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![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hi I'm yukiko. I'm a 22 year old female pizza delivery driver with way too much time on my hands. Yeah I live the glamorous life let me tell you. I enjoy reading ff but my favorite to read is Naruto. My writing Philosophy: Write stories with a plot-line, not mindless smut... not that smut is bad, but keep it interesting!! Similarities between me and Naruto: (my friends decided to point these out to me) We are both naive as can be We both smile to hide how we feel We both are Libra We are born only 10 days apart We are both pranksters We both are 5' 9" and last but not least we both tend to be loud and annoying when we are nervous I swear he is the last character from the cast I want to be compared to because honestly I found him annoying at first, but everyone says we are too much alike... sighs well whatever. Favorite pairings: SasuNaru SaiNaru ItaNaru KakaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru GaaHina SasuHina NaruHina KibaHina NejiHina- yeah I know their cousins... Basically anything with Naruto as uke and Hinata... Pairings I HATE: SasuSaku... sasuke hates fan girls do i even need to explain... SasuIno... better then sasusaku but still... NaruSaku... grrr i hate that the manga is leaning towards that one. Seriously Sakura would be the most abusive spouse ever if those two hooked up. They're too much like Jiraiya and Tsunade, and we all seen how that worked out!! NaruTen... do they even hang out without Neji? NaruIno... All she ever does is yell at him and say he's stupid, where is that a basis for a relationship!! Naruto as a girl... why the hell would you change his gender... yeah yaoi isn't acceptable to some... but you are already admitting his girlish qualities by making him into a girl... grrr! Okay totally random and weird, but here's a list of the weirdest tips I have gotten as a delivery driver: Kittens- I sht you not someone tried to give me not one but two kittens! A Condom-- The funny part was they said not to use all in one place! EW! A Beer- Because we all know that i should be drinking that while driving on the clock at work! A Phone #- Yeah I'd rather not call the guy that was too fruggle to tip me! Idiot! A Dragon Ball video casset tape- They were really drunk and asked me if i like cartoons... i never expected that! A finger-painting of a pizza- it was cute... but it was from an old guy at the old folks home! lol A hug- the old people at the home strike once again! A garth brooks cd- WHY!! 09/20/09: I take a delivery order to a hotel. When I knock on the door no one answers. I proceed to keep knocking. Eventually I hear someone knocking stuff over as they come to the door. Then I get a big surprise... It seems that the MALE customer was taking a shower and thought it would be okay to open the door in a towel. Wait, the best part was that he shouted, "Oh my god you're a girl." Then proceeded to slam the door in my face... Why do people expect a male delivery driver?? I understand it is a dominately male profession, but is it cool for guys to see each other in towels and boxers?? I mean I have had 6 guys in the last week answer their doors in their boxers and feel humiliated when they notice I have boobs!! Moral of the story: PUT PANTS ON WHEN YOU ORDER PIZZA!! Sorry had to get that out... LOL Sometimes i really consider why i degrade myself at that job... Well here's my shout out to my new beta for Behind Clouded Blue Eyes... Everyone give a hand to DarkEra'Ssnow |