Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Bleach, and Mortal Instruments. Basic info: Okay so, my screen name is Aki of the funk. Aki for short. I also go by Noel Kerr. I'm 16 and live in Canada. Woot! :) I enjoy anime, fanfiction, drawing, sleeping, music, playing instruments, asian idol groups (BIG BANG FOR THE WIN!!), musicals, my best friends and animals. I am a vegetarian, and currently in secondary (high) school on my way to becoming an English teacher! :) I am learning Japanese and hope to visit Japan very soon, maybe even live/teach there for awhile. I also speak french (canadian french) Oh yeah, I’m also Bi. Things I hate: I'll narrow it down to on this site for now! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE CHARACTERS TO A FEMALE!!!! SERIOUSLY? MAN! LIKE THE NARUTOFEMSASUKE SHIT PEOPLE PUT UP? THEY ARE BOYS, LEAVE THEM AS BOYS!!!! STOP TAMPERING WITH THE AWESOMENESS OF YAOI!!!! I CAN'T STANDTHE ICHIRUKI (bleach ichigoxrukia) PAIRNG!!! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS SEE ICHI WITH A GUY IN MY MIND OR MAYBE...NO! DEFINITELY THAT I HATE RUKIA. SHE'S JUST SOOO ABUSIVE AND EMOTIONAL AND AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO CALL HER A STRONG FEMALE...SHE'S NOT. SHE IS A PLAIN ANNOYING MIDGET~!!!! JUST THOUGHT I'D PUT THAT OUT THERE. SAKURA HARUNO- NEED I SAY MORE? i KNOW SHE GETS STRONGER IN SHIPPUDEN BUT...SHE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT ANNOYING FANGIRL IN MY MIND. SHE IS IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE HER BACK BECAUSE...HE'S HOT. SHE IS ALSO REALLY RUDE AND MEAN AND ANNOYING AND LOUD (AND NOT IN THE FUNNY WAY NARUTO IS) SHE'S ALWAYS THERE JUST CONSTANTLY HURTING NARUTO EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY. WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO BOSS EVERYONE AROUND? NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT SHE SAID SHE LOVED NARUTO JUST SO SHE WOULDN'T FEEL GUILTY AND TO GET NARUTO TO STOP GOING AFTER SASUKE. UH, HELLO! IT'S HIS CHOICE TO GO AFTER SASUKE~! NOW I REALIZE THE LAST TWO HATES ARE CHARACTERS AND IT'S THE AUTHOR WHO WRITES THEM BUT I LIKE TO THINK TITE-SAN AND MASASHI KISHIMOTO SENSEI WRITE THEM JUST SO WE HAVE SOMEONE TO HATE, CUZ REALLY I LIKE MOST OF THE BAD GUYS! I HATE STORIES WITH MARY SUE'S. I KNOW THIS IS A COMMON HATE AMONG READERS AND AUTHORS ALIKE BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT OR ELSE I'LL EXPLODE. I HAVE A STORY WITH TWO MARY SUE'S THAT I WROTE A LONG TIME AGO AT THE INSISTENCE OF MY FRIEND AT THE TIME AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS BY TAKING IT DOWN. IT IS SAFE TO SAY I AM TAKING DOWN THE STORY...AND NO LONGER FRIENDS WITH HER. (AND NOT BECAUSE OF HER LOVE OF MARY SUE-ISH TYPES. THERE ARE OTHER MORE VALID REASONS.) Okay, I am done ranting. Sorry for that I am usually a calm, nice person and I have actually never really yelled at someone before but...i had to get that off my chest :) Appearances: I am short, about 5feet 5inches. I have blonde curly hair, green eyes and paler than pale skin. (definitely no California Blonde :D) My favorite features are my eyes or my hair. I hate how my lips are abnormally small and I am also self conscious about my teeth. I tend to dress in bright coloured tops paired with dark pants (i hate sweatpants, it makes me feel like a slob. so i prefer jeans.) Personality: I have definitely matured since the time that i first wrote this profile. I am older and more mature. I have taken up new hobbies and have gained new friends. Not to mention the personal struggles i have faced have changed me. I believe for the better. I am more responsible, more sensitive to others and I have become slightly more calm and way less annoying. I am still hyper, but I find people laughing at my jokes and no longer find myself trying to live up to others expectations. overall, I am (overly) polite, mature, kind, and friendly to all. I hope you feel free to contact me as i am open to meeting fellow fanfiction-lovers~! :) I am a Clueless Uke! according to ! :D Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to others manipulative behaviour. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme Favorite Pairings: NARUTO: probably either sasunaru or narugaa!! Hehe!! ;P i also love Kankiba!!!! SOULEATER: BlackstarxKid :D BLEACH: GrimmjowxIchigo~! So kawaii~! :D KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN: 1827 (HibariTsuna) 8059 (YamamatoGokudera) :D MORTAL INSTRUMENTS SERIES(books): MagnusAlec!!!!!! :D :D (Best thing about this couple is that they are an actual couple :D :D) DIGIMON: YagamixTaicho So cute :) POKEMON: GaryxAsh (who doesnt love a little rival love :D) YUGIOH: YamixYugi SetoxJou :D :D :D :D YUGIOH GX: JohanxJudai :D :D Too cute YUGIOH 5D'S: JackxYusei :D :D HARRY POTTER: DracoHarry! BillHarry CharlieHarry FredHarryGeorge BlaiseHarry...I basically love all harry as uke pairings, for the most part. :) Favourite quotes: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. :D Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz cool guy! If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ha! take that barbie! A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. hehehe! evil grin He who laughs last didn't get it. Damn it! That's always me! :) Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Hard work must of killed someone, right? Some people are like slinkies, they have no purpose but bring a smile to your face when you see them going down the stairs. I Have a Question...: Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings... Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!" Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died... What I don't understand is this... Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink... Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing... Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobi such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics... My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender? Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings? And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! PLEASE READ THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds my gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love. Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Okay! enough with the serious stuff! Lets move on!! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you think you are awesome, put this in your profile. If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile. If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile. If any of your friends have called you insane, put this in your profile. If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile. 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If you have ever heard a voice in your head that belongs to someone of the opposite gender, put this in your profile. If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if you were a member of the opposite gender, put this in your profile. If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if someone you know took over the world, put this in your profile. If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Princess Cherryblossom3, Windy Rein (formerly Demion69) Akkiofthefunk If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humour than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Shukaku was ripped from Gaara, copy and paste this in your profile. If you cried when you found out Jiraiya died, paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you are writing a novel paste this to your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature! If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc, sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI. If Fanfiction to you is what My Space is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. (Stolen from Lina03's profile) You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; -by Tesina Gela Gardner- When You Dial A Mental Hospital: Ring...Ring... Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. The Bleach characters as dogs!! :) SO Kawaii~! Some of them are just perfect :P :P Hitsuguya is just soo cute and Grimmjow makes me laugh :) :) Link: http:///BLEACH/dog.html (All pictures are credited to emlan) For anyone who cares, Iam on a hiatus at the moment. I know it's been months since my last update but i have been busy and then i broke my computer. Fear not i am getting a new laptop this month and then will update regularly. I will finish off some of my current stories, but will be deleting some as well. I also have new chapters for a bunch of new stories for a few different fandoms, even a new fandom, Harry Potter. ( ]) I have several Harry Potter stories actually! I will return soon so please wait patiently!! ~sin Aki~! Final message: Yep that’s me. sort of! i didn’t tell you everything because I’m mysterious..no if u want to know something just ask. sin. Aki of the funk :) |