Bio -- I am a 29 year old college grad who lives in Texas. Originally from Washington state, I have been writing and posting fanfiction under various usernames on this site and other archives since 2000. I have finally found the pen name that sticks best (hilariously, the first one I had ever used) and hope to eventually finish the stories I've posted here. You may also remember me as The Batpig-Sexgod, The BPSG, or Lord Batpig on places like Mediaminer, DeviantArt, Freedom of Speech FanFiction, Livejournal, or the Zone. I no longer post to any of those sites (or to Tumblr), so if you see my work anywhere that isn't here or an anonymous meme, please let me know. I am also on Dreamwidth, AO3, Spotify, and HiH under the username Osidiano, so if you'd like to chat, share fic recs, or are interested in seeing my MA-rated writings, feel free to contact me. I miss being part of fandom.

News & Story Updates as of 1/05/20 – Thank you, everyone, for being so patient and understanding with the delays in updates and responses to PMs and reviews. I'm focusing on finishing fics for the foreseeable future, and I'm trying not to start anything new. None of my stories are being abandoned; my muses are just fickle and bitter.

You may have noticed that I am experimenting with cover art, so if you have any constructive criticism, please share it! I'm not all that visually creative, so I could use the advice. Please note that all the fics I upload here have been censored to comply with this site's rating policy, and FFN does not contain my full writing archive, since some were PWPs and couldn't transfer over. If you'd like to read the explicit versions, you'll need to check out my AO3 page (/users/Osidiano/works). You can always send me messages/prompts/questions here or on Dreamwidth (), which is also where you can find my transformative works statement, and feel free to add me as a buddy on the NaNo site (/participants/osidiano). :)

Thanks again to everyone who is actually reading these stories and cheering me on (or roasting me, that's fun, too)! I really do appreciate the comments, faves, and flames, and apologize if I haven't directly replied to all the feedback that you've left for me over the years. I understand that it takes time and effort to bother with a review or critique, and each one means a lot to me. Every one has helped me to grow as a writer and realize where my strengths and weaknesses truly are. You guys and gals are awesome.