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The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
SeaFlowers by Dark Inkling reviews
Spongebob gets a confusing gift from his secret admirer, and he gets the wrong idea! NEWLY UPDATED! Read and Review!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Plankton, SpongeBob
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,001 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Shadow Puff Girls by pokeplayer984 reviews
Rated for increased violence. Mojo jojo and Him team up, and create three evil girls with the same powers as the Powerpuff Girls. However, Him betrays Mojo, and the evil girls are more than they seem. Please R&R.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Him
Insanely in Love by ALERT-PoisonedTampon reviews
The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be? M for rape, gore, language, bunnies, slash, etc. Now complete.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Cheated Hearts by persistentxwishes reviews
ButchxButtercup. 17 years old, finding love and going through more than she can handle. One villain wants her power to help him achieve domination. Will she survive or be his slave? M for drug use and profanity. CHAPTER TEN!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,425 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Buttercup, Butch
75 Things Squidward Hates About Squilliam by Tentacle Kisses reviews
Series of interconnected one-shots detailing the horrendously awkward bond between a certain cashier and a certain multibillionaire. Because in the end, the line between love and hate isn’t nearly as distinct as we’d care to believe. Squidill slash
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Squidward, Squilliam
Instincts by Perfectly Maple reviews
“Dammit, dog, if I’d known you were going to be this gentle, I would have allowed that teenage miscreant to have his way with me.” Brian/Stewie slash, for Poisonetta. Lemon.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Crowns of the Kingdom by Karalora reviews
When a vengeful villain attempts to turn Disneyland's 50th Anniversary from the Disney Family's greatest triumph to their greatest defeat, it's up to Mickey Mouse to set things right and save his many friends from a fate worse than death!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,549 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Heating by EternallyFab reviews
AoStH. In a frigid rainstorm, two robots struggle to find some heat. Scrounder.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Tuxes and Dresses by EternallyFab reviews
AoStH. What happens when you've got two robots, a dance they have to do, and a hedgehog they have to catch? This. Scrounder.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Wrong To Be Right by Burnedtoasty reviews
The man hadn’t even had the decency to go out with a bang – no, instead he had slipped quietly into retirement, leaving that gaping void in the world, in the shape of things long passed.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Mermaid Man - Complete
Let Them Eat Sponge Cake by Perfectly Maple reviews
After his boyfriend's kidnapped, Squilliam goes on a quest to rescue him-with the aide of his boyfriend's best friend, of course. Slash: Squill/Sponge, one-sided Pat/Sponge, a touch of Squid/Squill, a dash of Squid/Sponge, etc.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,848 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Squilliam, SpongeBob - Complete
Squillam's Jealously by Marih Dimitri reviews
SLASH! Squillam has a deep found affection for Squidward. But, Squidward is unsure about his feelings towards him. Is Squillam perhaps the love he needs? Yaoi and lemons.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,244 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Squilliam, Squidward
The Island of Sodor Has Gone Crazy! by Qwwerty reviews
Parodies of newer episodes, in which some strange things seem to have happened both to the laws of physics and to the engines' personalities....
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Demonology by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
HimXBubbles Hibbles : Him wants a child, and so he asks Bubbles to surrogate. Bubbles agrees, unaware that she is bearing the Anti-Christ and Him's next plot to destroy her and her sisters.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Him, Bubbles - Complete
Sonic Insanity by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
You Win by Commander reviews
Daisy Duck is lonely. And maybe just a little desperate. And, in any event, certainly caught up in a certain duck's charm. Two shot.
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
The Switch by DeterminedX2 reviews
Homestar has unwittingly offended Marzipan again, so he decides to go look for someone else to temporarily take his place. Who will take one for the team?
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Foreign Contaminant by DeterminedX2 reviews
Movie spoilers. It's a problem for M-O when his scanner labels everything on Earth as contaminated.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Villain by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
Buttercup is horribly scarred in battle one day. Everyone begins to treat her as a monster, and soon she begins to think of herself as just that. Will she ultimately become the very thing she once fought against... a villain? Please review. COMPLETE.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,354 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Buttercup, Mojo Jojo - Complete
United At Last by Marih Dimitri reviews
Rated T: The big day has finally arrived. A poem from Squidward's point of view. Warning: m/m pairings, Squillam/Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
The Sincere Fraud by Commander reviews
When the triplets' mother unexpectedly returns to the lives of her family, everyone is thrown for a loop. What does she want from them? Does SHE even know?
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,531 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Hypothetically by Perfectly Maple reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Let the Changes be Few by purplewinx reviews
Senior year is here. Tootie must find where she stands with Timmy. Trixie is powermad. Veronica is angry. Timmy is confused about Tootie. And what is it that the new student Taylor doesn't want to share? Oh, the bittersweetness of it all.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Tootie, Timmy
Sunglasses by Anakin McFly reviews
It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Such Movement by Ambitions and Hate reviews
A truth has come out but why ... this? Bart is fearing for his life once again at Bob's hand, but there's something different this time... Short drabble. Bob/Bart
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
ONESHOT.FEMSLASH.Buttercup's POV. Buttercup discovers that Sedusa's seductive spells have a very lasting effect on her. Just when she thinks she's forgotten about the villain, she realizes that her new love interest isn't any better. Please review!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Buttercup, Sedusa - Complete
The Christmas Party by DeterminedX2 reviews
Not to give away a spoiler, but this is my version of a certain something referenced at the end of the episode, "The Secret Box."
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
SpongeBob Writes a Story by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob decides to write a story after an unpleasant viewing experience. However, Squidward's critique is brutally honest.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
To Save Ron by hiddensoullover reviews
FEMSLASH! Formerly Wooing Hermione To save Ron from being killed by his mum when he came out, Ginny and Hermione pretend to be a couple to try and intimidate Mrs. Weasely into accepting it. They just never thought pretending could suddenly become so real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Strong Dad Revealed by Shwoo reviews
Strong Bad discovers the secret of his paternity. Oneshot. Crack.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Unholy Alliance: A Halloween Tale by A.O.Spade reviews
Entry for Halloween Crossover Contest. A small group of Sonic's greatest, or possibly worst, adversaries band together on Halloween night with plans to rid themselves of the hedgehog and his friends, then rule over Mobius! SatAM, AoSTH, SU Crossover.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Rainbow's End by Parsec reviews
A depressed friend moves into Foster's, and the others try to find out what's wrong and cheer him up...
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
In the Bathroom by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob and Squidward are accidentally locked in the Krusty Krab bathroom overnight.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Drive Me Up a Wall! by Commander reviews
SpongeBob FINALLY gets his driver's license... no loopholes, no special terms, nothing! So why does he keep getting into accidents... in the exact same place each time?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - SpongeBob - Complete
Slumber Party by SnakeOfSilver reviews
When Smithers and Burns get snowed in at Smithers' apartment, the two decide to have an oldfashioned slumber party to pass the time, and things get inevitably heated between them. Chapter 10 up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Fairly Odd Sponge by Jeffaplus reviews
It's summer, and Timmy becomes frustrated with his scuba suit while diving on vacation. When he wishes he could just live underwater, he meets a certain yellow sponge and pink starfish! A crossover in typical Nickelodeon style. ON HIATUS
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Timmy
Subconsciously by WLiiAfanatic reviews
For the past few weeks, Squidward has had a lot to think about. May or may not be complete
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007
To Committ the Impossible Crime by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
It's a new day in Townsville. That could only mean one thing for the Amoeba Boys: another chance to prove theselves as criminals. However, their approach to commiting a crime only leaves the three empty handed with one ironic twist.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
The One With All the Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
The Puffs are looking for love, love is looking for the Puffs. There'll be a happy ending, but first our heroes will have to contend with long, pointless bolded AN's, run on sentences, OOCness, purple prose, a bumbling author, and outlandish plot twists!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Just Between Us by TheRealSeaGreen reviews
What happens when our precious younger female Rugrats suffer from separate eating disorders? Whose is discovered and whose only gets worse?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,448 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Kimi F., Lil D. - Complete
Pink by Queen Datsuh reviews
Why is Timmy so hang up on pink? Here's a dark theory.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Time to Spare by Commander reviews
A civil war is tearing Townsville apart, which is the perfect opportunity for Gone with the Wind inspired Mojo x Blossom angst. Please, somebody stop me. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Blossom, Mojo Jojo - Complete
Bubblegum by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
[Original PPG] Bubbles took the last piece of gum and Buttercup will go to any length to take it. Warning: Hints of incest
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Bubbles, Buttercup - Complete
I'm Your Number One Fanfiction by Lady Isla reviews
Summary: The Imaginary Friends discover fanfiction. Will they brace themselves for the horrors inflicted upon them? Please leave a review after reading.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Love Letters by j folked reviews
WIP: Harry and Draco get on a bet of who would write the best love letters. To sort it out, they'll have to write the letters to each other. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Product of a Broken Mind by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
And still I persist in writing Pinky and the Brain fanfics...the Brain, however, is less than happy. WARNING: bizarre, Camp Lazlo inclusive ending. And, yes, the broken mind is my own.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
The Weight On My Shoulders by WLiiAfanatic reviews
OneShot. You never know who you might meet on a slow night. Rating for slight language and some slash
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Great TV Strike by Gambit Gordon reviews
When Mr. Burns takes TV away from all of Springfield, it's up to everyone's favourite yellow skinned beer drinking oaf to save the day. What awaits him? Well, weirdness and OCness, for starters...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,422 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Loved by One by girlperson2235 reviews
One man's death reveals something that another has always longed for... [Oneshot][Smithers x Burns]
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cherries by soulfulsin reviews
[JC] While the boy genius works, his lover watches him and thinks about their relationship.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Refugee by Commander reviews
Perfect memory... is it a blessing? Blossom Utonium would be quick to tell you otherwise. MojoXBlossom
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,871 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - [Blossom, Mojo Jojo] - Complete
User Beware by Dude13 reviews
Or, why it's better to stick to indoor plumbing instead. [Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Frankie, Mr. Herriman - Complete
The Super Chum Bucket by SpongeFan SquareFiction reviews
Based on the Donkey Kong inspired video game of the same title. Plankton stoops down to his lastest low, taking three certain 'things' for himself that the Krusty Krew members each hold dear in some way or another. Time to fight back!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Clark Reveals His True Identity! by jennifer snape reviews
Superman spoof! Will anyone believe that Clark is really Superman? Office mayhem featuring Lois, Jimmy and our hero!
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006
Warmer by Yet-One-More-Idiot reviews
[COMPLETE] Everything feels cold, but I'm warmer when I got you near me. BubblesXBlossom yuri. Now with link to Yuri picture.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,233 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Blossom, Bubbles - Complete
The Brother I Always Had by tere moto the sentry reviews
Spongebob finally gets his license from Mrs. Puff, but one accident proves he wasn't ready. How will this affect Squidward? Don't worry, there's a happy ending.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Like Trying to Touch a Star by Martiangirl reviews
It's the Martian Queen's wedding. Only this time, Marvin's not at all happy about it. Sorry, not exactly a new story. Just one I had posted before and had forgotten about. K just to be safe.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
A New Driver For James by ILuvItachi reviews
James just got a new driver and his cute charm does not go well with her like he thought it would. Will he finally learn to behave? Will he also be saved from her tough disciplinarian clutches? Who will come to his rescue? Tune in to find out. Ch. 5 and 6
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006
Monty Python's Forcibly Revised Flying Circus by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Our favorite Pythons have been miraculously restored to their conditions in the 70s and are pitching a new TV show! But can they conform to the decency codes the BBC now enforce?
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Proposal by Marih Dimitri reviews
Oneshot Shounenai Squillam has something very important to say....but everything keeps on getting in the way. Will he be able to pop the question to Squiddy? This is for Azeri Brazi and Band8PGeek. SquillamSquidward
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
One Sponge, a Courtroom, and a Burger Place by Equus-Forever reviews
The Krusty Krab is sued, and Squidward and Spongebob are ordered to think of a gimmick that will bring the money back. What will happen when SPONGEBOB's idea is accepted? Plot altered. 0923: FINAL CHAPTER UP! READ THE CONCLUSION! A SPONGEBOB SAGAS NOVEL
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Finding Sandy by YellowRubberDuckie reviews
When romance buds between Sandy Cheeks and Sheldon Plankton, Plankton undertakes plot points reminicent of The Little Mermaid. Now finished. Look for the sequel You're Beautiful coming soon!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Hero Worship by Commander reviews
Blossom has a terrible secret... one that proves she's NOT pure good. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2006 - [Blossom, Mojo Jojo] - Complete
Who Needs Roger Rabbit? by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
The story of Roger's adopted daughter trying to cope in the human world when she's been raised to understand toons.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Why You Don't Want Me To Be Your Boyfriend by Geek Squared 1307 reviews
After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, lots of people want to date Harry, but Harry's already in a relationship. Who does Harry love? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
525600 Moments by sweetclouds reviews
[Sonadow] There are 525,600 minutes in a year and every minute is another chance to tell someone exactly how you feel about them.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
It's Funny by jennifer snape reviews
Even though Draco is the taller of the two, they always fall asleep like this....A story about how Draco proposed to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Sunshine by MoreThanACrush reviews
COWRITTEN WITH WANDA WISH! [CosmoxWanda] How long can you last when someone you love is telling you things you don't want to hear?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Wanda, Cosmo
We're Going to Parody Land! by firekid44 reviews
A set of scripts for the Simpsons. All are parodies. Hosted by Troy McClure.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006
Patrick Watches TV by iamacoolguy reviews
A short and kind of stupid fanfic. So stupid it should make you laugh. The title says all Patrick watches T.V.!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Serenade by Marih Dimitri reviews
SquillamSquidward Squidward misses Squillam. Squillam has a suprise for him. This is for Shining Spirit Dragon. shounenai
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
GarfBob SquareField by garfieldodie reviews
Garfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. Uh oh. COMPLETE!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Thinking of you by azera brazi reviews
Squilliam and Squidward think about each other. Inspiration about this couple is from my good friend Marih Dimitri
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
The Amazing SpiderSponge by Jodan007 reviews
After being bitten by a radioactive spider, SpongeBob gets superpowers and fights crime. However, there is something big going on and SpiderSponge is the only one who can stop it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 12/18/2004
Early Present For You by RewoundRosin reviews
Snow can bring more than the cold... Shounen ai. SpongeSquid. Don't like? Don't read.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
An Ill Concieved Plan by Dude13 reviews
There are your good ideas, your bad ideas, and then the ideas borne out of panicked desperation which should never see the light of day, as some of the Foster's residents find out the hard way. [Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Frankie - Complete
Words Enough by Commander reviews
What's it like being the girlfriend of the resident weirdo daredevil performing artist? Camilla can't say. One shot.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Let Me Love You by Creature of Habit reviews
OneShot and Sequel. Pairing:SpongebobSquid. A bit on the dark side but a good read I promise. Rating is M just to be on the safe side. Nothing explicit. Feedback is much appreciated. Originally titled: Stupid
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
The Meaning Of Life, Love, And Socks by GhostHelwig reviews
Double D wants answers, Eddy can't give them, and Ed is a kleptomaniac... Rated T for slash and slash alone.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Undercurrents by soulfulsin reviews
TrixiexVeronica, TimmyxTootie. Sometimes, lies don't work out just the way you want them to.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,820 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Brotherly Love by Black Gargie reviews
I bet everyone has already watch Nickelodeon's version of how CatDog became CatDog, right? Ever wonder it could have happened even before that dream they had? This is my version on how they become the way they are. WARNING: Slash ahead!
CatDog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Squidward's High School Reunion by Skymouth reviews
Squidward wants to impress his old high school cohorts at his reunion. How can Spongebob help? Slightly slashy, a bit more so at the end! Squid angst!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Squidward GAY? by vibegrrl reviews
Spongebob invites squidward over for dinner, but does he soon find out that squidward is gay?NOT DONE BUT VERY FUNNY! this is my 1st fanfic. Ch. 4 is up. I think it's the best yet!nothing to graphic,so if ur sick minded, 2 BAD! any ideas email me, ok? ok!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
Flowers by LadyCulebra reviews
Draco has a plot against Harry Potter. A sinister plot. But will Harry end up being the true victim? Femmeslash. Female!HarryPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P.
17 by keeponwritin reviews
My only love sprung from my only hate. [Slash.]
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Complete
The result of a hard day's work by ladylita56 reviews
Um, this contains SquidwardXKrabs, so don't venture any farther than you can handle.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003
A Fish Called Wanda by Commander reviews
As Timmy impatiently awaits the birth of his baby sibling, Wanda tells him her life story... one filled with drama, romance, tragedy, cliffhangers, and a crazed author...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,817 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - [Wanda, Cosmo] - Complete
The Butterfly by Eboni reviews
A traumatic event in Buttercup's life causes her to have to grow up prematurely.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Buttercup
Egg Nog for Eggman by Falconess reviews
An AoStH Christmas Tale! Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts give their glorious leader a gift, which gets him thinking...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Immortality Syndrome by Parsec reviews
[Warning: this horror fic is rated R for graphic violence!] After one of the girls suffers a gruesome fate, the professor finds a way to quickly revive them...but it has unforseen consequences... [Now includes URL to the comic adaption! (on Chap. 5)]
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,849 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 6/22/2001
Poisoned Soul by Parsec reviews
A drug cartel comes to Townsville, pushing some new drug...will the girls be able to put a stop to it before there are drastic consequences?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,687 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002
An Author's Nightmare by Falconess reviews
I found myself lost in a world I knew everything and yet... really nothing about. Will I ever find the way home? Read on and see! Finished!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Sonic, Scratch/Grounder - Complete
It's A Terrible Life by i am a good fighter reviews
If you were given the power to change your past, would you? Or, perhaps, the better question to ask is...SHOULD you?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Complete
A Beautiful Oblivion by The Rival reviews
My first songfic. Suicide...there is no cure, but can it be prevented? PLEEZ R & R!!!!!!!
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2002
That’s a Really Big Duck by Kwee reviews
Raisin! I speak for the shoes!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2002
Phantasmal Truths by Parsec reviews
Terrifying dreams...strange illusions...something is happening to the girls, but what? [CAUTION: Although this fic is only PG-13, it contains some rather intense scenes nonetheless...be warned!]
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2001 - Published: 10/4/2001
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If Only reviews
If only" a lot of things had happened. Or not happened. Squilliam/Nicholas Withers. Warning for language and potentially triggering content.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Squilliam - Complete
Function reviews
When every man’s a king and every king’s a clown, do societal norms really matter?
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Sonic Upgrade
Two blasts from the past behind a presumed assassination – who wouldn't love the challenge? But beware, for Sonic's pseudo-new adversaries are now more competent, more world-conquest-oriented, and incredibly pissed off. First chapter up. R&R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Scratch/Grounder, Sonic
Universal reviews
They had never been in love before. Until now. And only one of them liked it. Prequel to Tampon Masturbation's "Codependency". SquillBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - SpongeBob, Squilliam - Complete
Chicken Necks reviews
AoStH. Some fascinations just cannot be curbed. Especially not in prison with no other way to pass the time. Scratch/Grounder. Set during "The Magnificent Sonic".
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Mobian Laws Notwithstanding reviews
AoStH. It was almost inevitable that Scratch would find his compulsory study of the legal system fascinating in a kamikaze sort of way. But he’s not so keen on certain laws he is made to memorize because they hit a little bit close to home. Scrounder.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Now With 50 Percent More Family Conflict reviews
As Stan Smith once said, "A man kills what a man loves, before it weakens him". Aliens aren’t exempt from that rule either, especially not those torn between two of them. Roger/Smith het. Significant spoilers for subplot of "The Magnificent Steven".
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
It's The Little Things reviews
2016 is a time of desolation, chaos and uncertainity... Well, OK, not quite, but it is a time of two married cephalopods and their fiesty young daughter. But heh, I take what I can get.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Squidward, Squilliam
Drabble Me Confused reviews
100-word portraits of life in Bikini Bottom, chance occurences and things that may or may not have happened. From angst to fluff, from pairings to canon.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Average reviews
In a world of wizards with powers that can annihilate God and witches with bosoms to match their brains, you tend to gain notoriety for having almost no remarkability whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - OC
Thomas and the Clichés reviews
In which the television series 'Thomas And Friends' in recent times is summed up in a nutshell or five. For those who, as Smokin' Tacos put it, "harken back to the olden days, of when Emily was unheard of."
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008
Don't Tell Me Because It Hurts reviews
Duck Dodgers universe. Commander X-2 did not work his way up from nothing just to have his goal, his girl, his woman, ripped from him at the last second. It's enough to drive one crazy, isn't it?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Depressed Oppressed Obsessed reviews
Duck Dodgers. A day-in-the-life of the Martian Commander...yet not, as even his obsession with his superior struggles to contain his ever decreasing state of mind. Freeform poem; hints of Marv/Queen.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
After8 reviews
For once in his work-life, Squidward was overpaid. Slash. Title has nothing to do with it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Overkill of a Musical Metaphor reviews
Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Good Times, Good Times reviews
Squidward. 15. Charming man, but – let’s face it – insane. Insane over one girl, and hopefully her sweet sweet kisses… Rerelease.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Squidward - Complete
No reviews
I'm not doing it. I can tell. I'm not.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
I Got My Rock Moves reviews
Two universes. Two guys. One motive. One love. Any questions? Homestar Runner/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover, 50 sentence drabbles. The crackest of crack-and-slash pairings.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Squilliam - Complete
Die Another Day reviews
Fun and games make for a good party. Beer and drugs make for a confusing party. Your guests being systematically murdered by a force of good gone wrong make for a bad party. Guess which kind he had. Rated for language and character death. COMPLETE.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - SpongeBob - Complete
Sun and Rain reviews
Like the sun and rain, SpongeBob and Squidward couldn't be more different. Sponge-x-Squid poem, very fluffy. Fluff-freaks will enjoy; angst-lovers may not.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Carnival of Rust reviews
Still, a distinct lack of hedgehog was the least of their problems now. For over the years, Scratch and Grounder had garnered a new enemy. Songfic to the song of the same name by Poets of the Fall. Based on TV series "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog".
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Feint reviews
But that wasn’t why he fainted that night in the Bubble Bowl. Band Geeks spoilers.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Squilliam - Complete
Mary Who? reviews
Squidward has to struggle to evacuate the number of Mary-Sues invading Bikini Bottom. But little does he know that these sponge/squirrel/squid creatures may, in a way, provide an advantage that he overlooked the first time.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
It's Cold Out reviews
One of Squidward's oldest and most-hated foes is back with a vengeance...but it's not who you'd expect with a summary like that. Welcome to claustrophobia.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Squidward - Complete
Parking Fee reviews
A parody of ‘Breaking Free’ from High School Musical. Funny, that.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Please? reviews
SpongeBob's inane attempts to get Squidward to lend him his toothbrush. Somewhat random.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Bigger Fish to Fry reviews
SpongeBob and Squidward were both too much in love to care about the little things that bugged them. They both had bigger fish to fry. Crack twoshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Son Of The Cramp reviews
Squilliam Fancyson likes to think he’s up with the trends. But being fashionable isn’t everything – the successor to The Cramp taught him that the hard way. One-shot Squidill. Slimy Dancing spoilers.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Squilliam, Squidward - Complete
Not Chop, Slap reviews
“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Too Much Love Will Kill You reviews
Torn between the lover and the love you leave behind. Prologue up. Dedicated to WLiiAfanatic. This WILL continue.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008
Bad Dream Believer reviews
You can run but you can't hide, when dreams and reality collide. Oneshot. SBxSquid.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Then Suddenly Something Changes reviews
Love has a habit of hitting you like a ton of bricks. SquidSquill. Squill's POV. Dedicated to Marih Dimitri and other supporters.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Squilliam, Squidward - Complete
Shut Up reviews
Full title: “Shut Up, A Unique Take on Kisses, Conversations and Other Misnomers”. Twoshot. Slight Sponge x Squid.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Snoward reviews
My fave couple's first Christmas together... and naturally it doesn't end well for one of the cephalopods.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Squidward - Complete
ToTell reviews
Squilliam Returns spoilers. To tell the horrible sad truth, or to spin a story? That, in Squilliam's case, is the question.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Squilliam, Squidward - Complete
Don't Kill Me For No Title reviews
AU. School trip plus mind control equals chaos concerning two certain aqua calamari. Oneshot. Forced slash, if one knows what one means.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Screwing Your Mind Up reviews
She'd openly defied him, and he hadn't made her suffer the consequences. MojoBlossom. Please shoot me.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Blossom, Mojo Jojo - Complete
Two Months Later reviews
When is an Eskimo Kiss not an Eskimo Kiss? Oneshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sandy, Squidward - Complete
They Grow Up So Fast reviews
Maybe Mom and Dad knew of Dexter’s increasing maturity, and felt they could trust him in situations like this. But how situations like this can change, with a small revelation. Oneshot.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Missing You reviews
He could deny it no longer. He missed him. I will continue this one day. You just gotta give it time.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Squidward, SpongeBob
Title Hidden reviews
Rage, fury, domination, humiliation, small tendancies of hypnosis. In short, just a typical smut.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
When Someone Is In Love reviews
What can they say? What can they do? One shot. Again, the pairing may surprise you.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Squidward - Complete
History
[The Sooty Show] If history says it, we go along with it. But what about what history doesn’t tell us? Oneshot. SlAsh.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Present reviews
Eugene Krabs has an odd taste in Christmas gifts. SquidKrabs.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Mr. Krabs, Squidward - Complete
LastMinute Letter reviews
A letter Gary might write to “Rudolph” on Christmas Eve. Oneshot. Small Christmas Who spoilers.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Gary - Complete
Is He To Know? reviews
This isn’t your typical poetry. And it ain’t your typical slash either. Let’s put it that way and leave it at that. Read with an open mind. Or try to.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Poko Sala ‘Love’? reviews
Nobody knows everything, much less a caveman, even if he can speak the language. Here we follow but a minute of “taila foo” Squog’s internal struggle to come to terms with what “love” is.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
It Wouldn't Be So Bad reviews
English translation of the song of the same name as heard in Sims 2: Open for Business. Written back when I thought that Sims 2 songs were made up on the spot and weren't just Simlish versions of obscure numbers.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Scream reviews
A simple mislaid legend sets Homer, Barney and Lenny on the road to superstition, horror, tragedy and death. Written when I was "12 and insane". Look at it; there may be some life left in it. Pardon the pun.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
