Disclaimer: Don't own the song or the series.
Author's Note: Recently saw an advert for season two posted on the Kuro LJ. Mix that with the fact that I just re-visited episode 24 for my Film as Art paper, and you get this: a reprisal of "Kiss the Boy." (In any case, it's good practice for my planned Kuro Christmas Project. :D) And BTW-- you can find an mp3 download of this song (and the original "Kiss the Boy") on my livejournal. C:
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Kiss the Boy:
Reprise
An(other) Ode to Season Two
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Now we see them
Upon merchandise everywhere
Their ratings have gone through the roof since the day
That the finale aired
And the producers know
That they've hit fandom gold
So they won't let it go
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Just one problem
The fact that Ciel sorta died
He was shot and then dropped and then drowned and yet now
We're to believe he's alive?
(Somehow alive)
But though the screen went black
They're gonna fudge the facts
Meaning they're claiming that:
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Sha la la la la la
My oh my
You fangirls needn't cry
Sebastian kissed the boy
Sha la la
I guess his master's soul
Wasn't his only goal
It seems he kissed the boy
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The final moment
Or so we were lead to believe
To assume that the Isle of the Dead meant "the end"
I guess was kind of naive
'Cause popularity
Beats continuity
And all morality
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Sha la la la la la
What the fuck?
SquareEnix is pushing their luck
To use "he kissed the boy"
Sha la la la la
Plot holes abound
Even if we found
That Sebby kissed the boy
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Sha la la la la
I guess we'll buy
(Though it's a lame reason why)
To say he kissed the boy
Sha la la
We didn't see him chew
So there's a season two
He only kissed the boy
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That's right, he kissed the boy!
He had to kiss the boy!
Of course he kissed the boy!
He really kissed the boy!
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