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Joined 06-30-12, id: 4096015, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hi,

I am a 21 year old fan of books and manga from India currently in my final year of college.

I discovered the world of manga back when I was 15 and I have never looked back. Reading has always been one my hobbies and the huge world of manga completely broadened my horizons. I've read through more manga than I can count and thoroughly screwed my grades in the process.

Here's a list of the stuff I've read and enjoyed. I've haven't listed them in any particular order per say. I guess I'm listing out the stuff I've read cuz I don't really know what else to put here in my profile.

Fullmetal Alchemist Kekkaishi Rurouni Kenshin 50 Centimetres per Second 20th Century Boys Pluto Naruto Shaman King Bleach One Piece Toriko Monster Eyeshield 21 Gintama Hajime no Ippo Sket Dance Yankee-Kun To Megane-chan Kuroko no Basket Great Teacher Onizuka Slam Dunk Yu Yu Hakusho Claymore Bartender Shingeki no Kyojin Flame of Recca The Gamer One-Punch man The Breaker New Waves Silver Spoon Black Cat Psyren Akumetsu Death Note H2 Angel Densetsu The Breaker Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer Bloody Monday Cross Game Inuyasha Rough Rave Katsu Hikaru no Go Eternal Sabbath Homunuculus parasyte Shigurui Bakuman Blade of the Immortal Old boy Bremen Hareluya II Boy Kimi no Iru Machi Suzuka Gamaran Beelzebub

I'm also a big fan of fantasy and science fiction books and I've read most of the famous books of the genres out there. To date, I have not met a person, other than myself, who has read all 14 books of the Wheel of Time series. That said I also enjoy mysteries and thrillers. The list of books I've read is way too long and I'll spare you of it.

I started writing fanfiction back in my first year just because I was cheesed of by some aspects of the manga and stories I read. I never understood why characters stopped to talk to their enemies in the middle of fights. It was only after I started writing did I realize how much fun it is. Quite relaxing as well. I've found that its a great distraction whenever I'm tense about something.

Thanks for reading all the way to the end. Hope you enjoy my stories.

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Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 348,678 - Reviews: 4899 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 6,481 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Naruto Asunder by NowLessWrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,679 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8669 - Favs: 9,730 - Follows: 10,654 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 397,008 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 4,922 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Reunited by MsBinns reviews
A short series of vignettes about all the times Ron and Hermione reunite following Deathly Hallows and the events of my story Australia. See my story "Dear Hermione" to read letters from Ron that accompany the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,956 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 9,325 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
James and Me by Northumbrian reviews
When Annabel meets someone she hasn't seen in many years, her life takes another unexpected turn. How many surprises can she take? Do people really change? Has James Sirius Potter finally grown up? Whatever happened to those brave adventurers, the Drakestone seven? Warning: Language, and some smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,896 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [OC, James S. P.] Albus S. P., Rose W.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5130 - Favs: 8,429 - Follows: 7,909 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11596 - Favs: 17,540 - Follows: 12,414 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ripples in an Ocean by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Stories exploring the character and relationships of Iruka-sensei. Chapter Summary: Iruka's family has traveled hundreds of miles, but it isn't until an unusual encounter that Konoha begins to feel like it could be home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,090 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15202 - Favs: 22,960 - Follows: 20,196 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4305 - Favs: 9,055 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 998 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Free Range Snallygaster reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 11,583 - Follows: 5,276 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Australia by MsBinns reviews
Ron grieves the loss of his brother and tries to figure out life after the war while trying to navigate his new relationship with Hermione. Cover art is by the talented anxiouspineapples and is titled "At Long Last".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 340,509 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 8,753 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Damaged by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Konoha's ninja culture prizes their young geniuses- especially prodigies like Kakashi, who enter the battlefield before losing their first baby tooth. Iruka worries about the consequences. Sequel to "Sharpening Iron" (though prior reading is not vital).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Espionage by Janieshi reviews
"Lieutenant Hawkeye sat in stunned silence, with letters spilled all across her lap, eagerly devouring the words of a boy she'd once known." Pre-series character study of the relationship between Roy and Riza as young teens, spoilers for manga and anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,437 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Madame Christmas, Grumman - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 308 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Still Not Happy by Sarah1281 reviews
On Jotunheim, Loki discovers that Thor is a Frost Giant before Thor is banished to Midgard for going there and attacking. With Thor disgraced and banished and a Frost Giant to boot, Loki should be elated. Somehow he's not.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
No, Loki by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Thor Odin tries to make sense of all that has changed in the short time he was in the Odinsleep and wonders just when everything went wrong.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11344 - Favs: 15,831 - Follows: 10,625 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 658 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sleeping Dogs by Razgriz Ace reviews
"Standing before her frazzled and covered in blue patches was one Remus Lupin. Sitting at the kitchen table behind him was Sirius, who looked rather frightened and was sporting a thick ten meter mustache." It's Boxing Day and Tonks finds herself up to no good with Moony and Padfoot. Fred and George really should have been more careful about who they tested their products on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
A Most Auspicious Mistake by Acacia Carter reviews
Percy has everything under control. This is, perhaps, the reason why he is so out of sorts when he wakes up next to a beautiful woman and hasn't the slightest idea what to do next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Kiss Me, I'm Irish by Pinky Brown reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Seamus and Lavender find that a friend makes all the difference, especially when they come with benefits... Rated M for language and future filth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Seamus F., Lavender B.
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 10,138 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 930 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 461 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 5,117 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 5,821 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Wise Words of Harry's Potter by Senorita Sassybuns reviews
Harry is filled with insightful guidance that he shares with his friends and family. A series of chapters where Harry is married to Ginny and shares his advice with anyone who asks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,498 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pub Crawl by Pinky Brown reviews
Ron and Seamus on a St. Patrick's Day pub crawl. What can possibly go wrong? With real-time chapter updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ron W., Seamus F.
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 4,297 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 9,122 - Follows: 3,486 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Diagnosis: Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
A one shot sequel-epilogue-whatever-thing to "Symptoms of Insanity". Remus begins to notice some things that lead him to discover the fate of the ever-loved list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Ordinary Life by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ed and Al return home for a short time.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Trouble Begins with an H by Senorita Sassybuns reviews
Lily leaves for a party one night leaving James and Sirius to watch Harry. When a bowl of blackberry puree fall into the wrong hands, the marauders must frantically clean up the mess before Lily's return. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
After Confessions by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
" I wanted to catch up to you. I wanted to walk beside you." Those were Hinata Hyuuga's words to Naruto. " Because...I love you, Naruto." What will change in her life after her confession?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,512 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hinata H.
Biscuits: A Love Story by Pinky Brown reviews
Winner of "Best Depiction of Ron" at the 2009-10 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal. The story of Ron and Hermione's complicated romance, with added biscuits. Not remotely fluffy despite the title, and rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,344 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9657 - Favs: 26,040 - Follows: 10,463 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Jose Cuervo, You Are A Friend Of Mine by lovesrainscent reviews
Original Aburame/Inuzuka/Hyuuga team. Shibi/Tsume/Hiashi. Shibi has just been promoted to jounin, the first one of the team to be elevated to that rank. Tsume produces a bottle of liquor, specifically tequila, to help celebrate the occasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Tsume I., Hiashi H. - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
You can look by gwenstacey reviews
But you can't touch. When Aoba finds himself attracted to the daughter of the merchant he and his team are protecting Naruto is full of ideas on how to get past the rules against interacting with her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 198 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Strawberries by gwenstacey reviews
Shikaku has an important mission in the market this morning. Unforunately, so does Shibi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Shikaku N., Shibi A. - Complete
The Message of Mistletoe by B.C Daily reviews
James reconsiders his views on mistletoe during the annual game of Christmas Eve Drunken Poker. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6515 - Favs: 13,513 - Follows: 5,344 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beyond The Portal by Jess Pallas reviews
A repository for short stories set in the Portalverse created for my fic "A Little More Time". Post DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Park by gwenstacey reviews
Genma knows he was out drinking last night, but even for a hangover the birds seem to loud, and why is his pillow breathing? No Romance, just fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Konohan Christmas by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Christmas always brings a boom of mission requests to Konoha. Overworked paperwork ninja scramble to accommodate the added burden, and elite jounin are forced to take up unusual roles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15062 - Favs: 23,843 - Follows: 9,737 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Crisis by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Starvation, exposure, and illness are the enemy when four Fire Country ninja are stranded in the Land of Snow. Featuring Iruka, Hayate, Izumo, and Kotetsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Iruka U., Hayate G. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 380 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 187 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 462 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I can’t believe I’m fired! Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
After Thirteen is fired again, she runs into Chase and forces him to listen to her most recent tale of woe. Not to worry, he assures her. If she just ignores the fact she doesn't work there and keeps hanging around, she'll have her job back in no time...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2009 - R. Chase, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 293 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sharpening Iron by WhyMustIWrite reviews
The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Shattered by WhyMustIWrite reviews
17-year-old Umino Iruka is in the hands of the enemy's Torture & Interrogation Department. Ultimately, it is not the actions of his tormentors but the decision of a friend that destroys him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Iruka U. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 259 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Shall Never See So Much by Stoplight Delight reviews
In the military academies of Amestris, Cadets Mustang and Hawkeye are trained to command. They are groomed and prepared for firefights, hand-to-hand combat and even torture. But there's one thing their schools cannot prepare them for: the reality of war.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,883 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
Sweaters by The Duckster reviews
Missing Moment, One shot Hermione and Ginny opening Christmas presents during book 5. Mentions her 'unusual' perfume and the traditional Weasley sweater.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Morning Light by The Duckster reviews
Ron/Hermione Missing Moment. Ron wakes up in the drawing room his first morning in Grimmauld place in DH. What exactly did Ron mean when he said “if it's massive spiders AGAIN...” Awkward and humiliated Ron!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Night time Conversation by The Duckster reviews
Ron/Hermione. Ron wakes up in the middle of the night with a slight problem but being on the horcrux hunt he has to deal with a lack of privacy. It turns to an interesting late night conversation. Ron humiliation is always fun right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fine Line by The Duckster reviews
Ron/Hermione missing moment. Another night together at Grimmauld place, Hermione asks to sleep with Ron to ward off more nightmares and He is happy to oblige. Awkward moments abound, also Ron's sort of an adorable idiot and a randy git *shrug*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,907 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Relevant Information by The Duckster reviews
Ron/Hermione. Arthur takes Ron aside to have a 'the' talk with him. Horrified and awkward Ron. R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ron W., Arthur W. - Complete
Fit of Gallantry by The Duckster reviews
Missing Moment Ron Hermione.Ron can't stop staying the word 'naked' and undressing in the same room together for the first time is awkward. Ron figures out what a bra is and peeks inappropriately annd they bicker about couch cushions and chivalry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Nightmares and Fantasies by The Duckster reviews
Missing Moment. While at Grimmauld place Hermione has a night mare and she asks Ron to sleep with her so she's not scared. They spend the next hour silently enjoying the feel of being together. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6181 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5394 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Not Over Till The Paperwork Is In by WhyMustIWrite reviews
After an administrative error, Iruka finds himself on an S-rank mission with Sharingan Kakashi and snobbish Anbu and, ultimately, on trial for murder. Iruka's past haunts him while Kakashi becomes unwillingly entangled in the sensei's affairs. Gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,571 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
For Every Season by Shawny Wong reviews
It started in the spring with laughter. It grew in the summer under her touch. By the time it was winter, Naruto finally figured it out. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
What happens when Sirius manages to become an Animagi before the others? Only the best prank ever! Marauders era clearly Please read! The summary doesn't do it justice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 6,363 - Follows: 1,915 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 447 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
We That Are Young by Stoplight Delight reviews
It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 277,131 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Burning Down the House by little0bird reviews
Some things come easily for some people. Then, there's Ron and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,070 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9370 - Favs: 7,647 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shrinked! by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tree Houses and Daisies by little0bird reviews
Ron and Hermione in the weeks after they return to the Burrow.DH spoilers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,621 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 17,157 - Follows: 5,998 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 899 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 7,861 - Follows: 4,736 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Courting Dobby by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lucius Malfoy has to deal with one or two rather serious problems. His dismissal from the Board of Governors, a rogue Houseelf who knows too much, his shambolic PR... and oh yes, his irate wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prince and the Troublesome Maiden by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ever wonder how Shikamaru's parents got together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 1,018 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 747 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Paperwork Ninja: A Day in the Life by KrakenMo reviews
The Paperwork Ninja survive a typical Wednesday. Which are better than Tuesdays. Best not to ask about Tuesdays. Various Jounin start an avalanche without realizing whose wrath they have incurred. Contains Hetero & Homosexual relationships, DEAL with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 770 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,027 - Follows: 1,338 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 200 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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The Second Coming Of The Yellow Flash reviews
Naruto abandons Konoha at a young age. See how this changes his life completely. Naruto is 20 at the beginning of this story. Intelligent Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,018 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Blond Demon reviews
Naruto meets Kurama when he is 4 years old and they come to an agreement. See how this changes Naruto's life completely. Intelligent Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,017 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U.
What If? reviews
A series of short drabbles based in the Harry Potter universe. Each chapter explores a set of events which could have occurred in the main storyline but didn't. Read the story to understand better. Rated T for profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Harry P.
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