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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

hellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohello - ATTENTION OVER HERE PLEASE AND THANK YOU - hellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohello

1) OMG. I SUCK.

the first of many reasons why i have not updated mah stories. dearies (those sweet few of you reading) - i am TRULY DEEPLY sorry. i've recently developed a life. like, i actually have friends now. like, omg wtf, i'm not kidding. because of this, i've had less time to sit on my bed with my laptop propped on my knees, reading and writing and generally being an all around dweeb. what spare time i do have, has been spent writing stuff of my own. stuff that i am INCREDIBLY delighted with. no joke. i'm, like, so in love with myself right now.
anyway.

nothing is being abandoned. nothing is going on hiatus. i just might be posting NEW things, and not bothering too much with the old. or something. so.

send me violent pms? purty please?


Git up, git out and git something
Don't let the days of your lives pass by
-Outkast


me = young and pretty. a fuck-awesome singer/actress/domestic helper outer. obnoxious (and like i ain't even kidding here yo). total music snob. srrsly. all i got on the 'ol iPod is indie and classic rock and singer/song writer. plus random 90s/80s tunes, and a wee bit of old hip hop.

i'm also BAD. YOU KNOW IT. UH HUH.

(kudos if you spot the reference.)

I'm not the most talented writer in the world, and I don't plan on trying to gain the title. I write cuz I love words and for that feeling you get when everything just flows perfectly, and because Twilight's funny, and because the good fic round here far surpasses the original context - and that makes me happy and proud that I've stuck around.

holy shit holy shit. normally, i despise The Killers. Then i heard: "All these things that i've done".
omg. yes. that is like. my life. omg.

"another head aches
another heart breaks
i'm so much older then i can take"

have you noticed that i like chatspeak? lol wtf gtg ily

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Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5123 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5761 - Favs: 6,838 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5294 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
The UGLY TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BLANKWARD by gallantcorkscrews reviews
This groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
Wayfaring by gallantcorkscrews reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cursive by apocalypse cabaret reviews
It was the handwriting that gave him away. Go figure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Strangers by Joyvis reviews
In which Edward is an intern, Emmett has a medical degree, Jasper is a male nurse, Alice and Rosalie have a strange condition, and Bella is dragged along for the ride. Six lives shall never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Over Spilled Milk by apocalypse cabaret reviews
There's no use crying. AU. All Human. In which Edward Masen isn't a stuck up jock, Emmett McCarty isn't a transvestite, Alice Brandon isn't ADHD, and Rosalie Hale isn't glued to her mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Really, I'm Not Interested by LadyVendetta reviews
Evie, a music journalist, suffers multiple encounters with an incorrigible vampire. Chaos ensues.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,417 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic by In A World Of Hurt reviews
AU. Three counseling sessions every week. Five people. One Isabella Swan and one annoying, arrogant Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Iris by Lilith Filth reviews
Flicker. Flutter. Fade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Don't Get the Wrong Idea by shades of live reviews
Insomnia's crumby. A thritysomething Holden takes some time out of his night for a smoke and proceeds to think of his job, wife, and all the other great things in life. Please take a look and review!
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
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Choke On Self reviews
Bella's an amnesiac with people problems, back from Phoenix after a five year vacation. Edward's her ex best friend, and shocked to see her back in town. She sucks at coping, and he's hot. "Whatever you bring to the table, whatever you got, I can meet.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,771 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sleepers reviews
We met on the subway." The Brit and the Poet. The lost, the lonely, the city, his cigarettes, her thumb nail. One look and two smiles and three weeks. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
INSINCERE WAKE UP CALLS OF THE GIRLFRIEND NATURE reviews
Bella drags Edward out of bed monday morning. “Baby, seriously, we’ve got assholes to tolerate for six hours today. Get up or we’ll be late for the douche bag congregation where everyone brags about what European private beach they rented.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Final Dance reviews
“Bella,” he whispered. “Yeah?” “I have to tell you something.” “After this song. I love this song.” “No. Now. Before I lose the nerve.” We always were horrible at goodbyes. Oneshot, All Human - now a two shot . . . cause I couldn't resist. XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete