PineappleGrenade
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Joined Mar 27, 2005, id: 783655, Profile Updated: Mar 30, 2010
Author has written 24 stories for Rocky Horror, Young Ones, British Comedy, Doctor Who, Mighty Boosh, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Dragonlance, Mario, Ashes to Ashes, Lost In Space, Sims, Elder Scroll series, and Maleficent.
An Invitation by Masquerading as Quality reviews
The Christmas Eve Royal Ball is approaching, and Princess Aurora is not looking forward to the latest in a long line of exceedingly dull attempts to marry her off. Desperate for a bit of excitement, she extends an invitation to the wicked fairy Maleficent. "Well...that's very nice of you, dearie," Fauna tells her. "But I don't think she'll come." [AU, Femmeslash, One-shot.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 93 - Published: Dec 26, 2013 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
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How To Kiss: Maleficent Style reviews
"That's not how you kiss a princess, you fool!" Maleficent exclaimed, striding from the shadows. "This is how you kiss a princess!"
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: Jul 9, 2014 - [Aurora, Maleficent] - Complete
Remind Me To Smile reviews
Sometimes, Master Bruce, I don't know who you are anymore." And then mobsters start turning up dead, along with old and new foes; but Batman finds that before he can know his enemy, he must first find himself again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Jul 26, 2012 - Published: May 19, 2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Me and Lydia are, like, Best Friends reviews
The love a dovahkiin feels for his Lydia and the trouble they get themselves in to!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jul 21, 2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Love The One You're With reviews
A Sims Medieval fanfic. When bloodletter Merylana sees the spy Irfan coming to visit her, she has no idea of the trouble he is bringing straight to her door!
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: May 14, 2012 - Published: Apr 29, 2012
Know Thyself reviews
The Robinson party are in trouble as usual, but this time it appears that their only chance of survival is Doctor Smith! Can they trust him to save them, or will he be too preoccupied by his own problems? Set during Season One
Lost In Space - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Oct 28, 2010 - Published: Sep 20, 2010 - Complete
Can't Stand Losing You reviews
Set after the finale of season 3. Alex discovers she has no time for a pint at the Railway Arms - there's still one more job left to do.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Aug 30, 2010 - Published: May 31, 2010 - Complete
Heathen reviews
Alex Drake may think she has escaped the past but what she doesn't realise is that the past hasn't finished with her yet.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: Jun 28, 2009 - Published: Jun 12, 2009
The Three Mariokarteers reviews
Set in the Mariokart Wii game. A strange and troubling series of events leads to King Boo and Waluigi going on a quest to find Peach at the request of Luigi.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 2, 2009 - King Boo, Waluigi - Complete
We Could Be Heroes reviews
Gotham, the city that never sleeps because it is afraid of nightmares. One man has taken it upon himself to protect Gotham from her nightmares, but he can't even save himself from his own; the nightmare that wears the face of a clown.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Mar 30, 2009 - Published: Nov 29, 2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Case Of The Unsolvable Riddle reviews
Could this be the end of the Dynamic Duo? Have they at last met their match in that plundering Prince of Puzzles, the Riddler? Find out the answers in this exciting adventure! Warning: Contains puns that some readers may find contrived.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: Feb 1, 2009 - Edward N./The Riddler, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
From The Inside reviews
-Post TDK- With Joker in Arkham Asylum and Batman on the run, the world as they know it is falling apart. But when they start to experience each other's thoughts they are forced to re-evaluate everything they've ever known.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Nov 6, 2008 - Published: Sep 17, 2008 - Complete
The Most Epic Annals Ever Told reviews
Whilst camping out in a forest with the other companions, Raistlin and Tasslehoff share a very important and secret conversation.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: Sep 28, 2008 - Raistlin, Tasslehoff - Complete
Hurrah for Batman! reviews
Good, clean, old-fashioned fun with a little bit of naughtiness thrown in for good luck. Join Batman and Robin as they investigate a series of strange happenings that lead to an abandoned warehouse. Can they work out what’s going on before it’s too late?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: Sep 14, 2008 - Published: Sep 5, 2008 - Complete
Frankie Didn't Go To Hollywood, The Joker Did reviews
The Joker auditions for the X Factor.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: Aug 28, 2008 - The Joker - Complete
Thinking Outside the Panel reviews
Batman and Joker discuss life as comic book characters.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 9, 2008 - The Joker - Complete
Phantasm of the Dance Hall reviews
Loosely based on the Phantom of the Opera. Howard and Vince set up a private detective agency only to run into a new foe with an old face.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Apr 28, 2008 - Published: Apr 13, 2008
Honey Monster NoNo reviews
You all know what incident I'm referring to.. that advert bearing a certain resemblance to a style known as crimping. This is a fic about how the Boosh boys deal with the thievery. No offence intended to anyone, this is just written for fun. Enjoy!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Apr 7, 2008 - Published: Mar 30, 2008 - Complete
I Got Forever After All reviews
A first for me - a poem. Inspired by Baines's fate at the end of the 'Family of Blood' episode. Hope you enjoy it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: Mar 12, 2008 - Complete
The Episode That Never Was reviews
A metal thing with what appeared to be a sink plunger and an oversized egg whisk in the place of arms was trundling ponderously towards them over the horizon. But there was no time to worry about that now… there were opening credits starting!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: Feb 22, 2008 - Published: Feb 7, 2008 - Complete
The Old Ones reviews
What if the students had survived that fatal crash and gone on to live happy, fulfilled adult lives? Haha, as if. Find out here for one night only!
Young Ones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Feb 1, 2008 - Published: Aug 30, 2007 - Complete
Bird Watching reviews
[BOTTOM] Eddie and Richie go birdwatching in the most noninnocent sense of the word. Fun for the whole family! R&Rers are loved forever.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: Sep 26, 2007 - Complete
Skinny N Hosanna meet Frank N Furter reviews
Those two lovely ladies, Skinny and Hosanna aka Trinny and Susanna, the 'loveable' fashion gurus have decided to pay the sweet transvestite a little visit and teach him What Not To Wear. Hilarity, time warping and innuendos are bound to ensue.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: May 26, 2007 - Published: May 25, 2007 - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
Everyone loves ice cream... But the only problem is getting it without money.
Young Ones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: May 13, 2007 - Complete
Frank N Furter It's All Over reviews
Frank N. Furter has lost interest in his usual 'pursuits! What ever will happen now...
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: May 20, 2005 - Published: Apr 11, 2005 - Complete