Ouran Files: Project Notebook

"Flame-kun, the target has been spotted. Over"

"Roger that Phoneix-kun. Bunny-senpai, do you copy? Over"

"Hai, Phoenix-chan! Over."

"Good. Wolf-senpai? Over."

"Yeah. Over"

"Roger that. All agents are in position. Prepare to set project Notebook in action. Over."

"Hai, Phoenix-san!"

"What are you guys doing?" a new voice asked.

"Haru-chan!" came the delighted reply.

"That's not an answer."

"It's a secret."

"Whatever,"

"Alright! You've convinced me to tell you our plan!"

"I don't really care."

"SO MEAN!" came the identical replies.

"Get over it."

"Haruhi is so cruel!"

"Don't talk about your sister like that!"

"Go away, Tono."

"Senpai, come out of the corner."

"Yes, darling Haruhi! Why are you all hiding behind the couch?"

"We're on a mission, Tama-chan!"

"Ooooh! Can I help?"

"No,"

"Why?" he asked tearfully.

"Fine then, get over here!"

"Yay!"

"You're all idiots."

"Come back Haruhiiii!"

"Gah! Let go of me!"

"Join the dark side! We have fatty tuna!"

"...alright."

"You need codenames,"

"How about Wisteria and King?"

"Perfect!"

"Right then, these are for you!"

"Why do we need walkie-talkies?"

"Communication."

"But we're right next to each other."

"So?"

"Never mind," she sighed.

"Okay then, let's go!"

"CHARGE!"

Kyouya Ootori stared at his fellow Hosts. Tamaki, the twins, and Hunny had leapt out from behind the couch and run towards him, a look of excited determination on each of their faces. Haruhi was being dragged along with a mix of bewilderment and annoyace on her face. Mori was tagging along with his traditional blank look.

"GET THE NOTEBOOK!" Hikaru and Kaoru shouted, diving at him.

Kyouya calmly took a step to the left and walked out of the room.

"He's gettting away!" Hunny cried, running after him.

"Let's go guys!" Tamaki yelled, running after his best friend. Haruhi sighed as he pulled her along, wondering how she got herself into these situations.

A/N: This was made on a whim. Points to those who can figure out who's who. We might turn this into a little mini-series.