"I think It was trying to get revenge on Eddie," said Richie, because the more he talked, the more sense it made, and usually the opposite was true, so he was running with it, waiting to see how much it would hurt when he finally tripped.

Richie had been waiting for half an hour. Maybe limos were always fashionably late.

Richie proposes to Eddie.

Bill wrote a book based loosely on Richie's psychic abilities. It was called "The Glittering," and Richie was hired to play the hero. He hadn't read the script yet, but apparently he was not going to like "the part with the axe."

The Losers were at Planet Hollywood when it happened.

Richie had performance anxiety. Not that kind, he told the Eddie in his head. Get your mind out of the gutter.

The Losers get snowed in after defeating It.

Richie gets attacked by gay subtext, and Eddie whips out his second fanny pack.

Eddie comes to stay with Richie after the events of It Chapter Two, which makes it a lot harder for Richie to keep his secret. It's not the one you think.

Canon Richie woke up in the sewers, just in time to roll Eddie out of the claw's way. The cut in his own gut was nothing. A scratch. This was death by a thousand gaping stab wounds. This was what he saw in the Deadlights. This was what he saw every night.

When Richie got caught in the Deadlights, he saw Eddie's death.

Three weeks after Eddie died, he called Ben.

Aziraphale decides that Crowley is touch-starved.

Crowley played Elphaba in the West End production of Wicked.

London never got any closure on the Jack the Ripper case, although how much they could have gotten remained in questions when public hangings had been outlawed in '68. Crowley considered it something of a shame. The British Empire had a reputation to maintain as the progenitor of the spectator sport.

Storming Heaven took another twelve hours, in part because Aziraphale did not have his flaming sword (Death made an offer, but Aziraphale was lousy at chess), and in part, because he didn't so much storm Heaven as sneak in disguised as a former Jezebel.

Steve knew they were an angel and a demon because they had white and black wings, respectively. Besides that, they looked fairly normal. Well, the angel did. The demon was wearing the skinniest, most useless scarf that Steve had ever seen. His hair looked like God had been a little too proud of the Cockatiel. Besides that, he looked... exactly like Bucky.

A few minutes later, they watched Barnes murder strut onstage, and okay, at least that fit in. His eyes were less racoon and more Nicki Minaj. Barnes clipped the microphone to his shirt. It took him a few minutes, because he was used to wearing earwigs without mics, and because his hand was shaking. He must have gotten someone else to do his eyeliner.

"Nah," Bucky waved his metal hand. "Nazis did summon a demon, but he joined the Allies. I'm surprised you guys haven't run into each other. He's a vigilante now, works outta' New Jersey. Guess it feels like home. Anyway, it was all a bit embarrassing for Hydra. They tried real hard to scrub it out of my brainpan, and nobody talks about it at the Hydra Trash Parties."

Bucky turned to face the cameras. "If you think this means you have a chance with him, remember I'm one of the world's deadliest assassins."

Post-Avenger: Endgame. This summary will contain spoilers for Avenger's: Endgame. The adventures of Steve, Peggy, and Bucky in the 1970s: because that was Bucky's song playing in the final scene.

Summary: Post final-scene fic for Avenger's: Endgame. This Summary will contain spoilers for Avenger's: Endgame. Based on this Tumblr post (of mine): That was Steve and Bucky's song playing during the final scene of Endgame. You cannot tell me for one second that Steve didn't save 1970′s Bucky from the sub-sub-basement of that Hydra facility, and he was about to cut in.

Sweet wore a zoot suit, which made Steve and Bucky feel more comfortable. He was a demon that could reveal hidden truths by making people sing about their feelings, which did not.

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a tactful way that you'll look forward with pleasure to making the trip, or: The Avengers go on diplomatic missions around the world.

The first time Steve and Tony saw each other again, they both burst into tears, which was really better than anyone had expected it to go. Fix-it for Infinity War. Spoilers for Infinity War. Some canon divergence due to repressed of memories from Infinity War.

The Avengers had been hunting Hydra ever since the Battle at the Triskelion, and it wasn't like cutting heads off the Lernaean Hydra. It was like playing **********ing Whack-a-Mole. Set after CAWS. Rated for Steve's language. Yes, you heard me.

The Winter Soldier was given aversion therapy as conditioning against Captain America. Bucky Barnes gives himself exposure therapy by starting an Etsy store that sells Captain America T-shirts.

Captain America has been "accidentally" causing collateral property damage because he doesn't like the changes they've made to New York City. The Avengers hold an intervention.

Post Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes goes to work as a legal secretary for the public defender's office in Portland, Oregon. Rated for non-consensual veganism, Marxist Swear Jars, and descriptions of paperwork.

"I said end of the world, Steve," said Bucky. "Not end of the line." Scene between Bucky and Steve, set during Infinity War, but no spoilers to speak of, unless you count Wanda losing her accent.

"It's not as bad as Hydra," Bucky said, after trying Cinnabon. "You have such low standards," said Tony. "No wonder you're friends with Steve."

The Avengers only started group therapy because Bucky had come to live at the tower, but most of them agreed it was long overdue. Well, most of their significant others agreed it was long overdue. Tony complained, Thor asked if he should bring the mead, Bruce sighed, and Natasha smirked in a way that reminded them all how good she was at reverse interrogations.

"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.

"You're going to be all right." Lawrence pressed his forehead against Adam's. "You're just wounded in the shoulder. I have to go and get help. If I don't get help, I'm going to bleed to death."

It was a lazy Saturday at the Avengers Tower. They were marathoning cartoons and Animal Planet, because those didn't trigger Bucky's PTSD. Usually. They hadn't thought Anastasia all the way through.

Natasha testifies at Bucky's trial. No pairings.

"I was number one," Bucky monotoned. It was even eerier than his Mickey Rourke impression. Crossover between The Winter Soldier and Dollhouse, because even I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. You probably don't need to have seen Dollhouse to understand this, if it can be understood at all.

By now they were all used to Bucky's particular brand of PTSD. The nightmares (Steve was the only one allowed to wake him up). The twitch under his left eye (Tony wouldn't let anyone tell him about it, because it only happened when Bucky lied, and Tony wanted to keep beating him at poker). His intense aversion to the subway (he and Bruce shared a cab.) The insomnia was new.

"What's a Stucky?" Steve asked, shrugging off his coat. He would have just Googled it, but he was pretty sure Tony had messed with the autocorrect on his phone, because every time he tried to text Sam about defensive tactics, it changed the word "ducking" to something Steve definitely did not mean to type.

"You didn't know I died," said Steve. When Bucky didn't say anything, he felt cold in a way that a hundred Iron Man duvets couldn't fix. "Did you?"

A fanfiction for 9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9's Interface Series on Reddit. Rated for swearing and being a fanfiction for The Interface Series.

"I bet the future's pretty disappointing, huh? There aren't even any jetpacks," Tony joked, even though he was basically a walking jetpack. One shot. No pairings. Spoilers for CACW.

The Commander catches Mark smoking after they get back to Earth. No pairings. One shot. Standard disclaimers apply.

"I'm fine," said Mark. He didn't know why they were all overreacting. Beth was a worrier, and Beck was even worse, but he'd never heard Lewis curse before (and he was definitely getting a copy of that footage). It was worse than that time he'd done an EVA to solve the ship's heating issues without asking first. Standard disclaimers apply. One shot. No pairings.

Mark is asked to speak to an astronaut stranded on the moon. No pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

Bucky deals with his guilt. Triggers for suicide, but no character deaths. No pairings. One shot.

Bucky and Peggy friendship. One shot, in three parts.

This is what might have happened if Bucky hadn't left Steve by the river after The Winter Soldier. No pairings. No longer a one shot.

Tony came back into the room. He was carrying a tube of Crest Sensitive Toothpaste Plus Scope. He squirted some of it directly into Bucky's mouth. AN: This is neither porn nor crack. Team friendship, set after Civil War. No pairings. Deals with PTSD.

When Peter didn't hear from Wade for a day, he was relieved. He went out for tacos and actually got to eat his. Gen except for some canonical crushing on Deadpool's part.

Sam and Dean go to Portland, Oregon. One shot. No pairings. No triggers, unless hipsters scare you.

There was a strange tone in Spiderman's voice, but it wasn't annoyance or disgust, so Deadpool was out of his depth.

Dean started smoking when Sam left for Stanford.

This isn't even long enough to be a drabble. Beth and Daryl, or at least one of them. Spoilers for Coda.

Tag to The Wrath of the Lamb. One shot. Canon pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

"Why did you save me from Chameleon?" asked Spiderman. "Oh, that," he said, like he'd known all along. One of him probably had. Set after Deadpool Annual #2, but can stand alone. No pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

Will's thoughts on the season one finale. Triggers for suicide, but only small, .22 triggers. One shot. Canon pairing. Standard disclaimers apply. Etc.

"Come on. It's not like they're on my face." Self-injury. Standard disclaimers apply.

Will goes into WITSEC after Season Two. He has an accident and wakes up in the hospital. Guess who his doctor is. One-shot. No pairings. Just some one-sided canonical obsession. Standard disclaimers apply.

Will could have killed Dr. Lecter. The gun could have been loaded. He could have blown Dr. Lecter's superior brains all over the inside of his superior fridge. Then he realized just how predictable he was to Dr. Lecter. He couldn't have done a damn thing. That turned cheek. It was such obvious psychology. Spoilers through Mizumono. Rated for damn swearing.

The Ponds encounter the Weeping Angels before they go to New York. One shot. No pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

Sherlock knew he was being deliberately obtuse, but he spent so much time being accidentally brilliant that he felt he was due. No pairings. Tag for The Empty Hearse.

Remember Croatoan? Remember how suicidal Dean was? Seven seasons ago? One shot. No pairings.

Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.

What did Dean think of his last(ish) Christmas? Tag to A Very Supernatural Christmas. No pairings. One shot. Standard disclaimers apply.

Sam is feeling a little insecure after his dad's death. Dean tries to cheer him up with some transparently symbolic breakfast. Tag to In My Time of Dying. No pairings. One shot.

What if Hannibal Lecter swung that way? The famous doctor goes after our favorite senior field agent. No pairings. One Shot. Standard disclaimers apply.

What do you think Henry and Michael talked about on their way to the Corona del Oro cigar club? One shot. No pairings.

Lincoln and Michael have a conversation by a grave. Takes place in Season Two. One shot. No pairings.

Peter and Neal talk about wine. One shot. No pairings.

Nothing much happens in this story. Some people play cards. One of those people is a mobster. But still. Pretty boring. Pre-series. No pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

Haven't you ever heard of Einstein's theory of relativity, Peter? One shot. Set after Withdrawal.

It wasn't the feeling that he was going to die. He'd been in dangerous situations before. It was the feeling that he'd just been to his own funeral, and the turn out wasn't exactly what he'd expected. No pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

We don't get a complete story. We don't get catharsis. We don't get anything but tired. No pairings. Standard disclaimers apply.

Tony knows that Gibbs is worried, because his hair is gray and his pancakes are burning. One shot. No pairings.

It was a guilty pleasure, which was the only kind of pleasure Topher knew. He had a drawer of inappropriate starches and a patent for the apocalypse. One shot. No pairings.

You've seen The Dark Knight one too many times. And I thought McGee was a geek. This would be funny if I wasn't so damn scared. One shot. No pairing.

A conversation that doesn't take place after the events of Truth or Consequences. One shot. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.

Kenny and the Mole have a conversation about God. Surprisingly, Kenny does most of the talking. One shot. No pairing.

Tony and Gibbs meet. One shot. Standard disclaimers apply.

Tony interrogates Abraham after the events of Sandblast. One shot. No pairing.

In The Sixth Sense, the audience didn't know Bruce Willis was a ghost until the end of the film, but I saw you die. How is this going to end? One shot. No pairing. Spoilers for Twilight, and The Sixth Sense.

Could you just... say something sarcastic, or perverted, or incredibly inappropriate? Please? One shot. Based on the movie.

I was afraid I would have to start remembering my own social security number. One shot. Based on the movie.

Kenny McCormick is used to being ignored. Even dying doesn't get him noticed, but Kenny's fine with that, because the good thing about being ignored is that you don't have to worry about anyone leaving you. Completed.

An alternate version of Max's attempt to get rid of the computer chip. One Shot. Spoilers for Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever.

Sometimes, being a leader just means pretending to be sure of yourself. One shot.