have a good time.
[X] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 6

Tinkerbell

[ ] You get jealous easily.
[X] You loved your childhood.
[X] You like to fly.
[X] You believe in magic.
[ ] You’re 5’2” or under.
[ ] You hate pirates.
[ ] You love sparkles.
[X] People underestimate you.
[X] You get angry easily.
[ ] You have/had a treehouse.
Total:5

Pocahontas

[X] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[X] You are more spiritual than religious.
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[X] One of your family members is dead.
[X] Your parents are very protective of you.
[ ] Someone you know has been in the war.
[X] You love nature.
[ ] You have/had black hair.
[X] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[X] You’re very adventurous.
Total: 7

Mulan

[X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[X] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[X] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[X] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[X] You have/had considered running away from home.
[X] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[X] A lot of your friends are boys.
[X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
Total: 9

Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at The Cafe Musain

-Tell Enjolras that he would get a lot more followers if he gave speeches shirtless

-Teach Grantaire the lyrics to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

-Hang up pictures of questionable scenes from the 25ac for the Amis to see

-Steal Enjolras' "Red Waistcoat of Freedom" and run around singing, "ONE MORE DAY BEFORE THE STORM!"

-Inform Jolllly that joining a secret, revolutionary group is the first sign of having the deadly disease "revolution-itis"

-Saying the following joke:

"How many beautiful, blonde revolutionaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? None! Enjolras doesn't screw! Hahahahaha!"

-Jehan is not Kurt Hummel. Saying so is just rude - and highly anachronistic

-Just don't cast Glee in general; i.e., Marius is not Finn, Grantaire is not Puck, Enjolras is not Sam...

-Nor am I allowed to cast other musicals, because Enjolras is not the following: The Phantom, Joseph, Che, Sweeney Todd, Captain Von Trapp, The Beast, Danny Zuko, Jesus...

-No calling Marius a Jonas Brother

-I am not allowed to compare Aaron Tveit or any other actor I deem "hot" to Enjolras - Enjolras is not "hot"; he is Angelically Beautiful

-Les Amis are not the Jets from West Side Story - even if Javert is Officer Krupke.

-I am not allowed to dress up as Patria in hope that Enjolras will kiss me/do unspeakable things with me

-Asking Enjolras and Grantaire "Who's on top?" is not funny, despite how loudly Courfeyrac laughs

-I am not allowed to become part of Courfeyrac's "Collection".

-Nor am I allowed to ask how many "pieces" there are to it.

-Enjolras is not: Sexy, hot, do-able, gorgeous, lust-worthy, a tease, or Mr. Centerfold-Enjolras, and calling him so is inappropriate

-Giving Grantaire my laptop and letting him read Frenchboy slashfics is not a good idea, as it give R what he deems to be "good ideas"

-Enjolras is not my "husband" or my "beau", so I cannot call him that

-I am not allowed to ask Combeferre to tutor me, as I am "unteachable"

-Mimicking Enjolras while he gives a speech is a bad thing to do, and not good for your health

-Combeferre is not Dr. Spencer Reid, and implying so is anachronistic and rude

-Introducing the boys to tumblr is not safe

-Ramin Karimloo is not to be mentioned during meetings by me or anyone else

-Nor is Hadley Fraser

-Or any guy who's played an Ami

Stop the Pairing Wars!

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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.