Dear God, what were we thinking when we wrote half of these?! As of now, all of or stories are undergoing revision or being rewritten.

Kaizoku No Seikatsu! Fav. Quotes

"There's nothing more beautiful than the world, than, perhaps, the freedom of it!"
- Captain Ritsu Kasadona

"Erm," Ritsu said intelligently.

"You haven't explored this wonderful piece of nature! It's such a wonderful place filled with all sorts of dangerous, man-eating creatures and poisonus plants and a large run-down palace of epic porportions!" - Tamaki Suoh
"Dangerous, man-eating animals? Please, the only animal I've seen is a harmless litte bird." - Ritsu

"Idiot," - Ritsu
"How did you get down here?" - Tamaki
"We took the steps!" - Mitskuni Huninozuka

"Mitskuni! Rip my skirt off!" - Haruhi Fujioka

"Oh great now there's an angry lady after us. Shall we go before she catches up?" - Ritsu

"Where're we going?" - Kaoru Hitachiin
"No idea," - Ritsu

"Zoro! Come back! You can stay! We're getting all the guys except for Usopp together for a party!" - Aro and Dreamy
"We're busy!" - Zoro
"There's booze." - Aro
"Let's go." - Zoro

"We can sell him for food. He'll catch a pretty penny." - Ritsu
"I dunno," - Haruhi
"There'll be fancy tuna!" - Ritsu
"Get him!" - Haruhi

"Senpai, What were you told about throwing people?" - Haruhi
"Don't do it," - Tamaki

"How dare you, you pervert!" - Tamaki
"Pervert? Where do you get off calling me a pervert?" - Kaoru

"Noooo! My darling Haruhi has been kidnapped by the canabilistic islanders who think she's a sea godess in human form and intend to eat her to free her from the earth!" - Tamaki

"Haruhi's a big girl, she'll take care of him." - Ritsu
"Then why the hell are we running!" - Kaoru
"He had a gun." - Ritsu

"So you attacked her because of a cat?" - Kyouya Ootori

"What about my brother? And Haruhi?" - Kaoru
"Oh yeah, Forgot about 'em. Let's go!" - Ritsu [walks out of the cave]
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Wha-" - Kaoru
[Ritsu runs back in]
"Never mind! I'm going to take that nap now!" - Ritsu

"When did that get there?" - Tamaki

"Medical fees?" - Tamaki
"Yes, She was knocked unconcious by one of my men." - Kyouya
"Bastard! How dare you hurt a lady! - Tamaki
"Miss Fujioka has made a full recovery. I see no reason to be upset about the incident." - Kyouya
"The hell you don't! No matter who you are, how powerful you are, you should never strike a lady!" - Tamaki
"You know, if he wasn't so angry, I'd be annoyed by his sexist thoughts." - Haruhi

"Great, If he wins, he gets to gloat. If he looses, we die." - Ritsu

"You're right! We've still got the treasure!" - Ritsu
[Crack! The Boija splits in two and sinks]
"Uh," - Kaoru
[sobbing] "We're doomed." - Ritsu