Blondie47hide bio
 Author has written 22 stories for Worst Witch, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, and X-Men: The Movie. She is not fair to outward view Her very frowns are fairer far, Hartley Coleridge I am easily excited for new fandoms and then I write fanfics. That is why you will eventually find more and more different fandoms in my fanfics. I tend to fall in love with characters in power but misunderstood, with slightly evil intentions. Cold bitches, you would call them. If they perform magic, even better. To name a few: Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time), Elphaba (Wicked), Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty), Constance Hardbroom (The Worst Witch) and of course my favorite villains Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. You can also win my heart shipping Sherlock/John, House/Cuddy, Cuddy/Thirteen, Emma/Regina and so on. I ship like there is no tomorrow. |
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Bruised, Not Broken by Fairly Odd New Yorker reviews
Constance and Imogen are two opposites and yet they find themselves drawn to one another ... despite their own personal hardships can they manage to find some common ground and keep it? HB/ID FEMSLASH
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,949 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 11/1/2011 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
53 Things to do When You're Bored in Cackle's by Nic Neptune reviews
Making hanus Facebook Pages of the teachers, Prank Calls, Spin the Bottle Magic Version, Teacher Poker, Impersonating famous TV personalities and getting drunk is only some of what they get up to! I do not own the Worst Witch. R&R appreciated!
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 4/4/2010
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by littlemsgoshling reviews
Shout-out to all you SwanQueens who've liked mishka47's video. This is my take on it. "Regina lives in a palace, is told to be a queen as soon as they find her a proper King to marry and has no freedom to be herself what so ever because of her controlling mother, Cora." Slight emotional abuse (a'duh, it IS Cora Mills we're talking about), has a M rating, because it will be later.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Emma S.
I Hear Those Voices That Will Not Be Drowned : The Cold Song Series by eldritchhorrors reviews
Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,607 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Duck Pond by TisZiny reviews
This is a world without the Silence, without Kovarian, and without The Question. But it is a world of Angels as little Melody Pond learns after opening her eyes to New York City, 1969.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Getting Put Back Together by young wiccan reviews
A terrible thing befalls Mildred during her summer and she falls apart. Can a couple women help her pick up the pieces? Mildred/Constance in a mother-daughter sort of way, the same with Mildred/Imogen and some slight romance with Imogen/Constance.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Mildred H., C. Hardbroom
Closer by Fairly Odd New Yorker reviews
Miss Drill stands up to Mistress Broomhead, and Miss Hardbroom expresses her gratitude. : One-shot episode addition to 'Just Like Clockwork', FEMSLASH HB/ID
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Club Glamour by tigertales reviews
Club Glamour... where the famous and infamous become safely anonymous. MM/HG Femmeslash. Don't like, then please don't read. Rated "M" to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,407 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Cold of Winter Comes by Arwen17evenstar reviews
femmeslash Jadis/Susan What happens when Susan is visited by a mysterious wraith? A wraith that teaches her many secrets and constantly whispers in her ear. Rated M for certain sex moments between Jadis and Susan. READ AND REVIEW!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Jadis the White Witch, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Noticing by SilverTurtle reviews
It's always nice to be noticed. But Daphne isn't too fond of other people noticing her girl.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Velma, Daphne - Complete
Thinking of You by Princess Sammi reviews
'Cause when I'm with him ... I am thinking of you' Imogen reflects on her feelings for a certain Witch. Yep, you guessed it's a Songfic :D Edited 2013 with song lyrics removed.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - I. Drill, C. Hardbroom - Complete
The Walls We Build Around Us by quintessential-logophile reviews
Constance and Imogen are forced to share a room but it brings up past memories for Constance that she's not sure she wants to remember. Final chapters - who will win? Definitely M Rated now folks, you have been warned. R&R
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Imagine If This All Came Down by ClaireAbernathy reviews
In a world of death and decay, Claire Redfield finds herself inexorably drawn to the one person who can make her happy: Alice Abernathy. A look at the evolution of their relationship through four short vignettes. Set from Extinction to post-Afterlife.
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
A Skittish and Gay Halloween by saphique reviews
Witches from other countries are invited to attend Cackle's Halloween celebrations. Constance Hardbroom has something to confess to Imogen Drill. *Thanks to my brilliant beta moon very thin who did an amazing job!
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Constance's Favourite New Word by saphique reviews
Femslash. Constance's addiction is becoming dangerous. Yup!
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Magic by RosieMary reviews
The struggle of Cackle's Academy's non-witch and her desires. Fem-Slash.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
All Souls by aghast reviews
Afterlife Alison gets involved when Robert's boss, Barbara, has an encounter with the spirit world.
Afterlife - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,060 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Barbara S., Alison M.
Save The Hero by Princess Sammi reviews
HB contemplates Heckitty's impending visit. Songfic set before 'The Inspector Calls' Song lyrics removed 2013.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - C. Hardbroom - Complete
Moving On by Marshmallows rock reviews
"If you love some things, sometimes you must set them free." Fenella and Griselda, on the night before they leave Cackles.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Fenella F., Griselda B. - Complete
Frozen by Princess Sammi reviews
Could she ever unfreeze the Ice Queen? One sided love songfic. - Song lyrics removed 2013.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Sleeping Sun by chocomoon reviews
eclipses are a special moment for witches... but for a certain P.E teacher and Potion mistress they are even more... summary are not my forte... rated T just to be sure... :
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - I. Drill, C. Hardbroom - Complete
My Warrior, My Queen by weirdprince reviews
Alice would only be able to admire the perfection before her, to touch it from time to time, to fight for it and love it as any good soldier does for their Queen. ;Alice/Mirana;
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Viva La Vida by The Blue Moon Fairy reviews
A songfic/oneshot set to Coldplay's Viva La Vida. If Amelia was to one day resign, would the out come really be that catastrophic? we will soon find out.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - C. Hardbroom, H. Broomhead - Complete
Under Attack by HB's Legacy reviews
Cackle's comes under attack from a familiar foe. Will they find out who it is in time and why is HB being targeted? Staff and students are pushed to their limits defending all they love, but will it be enough?
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Mildred H., C. Hardbroom - Complete
Storytelling by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Had Hermione known what a cliché it was for a young girl to have a crush on a teacher, she might have been more cautious about giving away her heart. But she didn't know. A story about stories and how we read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G., Neville L., W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete
Camping Connections by HB's Legacy reviews
Miss Drill and Miss Hardbroom femme alla femme developments are forced to overcome their differences by Miss Cackle who sends them on another camping trip with the girls. Mildred Hubble is naturally on hand to help them along the road to resolution.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,077 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2009 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Beyond Barriers by RosieMary reviews
Constance Hardbroom and Imogen Drill. Two Opposites, both in need of something. Warning:femslash. Constructive criticism and all opinions will be appreciated.
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Taming the Harpy by Cranky Crocus reviews
McHooch story. A field trip for the professors to see their favourite team. A bit silly and fluffy, really. Reminds me of the time I wanted to write a crossover with "Taming of the Shrew."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
To a Merry Christmas by Person4 reviews
Belle had never felt quite comfortable in the company of some of the other princesses. Written for a New Year Resolution challenge at the Yuletide fic exchange. [Disney Princessesverse, sort've]
Disney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
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Falling For You (I Mean Literally) reviews
Erik learns a new ability and Charles learns something about his feelings towards him. There's also pizza. Charles/Erik SLASH; XFC Universe
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Where The Story Ends reviews
After they finally come back to their Land, they learn that time works differently across the worlds and the land they once called their own became Westeros, a land of new Kings and Queens. With no way back to Storybrooke, Snow and David settle into their new kingdom and so does Emma: creating a new House Swan with no one else than Queen Regina herself. SWAN QUEEN; Game of Thrones.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
There Is Only One First Kiss reviews
Queen Regina mourns Daniel at the wishing well. Sixteen years old Snowhite interrupts her. Dark!SnowQueen; a bit of non-con kissing
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Regina M./The Evil Queen
The Age Difference reviews
Emma is told just how old Regina really is. SwanQueen; one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Queen, Not Princess reviews
Emma can't sleep and wants to talk. Regina gets over protective over her gown designing skills. Swan Queen Emma/Regina ; established relationship
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
After We Kill The Queen reviews
Prince Charming is about to kill Regina for everything she has caused. Emma does not agree. Everyone watches and Ruby has a good point to raise. Snowing and tiny hints of Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
Rumour Has It reviews
Constance accuses Imogen of being the reason for the nonsense rumours. Imogen Drill/Constance Hardbroom; femslash.
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Almost Fooled Me reviews
River wants to run. She just does not seem to be able to make herself move. River Song/Madame Kovarian; Stockholm Syndrome.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Madame Kovarian - Complete
We Can't Change Ourselves reviews
Minerva chose magic over love at the age of eighteen. From that moment on she dedicated her life to her work. That was until a rather arrogant Harpies captain literally flew into her life. McGonagall/Hooch; Kittyhawk!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Minerva M., R. Hooch
The Lemonade Faucet reviews
The Doctor installed a lemonade faucet in the TARDIS. River…found out in a very unfortunate way. River/Eleven Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Feel Everything reviews
Constance Hardbroom always thought that suppressing her emotion would help her to do her job better. She never realized the terrible consequences it could have. Drill/Hardbroom FEMSLASH. NEW CHAPTER IS UP.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,469 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Love You, Hate You, Want You reviews
Lynne is not a witch and yet somehow Imogen fell under her spell and is smitten with her. Constance, on the other hand, is a witch and can't seem to understand why the only spell she cannot cast is the spell of love. FEMSLASH - HB/Drill/Lamplighter.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Unspoken Moments reviews
Drabbles challenge! Little snippes from HB's life that don't get enough attention or are too short to be included in a long fanfic.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - C. Hardbroom
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned reviews
Set during 3x3: Which Witch is Which? My take on how Miss Hardbroom wanted to solve the situation at first. And why her plan failed. a little bit of FEMSLASH.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Imogen, please! reviews
Sometimes, Constance simply doesn't get it. FEMSLASH. HB/Drill One-shot.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/21/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Ten Reasons Why HB Doesn't Like Mildred Hubble reviews
...and one why she does! / What the title says! No pairings, just for the laughs!/CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - C. Hardbroom, Mildred H.
Dance With Me reviews
There is a senior prom and Constance can't take her eyes off of a certain non-witch. femslash/one-sided
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
She Is Not Fair To Outward View reviews
Imogen patches up Contance's eye 'deleted scene' from 3x06 - The Hair Witch Project . Inspired by the poem of the same name by Hartley Coleridge. Imogen/Constance; one-sided love.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Guilty: so, so guilty! reviews
Someone caused quite a mess in the Staff Room. Griselda and Fenella are found at the crime scene, however, are they really guilty? Femslash ahead NOT Griselda/Fenella! If you know me, you'll probably guess the pairing though.:D
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - C. Hardbroom - Complete
Had Mildred Known reviews
Mildred makes a potion that is supposed to help Maud overcome her shyness. However, HB gets to it first and overcomes her shyness...in a truly unexpected way! Prompt: 'Chain Reaction'; femslash; Drill/HB
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
The Witch's Chamber reviews
Constance found the chamber under the library sooner than Griselda and Fenella did and made it her own. 3x01 - Secret Society HB/Drill One-shot; inspired by Shakespeare
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Warming Up reviews
Set during the episode 2x12 - Green Fingers and Thumbs. What exactly was Miss Hardbroom doing before finding Maud and Mildred outside and shouting 'Stay where you are? Drill/Hardbroom & a shower. FEMSLASH rated M to be safe . One-shot.
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
