Lyowynhide bio
 Author has written 24 stories for Philadelphia, Harry Potter, Brokeback Mountain, House, M.D., Sherlock Holmes, Good Omens, Due South, and Dresden Files. I'm currently 26, I'm a welder, married, and I live in Minnesota. I spend more of my time working on original work than fanfiction these days, but I still write the occasional oneshot and I am slowly working on finishing Give Me Life; I promise, it will be finished eventually. I've recently done some housekeeping to my profile and deleted any unfinished stories that I wrote back in High School. I didn't feel that they represented my current level of work, and they were never going to be continued anyway. If for some reason you particularly liked one of these stories and wanted to read it again, or were in the middle of reading it when it was deleted, send me a PM, and I will see what I can do. |
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Przed świtem by Emerald.Vert reviews
Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego. Snarry. AU powojenne. Późną nocą Lucjusz Malfoy otwiera oczy i orientuje się, że jest przywiązany do drzewa na opuszczonym, ponurym cmentarzu w towarzystwie Pottera, który najwyraźniej oszalał.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dr Frank N Furter Meets Captain Jack Sparrow by MoonMissives reviews
I'M UPDATING IT: re-writing the entire thing for believability and better writing all around. If you remember "the saga" from years ago, DO give it another try-I'm taking it new places! If this is your first time, lend me your ears and your love! 9/14 Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean meets up with Frank, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. M/M SLASH/adventure/dramedy.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Frank N. Furter, Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill, Capt. Jack Sparrow
When the Rose and the Fire Are One by perverse-idyll reviews
Harry's haunted by guilt. Snape's warded by roses. Each must free the other in order to free himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,087 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Coiners' Paper Trail by oliver.snape reviews
The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Destined by Inquisitive1 reviews
River and Jayne start getting close. Sucky summary I know. AN October 28, 2008
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,006 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Jayne, River
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Property of the HalfBlood Prince by thesewarmstars reviews
During his sixth year, Harry becomes very attached to the previous owner of his Potions text, but what will happen when he finds out who it really is? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Unaccidental Way Harry Hooked Up With Perry by Gryvon reviews
All of his life had been about loving Harmony. Now it wasn't.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - [Perry v.S., Harry L.] - Complete
Piano Man by Tashaelizabeth reviews
House and Wilson meet. Wilson is 15, House is 25. There is slash. I hate to use the phrase, Don't like, don't read, but I want to be very clear here. Jailbait!Wilson inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Life, Love, and Everything in Between by Sweet Mercy reviews
Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pressure Valve by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Inspired by the Wilson should have a meltdown. conversations at various websites. Why that hasn't happened yet. SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Phone Tag by Tashaelizabeth reviews
What's really going on with all those phone calls? SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,930 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
The Great, Great Trouble by Blacklabel reviews
Knowledge is power and power is trouble and trouble always finds Captain Jack Sparrow : CotBPverse, new chapter 12 JULY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 197,044 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004
In The Time We Have Remaining by Twix and Mum reviews
Following PoA, Sirius is on the run, and there is only one person he can trust with his life and his heart. He and Remus work to rebuild what was destroyed all those years ago, and their struggle is, at turns, comic and poignant. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,791 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dance of the Chocobos by Bishonen no Miko reviews
IF YOU EVEN THINK YOU LIKE FFVII, YOU MUST READ THIS! Freshly revamped for quality!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,734 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 7/16/2002
Glitter, Spice, and Everything Nice by Dragon Mistress reviews
An AU look at life at Hogwarts during the Marauders’ seventh year. Glitter and glam rock abounds, and our dear Marauders learn to cope with makeup, cross-dressing, and sex - a different kind of education than Hogwarts usually offers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Grave is No Bar to My Call by Ersatz reviews
A Dark Tower ficlet about Roland and his true ka mai. OneShot and AU so some liberties have been taken – rated for theme and naughty language. All hail the King, say thankya.
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Rum, and the Art of Courting by mssparrington reviews
Poetry- Sparrington -warning: rhyme, violence, slash, theft, and pirates. Jack uses rum to get what he wants.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2005
Fires of Purgatory by QteCuttlfish reviews
What if Captain Jack Sparrow were forced to commit the worst violation on his best friend, Will Turner? m/m RAPE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,979 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Corked Urges by Chii Levi-Nny Maxwell reviews
Fred has an urge, but it's for the most unexpected person. If it isn't strange enough, the unexpected does the unexpected. *TWiNCEST*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002 - George W., George W.
Moon and Star by Tracy-Lou reviews
Remus and Sirius start to develop feelings for each other and try to express how they feel. RS slash and also LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Broken Angels Fall by Fallen-Angel-Mosi reviews
Rated R for descriptive Slash of JW, reincarnated into present day the two are working for the same man but is it just harmless work? Jack's old playmate also holds secrets, the type of secrets that come into light with new events of a new life. R&R pleaz
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
Remember Jack Sparrow by esti reviews
A very short story about love, pain, mistreatment, and misunderstanding of others.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2004
Glam Rock by LadyBush reviews
SLASH. Sirius likes wizard glam rock: glitter, glam and crazy music. Remus likes the quiet life: tea, Mozart and charms essays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Marked by sidhe elf reviews
Will wants to mark Jack as his own. Introspective. JW slash implied.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/9/2003
Every Story Is A Love Story by Claire Starling reviews
Love triangles aren't they just great? They're in almost every story... including this one. And Sarah and Jareth are at two points. And slave circles? They're in this too. Has cursing and sexual inferences.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
The worms crawl In by Jessi Hartnett reviews
The cute little blue worm over hears something about Sarah from Jareth and goes to warn her, on the way getting caught up in many adventures!!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
How to bed a professor! by Gildor reviews
How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite teacher with no memory of the day before? How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite student with no memory of the day before? This is how Snape and Hermione did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
My Fay Wray by raveneverhaze reviews
Remember Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Well, he didn't die, folks. No, he's quite alive. He is now a psychologist. Still, he's haunted by the anniversary of the day he fell in defeat. DONE!!! YAY!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Compos Mentis by radishface reviews
Yet another Vicious x Gren fic, this time set at the end of episode 13 [Jupiter Jazz part 2] with some Titan flashbacks. ^_^ Warning: There's probably some major OOCness on Vicious' part. o_o Please R&R!
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/23/2001
Life In Venice by Marla Singer reviews
Tom and Peter hook up in Venice. (Dickie hasn't been killed - but it's after the motor boat thing see other story called San Remo for more info) Slash.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2000
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Don't I Love You So (Say, I Do) reviews
With the Christ and the Antichrist as best men, and God and Lucifer on the guest list, Aziraphale and Crowley's wedding is sure to be a night to remember. Part 3 in my Princes of The Universe series. This might not make sense if you don't read the other two parts first.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 10/2/2019
Dressed to Impress reviews
After another guest makes a complaint, Crowley wages a single-demon war against Aziraphale's favorite dining establishment.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
This Could Be Heaven For Everyone (But the Music Would Suck) reviews
Sequel to Who Wants To Live Forever (I Do) Part 2 of The Princes of the Universe series It's the second coming of Christ. Aziraphale and Crowley attempt to do damage control when Jesus comes to Earth to get to know his nephew. It goes about as well as you would expect.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Complete
Off on the Wrong Foot reviews
The French Revolution, as told by Aziraphale's right shoe.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2019 - Complete
My City, or A Canadian Were-Caribou in Chicago reviews
When children start disappearing in Chicago, the ghost of a certain Mountie and his two partners seek out the help of Chicago's only wizard for hire. An old debt gets called in, and Gentleman Johnny Marcone finds himself in the middle of all the madness. Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Crossover - Due South & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 7/3/2019
Sartorial Surprises
In 1839, Aziraphale buys a suit. Some of his tailor's questions are lost in translation...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Complete
Who Wants To Live Forever (I Do) reviews
Part one of The Princes of the Universe series. Crowley's misdeeds (or rather, good deeds) finally catch up to him, and Hell takes its revenge for the whole Armageddon debacle. It all backfires horribly, and Aziraphale and Crowley enlists the help of a teenage, former Antichrist to get a bit of their own back. That goes about as well as might be expected.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Complete
Sodomites Have a Thing for Angels reviews
-1906 BC, Cities of the Plain, Sodom- Aziraphale finds out that Sodom is about to be destroyed, and rushes in to save Crawly. There's an angry mob.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Complete
You Can Take An Angel To A Car Show, But You Can't Make Him Drive reviews
Crowley takes Aziraphale to a classic car show. Aziraphale is bored. Crowley is a bit competitive where the Bentley is concerned.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Complete
No Milk Today reviews
A 9 year old Severus Snape meets an old man who might just be able to change his destiny and set him on the path to redemption. Harry Potter has an interesting conversation with a dead man's portrait. Story spanning Severus' Hogwarts years with frequent jumps to post-war Hogwarts. Eventually some slash. Weekly updates planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,456 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
There's Something About Brother Francis reviews
Crowley does not recognize Aziraphale when he starts working for the Dowlings.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2019 - Complete
Fireworks reviews
It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't actually any good at having sex.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2019 - Complete
Give Me Life reviews
Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students. Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Early in the Morning, and Late at Night reviews
Snarry. Lucius Malfoy finds himself in a dangerous situation with a deranged Potter late one night in a graveyard. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,212 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trust me I'm The Doctor reviews
Just a bit of Doctor Who/Snarry fluffyness. This is a companion piece to Give Me Life. It could probably stand alone, but you should probably read that first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Please Remember Me reviews
Sequel to The Great Tragedy of Severus Snape. SLASH Harry and Severus have been married for five years when a minor mishap in an unkempt potion's lab leads to disastrous results.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,234 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Tragedy of Severus Snape reviews
Snarry. A year after the war, Severus attends a Ministry gala and runs into Harry Potter. The title is meant to be ironical. There is definately a happy ending for Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,344 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Merely an Affectation reviews
A story in three parts about the trials and advantages of living with Sherlock Holmes. SLASH.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want reviews
But sometime you get what you need. Snarry. Severus is having a really awful couple of days until he's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Could Have it so Much Better reviews
Harry has a run in with Marcus Flint after his tryout for the English National Quidditch Team. Can be read as a oneshot or a companion piece to Give Me Life
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil reviews
I thought I'd try my hand at drabbling, if I can use that as a verb. This will be HouseWilson slash,and sort of sucsessional. Mostly just a lot of back and forth dialog, but I think they're funny.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Eternally Yours reviews
Snape asks Hermione to stay after class and help him with a potion, will romance bloom? Not HBP compatable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,787 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Save the Last Dance for Me reviews
This is just a oneshot I wrote a while ago. Ennis remembers Jack. It's a bit fluffy toward the end.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
A Lover's Lament reviews
Miguel laments Andy's death
Philadelphia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Complete
