Every girl wants a hero.

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Hermione, Luna and Ginny were sat round the table at number 12 Grimwald place having their usual Friday night bonding session discussing what genre of films to watch tonight.

"I swear to Merlin Ginny if I am made to watch one more Western or Kung fu Movie I am going to blow up the telly." Hermione stated matter of factly as she opened up the bottle of Southern Comfort and poured three generous measures out over ice topped up with lemonade and lime.

Ever since Hermione had managed to get electronics working in the house the male inhabitants had gotten obsessed with Western and martial art films, and if they weren't watching them they were acting them out, admittedly it was rather amusing to see Snape hand Ron's arse to him on a platter after he had begged the ex spy to let him try out his high kick that he'd been practicing for most of the day and as was normal the dark haired potions professor had failed to omit that he was a master in most forms of martial arts, so standing in the back yard of the house on a warm but cloudy August afternoon Severus had just simply smirked at the ginger haired braggart while dodging the rather pathetic high kick performed a low roundhouse kick which swept Ron's leading leg out from under him and left him sprawling on the dry faded grass.

Hermione let out a giggle at the memory of Snape bowing at Ron before leaving the back garden in favor of his potions lab that was in the basement of the house.

"Hello earth to Hermione" said Ginny snapping her fingers in front of her older friends face.

"Sorry Ginn, I was just thinking about when Snape handed Ron's arse to him on a platter" she replied grinning. "So have we chosen a genre yet?"

"We've decided against romance as it's the Pumperdoodles mating season and we don't want to attract them because it sends mens libidos sky rocketing."

Hermione and Ginny exchanged amused looks over the blond girls head fully used to the weird and wonderful creatures she made up.

Luna grabbed the large bowl of popcorn of the table and started to make her way to the lounge "That being said I am in desperate need of some hot male flesh to ogle that's preferably not ginger" she remarked causing Hermione and Ginny to burst out laughing.

"I know who's up for buff male bodies clad in tight Lycra and spandex?" asked Hermione

Ginny and Luna squealed excitedly "Please tell us that Tonks has given you back your mums old Chippendale's exercise video back?" they asked eagerly.

"Sorry girls I do believe that Molly caught her and Fleur watching it and decided it wasn't suitable for respectable witches so she confiscated It." Grinning evilly at Luna she continued casually "Maybe she's using it to give Arthur some pointers on his technique."

"Ewwww!" screamed Ginny throwing a rather large cushion her way "I really didn't need that image in my head thank you very much."

"As I was saying I think we need to watch some hot superheros in lovely clingy Lycra"

"Yes please" said Luna dreamily "But who shall we choose?"

"Spiderman" suggested Ginny "I've always wanted to try that upside down Spidey/Mary Jane kiss."

"No thanks, I'd rather kiss the Green Goblin, I want a man not a boy, although Doc Ock could have his uses as well, imagine he could pin you down and still have his hands free to do wicked things to you" Luna wiggled her fair eyebrows suggestively causing her companions to giggle wildly.

"Okay Luna you want a man do you? Well how about the Man of Steel, Superman?" asked Ginny grabbing a handful of popcorn and stuffing it in her mouth.

"That is sooo! attractive Ginny" stated Hermione rolling her eyes at her friends gluttony "I really can't stand Superman I think Lex Luther is a much more sexier character, Superman is just too safe, I like a bit of danger ingrained in my men"

Unbeknown to the females, a handful of flesh colored strings had crept into the room under a disillusionment spell.

"Bad luck Ronniekins it looks like Hermione likes her men dangerous, shame you don't fit the bill, you're about as dangerous as a blunt crayon" snickered Draco.

Ron glared at the young Slytherin and was just about to say something back when Harry hushed him "Shh! Ginny's talking."

All eight men (Harry,Ron,Draco,Sirius,Remus,Severus,Fred and George) huddled in the kitchen immediately became quiet and began listening to the the twins new and improved Extendable ears.

TBC

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