I don't take requests. Stop asking.

Unless more than six months have passed since the last update, it hasn't been very long at all. If the fic is still posted, it hasn't been abandoned. I delete fics I'm abandoning. If you aren't satisfied by that and want to continue pestering me, just stop reading my WIPs and wait until they're complete.

As of April 1, 2015, I'm also now on AO3, under the same name, so you should be able to find most of the fics I have on here, over there as well. Some M-rated fics from here will probably be rated Explicit over there. Remember, it's the same pen-name, so don't freak out if you see my work there or here. They're both me. I'm still in the process of posting work there, so you won't find everything yet, though all new fics will be posted on both sites.

The main characters of my fics will always be childfree. No biological kids. No foster kids. No adoptive kids. Not even godkids if I can help it. They will have pets, but nothing more than that. If that bothers you, feel free to imagine the characters in whatever fic went ahead and had kids in the future, but don't tell me about it, because I don't give a shit. No kids means no kids. Pestering me about it only pisses me off, and that isn't going to change my mind. Not everyone has the same life goals as you, and if you can't handle someone writing fictional characters making the decision to not have fictional kids without complaining, I think you need to find yourself a hobby.