Hey! Good morning everyone!

Well... I'm a girl and I LOVE Time-travel fanfictions, Let's-read-the-future fanfics, Kurama the almighty Kyuubi, Kakashi Hatake and Minato Namikaze! *fan-girlish squeal of delight* Newly added due to beautiful songs, Princess Luna, Cadence and Celestia - plus Foxy and Mangle from FNAF, always due to beautiful songs! The pile of characters keeps rising, and now Connor, Haytham and Edward Kenway, Altair, Maria and Malik joined my crew! Hold on tight, Professor Layton, that hat can fall off! And now I'm shamelessly adding another villain - all hail Jean Descole and his fluttering cape of doom! :D

Breaking news! Capsicle- ehm, Captain America and Tony Stark/Iron Man joined my team of favourite characters! A wagon of medals for both! Someone get Doctor Stephen Strange a good bargain - we know he deserves it! - and some milk for Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, along with a chocolate cake for Mycroft Holmes! Add the Eleventh Doctor, Amelia Pond and Clara Oswald the TARDIS is ready to depart!

Oh-oh, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are at it again - someone tell Hanzo the truth! Get some awesome sonar goggles for Sam Fisher, he's going to need them! And help Markus getting Hank off of Connor, he sure needs to lick some evidence after going deviant!

Do... Do Dream, George and Sapnap from the Dream Team on YouTube count as characters/personas? Because I went pretty far down the rabbit hole for them. At least it's a fun ride!

(Now it feels like a sort of diary made of the characters I like... oh well.)

I prefer Adventure and Humor, but while I write I sometimes add (maybe I'm wrong, but oh well) angst-ish content just to let the story work... you'll see ;)

Oh, and thank you, reader who didn't forget about me! I'm truly trying my best to continue! :D

I do not own the avatar image! J-C from Deviantart does.

"I fight because no one else will." -Connor Kenway

--STORIES OF DOOM!--

Three's A Crowd (But Pack Sticks Together)

(I don't own the cover image, snow_chan12 from Deviantart does.)

COMPLETE.

Whole Description: Konohagakure no Sato and the Shinobi Alliance fell under Kaguya’s endless power. Almost every human is dead and Kakashi Hatake is the only one left to mourn his losses. Kurama, the all-mighty Kyuubi no Youko, will never wait for his death without doing anything: he resorted to the Jikan no Fujin, the Seal of Time. Kurama’s plan needs to involve Kakashi (not that he’s complaining)…

Will a Relatively-Good!Kyuubi, Time travel, a younger stick-up-his-ass (though not for long if Kurama has anything to say in it) Kakashi and a shocked Team Minato be enough to save the world?

(First Fanfiction, slight angst in the first chapters, no romance for a long time, ever-evolving plot and More-or-less! Correct words)

Previously known as Kyuubi wants to live -- Kakashi time-travel.

Adventure. Angst. Rated T.

A/N for this: Like it says, a "Kakashi timetravels to Minato's era" fanfiction with the "Kyuubi wants to save his ass" factor. Maybe it won't evolve at lightning speed, but still: it's my first attempt at writing!It may contain sad-attempted humor, some angst (like "everyone dies/is dead", "I'm worrying too much" and "Someone will die"), but the main thing will be "Younger Kakashi tries to save his 'friends' with the help of a friend-with-benefits Kyuubi".

I've thrown in both humour and angst, but NO romance because I suck at that. (Though there will probably be some setting-up of half-assed romanticism/match-making for the sequel. Heck, those cute little ninja will just speak and have heart-to-hearts. Nothing to worry about.) No detailed gore unless specified otherwise.

Troubles will come from everywhere... (literally everywhere)

In the story I came up with theories about why and how something happens or reasons for something to happen. Since the story will diverge somewhat from canon because of [spoilers, I might ignore/not know parts of the canon past-storyline. I have a Free Writing License (meaning I get to throw some crazy stuff in my stories). ;)

WARNING: Will have tons of OC's names and characters. It's to add a context around our dear heroes in a freaking war.

OH LA LA! ComteMaldoror is translating this story in French! All hail her! :D

/s/11375504/1/Kyuubi-wants-to-live-Kakashi-time-travel is the link!

What happened without us?

DISCONTINUED-CONCLUDED. I just couldn't find other inspiration, but if you do then feel free to tell me and get my permission to complete/continue it.

Description: Team Minato, Kushina, Tsunade and Jiraya were returning to Konoha… but why did they find only a hole in the ground? Panic land receives new guests… Nanadaime Kakashi help us all… Reverse!Time-travel, AU!Ending and Kakashi's little kids plus wife.

Adventure/Humor Rated T

A/N for this: it's a side project, so don't expect many updates in the near future. In this story I dumped Kakashi, Rin, Obito, Minato, Kushina, Jiraya and Tsunade in an alternate future after the Fourth Great Shinobi War where Kakashi is the Nanadaime Hokage, he has an OC Uchiha as wife and two kids, Hinata has a daughter (with the poor dead Naruto), Konoha is in another place and Kazumi pranks the shinobis.

Oh, and it is slightly AU. But only so much.

Silver Wolf: betrayal and treason

The Sandaime took Minato’s place in the Kyuubi’s sealing, thus the Yondaime kept ruling Konoha. But the darkness kept lurking underneath the village and Kakashi is unfairly accused of five murders… Can the Hokage bring justice when his betrayed student abandons Konoha? Nukenin!Kakashi and Alive!Minato with Evil!Danzo.

Adventure. Rated T. Just because I decided to.

A/N for this: another side project. I wanted to write this. ._. Sometimes I'm in the mood. I'm currently considering what to do with the characters I've thrown in. How much AU will I make it? Hmm...

Why random time-hopping is dangerous

Team Minato will never know what got into their sensei's head – because, really, a time-hopping scroll? That was just impossible, wasn't it? Randomness, seriousness, face-palms and sad attempts at humor ahead!

Humor, Adventure. Rated T.

A/N: I don't own the image.

Well... it's self-explanatory. Team Minato time-hops, people are shocked and they have to cope. But, well... Older Kakashidoesn't remember the Time-travelling Scroll. Pity for whoever invoces his wrath!

Town of Assassins - Shall We Play A Game?

Town of Salem crossover. Juno decides to watch a game between Assassins and Templars. A game where each man has one ability and one goal – survive until the end. One-shot.

Suspence. Rated K.

A/N: I don't own the cover image.

As it says, an Assassin's Creed-Town of Salem crossover. It basically dumps fifteen AC characters into Town of Salem, with roles and abilities. I tried to make them believable, adding guilt and need for revenge into it to make them more human than just roles.

Scrambled Times

COMPLETED. Rebecca upgraded her Animus to increase the synch rate with Desmond’s ancestors, but ended up hurling them across the centuries. And just in time to meet their closest people, too, because no one would notice the difference.

Adventure (?). Rated T.

What the title says. Altair in Ezio's body, Ezio in Connor's, Connor in Altair's. And Desmond blamed for the desynching.

Winds of Future Change

Haytham was alone once his home was burned; his family was either dead, kidnapped or refused to talk with him. Everyone but a quiet hooded spirit, who seemed to know more than he himself did. AU after a while.

Adventure/(something may be added). Rated T.

Strange stuff happens off-screen and Connor ends up as a ghost, visible only by his ten-year-old father. He can touch and hurt people though, so I guess he's ready to mess with time and fate to save/convert/something his father.

This is going to be awkward, I just know it.

Will follow canon for some events, but once Haytham and Shay get their shit together there'll be no stopping the power of Butterfly Effect taken to enormous proportions. There are some plans, but not much will just yet. (I'm also not sure when I'll get back to it. Sorry folks...)

To Freeze and Thaw

COMPLETED. Post Civil War AU – The world needs Captain America back. Tony wants Steve Rogers back. Science helps both, at a price only Steve Rogers has to pay.

Hurt/Comfort /(somewhat Angst). Rated T.

Basically an AU Fix-It, where things are hidden and get both worse and better before everyone tries to mend their broken relationships. Could have a sequel, if only I had enough inspiration.

Tattletale

In which Heimdall sees and actually reports things, and a lot of trouble is avoided. But not all.

Adventure/Friendship. Rated T.

Story of 5 planned Chapters, an AU born from my idea of "What if Heimdall told Thor what was happening down on Midgard behind the Avengers' backs?" Will contain possible OOC-ness, fudged up timelines and a whole lot of changed events due to AU-ness.

Most likely discontinued.

To Overthrow A Dynasty

COMPLETED. Kakashi is locked in shackles and dragged away from his home. Minato is forced to flee the night his son is born. Rin is betrothed to Lord Madara Uchiha. Obito has had enough of standing in his family’s shadow, and he just needs one reason to murder his father. AU.

Drama. Rated T.

One-shot Medieval-ish AU of the Naruto-verse, with some landowners of Konoha who oppose the Uchiha Clan. But the scale tips in the rebels' favour only when everything goes south, 'cause Team Minato gets their shit together! Kind of.

RA9 Save Me

Someone thought it funny to drag a naked android in the DPD toilet room without anyone noticing. It shows signs of deviancy and of a knowledge it'd gladly do without, and Connor's investigation would go much smoother if that RK800 wasn't predicting Connor's fate.

Adventure. Friendship. Rated T.

Basically a Timetravelling MachineRoute!Connor who deviated at the last possible second and got mysteriously time-travelled to the past, where Connor and Hank are very confused about this weird half-dismantled deviant. Also, Canon stuff will be a thing, but it's going to slowly... deviate.

(YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH)

Five Eventful Hours

COMPLETE. Hank does not come back to the precinct from the donut store across the road. When Gavin says the Lieutenant left the building with 'Connor', a new blaring mission objective takes up half his vision: FIND HANK.

Friendship. Rated T.

Hank 'disappears' after going to get donuts not far from the precinct. Connor is very Stressed and goes looking for him. What he finds... well... you gotta read it ;)

"SENPAI!" -Tobi

PLOT BUNNIES - AKA, STORIES I WANT TO DO SOMEWHEN IN THE FUTURE

Four's A Team (And Together They Stand)

Now asserting themselves as righteous part of the new Timeline, two Kakashi and Kurama are ready to take the world by storm. But there still questions left unanswered, some people that need killing and others that need protection in the Shinobi World, and the Butterfly Effect unerringly keeps on working.

Will two time-travellers, a young jonin who didn't sign up for any of this, a baffled Yondaime Hokage and a bunch of perplexed Jinchuuriki be enough to finally steer the world in the right direction... or will they all succumb to the weight of Time?

Sequel to "Three's A Crowd (But Pack Sticks Together)".

Adventure. Probably something else. Rating unknown.

Since TAC (ahah, Three's A Crowd!) is getting very long, I plan on splitting up the overall plot by making a Sequel. Maybe I'll even time-skip a bit because, honestly, twelve years is a long lapse of time to go through and lots of things pile together in the same period and... ugh. There's so much I want to do! D:

But the main focus will still be "will we save the world" in between the "will we survive" and "will we stop arguing for a damn second". Ah, interpersonal conflict is such a frustrating/entertaining way to add tension! ;)

AS FOR TIMING: Y'all will have to wait. I really have no idea when I'll get to writing it, and I'd rather do it out of rekindled passion than begrudging obligation, ya feel me?

Academy History

Academy Teachers find the history curriculum to be woefully subpar. They decide to do something about it, and the world gets turned on its head. Historia magistra est. Oneshot.

Basically there's a teacher at the Academy who teaches those damn pre-genin some in-depth history of Konoha - warring clans, world wars, people who fought in the world wars, the famous clans, the Hokages... you know, the useful stuff. And some people finally take their jobs more seriously. A retelling of Naruto, but with people knowing their stuff.

"What is the music of life?" "Silence, my brother." -Dark Brotherhood

Babble/Explanations for Something/Rant

Avengers: I'm TEAM CAP! That can become problematic if I keep writing in the Avengers fandom.

Meaning, my opinions of Captain Sleeping Beauty and Irony Man can be easily biased and I wouldn't even notice. That's unacceptable and it's my duty as a writer in third POV to be as impartial as can be. That's why I'm barely restraining myself from beheading those who bash on Cap for not offering compromises (that was stupid, but hands off the Captain - the Avengers had just three days to sign or quit, it wasn't like he could offer compromises) or Tony for not taking into account Bucky's brainwashed condition and labeling him the Greatest Villain (Emotions!).

If I need to point out a mistake someone made, I'm not bashing their heads in. Unless I get really worked up and end up writing what I'm thinking without brain-to-hands filter. (Such as now, since this is a rant.)

That's the reason I'm worried of going out of character. I'm worried I paint someone too Good-Guy and another too Bad-Guy. I'm trying to balance. I wish everybody else - not just writers, I know they have the presence of mind to do that - did the same too.

(Avengers Rant finished, move along ;P)

Naruto: I know Kurama never canonically called Naruto 'Kit'. I get it.

But I hope a writer can add something different from Canon. As stated in the 40th Chapter, anyone who reminds me of that will get reduced to a pancake and fed to my ferocious fish. The next ones who tell me "but the were no Chuunin Exams during the Third Shinobi War" will meet the same fate because I know, but this is one time I chose to stick with the manga and make Obito and Rin partecipate in the Exams.

They couldn't take the Exams before the war started, nor after it ended.

We know that, by the time Kakashi Gaiden comes around, Obito and Rin are chuunin and Kakashi is a new jonin. Kakashi was six-ish when he became chuunin and Sakumo failed his mission - thus starting the Third Shinobi War. Obito and Rin are a year older than him, making them seven-year-olds by the time the war gets going. They aren't even genin at seven.

Thus, they became genin and then chuunin during the war.

Your (hypothetical) argument is: what about field promotion?

That's what the anime flashbacks are for. We see Obito fighting. We see - strangely enough - Kakashi fighting. Rin... not really. I assume they became chuunin around the time Naruto and co. became genin. So there you go: Konoha-only Chuunin Exams, shortened because of the war.

Assassin's Creed: I am torn between the Assassin and Templar cause.

They have the same end - peace - but go about it in opposite ways, and they end up clashing for it. There's something incredibly tragic about this eternal fight between Control and Freedom over/for the human race, but the real problem is that it's a recurring theme in reality.

In my opinion, there's no clear-cut solution... but the best would be the Templar's With Conditions and Morals.

1) No slavery. Other than being a terrible, horrifying pratice, it only feeds the need of Freedom - and that will inevitably cause a revolt or even a Revolution. Peace shattered and everything returns to chaos. (Never, EVER force obedience. It will last too little and it's all around a bad method to ensure 'peace'.)

2) Power Control System. There can be no chance for a tyrant to rise. Two people/power organs will just clash and get nothing done - or worse, one can prevail and squash the dissenters. Three equally powerful organs/people/groups have more chances of balancing their power without either one prevailing (see Triumvirates).

3) Personal Restraint. This is tricky. Those in power must not get corrupted by their own position - a solution would be to change them every few years (see Utopia by Thomas More), but... power corrupts everyone, doesn't it?

"And this is why the Templars will never be destroyed." -Haytham Kenway

Random Quotes, My Quotes

"If you poke too many holes in a ship, it will sink." -Me, comparing ships with stories

"No one will notice... if there's no one to notice." -Motivational AC poster with lots of corpses

"T.E.A.M. - Together Everyone Achieves More." -Motivational AC Brotherhood poster

"This tea cup reminds me of a puzzle!" -Professor Layton, with anything in front of him.

"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!" -Blackbeard, AC 4: Blackflag.

"What kind of world are we creating, if we cannot show mercy?!" -Shay Cormac, AC: Rogue

"Hey young blood, doesn't it feel like our time is running out?" -Fall Out Boy, "The Phoenix"

"You said it was forever, but then it slipped away..." -Linking Park, "The Final Masquerade"

"Try to escape but you know the path you're on is game and set!" -Game of Life, (for Desmond)

"Let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or something." -Nick Fury, Avengers

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" -Tony Stark, Avengers

"If they're shooting at you, they're bad." -Captain America, The Winter Soldier

"Before we get started... does anyone want to get out?" -Captain America, The Winter Soldier

"A short life, and a merry one. That is all - the world owes us nothing more than this." -Edward Kenway

"I ain't the first with the curse, with the thirst, that I wanna be better, not worse - man, it hurts." -NEFFEX, "Life"

"Stop there, and peer inside of me - you'll find a man once lost at sea... but all the while I would think to myself: it's not the end, it's not the end at all." - Set it Off, "Kill the Lights"

"Because I said so." - Haytham Kenway

Why I may not update:

Laziness

General craziness for the current plot twist I'm considering

WRITER BLOCK (ugh.)

My focus is in another fandom (for the time being, hopefully)

My focus is somewhere on the same boat as the Story's fandom, but I just can't get the pieces of plot together.

I'm too busy to write (university, oh boy!)

I'm working on something I may or may not publish

I'm sleeping

I'm... well, something that doesn't involve fandoms.