hey everyone, I hope you all enjoy reading my stuff, here's some basic information about me

Country- Scotland, United Kingdom.

Star sign- Aquarius... I'm never more at home than when I'm near water... particularly ice

Authors notes

OK so I've started a new multi chaptered LILEY story called "our lost summer?" and have decided to make a play-list to go along with it. if you want to listen to it the link to my you-tube channel is underneath this...WILL POST ONE NEW SONG PER CHAPTER

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=EE73529589B0684F

thanks for reading everyone, i hope you like my stuff.

okay, so this is for anyone reading my Lizzie McGuire fic "Return to Rome: Two Years Later"

I just realised that it may be slightly difficult to imagine the difference between the two characters once we get into the actual story since they are essentially the same person lol...so here is a quick link to a picture i found and moved into my photo-bucket to show you the differences of how I imagine Lizzie and Isabella to look :)

http:///albums/tt278/becca301x/lizzieisabelladistinctionpics.jpg

Profile stuff:

Futile war

The path is unforgiving as the child marches on,

It's feet are cut and bleeding; as it stumbles, trips and falls,

Its back is blinding agony as it is pulled roughly to its feet,

Its hands a torn and bloody mess- but the child afraid to weep.

His arms a bruised and battered tale,

Her face is badly scarred.

Yet still the child marches on; its life is in their hands.

The men a ruthless, evil lot- worse you could not find,

Force on this broken tortured child- through a landscape full of mines.

In the distance, a bomb explodes: screaming splits the sky.

Another child begins to cry as its hands are harshly tied.

Another casualty of a futile war- but of a slightly different kind.

Poem- Futile War by Martha Aire

if you want war and child abuse/slavery to stop, copy and paste this poem into your profile.

Soulmates

Soulmates are not defined by the laws of the flesh,

They are an entity above humanity- everlasting and immortal.

There are no limits or restrictions to a soul,

They will follow no course but the one to find their match.

A soulmate can be a best friend, a lover, a brother or sister

They are undeterred by the ways of this world.

They are a wild, free and never ending force- a higher being

A soulmate; once it has found its match will never bow to the confines or rules of society

A soul is the one true voice we hear,

it is the freedom that we scream for with our heart

and the instinctual wonders that we search for with our minds.

True soulmates, once found will never allow:

any person, opinion, obstacle or humanitarian concern stand in their way or diminish their bond.

They are immortal, everlasting and together always no matter what the lifetime.

Soulmates- by Martha Aire

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"