He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

After losing yet another league, Ash get's betrayed by his 'friends' and must train to prove them wrong with his Mary Sue powers just like in every other betrayal story. Rated T for large amounts of sarcasm, satire and NaCl. Mature!Ash MarySue!Ash [Insert Tag Here]!Ash

Téa Gardner lost everything in a single night: her home, her family, her very livelihood. Of all people to help her in this time of need, Seto Kaiba is the one to give her another chance. CH27 NOW UP! (No, really.)

In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]

"We are warriors. We are avengers. We are assassins. We are the Nightmare Children. We are Shame, Death, Loss, Dark, Danger, Wrath, Pain, Solitude, Suffering, Judgment, Tempest, and Unknown. Come on Guardians, try to kill us — try to kill the children you left for dead." [Rated T for teenagers.]

Remember how when you're having an awful day and you just wish your favorite character/actor was there to make it better. This is inspired by A Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detectiveintraining

What has become of Jack after decades of loneliness? Can he still return to the human world? Can he still find the acknowledgement, the admiration, the love he has been searching for for so long? An attempt at a realistic look on Jacks character. Comparably dark and twisted. Dont read if you are easily scared/disturbed. Might be considered M by some. Complete. R&R!

It's hard to be a hero. Luckily for Sidney, he isn't one. But when a demented alien abducts him and orders him to help her save the world, he has no choice but to play along—and in the process, he begins to uncover secrets that throw the past and future of the entire human race into doubt. OT, Unova. [Rev 3 in progress, to be posted someday]

This is a collection of mature stories centered around the Fakir x Ahiru pairing. Each are one-shots and generally unrelated to each other unless otherwise stated. They may range from canon-based, to AU, and beyond. Hope you enjoy them!

MOVED! If only Amu could be a little better, her parents would stop hurting her. Ikuto has to protect his sister at all costs, even that of his body. A lot of bad things happen in this world, but can the silence be broken? AU. Child abuse and rape. AmuXIkuto. (70 Chapters.) MOVED!

N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.

JesusxJudas.

The Diary of iCarly

When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*

For Judy. Yuugi needs to take a phone call, but Atem has other ideas. Puzzleshipping.

[AU] I am a warlord, a dictator, a king who has absolute power and control. And she is a mere servant. She's worthless, an expendable pawn. My minion, oh how I hate her. And yet I am still madly in love with her. [Myotismon POV]

Sakurelle is the last of a race of Mary Sues persecuted for their canon spoiling customs. Bakura and Malik plan to use her to obtain the 'eighth Millennium Item' that often accompanies Mary Sue plots. And Kaiba...he just doesn't want to fall in love.

Jonouchi and Honda have Valentines. Great. Anzu, she wants to get her homework done. And dangit, why's the Other Yuugi have to be stuck in the middle of it all? One-shot

COMPLETE! Trainers are mysteriously vanishing. Someone, or something, is on a violent kidnapping spree. When Gary Oak becomes the newest victim, Ash and his friends are determined to find out what is going on.