The tales of your incompetence do not interest Miranda, so you better learn the etiquette before applying for a job!

Making hanus Facebook Pages of the teachers, Prank Calls, Spin the Bottle Magic Version, Teacher Poker, Impersonating famous TV personalities and getting drunk is only some of what they get up to! I do not own the Worst Witch. R&R appreciated!

People are too quick to judge. Disclaimer: I do not own the Worst Witch.

After their defeat, Miss Pike has planted a bomb on the bus in which Cackle's are taking to Heversham High. Only activated when the speed limit drops below 60mph, it's an awkward moment for Amelia to be in the driver's seat! R&R appreciated!

History repeats itself ... quite literally. As Hecketty Broomhead tries to bring about the downfall of Cackle's Academy and its residents, Constance's life hangs in the balance as she faces the demons of nearly twenty years. While she relives her darkest days, it is up to Mildred Hubble to stop dark-dark forces from consuming the academy, her friends, her teachers and their souls.

A documented account of all the misinterpreted conversations in Cackle's Academy. Written in the form of various oneshots. Different characters involved per chapter, but will be used more than once. R&R appreciated. I do not own the Worst Witch. WARNING: STRONG INNUENDOS

Constance ponders over Amelia's death three years ago.

Why did Constance never stand up to Mistress Broomhead? Was it because she feared her or was it because neither woman could exist without the other?

Constance ponders about how the girls see her, and how she feels about it. Poem not as lame as summary, I promise! R&R appreciated!

A poem from Constance's POV about her mysterious unrequited love of the past. Perhaps strong enough to forever turn her against the "male of the species"?

Constance ponders over her role in life and what her experiences have done to her.

Constance is still haunted by the malevolent Mistress Broomhead: "This is my secret/That I need to tell /I, cursed by a dark maiden/Am still living in hell."

Constance's feelings about Hecketty, both during Witch Training College and ever since.

Mrs. Slocombe has a rant about Mrs. Humphries being too rough with her pussy, and the men's department get the wrong end of the stick. Rated T for inuendos. R&R appreciated. I do not own Are You Being Served? WARNING: STRONG INNUENDOS

Miss Hardbroom walks in on Miss Drill in the shower and things get rather interesting. Warning: Strong Inuendos. :P R&R appreciated! I do not own the Worst Witch.

Heckety Broomhead does not like Spam and Davina cannot take no for an answer. Promise it's funny, R&R appreciated! xD Based on the "Spam" sketch by Monty Python.

A poem from Miss Hardbroom's point of view about how she felt attending school under the iron fist of Mistress Broomhead.