Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-

Light is a being of intellect, not of instinct; however, he may be starting to understand that the two are not mutually exclusive. While he struggles to define himself in an unjust world, a new Kira holds society - along with a couple other valuable things - hostage. (Omegaverse AU. L/Light, Matt/Mello/Near, and others.)

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

spock and bones start the fight of the decade. this is pure crack, so just have fun!

After an international tribunal condemns nineteen-year-old Light Yagami to death, the Kira Task Force must come to terms with the fallout of the case...and with Light's surprising last request. (major character death)

After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. Complete.

Morinozuka Takashi, the wild host type of Ouran Hostobu, has hidden feelings for his kouhai, Fujioka Haruhi, who happens to be the natural host type of the club. Will it end happily once he confesses to her? Or will complications follow? Venture through the development of their relationship, as people try to separate them apart. [Complete] - SEQUEL IS UP!

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.

Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*

In which Bofur trys not to scare Bilbo away with his bluntness and trys not to keep his feet on reality.

His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

Sequel to "Promise to the Living". Sherlock, John, Mycroft, and Lestrade investigate the devil's reappearance in Devon County after 160 years. What they find out places their lives- and John and Mycroft's relationship- in jeopardy.

L puts Light under hypnosis during the Yotsuba arc trying to get at the gaps in his memories and comes to an unsettling conclusion. Implied L/Light.

A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.

There were many things Mindy Macready had yet to master handling when it came to "normal" life issues...Todd Hayne's crush on Hit-Girl being one of them. One Year Post Movie

Just when Sherlock and John are falling back into the old routine after being kidnapped, chased and almost killed, several surprises turn up at their door and once again, events spin out of control - with one difference. This time, they're MI6.

Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.

Aang's draining of the FireLord's power had unexpected results. Zuko strive to contain the fire within, searches for his sacrifice. Sokka tries to find a place in a world of benders. Warning PLOT, Angst, BDSM, Slave, rated M for reason. I own nuts

Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students. Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin

Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.

AU, slash, A/M, When someone new comes to court, it's up to some of the more seasoned people in Camelot's court to take them aside and explain a few rules...about Merlin.

GLaDOS begs an elderly Chell to see reason. Forever is a long time to live, and she doesn't want to live it alone. A fic for Valentine's Day. Warning: Contains so much fluff that some subjects may experience static cling.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Tragedy strikes in the Nekozawa household and Umehito finds his world tumbling into a deeper darkness than he thought possible. Can an unexpected person show him that it's okay for everyone to be a little afraid of the dark?

When he can't figure out how to proceed in his relationship, Sheldon goes to Leonard for help. Enjoy! Sheldon/Amy fic. Will be three chapters long!

A Songfic based on the song by Disturbed. When Nellie begins to show signs of abuse, Toby is the only one who can rescue her from her husband.Rated T; Warning; abuse!

A visit from Leonard's mom takes an unexpected turn and the effects are far-reaching. Ultimately a slash between Sheldon and Leonard but the first chapter is just Sheldon and Beverly.

When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.

Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH

When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.

NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU

Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.

ON INDEFINITE HIATUS! With his imprint finally accepted by the one he imprinted on, Jacob Black is looking forward to getting to know his once rival and progressing their still fragile relationship. Basic Imprinting sequel

SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.

Someone has slipped Professor Snape a Love Potion, but for whom? And it isn't necessarily a girl...The Gryffindors are fed up with Snape treating them badly and decide to teach him a lesson. But what happens when their crazy plan spirals out of control?

Aww what a cute ferret!" Then scooping Draco up carried him to the Gryffindor commonroom.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

When they were obliged to take their host's truth serum, neither Jim nor Spock had considered what kind of "truth" they might reveal to one another - or to themselves.

Summary: Set during the 2007 movie, after Sam has purchased his car but before he knows exactly what he's gotten into. Strange things are happening in Sam's life. As per normal. Sam/Bumblebee

Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...

Norrington needs a quick solution to the Jack Sparrow problem, and Jack discovers that the Caribbean he once knew is gone. The deal they make could solve both their troubles, or it might be the worst mistake of their lives. Jack/Norrington.

Being Iron Man isn't as glamorous as he expected it to be, so Tony takes some drastic measures. Part 3: Rhodey's getting nervous; after 3 days, Tony still doesn't want to go back to the 21st century. Can a Pepper Potts look-a-like help?

Raj and Penny find themselves alone with no liquor and only one way to communicate.

Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.

Much to Sam's dismay, college is actually boring. It's a good thing Bumblebee is his boyfriend...er...kind of. Bumblebee/Sam Witwicky

In which Merlin is an awkward and clumsy art student, and Arthur is his nude model. One-shot. SLASH!

All Arthur wants is to buy a bloody drink. But Merlin Emrys, officially the worst shop assistant in the world, seems to be doing everything in his power to stop him from doing just that. And Arthur is not amused. One-shot. Slash!

In the hours, days, and weeks following the final battle, can one tentative relationship emerge from the ashes? A Ron/ Hermione one shot, prequel, canonish type of story. NC-17 please!

AU off the Hitchhiker's Guide. Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself 'Spock'. What does one do with an android? slow!K/S

An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.

Modern Day AU: When Gwaine has to be out of town for Valentine's Day for his job, Merlin is inclined to forswear the whole bloody holiday. However, he gets an interesting surprise when he gets home.

JD and Dr. Cox are both stuck working overtime on Valentine's Day. But when one of them confesses to a hunger that must be satisfied, things take a turn for the unexpected. JDOX Warning: Lemon

/"Hold it!" Light yelled. "I'm not yours, L you shouldn't provoke her even if it's for fun, and if anything I would be on top!" /After being labeled "gay" L and Light have to go to America to accept an award for stopping Kyosuke Higuchi, aka Kira. LxL MxM

Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

HPDM slash. The Unspeakables have invented a device that slows down time, sort of. During its testing in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Draco accidentally set it off. COMPLETE.

SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.

When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?

Negotiations with a new planet turn into a party and Jim gets drunk and is forced to sing. What will he sing and what will the results be? Pure crack fic

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has to keep asking Draco Malfoy for help, and in return, Draco asks only for the smallest of payments: a promise. A promise made on wands. COMPLETE.

Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.

After a fight John goes missing. Sherlock must pick up the pieces when John worst habit picks up again. eventual SLASH. First time fic.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

House/Wilson slash. Wilson's confusion over his feelings for his best friend lead him to desperate measures that begin to interfere with not just his own life, but the lives of those around him as well. Rated M for Mature.

HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.

Jim Kirk is given a chance to change the past. But when he fails his most important mission, it is up to his crew to pick up the pieces. A story of love, loss, and the power of true friendship. Rated T only to be safe. Complete!

Higuchi dies, and Light doesn't regain his memories. Case closed, L offers to take Light along to investigate with him on a new case. AU after Anime episode 24. L/Light fluff within, and fun cameos from the Wammy's House crew. SEQUEL UP.

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

Epilogue for Veela Struck. Startling news comes to Harry and Draco from Azkaban. HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".

Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Things would be easier for Draco if his memory worked like other people's. COMPLETE.

2007 Movie-verse AU: The Cube gives life and some in Sector 7 want to play God. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.

Sebastian hasn't always loved cats. -Pre SebaCiel.-

SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.

The concept of liking someone else is not knew; but apparently it's hard to notice when you're emotionally reticent and have no social graces whatsoever. As a result of that when you find out someone fancies you Sherlock can't help but flounder.. One-shot

Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.

HPDM preslash. A moment during a Quidditch game. COMPLETE.

The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE

This was written in answer to a prompt at sherlockbbc fic as I work on Double Trouble, the sequel to Double Date. This is fluffier.

HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.

HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.

John Watson was, and is once again, a broken man.

John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!

Mycroft has a plan to get them together... only he didn't count on one problem in his plan; himself! :D Please read, this is probably one of a few Mycroft/John fics in existence... it means it's rare... was MINE MY JOHN Now an actual fic! FINISHED... :D

In which Mycroft bequeaths a gift unto Sherlock, and John finds it hard to keep his cool. Chapter three: Ambulances. John/Sherlock. Eventual slash.

HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.

Sherlock wakes up with a strange bedfellow and finds that his brain is not working properly. Cue angst and confusion, amongst other things. Sherlock/John slash with Lestrade interruptions. Spoilers for series 1 episode 1.

Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.

What you don't see after the screen goes black! Please read! Sherlock/Watson hinting :D Sherlock's my favourite high-functioning sociopath people! :D Ummm... now complete?

Part Three. Wherein Sherlock isn't really a sociopath, John reaches out and a trip to Edinburgh occurs.

HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.

Maybe the real anomaly wasn't that he, a man with no emotional attachment, cared about John Watson but rather, that he hadn't realized it until now. Spoilers for 1x03. Sister fic to "Easy Decisions" but can stand alone.

And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John

SH/JW. The little details never get past Sherlock, no matter how strategic they may be.

He owed Sherlock a new phone. 1x03 spoilers. Officially dedicated now to rsf who caught my mistake.

Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.

The immediate aftermath, John's POV. SPOILERS LIEK WOAH for the finale of S1Ep03 - The Great Game. You've been warned. (Now Archived to Ao3)

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Having John Watson as a flatmate isn't quite a stroke of luck. One-sided Sherlock/John.

Spoilers for Blind Banker! Sometimes Sherlock needs a 'close-your-eyes' moment too...

Prompt: I want Holmes and Watson to somehow get manacled together and someone's thrown the key in the Thames. Rather that do something sensible, like sawing themselves free screw logic , they concede to spend life trapped together like that. Slash.

Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.

SEQUEL to Come-Hither. The gang ends up at Draco's villa. Adventures and explorations ensue, but amidst these and the hormones that thunder, it is ultimately a battle against time and Voldemort himself.

When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.

A series of one-shots, covering a wide variety of subjects, from comedy to angst, all with a dash of romance. Generally light-hearted. Appropriate warnings in chapters. Minor K/S, nothing TOO explicit. New chapter up!

Drabbles inspired by random prompts or random insane thoughts...most of them Holmes/Watson...NEW DRABBLE - LOCK-PICKING!

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.

A song- in Sebastian's PoV- about his unusual method for carrying around his young master's corpse. -Parody lyrics to SNL's infamous digital short, "Dick in a Box." NOW WITH A MUSIC VIDEO!-

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am, and One Time Watson visited Holmes...I don't think Holmes is doing very well with Watson's absence...LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.

The Master has a very important question. Oneshot, Doctor/Master established.

A story in three parts about the trials and advantages of living with Sherlock Holmes. SLASH.

Buzz collects antiques. Pre-TS3 Buzz/Woody. -Dear HockeyPuck: Congrats, you won!-

HPDM slash, HPGW het. Fourshot. Harry thought he might as well marry Ginny, since he couldn't fall in love with anyone at all. And then he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.

Sequel to "Of Convenience". Entering a new chapter in life is difficult when you're single. As a pair? Let's just say Spock and Kirk are going to have their work cut out for them if this chapter's going to end the way they want it to. Contains MPREG.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. Holmes finally pays attention to the stuff he does without thinking.

Another 5 times fic because I adore them! Holmes is so naughty! Enjoy! Eventual slash...

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

The Joker is still leaving his card at crime scenes, but someone else is leaving a King of Clubs. But when they've been foiled, there is a Two of Hearts and a Jack of Hearts. Not my characters. AU. Some 10/Master. Jack is Jack. Surprisingly light.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. In which arson is recast as romantic.

Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.

A short exploration of Spock's introduction to E. Don't mix Vulcans and MDMA, kids.

Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison

Aang is out looking for food with Zuko and discovers that a little research can go a long way. Set right after Zuko joins the gaang. Hint of Zukaang fluff. If you squint.

Hermes is the Thief of Thieves. And he wants to steal Percy Jackson's heart. That is, if Percy would stop distracting him by asking him to prove he really can steal anything. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots, male Olympian style. Hercy -like chocolate!

When Arthur is tricked into a bet and loses, too late he realizes that he has just lost the most precious thing to him: Merlin

Pairing: L X LIGHT. One day, while taking a bath, Light asks L which he would PREFER: if Light were Kira vs. if he weren't. L's answer surprises Light, and his actions may surprise you! Rated T for naughtyness and a couple swears. Enjoy! I TAKE REQUESTS!

Captain Pendragon commands the U.S.S. Excalibur. Morgana's his first officer, and Gwen's at tactical. Now the only question is whether the ship will survive Ensign Emrys! Mild implied Merlin/Arthur slash, but mainly humour!

Ezio was sulking because, like Leonardo, was drunk. Unlike Ezio, Leonardo made a very affectionate drunk - problem was, he wasn't sitting close enough to Ezio to focus on him. Ezio/Leonardo.

When Captain Kirk is accidentally beamed to the surface of a hostile planet, it is up to Spock and the crew to retrieve him before it's too late.

AU Arthur and Merlin are sailors who share cigarette and a moment, in the shade of the sails aboard the good ship Camelot.

Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.

“I'm sorry.” Jim traces the contours of Bones' face with the tips of his fingers, a feather light caress. “For hurting you. But I just can't do it. I can't do what you're asking of me. And I'm not sorry for that.” - Jim and Bones have a disagreement.

Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.

AU. Even logical Vulcans can be distracted from the most arduous of tasks.

Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.

We know, from canon, that Aberforth Dumbledore blamed his brother, Albus, for their sister's death. We know that Gellert Grindelwald actually killed her. This is a glance at the duel that destroyed their lives.

Jim Kirk had a mission. Jim Kirk had a very important mission. Jim Kirk had a mission so very important, he swore to those around him, that earth, no, the entire galaxy, would implode if said mission was not completed. The mission? To one-up Spock...

A mad dark wizard's curse hits Harry. Harry becomes very small in Snape's eyes. Snape is alive when he shouldn't be and just a little pissy. SLASH. HP/SS. slavery, not D/s but sorta teasing that way. HPB and DH compliant. This Story is now COMPLETE!

Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?

Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.

Surprisingly, nobody welcomed the new-found maturity and unashamed change in Ralph. Oneshot.

READ IT Trust me.

Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leonardo and permutations. AU, where Ezio does not miraculously recover in Roma.

Transporter fail! Spock has been turned into a cat!

Fill for the prompt "I'd really, really love a fic where Sulu and Chekov fall in love without seeing each other first." Needless to say, Pavel Chekov x Hikaru Sulu. Gentle Slash, angst, fluff. Gaila and Pavel friendship. Set during the Academy days.

50 K/S theme inspired, grammar defying sentences.

In which a thirteen year-old Lucius Malfoy ponders and explains the use of lips. One-Shot

Red has a breakdown, and Fletcher's freaked out. ...Not really slash, but could be pre-slash I guess?

Arthur and Morgana are best friends and both are gay. Morgana has a thing for Gwen whilst Arthur is drawn to Merlin and vows to have him in his bed. Morgana bets Arthur Merlin will never sleep with him and he's determined to prove her wrong. A/M M/G slash

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Drama, Angst. The more unpleasant side of the Bleeding Effect. "Shaun told himself he didn't care. Wasn't worried or concerned or almost out of his goddamn mind with the fear of what it could mean when he found Desmond collapsed in the hall."

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

5 things Jim Kirk learned about Spock and 1 he already knew. Chapter 2 is up - 5 things Spock learned about Jim and 1 he already knew. K/S

After the boat trip from Forli to Venice, Ezio thinks he may go mad from the forced proximity with Leonardo. Ezio/Leonardo slash. Short.

Spock is turned into a cat after visiting an alien planet! Featuring: Kitty!Spock! Rated for low to occasional minor language. Slow building Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE!

Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."

In an effort to understand his friend better, Ezio steals a notebook from Leonardo.

Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.

Slash. It’s Christmas time, and The Enterprise is taking thirty families from Terra 6 to their new home. Dr. McCoy wants the children to have the best Christmas ever, and so he enlists everybody’s help. Even Spock's.

At first glance, it's a Russian accent. At second glance, it's a lot more than that, as Sulu learns.

L's subtle observations of Light made him realize just how dire the situation would become. L knew then that Light's greatest power was not the ability to kill but the ability to ensnare the enemy. L-centric. L/Light. Shounen-ai, One-shot

Light is given three days in which to find a reason to remain alive. If, at the end of three days, he has failed to do so, he will die. Sometimes, it is possible to look too hard and not see what's in front of you. L/Light slash.

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

Humans are always surprised to see that Spock's dæmon hasn't settled. Kirk/Spock slash

Jim and Spock have been together for quite some time. But now something will get in the way. Will this destroy their relationship or bring them closer? Spirk Slash!

2 fills for the prompt 7 Minutes In Heaven. Sulu Chekov slash

The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.

Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.

Someone over hears that Harry is pregnant. Now the question is, who is the father? Ginny has some ideas. Parings listed inside, one-shot, crack.

It served him right. Sometimes Raj made the silliest of suggestions.

Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.

After this, Leela will never sneak in Fry and Bender's apartment at 3AM...EVER AGAIN. Fry/Bender or Fender slash

Something sinister has happened in Camelot and by all appearances, Merlin is at the heart of it. The young warlock must battle through a mysterious ailment and profound malaise to find an answer that lies beyond magic. No slash.

Jim Kirk certainly should have known better than to drink the alien water, but when had simple logic stopped him before? The result: a most eventful shore leave. Shamelessly K/S, derived from TOS "Wink of an Eye", one-shot.

One Shot / He sees them, they see him. His name's Arthur but everyone calls him "Boo". As he watches, the summers go by and the years end. Even though he hasn't been caught, he's still scared of Nathan. Boo's perspective of the first 7 Chapters of TKaMB.

.... "He is your T’hy’la," he responds, and you feel your heart beat faster than it ever has.

Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, AU, Drabble-ish. Rated for occasional swearing. And then Naruto was around almost every day, and Itachi wondered if Sasuke knew that generally speaking, generally, two men who were 'just friends' probably oughtn't touch each other so much...

Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-

The Enterprise is sent to explore an absolutely quiet and peaceful sector. The crew is slowly going crazy from boredom and looks for new hobbies and entertainments. Contains some dubious shenanigans, bare bottoms, and an novel reason for earning a medal.

L/Light. His no doubt empty rhetoric was cut off, by a finger placed over his mouth.

This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!

Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.

There's nothing like the undead to bring a couple together...Established K&S, progresses to K/S. Rated for language and ZOMBIE VIOLENCE.

Being re-edited. What if Harry had delved a little deeper into Snape's pensieve? What else is the infamous Potions Master seeking to hide from the Boy Who Lived? WARNING: Contains sexual situations of the slash variety. A little plot, mostly sexin

Merlin and Arthur discover their destiny through words and deeds. Arthur/Merlin. WARNING: Descriptive Violence, descriptive m/m sex, angst.

Kirk drags Spock to Iowa with him, on vacation. Spock comes to some uncomfortable realisations about himself and his captain. This is the beginning of an epic bromance. ONESHOT

Slash, J/S. Jim's shift is over, but Spock's is not. He still has a disciplinary problem to deal with, not to mention a pesky doctor McCoy...

For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.

Five times my title was too long for this site... Jim's a disaster area, and the whole of the Enterprise is aware of this fact. Good thing he's got two best friends to keep him out of trouble. Slightly disgusting. Contains much medical shenaniganery.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

Spock doesn't know that all chocolate isn't brown.

What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?

Challenge AU. Slash. One shot. When Ben and Gwen crash land on Earth, Gwen is less then amused that Ben imprints upon Kevin, a human.

Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.

But as of late, Arthur had been sinking into these moods more and more frequently. This had been going on for several weeks now. And it certainly had nothing to do with the fact that Merlin was dying. Except that it had everything to do with that fact.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

Blaise knows Harry better than anyone else, and because he knows, he isn't surprised. Sash. HP/BZ

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

Slash, Spock and Kirk. Spock knows all about Jim's flirting ways and wants to put a stop to them.

- and one that actually wasn't. Rated T for language and adult themes.

...and the ensuing complications. "The only information I have gathered is that doctors do not wear their uniforms and headwear is not necessarily involved." Kirk without a shirt! Doctors out of uniform! Spock in leather pants! BonesUhura, S/K and plot.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

Crackmeme prompt: anonymouse asked for 'tummy love'. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.

A new Starfleet regulation dictates that every First Officer functions also as a relationship counselor. Spock gets ready to answer all the anonymous requests for advice. Kirk/Spock, a little.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.

-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?

An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.

-Kirk!Prime/nu!Spock- Velvet Blindfold asked for this pairing, with nachos. Bloody lunatic that I am, I have provided it. -ONESHOT-

A battle with Azula goes terribly wrong, and now Sokka will never be able to talk again. Not to mention that it’s all Zuko’s fault. No slash, just Sokka Zuko brotherly type bonding.

It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-

It's rather hard to summarise what this fic actually is. One part parody, one part want-to-write-an-Assassin's-Creed-fic, and two parts my experience playing the game. Not to be taken seriously. I'm sure fellow AC gamers can relate...

This is a one shot random fluff-fest with toilet humor, or, the one where Merlin and Arthur are horny and clueless. Plus some misguided intervention from Gaius.

Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight

A distraught Harry tearfully begs Severus to stay. Snarry. Drabble written for Severus Sighs group.

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU

Spock attempts to reconcile himself with his human side while dealing with a most unusual physical malady. Kirk comes along for the ride. Non-slash.

If there was one part of the ship that saw the most action, it certainly wasn't the bridge. not so subtle Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, and Scotty/Bones.

A telepathic Ambassador on a foreign planet informs Kirk that, of the members of the landing party, one of them is in love with him. But who is it? ONESHOT. SLASH.

Kirk has to sleep the whole night, Doctor's orders. But being the restless person he is, he finds himself in the canteen looking for something to eat. Instead, he gets a sweet surprise. Kirk/Chekov, nudity, excessive cuteness. ONESHOT

As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?

This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!

L ponders the meaning behind the label of 'lemon.' And no, he doesn't mean the fruit. LxLight.

Saturday night robberies aren't really how Kevin wanted to spend his evening. Luckily he has the perfect plan to get out of there. slight Bevin

As if it isn't enough that L seems to be the most unapproachable human being on Earth, to also add three psychotic successors trying to remake him completely? Now that is just cruel. Yet when there are no options left... L will take what he can get.

Some things sweeten with age, and Willy Wonka rather likes teenage Charlie Bucket. A collection of Charlie/Willy drabbles. 2005 movie-verse.

A series of stories set during the show, beginning with 'The Boiling Rock. Zuko/Sokka, hints of Sokka/Suki.

L is waiting for Light to return home. The only problem is L's not even sure what he's doing there. He's been dead for two days, and not being able to eat sweets is really starting to annoy him. One-Shot, Yaoi, LxLight.

L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.

Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!

The host club decides to cosplay as characters from a well-known shounen anime… and gets an unusual request. Oneshot, crossover.

They had nine minutes to live, and he still couldn't say it. Slash, involving Chazz, Jimmy, a deep freeze, humour, pneumonia, sex and chains.

“Must you ALWAYS have something in your mouth?” LxLIGHT DRABBLE.

Why haven't you aged?" LxLIGHT. BASED ON THE DOUJINSHI "GOD'S EYES."

Near can't stand the humidity, but maybe Florida has some redeeming qualities after all. Mello/Near.

“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”

Sex, cigarettes, and strawberry jam. LxBBxLIGHT. AU.

Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?

On the voyage home, Anthony saved Todd's life, cared for him during his illness, and became his friend and more . Now, Anthony wants to find a way to stay with Todd. This has become an AU, exploring how this might change the events of the play/movie.

The brain uses sugar. Stupid people don’t use their brains. More sugar means sweeter. L needed sweets. Was it not, therefore, fairly obvious as to why L chose to kiss Matsuda? LxMATSUDA, LxLIGHT.

L Lawliet is a rising opera star with a transcendent voice. Light Yagami is the theater's handsome young sponsor. And who can tell whether the ghost lurking in the shadows is an angel or a monster? Light/L

Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.

A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.

Light wants to sleep. L wants to go and get cake. A small battle of tug of war ensues. LxLight. Probable OOC…

Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.

Nathanial muses about Bartimaeus. Light Nathanial/Bartimaeus. Oneshot.

Birthday fic for L. Yaoi XD

What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."

Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.

I thought I'd try my hand at drabbling, if I can use that as a verb. This will be HouseWilson slash,and sort of sucsessional. Mostly just a lot of back and forth dialog, but I think they're funny.

Very AU! For those who asked for more stories in the same universe as "Encounter with a Squid", this one is set a year earlier. How do Severus et al deal with Harry's emerging powers? Very mild CP; lots of manipulation of poor Severus by naughty Harry

REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.

Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.

Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?

Tokio Hotel: Bill/Tom Kaulitz Bill has a hard time sleeping after a horror movie, so the only logical answer is to crawl in with his brother. Right? Warnings: Twincest, slash

James Norrington woke up, which is always a pleasant surprise, especially seeing as he was supposed to be dead. Sparrington long oneshot of doom.

Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

L! how many times have i told you not to touch the cookies! Drabble, frilly pink aprons, LxRaito, enjoy!

The Joker often wondered what was hidden under all that black Kevlar and latex. Slash! Joker/Batman introspective -Companion to Opposites Always Attract-

One day, whilst investigating, L and Light get into a conversation about bees, the vibration signal and how queenlike Kira is.

Just a little insight at the twisted inner workings of Mrs. Lovett. A bit dark.

Slash. Fenrir/Remus. The night of the full moon, and neither thinks the other knows.

Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.

Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."

The Major gets an assignment he is certain is a veiled attempt by his superiors to get him killed. Eroica gets the chance to be a legitimate art appraiser. Full summary within. Eroica-Doctor Who crossover 5th Doctor

Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.

Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.

Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.

Only Raito-kun would be so arrogant as to assume that L still loved him. LxRaitoxL. Post-Vol. 12.

Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!

YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]

Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?

It is Harry’s birthday, and Severus is unable to make it to the party. Or is he? HPSS established relationship. SLASH! AU after OotP. For Shiva'sGirl's birthday!

Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.

Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17

Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.

While you're here you may refer to me as your Lord and Master. God is also an appropriate title. But I refuse to answer to anything below the rank of Prince. Capiche? Day 2 in the 'Days That Never Were' series. LotTL Spoilers. House, M.D. Crossover

When an angel falls in love with Harry, Snape is forced to reveal his true feelings before this beautiful, perfect, idyllic being decides to stay for good. This proves easier said than done. Featuring: SociallyAwkward!Snape. Humor, romance, preslash

Charlie has an important birthday, but knows he has no hope of getting what he really wants.

Light and L struggle with their desire to defeat the other, but also at the same time long to be friends. Their conflicted emotions make for a complicated storyline and sometimes can inspire both humor and drama. Contains very mild romance.

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.

The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.

Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement. OneShot, Slash.

Chemistry gives Draco some ideas... HPDM, DMHP, slash, nonmagic.

Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.

Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot

House and Wilson meet. Wilson is 15, House is 25. There is slash. I hate to use the phrase, Don't like, don't read, but I want to be very clear here. Jailbait!Wilson inside.

Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Inspired by the Wilson should have a meltdown. conversations at various websites. Why that hasn't happened yet. SLASH

Jason Krystovan remembers a promise that he made to Dorian centuries before while he was a time traveler. The man he returns to finds in 21st century Earth is not the one he expects, nor is he where he expects. Eroica.Doctor Who crossover.of sorts

Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.

Classified

While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.

Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.

While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...

After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru

AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.

In the depths of the subterranean temple, the woman and the predator come to the understanding that despite their differences, they both have the will of a warrior. AVP, Scar and Lex.

SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.

One shot. Chris escapes from Wyatt's dungeons, but was seriously injured by one of Wyatt's demons. Will his frequently absent father Leo come when he calls, or will Chris be left to die?

The discovery of an alien craft buried in a glacier in Iceland triggers a race between UNIT, NATO and the KGB to see which agency can recover it first, even if it means killing to do so. This is a Doctor Who.Eroica crossover & sequel. 4th Doctor

The Major is assigned as contact person to cooperate with UNIT in the recovery of stolen items that are more than just art. This is a Doctor Who.Eroica Crossover story, but don't let that throw you! The Fourth Doctor

When Sam Vimes finds out it's Lord Vetinari's birthday soon, he thinks something must be done. When Lord Vetinari finds he is drunk on his own birthday party, he thinks he must exploit the situation. A game of shocks commences. [Finished]

Someone gets a little jealous when he finds the new Bad Luck music video hidden in his lover's backpack. . . but why? (YukiShuichi one-shot fluff)

What would've happen if that bomb at the pyramid exploded prematurely? BONUS CHAPTER!

COMPLETE - Slash - SSHP Snape and Potter get trapped together inside an enchanted snowglobe of Hogwarts during the holiday season. How will they make it out of there?

Legolas and Gimli make a middle-of-the-night, bedside visit.

SLASH FrodoAragorn. A strange discourse on the evolution of hobbity undergarments, inspired by Frodo's string-tied undies in ROTK.

Slash FrodoAragorn. In response to a challenge to write a story in which Aragorn has a hole in his breeches. Silliness.

SLASH Purely humor. Frodo and Sam discuss Frodo's embarrassing secret penchant where men are concerned . . .

*SLASH* MPREG, complete. I'm joining my other MPREG-writing friends here. Frodo, pregnant with Faramir's child, suffers food cravings that only a hobbit could.

**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS

[Slash] Vimes has to deal with a Vetinari who is hyper, drugged, and horny. HUMOR FIC.

Complete! Marvin needs to get lucky. :D This is something I have been kicking about for a few years now... and I wrote it purely for my own amusement. You, on the other hand, may find it a bit... frightening. *lol*

15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?