Bôchord: Old English for library, can be translated to bookhoard

Lêasspell: Old English for fiction/lie

(This name seems fairly accurate, as I am more of a reader than a writer, and it shows)

Favorites:

Food: Pad Thai, stir-fry, SOME sushi, HOMEMADE salsa with a LOT of lime. OH! How could I forget... GUACAMOLE!!!

Sweets: Sour skittles, Sour Gummies (except fish ones), WARHEAD Sour Liquid

Colors and stuff: ORANGE, turquoise, black, emerald-green, dark and light blue, RED.

Animals:

My dead mutt, who was 1/4 chocolate lab, 1/4 yellow lab and 1/2 Golden retriever(best guard dog ever!)

I've a rescue cat who is basically blind (can't see more than shadows, and highly nearsighted to boot) Himalayan/Siamese mix. She has a body near the length of my torso and her tail near reaches my knees. Her eyes are a lovely purple tinted blue. She is also very protective of me and liable to attack everyone else. And also me when I'm being stupid. I got her full grown in 2006, so she is at least 13 years old, not that you can tell. She's only been a tiny touch nicer this past year, but thats honestly more likely because I've had to leave her on my dad's farm for months at a time without seeing me and she's had to make peace with my dad and the other cats.

My lovely Quarter-Horse who has a 20 second Barrel run

Music:

-Skillet, Fall-Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots

-Enya, Eurielle, Lindsey Stirling, George Ezra, The Score,

-Mozart, Beethoven, Pachelbel's Canon in D, Ludovido Einaudi, Edvard Grieg: Peer Gynt Suite No. 1,

-NEFFEX, Bohnes, Alec Benjamin, Ramin, Robbie Williams, Unlike Pluto, Layto, grandson

Hamilton is awesome as well.

(The only thing I don't like is Country and most Rap)

Manga:

Bleach

One Piece

Tokyo Ghoul

Hunter X Hunter

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Boku no Hero Acadamia

Quanzhi Gaoshou (King's Avatar)

Mo Dao Zhu Shi (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Kekkai Sensen

Berserk(2016)

Ao no Exorcist

Satan is a Part-Timer

Owari no Seraph

TV Shows:

Hannibal

Peggy Carter

TMNT (the new one[and the older one])

Series of Unfortunate Events

Book(s): Hm... how about...

Skulduggery Pleasant (Series)

Inheritance (Eragon, Eldest, etc.) Just Eragon

Temeraire

Harry Potter

Seraphina

Song of the Lioness Quartet

The Immortalls Quartet

Circle of Magic Quartet

The Circle Opens Quartet

The Trickster Series

The Protector of the Small Quartet

Tortall and Other Lands: A Collection of Tales

(basically every Tamora Pierce book)

(Trust me on this, there's MUCH more than this that I've read, I just can't remember 'em, as I can read up to 100 books a year, not including FanFiction or Ao3.)

I also collect old books that I can afford (under $30). I currently have three from the late 1800's, and one of them is this super cool book on Roman Catacombs.

I've also got a book that was from a WW2 holding camp. I'm still mad I didn't grab more of those German books, it was basically given to me for free.

If you agree post on you profile...

You say English, we say Japanese

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say Anime

You say comics, we say Manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say Konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from anime

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say Fairy Tail

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say notebook, We say Death Note

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

AFFINITIES:

Air: 80%

Darkness 85%

Fire: 70%

Water: 70%

Earth: 65%

Light: 5%

WHO IS YOUR GREEK GODLY PARENT?

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are Aquaphobic

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in a diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

9/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

9/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment

You like magic

You like Harry Potter

You're bold

You hate when people think you're the bad guy

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy

You couldn't care less about fashion

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands (Well, I convinced my dog to shred one and I can bean my sister with just about anything from across the room)

You like being different from everybody else

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

9/10

SO. Hades, Ares and Hecate got together to have me... I sound like the base personality of a dark lord

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a Female fighter so I must have BIG BOOBS or be UGLY

I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be SELF CENTERED

Mommy, Tommy brought a gun to school.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- My Name is Sarah, I am but three,

He told his friends that it was cool,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --My eyes are swollen, I cannot see

And when he pulled the trigger back,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I must be stupid, I must be bad.

It shot with a great, huge crack.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- What else could have made my daddy so mad?

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!-- -- -- -- -- Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me

When I went to school that day,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

I never said good-bye. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --Or else im locked up all day long

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- When I wake, im all alone

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The house is dark, my folks aren't home

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --When mommy does come, ill try and be nice

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- so maybe ill get just one whipping tonight

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- Don't make a sound, I just heard a car

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --I hear him curse, My name he calls

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I press myself against the wall

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I try and hide from his evil eyes

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Im so afraid now im starting to cry

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.-- -- -- -- -- He says its my fault that he suffers at work

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me more

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I finally get free and run for the door

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- hes already locked it and I start to bawl

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- he takes me and throws me against the hard wall

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest-- -- -- -- -- -- I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could-- -- -- and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken

Please listen to me if you would,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new-- -- -- his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- the hurt and the pain, again and again

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --Oh please God have mercy, Oh please let it end!

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- and he finally stops, and heads for the door

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --while I lay motionless, sprawled on the floor

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --My name is Sarah, I am but three

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Tonight my daddy murdered me.

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- (Copy this if you are against CHILD ABUSE)

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have proven just how cold hearted you really are...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're mad you're red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"When you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that you act like you need to be put in a mental hospital but are very healthy, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music!

Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!

I am the type of girl that likes to beat boys at wrestling

I am the type of girl that gets shy easily

I am the type of girl that is easy to make sad, but doesn't show it

But I am also the type of girl that is a good kind of different

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS BEATING THE FRAG OUT OF OTHER GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS! WHATS NOT TO LOVE!?

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, that anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, Nightlightbee, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Makkenna Witwicky, Transformers girl 1234, Bochord of Leaspell,

Jazz- 1984-2007 R.I.P.

Ironhide- 1984-2011 R.I.P.

FAVOURITE TRANSFORMER QUOTES:

"What's crackin' lil' bitches, this looks like a cool place ta kick it!" -Jazz

"You feelin' lucky, punk?" -Ironhide

"What are you looking at, slobberpuss!?" -Wheelie

"Damn, I'm good." -Sideswipe

"You fail me yet again, Starscream!" -Should be obvious, Megatron

"Gotta wonder. If God made us in his image, who made him?" -Epps.

"This is like a freaking house of horrors!" -Wheelie, again.

"That wasn't so bad. At least we're on the right planet." -Jetfire. The old guy is just hilarious.

"I need you to pull 'em hard. Not now, we're on the plane, dumbass!" -Lennox.

"Jolt, electrify!" -Ratchet.

FAVOURITE QUOTES:

"Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today; to mail your gizzard to the mast you poxy cur!" (Capt. Barbossa, At World's End)

"Did she just give us orders?" Tobius(F.B.I) "Yup. Damn good ones too." Gibbs(N.C.I.S)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The real danger is not that men will begin to think like machines, but that machines will begin to think like men. Or is it the other way around...

I wondered why they put names in year books, then I realized that it is for saying, "He stole my iPad in 7th grade!"

Note to self: stabbing people is illegal, even if it's just a pencil. Or a paperclip. Or a spoon.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Micky Mouse used to be so cute, until they put him in Preschooler shows, now he just looks plain dumb.

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Akalagirl23, TheBigMystery, BumblebeeLover237, Makkenna Witiwicky, Transformers girl 1234, Bochord of Leaspell

Subject: Natural Laws

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!!

19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

RIP Robin Williams (1951-2014), you brought such joy to my life and gave laughter to my childhood. We'll all miss you.