Favorite quotes:

"But Casey, didn't you learn by now that I'm the exception to ALL rules?" - LWD (SO Dasey-material!)

"Wa..you just spent 7 years on MacGyver and you can't figure this one out? We got belt-buckles and shoe-laces and a piece of gum - build a nuclear reactor for cryin' out loud! You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick now you're Mr. MacUseless...Dear God, I'm stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!" (Amanda Tapping ladies and gentlemen claps loudly she's awesome, isn't she? search youtube for stargate 'Solitudes blooper' or 'Funniest Stargate SG1 Prank' - you have GOTTA see this! Here's the link if you still can't find it, or to lazy to search XD : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0)

(For those who didn't get the joke above, or don't watch stargate but wanna enjoy the 'private, reserved for fans' joke: The man she's talking to is Richard Dean Anderson who plays Colonel Jack O'neill, but also played MacGyver when he was younger, so it's actually a prank on his account.)

"The word 'politics' is derived from 'poly' meaning many, and 'tics,' meaning blood-sucking parasites."- Larry Hardiman

"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone movie by JKR)

"The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution" (same movie)

"Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself" (same movie)

"To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever"
(same movie)

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends" (same movie)

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."- Jules Renard

"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these three categories causes cancer in rats." - Anonymous

"To be a hero meant to be loved, but to never love. The danger was just too great." (BenxGwen fanfic)

"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth" - Sherlock Holmes

"If everyone cared and nobody cried

If everyone loved and nobody lied

If everyone shared and swallowed their pride

We'd see the day where nobody died" (Unknown)

If Voldie ships H/Hr...then call me a Deatheater

Harry/Hermione was too hot and serious for canon anyway

Favorite bands
Linkin Park (I love all their songs)
Backstreet boys (they have great songs, and besides Nick is kinda cute)
Evanescence (they're great too! and they have hot songs)
Blink 182 (you should check them out if you don't know them yet)
Cascada (The songs kick @)
Counting Crows

Favorite Pairings (It's a loooooooong one)

Elsanna (Frozen)

Justin/Alex (Jalex) (WOWP)

Lok/Sophie (Huntik)
Dante/Zhalia

Ben/Gwen (Ben 10)

Derek/Casey (LWD, DASEY FOREVER!)
Lizzie/Edwin

Michael Ripley/Samantha "Sam" Seaver (Ripley's Believe it or Not! '90 Cartoon)- Oh they're adorable! They were actually doing pretty well on their own until the show got cancelled *sigh* BTW - I I sent a request to to add the show on here! It's under Cartoons if anyone's up for writing a fic about them...

Angemon/Angewomon (Digimon)

Jack O'Neill/Samantha "Sam" Carter (Stargate SG-1, and yeah Jack I wrote it with TWO "L"s XDD)

Tomoyo x Tomoya x Kyou (Clannad, and NO, I don't believe he should be with Nagisa, she may be cute, but she's not the one for him!)

Mahado/Mana (!) (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Yami/Anzu(Tea)
Joey/Mai
Seto/Serenity
Seto/Ishizu/Isis

Van/Fiona (Zoids)
Irvine/Moonbay
Raven/Reece

Kim/Ron (or Kim/Ron/Shego) (Kim possible)

Pan/Trunks (DBGT)

Adam/Teela (He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe, 2002)
MAA/Sorceress

Sesshomaru/Rin (Inuyasha)
Inuyasha/Kagome
Mirouku/Sango

Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter, like duh!)

Zee/Ro (The Zeta project)

Light/Misa (Death Note)

Shredder/April O'Neil (1980 TMNT only!)

Samatarou/Tenko (Kamisama Kazoku)

And check-out my fav' authors.
I don't choose them for nothing.
Their fanfics are great!

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

11. You check your profile every ten minutes.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no frickin way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't Paper do this to Scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't Paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody.
A Rock would tear that motha up in about 2 seconds.
When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Funny slogans:

Beer - now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive

If your feet smell
and your nose runs,
you're built upside down.

Stupidity is not a handicap - park elsewhere!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

Favorite Sayings:

1. Part of loving someone is knowing when to let them go...

2. All that glitters is never gold

3. The worst sicknesses aren't malaria or swine flu...it's the feeling of being unwanted.

4. Sometimes you have to fight...sometimes you have to give up...but sometimes it will work out on their own.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.

Never go to bed angry. - Stay awake and plot your revenge!

Oh Lord, give me patience. And give it to me now!

CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Dad’s New Wife, Robert

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she's having a bad day Hug her tight and whisper in her ear, "You're beautiful."

When she steals your favorite hoodie Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

-Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care.

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