So this is me and manda IMing each other as Harry and Draco. This is a repost, we had to fix some things since we got father into the story. Like we decided they should live in LA, so it would be easier for us to talk without worrying about british colloquialisms...
Disclaimer: we don't own them… this wasn't identity theft either… please don't sue…!!
Friday
new I'm
photoman731: ASL?
AllMixedUp: 22/m/LA
AllMixedUp: You?
photoman731: 23/m/LA
AllMixedUp: Nice to meet you.
photoman731: Nice to meet you too.
AllMixedUp: Tell about yourself...? Sorry, I didn't get your name.
photoman731: I don't give my name out until the third I'M
AllMixedUp: Oh. Well then
photoman731: Just bad experiences on the web, you know?
AllMixedUp: I do.
AllMixedUp: But that doesn't mean you can't tell me about you.
AllMixedUp: So…?
photoman731: Well
photoman731: I am a photographer...
photoman731: I mostly shoot landscapes and nature
photoman731: For calendars and stuff for money
photoman731: But I wish I could take pictures of what I want
photoman731: but that doesn't pay the bills
photoman731: So how about you?
AllMixedUp: Well.
AllMixedUp: I'm a bartender
AllMixedUp: More a hobby than a career
photoman731: that's cool, I get your SN now
AllMixedUp: Still going to school
AllMixedUp: Sad right?
AllMixedUp: 22 and still in college
photoman731: no, I wish I had gone to school
photoman731: I tried
AllMixedUp: why didn't you?
photoman731: I went for a semester
photoman731: then I ran out of money
photoman731: so I needed a job
AllMixedUp: didn't you have scholarships?
photoman731: And then I couldn't go to school, and work
photoman731: So work became more important
photoman731: No
photoman731: Didn't have the grades for one.
AllMixedUp: Ah.
AllMixedUp: Well.
AllMixedUp: I didn't either.
AllMixedUp: Luckily my parents wanted me to go to school
photoman731: Yeah, I wish I had some support
AllMixedUp: What about your parents?
photoman731: That's... a long story
AllMixedUp: Yeah, well I've got time
photoman731: They died, when I was little
photoman731: And don't say you're sorry
photoman731: Because it's not your fault
AllMixedUp: Wasn't gonna
photoman731: everyone does
photoman731: I don't even remember them
photoman731: I just have a bunch of old pictures
AllMixedUp: it takes a lot to earn sympathy from me
photoman731: does it now?
AllMixedUp: yes.
AllMixedUp: ... and that wasn't really a long story
photoman731: well that was the abridged version
AllMixedUp: really.
photoman731: I guess
photoman731: I just feel like its long cause I have to tell it so much
AllMixedUp: I'm sure.
AllMixedUp: I'll give you my parents.
photoman731: really?
photoman731: what's wrong with them?
AllMixedUp: what's not wrong with them would earn you the shorter version
photoman731: ok, then what's not wrong with them?
AllMixedUp: they give me all the financial support I need.
AllMixedUp: ...
AllMixedUp: I think that's it.
photoman731: oh
photoman731: well financial support is... good...
AllMixedUp: I suppose
photoman731: hmm
photoman731: so what are you doing home alone on a Friday night?
AllMixedUp: honestly?
photoman731: yes
AllMixedUp: standing up a date
AllMixedUp: you?
photoman731: pretending its Monday night and that I'm not a lonely loser with no one to hang out with
photoman731: I'm so pathetic
photoman731: standing up a date, eh?
AllMixedUp: again: no sympathy
AllMixedUp: and yes
AllMixedUp: cute but bloody ditzy
photoman731: she blonde?
AllMixedUp: yeah
AllMixedUp: like blondes?
photoman731: yes...
photoman731: but they always get me in trouble
photoman731: I try to stay away
photoman731: but I just can't...
photoman731: bloody irritating it is
AllMixedUp: that's funny
photoman731: why is that funny?
AllMixedUp: just is... I guess I should dye my hair
photoman731: why should you do that?
AllMixedUp: I happen to have platinum blonde hair.
photoman731: oh
AllMixedUp: and I love trouble
photoman731: ...
photoman731: of course
AllMixedUp: but I'll be sure to leave you out of it
photoman731: ok
photoman731: good
photoman731: I don't need more trouble
photoman731: I guess I don't have any trouble now
AllMixedUp: which is always good…
photoman731: yea yea
AllMixedUp: so. Married? Kids? Tell me more about you.
photoman731: no, I'm not married
photoman731: no kids
photoman731: I wish though
photoman731: I always wanted a family
photoman731: since I've never had one
photoman731: but just gotta find that right person
AllMixedUp: yeah
photoman731: which is a lot harder than then Hollywood makes it look
AllMixedUp: right?
AllMixedUp: I get that.
photoman731: so do you have any brothers or sisters?
photoman731: hello?
BUZZ!!
AllMixedUp: sorry
AllMixedUp: my computer started going crazy
AllMixedUp: I'm no good at this technology stuff
AllMixedUp: and no
photoman731: it's okay.
AllMixedUp: I don't have any siblings
AllMixedUp: do you?
photoman731: I'm an only too
photoman731: but I do have this morbidly obese cousin that I grew up with
AllMixedUp: delicious
photoman731: oh yea. sat on his fat ass all day and make "mommy" do everything for him
photoman731: or me
photoman731: you know, whoever was in earshot
AllMixedUp: sounds charming
photoman731: I'm glad I don't live with them anymore
AllMixedUp: I know the feeling
AllMixedUp: I moved out the second I was old enough
photoman731: although I probably could scrape enough money to go to school if I had someone else paying the housing bills
photoman731: me too
photoman731: into a crappy apartment
photoman731: but it works for me
AllMixedUp: mines not bad
AllMixedUp: my father owns a bunch of complexes
photoman731: real estate mogul?
AllMixedUp: among other things
photoman731: really?
AllMixedUp: yes
photoman731: wow... I wish I understood business more
photoman731: I just know art
AllMixedUp: it's my major
photoman731: which makes zip
photoman731: you're a business major?
AllMixedUp: I am
AllMixedUp: father wants me to take over the family businesses
photoman731: oh
photoman731: that sounds... fun
photoman731: is that what you want to do?
AllMixedUp: oh loads
AllMixedUp: not even at all
AllMixedUp: can't you tell by my enthusiasm?
photoman731: you never know
photoman731: you could be crazy
photoman731: half the people on the internet are
AllMixedUp: I am blonde after all
photoman731: yep
photoman731: so what do you want to do?
AllMixedUp: what do I want to do...
AllMixedUp: I want to be in film
photoman731: a movie star?
AllMixedUp: god knows I'm good looking enough
AllMixedUp: but can he act?
photoman731: are you? Isn't that a little bit conceited?
AllMixedUp: not if it's the truth
photoman731: well I don't know if its the truth since I haven't seen you
AllMixedUp: but you should just trust that I am
AllMixedUp: you see one day
AllMixedUp: when I'm on the big screen
photoman731: okay. deal
photoman731: what would happen if you just told your dad you didn't want to take over?
AllMixedUp: you'd never hear from me again
AllMixedUp: unless you wiretapped my grave
photoman731: oh no
photoman731: that would be awful
photoman731: I like talking to you
AllMixedUp: well the feeling is mutual
AllMixedUp: it's good to find a sane person to actually talk to
photoman731: I know, right?
photoman731: every other person I I'M just wants to cyber
AllMixedUp: can we say gross?
AllMixedUp: I think we can
photoman731: or tell me their conspiracy theories
AllMixedUp: well.
photoman731: one person told me I should get a foil hate to protect myself from the government's mind control beam
AllMixedUp: well then…
photoman731: you should see my "blocked" list
AllMixedUp: long?
photoman731: yep
photoman731: I almost wanted to give up trying to find cool people to talk to
photoman731: but then I I'Md u
AllMixedUp: well here I am
photoman731: yes, here you are
AllMixedUp: and there you are. you aren't secretly a 60 year old man who wants to kidnap me are you?
photoman731: no, I'm not
photoman731: well, at least I'm not a 60 yr old man...
AllMixedUp: good to know
photoman731: dunno if I wanna kidnap you yet though
AllMixedUp: ...
photoman731: I'm jk
AllMixedUp: sure you are
AllMixedUp: don't tell me I need a restraining order
photoman731: no no
photoman731: you don't
photoman731: ...do I?
AllMixedUp: I would hope not
photoman731: good good
photoman731: so what do you look like mr. "I'm so good looking I can be in movies"
AllMixedUp: well
photoman731: I know you have blonde hair
AllMixedUp: I do
AllMixedUp: platinum
AllMixedUp: Important detail
AllMixedUp: I'm about 6'3
photoman731: wow
photoman731: you're tall
AllMixedUp: blue eyes
AllMixedUp: yeah
AllMixedUp: kinda
AllMixedUp: get it from my dad
photoman731: blonde hair, blue eyes?
photoman731: tall?
photoman731: you're too good to be true
AllMixedUp: I told you
photoman731: you did
AllMixedUp: and the good part is I'm telling the truth
AllMixedUp: what about you?
photoman731: I'm pretty ordinary. black hair. green eyes. 5'11"
AllMixedUp: green eyes?
AllMixedUp: how is that ordinary?
AllMixedUp: I don't know anyone who has green eyes
photoman731: I thought everyone did
AllMixedUp: ...
photoman731: I don't pay much attention
AllMixedUp: no
photoman731: well then I'm special
photoman731: cause I have green eyes
AllMixedUp: indeed
photoman731: are you sure not everyone has green eyes?
AllMixedUp: so sure
AllMixedUp: usually brownish
photoman731: I guess brown is more common than green
photoman731: so if you're dad is going to kill you if you don't get into the family business, how will you ever get in a movie?
AllMixedUp: he's not going to live forever
photoman731: but he could live long enough for you to lose your looks
photoman731: and if you don't get into Hollywood young, you don't get in at all
AllMixedUp: well then.
AllMixedUp: good thing I know people
photoman731: ooo scary
AllMixedUp: you should be scared
photoman731: lol
AllMixedUp: I was serious
AllMixedUp: ...
AllMixedUp: just kidding
photoman731: you can't be serious and then just kidding
AllMixedUp: Can so
photoman731: so do you stand up a lot of your dates?
AllMixedUp: do you really want me to answer that?
photoman731: I'm not sure
AllMixedUp: they're usually not dates
photoman731: oh?
AllMixedUp: a quick shag really
photoman731: oh
AllMixedUp: problem?
photoman731: no
photoman731: no problem
photoman731: so how bout the weather today, eh?
AllMixedUp: sunny? It's California. It's always sunny.
photoman731: well, nothing wrong with sunny.
AllMixedUp: anyway
AllMixedUp: I'm off to bed
photoman731: I should go too
AllMixedUp: enjoyed to talking to you mystery man
photoman731: and I with you )
photoman731: night!
AllMixedUp: night!
-AllMixedUp has signed off-
-photoman731 has signed off-
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