*cries* Man I suck at stories, but I love writing. Gosh, life's rough.
Okeyy well, first attempt of a yaoi story, go easy on me :l
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Ehrr, you should know by now, this story is Yaoi, Men to Men, Up the ass, Doggy style, So smexy men action :L
Oh right, so if you're homophobic, then I suggest (I'm starting to like that word XD) you get the fudge nuggets out of here!!!
Ahh yes the disclaimer, I own Naruto and London, and Japan, your mom, a piece of paper, the government, George Bush -ahh never mind.
No I do not own Naruto or Aim, Myspace or Death Note or any other thing, basically I own nothing. God you people know how to break someones dreams T.T
On To the story!!!
It wasn't long before my foster mom decided to move me to a all boy school. Of coarse I refused but damn she didn't crack. I asked her why and all I got as a answer was "'cause I'm your mom and what I say goes." Now that was mest up, I stare at the board for the longest time. This class is REALLY boring. Damn you Spanish teacher for being soooooo boring. I chew on my gum twice as hard, I always do when I'm bored.
"okay for this project, you will need partners." Oh great, New kid+ Proj. w/ partner= so much fun! I guess you know I'm being sarcastic. Ever sense I entered this God damn school, no one seemed to like me. And I owe it all to one horrible teme.
Flash Back(:
I was skating on the sidewalk making sure every old bag see's me; it annoys the hell out of them. It makes my day hearing a old man screaming "GET OFF THE SIDEWALK YOU HOOLAGIN'!" I chuckled to myself as I made my way to the school building. This was my first day at Kanoha Academy. YAY!
I sigh as I slowly made my way threw the huge school doors. Students passed by glancing at me, gay. I roll my eyes and realise they were all wearing the same boring outfit. I look down, I am too but I did a bit of a make over. Or clothes over....whatever the point is I put a bit of "Naruto" in it :D
I had a chain with my initials hanging from one pocket and the collar of my white button up shirt was popped up, not trying to seem preppy or anything. The shirt wasn't tucked in my pants 'cause they were a bit low...yeah I mean a lot, again not trying to be ghetto, they weren't THAT low God.I had a white three row pyramid belt and a necklace with a blue Cristal hanging from it, swaying from side to side at each step I took. Oh and black an white jordans. Yeah I look smexy ;D Yes you're allowed to touch :D
Well in the public school I used to go, I was the "popular" one, Maybe 'cause I was the biggest class clown. I don't know .
I sigh and put on my headphones, listening to dragon force, closing my eyes and soon in of bumping into something "shit!" I said trying to keep my balance, unfortunately for the other guy he already landed on the floor.
"watch were your going!" I scream at the raven haired kid. He frowned,
"I wasn't the one with my eyes closed." He said turning away. Oh hell no,
"Who the hell do you think you are?" I say glaring at the back of his head. He snorted and turned my way "Uchiha Sasuke" He said as if saying 'someone more valuable then you' My eye twitched
"well that's a lame ass name!" it really wasn't, it was pretty cool. But I wasn't going to tell him that, pshh I'm a dude. What kinda guy would say, "Ooh you have a purty name" to another guy? not me. He glared at me and I grinned,
"what's your name, dobe?"
"Don't call me that, teme!"
"hn"
"Uzumaki Naruto!" I say loud and proud. He looked like he was about laugh, that bitch.
"and you make fun of my name?" he said amused.
"yeah, you got a problem?" Next thing I knew I was backed against the locker and his face only inches away from mines. Damn when the hell did that happen?!?!
"Listen dobe, your new so I'll just let you off with a warning. Don't mess with me" I tried to let myself go of his grip but failed, "Whatever, you're not the boss of me! TEME" He glares and punches the locker next to me, really close to my head. Startling me for a minute but I manage to calm myself quickly.
"You have no idea what you just walked into" I 'pshhh' him and watched as he stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked away.
-End of Flashback D:-
After that day it was complete hell. The second day of school I was running late and manage running without breaking a sweat, I guess I'm just awesome like that 8D. As soon as I made it to the school gates I saw teme leaning on them. It was as if he was waiting for me, I tried ignoring him but he ended up pushing me towards a near by tree(which I'm sure wasn't there before...). Next thing I knew I was gasping for air and clutching my stomach in pain, that bastard beat me up and walked away like nothing happen.
I bet you can tell that all I've done was avoid the asshole, but no matter were I hide he finds me and beats the crap out of me. Don't think that beating me is the only thing he does. 'Cause it's not. He drops my books, pushes me towards lockers, lies to teachers so I can get detention, brakes every single skateboard I've EVER owned(damn bastard, he's the reason my Peggie bank is almost empty !) and THE most annoying of them all, turns the lock of my locker around so it's hard for me to open it, making me late for class. Damn that teme, he's lucky I'm not a snitch.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I take my notebook and shove it in my book bag making my way towards my next class, and guess who I see? No, not a squirl, that was yesterday. If you're still guessing then I'll just tell you, the one and only, TEME!!!!!! *applause in the background* I hate you.
He smircked as I try to make my way around him.
"Where do you think you're going dobe ?" I try pretending I didn't hear him and keep going. Bad idea, he just ended up grabbing my arm and throwing me towards a near by locker. God damn were the hell are the teachers when you need them?!?
"I asked you a question, idiot." He said quite harshly.
"To my class were else bastard?" He growled and pushed me as hard as he can so I landed on the floor. He was standing right in front of me ready to quick the fuck out of me but tensed up. Then smirked...not a good sign...
"well, well, well what do we got here?" He bend down and reached towards my book bag. Shit, my sketch book. AGHH out of all the days of forgetting it, I decide to bring it today ! God you must REALLY hate me...
"Who new lil' Uzumaki can draw?" Bastard, he better not mess with that book. It's really special to me, I'll die if he-
RIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
No, No, NO, NO! NO!!! (A/N: I couldn't help it xD )
"AGHH!!!!" Before I new it I threw a punch straight to the pretty boys face, maybe it was luck. 'Cause I didn't miss, best part was, Sasuke was so much in pain I was able to run for it. With my things too, but not my sketch book. All those drawings took me SO FRICKEN long, I almost started crying when I saw the torn paper. BUT my anger got the best of me. HURRAY FOR TEMPER!!
"UZUMAKI YOUR LATE.....AGAIN" Damnit. I looked at Iruka but didn't bother giving a excuse, he's gonna give me detention anyways what's the point? I sat myself to my assigned seat. Just then the door open, in came Sai....wait, Sai doesn't have this class. What's he doing here?
"Naruto is wanted to the office." With that Sai left. What I do? Did Tsunade found out what I did?!? Wait did Saskue snitch? What a bitch. What a pussy. I stood up and walked out. Damn who knew he'll be such a wimp? HAH! The great Uchiha isn't so great after all ! Just then I felt someone grab my shirt and abruptly threw me to a locker. SHIT !! Man what the fuck???
"You thought I was gonna let you go that easily?!?" Ah crap man, life sucks. I looked away.
"Look at me when I'm talking to you!" I ignored him and looked towards the window. He grabbed my jaw with a tight grip, any tighter and he would brake it. He growled when my eyes were concentrated on something else that wasn't him. Damn I'm just asking for death.
"You're getting the beating of a life time, Uzumaki" He said my last name with pure hatred, damn just fuck my life. Before I knew it he let go of his grip and for a moment I thought he was going to let me go. Damn was I wrong.
I wasn't sure what happen but I ended up on the floor coughing up blood. My ribs were probably broken. It hurts like fuck when I blink, and I'm pretty sure my nose is bleeding....it's probably broken. Fan-fucking-tastic. So far Sasuke left, sparing my life, thank you Jesus ? I made my way towards the nurse's office.
"Miss?" I said walking in with pain all over my body.
"What now Naruto?" She said turning around, her eyes widened as she rushed towards me.
"What the hell happened to you?!?!" I just stayed quiet and looked away... maybe if I said I fell down the stairs she'll believe me. No, I said that last time.
"I...fell" nice one...
"And landed on what?!?!" She said checking my wounds.
"the stairs ?" I said, she looked at me as if I grew three heads. Which would be pretty cool...come on three heads, three sexy heads :D Yeah I know.
"Uzumaki Naruto, I'm sending you home." Yeah I kinda expected that....
"ok" I said as she started making a phone call to my foster mom. Well look at the bright side....No more Sasuke ! :D
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"Where's Naruto?" Kakashi asked as looked over the class.
"He went home early." Sasuke said taking out his History book
"ahh I see, do you know why?" Sasuke shrugged innocently. Kakashi smirked,
"Then you wouldn't mind giving him his homework, will you?" Sasuke glared. 'Damn you Kakashi' Sasuke thought as he kept glaring. 'then again it'll be a sweet opportunity to beat Naruto up in his own house.'
"fine" Sasuke said taking the extra homework and text book.
"Where does he live?" Sasuke asked plainly.
"The address is in the book" Kakashi answered. Sasuke nodded, He couldn't wait to go visit the dobe.
TBC
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Author NOTE : Depends on how this chapter goes, I'll make another ;D
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