Greetings Earthlings!

Updated my profile for the first time in like, forever. Why? Well, because perhaps I have the beginnings of an idea. Or a few ideas, even. We'll see.

Also, I'm considering changing my name. To what I'm known by elsewhere. But I dunno, I might, I might not.

So I am Qwwerty, lame name, I know, but it was already taken spelled the normal way with one "w", and I was getting sick of trying to find a name that was not taken and wasn't completely ridiculous at the same time.

I've got a new format for this whole profile thing. Any news it at the top of the page, above the first ruler, in bold, under my greeting. My introductory sentence will be under the ruler, and probably won't change. Information regarding my stories can be found at the end of the profile. Information about me is right underneath this paragraph. Hooray for organization!

Aliases: I am also known by a name that's seven letters long, but only contains two different characters, one of which is an "m".

Age: I'll tell you when I feel like it. And right now, I'm gonna let you wonder. Why? Because it's fun.

Gender: I am of the female species. For some reason, this is oft confused on the Internet.

And... that, I think, is all you need to know.

Stories:

Regarding the Epic Journey of Light and Roses: In case any of you didn't see my message in my reviews, I'll make it clear here that that story is meant to be a parody. That's not how I really write, mmkay?