Reviews for Why to Sort a Student is a Horrible Job
Fantasywings7 chapter 1 . 1h
Very original story! Alongside Basilisk-born, this my absolute fav of your stories, yeah, one of my absolute favs overall... So witty! Great combination of humour and seriousness… please update soon! :)
Manuel chapter 19 . 7/24
I really like the story. Please update soon
OracleGoddessOfDelphi chapter 19 . 7/6
So so good...
Guest chapter 16 . 7/5
Truly amazing and entertaining story!
Just one thing, you wrote Filius being outside the castle and snickering at Pomona keeping plants in her bathroom before he actually walked out of the castle.

Also, does Sa'zu realize how ironic his remark about barnabas is? Killing himself before trying to teach trolls ballet... We all remember the tap-dancing troll on Halloween. XD
Lamorak Korving chapter 5 . 6/30
I really like stories where Harry Potter is Salazar Slytherin, in Slytherin House or paired
with Daphne Greengrass, Tracey Davis and Millicent Bulstrode, because apart from Astoria
Greengrass, they are the only decent Slytherins to help Harry rather than give him
aggravation even when Ron, Hermione and Ginny either abandon him and call him a liar
(Case in point: Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire: both Ron and Hermione abandoned him
when he told them that he didn't put his name in the Goblet, and was later proven to be
correct.) That wasn't the only time they abandoned him. (case in point: Harry Potter and the
Chamber of Secrets:Ron and Hermione abandoned him for being able to speak to snakes.)
Just like they abandoned him on the Horcrux Hunt (Case in point:Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows.)
Neakco chapter 19 . 6/2
This story is an interesting concept. I love seeing how your creativity forms the story. Well any story. It is different from anything else I have ever read and I love it.
Neakco chapter 9 . 6/2
ah, that is who Rowena is. I do wonder why Helga and her are currently not getting along. Mayhaps I will find out if I read farther.
Neakco chapter 7 . 6/2
My conclusions after reading chapter 7 is that Peeves is Helga Hufflepuff. I also have a theory about Rowena Ravenclaw being McGonagall. But if she was then she should have been able to undo a prank or two...maybe Luna...
lynarizsajise1 chapter 18 . 5/20
Oh Lucius.. hopefully you’ve already arranged your funeral
Fantasywings7 chapter 19 . 5/15
Hi,

That was a bit scary, and unexpected... the transformation of Harry into his, I suppose true form as Salazar, as an old man... I wonder if Lucius really realises who he has met? If not, I am looking forward to see his reaction when he realizes he angered no other than the Founder of Slytherin house himself..., and when he realizes that he is now in fact banned from Hogwarts... I am also looking forward to Dumbledore's reaction, now, finally, he must realize that it is more going on at Hogwarts than meets the eye, far more than pranks and plotting teachers... I am still baffled that he has not invesigated that bit further... because, surely, no student is able to pull such pranks... After the Potions class and all, Surely, even Hermione have to realize it is more to Harry than meets the eye... Maybe it is her rational ( down to earth attitude) side that has made her blindso far to see the obvious?

Harry's/Salazar's little latest stunt must have been felt in the wards of Hogwarts... surely the Headmaster must have noticed... and he will of course notice Lucius predicatment! That will be fun to see! Please update soon... as I now have a feeling we are getting close to the Grande Finale... where all the loose threads will knit together... and Lucius banishment, the visit of the Flamels ( the stone) and the final confrontation with Quirell/Voldy are main ingediens..., I am sure now, Dumbledore will get his fish hot!

I am on the edge of my seat! So please update, as I am sure your plan is to follow through at least until the resolution of book one and the plot with the philosopher's stone, in this new setting with the Founders involved... although it would be very exciting if you also wrote Second year... would be VERY interesting to see Harry's/Sa'zu interaction with the basilisk...

Looking forward to the Flamel's visit and the Grand Finale! Please update!
Anne Bond chapter 19 . 5/15
Comon!
Update!
I wanna read more.
Update this as well as Basilisk born! Please!
Blackpantherprince chapter 15 . 5/13
Hi again,

I love the interaction between Saz'u , Pomona and Flitwick! :)

However, I wonder a bit about McGonagall's reaction…. unlike the other two ( Pomona's fangirling in reaction to finding out about Helga, and Flitwicks fascinations, for example) Minerva seems less than enthusiastic about finding out that the Sorting Hat really is Godric and she also does not seem so happy to meet Sa'zu….. Poor Dumbledore, he seems to be totally Clueless...
Great story! I love your Writing style :)
Blackpantherprince chapter 17 . 5/13
Thanks for Another excellent chapter , I really love this story, and I love your portraylal of the friendship between Sa'zu and Godric….. :)

I also love the relationhsip between Harry/Sa'zu and his schoolmate-friends…. just wondering one thing… all of his Close friends, both Neville and the Twins, and maybe also Theodor has by now figured out his true identity, everyone but Hermione, who normally is the Bright one and, as I remember from the books, the one who normally figures out things first, the smart one in the golden trio, and by far smarter than Neville, who figured it all out quite early ( by the help of Peeves, of course)…. so, it is a mystery to me that she still, despite all clues, desptite Harry's more than odd behaviour, his knowldge of magic, and so on, she still has not caught on to the truth of his identity….. ?

It was a while ago I read fanfics… but your story has certainly sparked my interest anew! Excellent story... loving the mix of humour and seriousness…. I hope you continue it! It is too good to be left uncompleted!

I really wonder how the headmaster will react when he finally realizes who is behind all those pranks and mysteries at Hogwarts lately….. to me, it is really a mystery that he has not yet realized that there cannnot be a student behind it alll… he seems very blind to the things right in front of his nose…. Wonder what will happen when the Flamels arrive? Looking forward to the next chapter!
Blackpantherprince chapter 19 . 5/12
Hi,
I just wish to say that I really enjoy your story, I love the dry, somewhat sarcastic, ironic humour… it is vey well written, your story has so many layers…. humour, but also more serious, deep layer hidden behind all the pranks… sooo funny and sooo serious at the same time, …. you really pint with Words, and I can actually see each scene unfold for my inner Eyes ...I also absolutely adore your Harry/Salazar... Peeves as Helga... ingenious! I really hope that you have not given up on the story, looking forward to the next chapter! Will be interesting to see the Founder's meeting the Flamels…
Looking forward to the next chapter, please update soon! This is a gem! :)
aaapplexxx237 chapter 1 . 5/4
This is so good! I’m currently stuck rereading this over and over again, HELP.
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