The adventure of naruto meowmaki

Kisa-I'm not getting lots of review but I know you guys are reading it just not reviewing it oh well I like writing this anyways

Saki-…….

Kisa-what

Saki-no its just like its amazing people like this I mean you suck

Kisa-O.O its your story to so fuck you

Saki-sorry I wish but where twins

Kisa--…. Ignore it I don't want to go get help again your not crazy if you go up to 2 boys and say you guys are the perfect yaoi couple lets go to my house and record you to having sex and then now I need help how rude

Saki-that was funny (I'm not playing they called those people that help you to xD) now on with the story

Warning: this is yaoi nothing buy yaoi if you don't know what it mean then you need help my friend boy x boy sex nothing else and I do not own naruto if I did well you know what would happen =]

last time…

sasuke did some random hand signs "fire ball JUSTU!!" itachi dogged easily but poor kiba got hit soon an all out war with weapons and Justus's was going on destroying half of the hotel

"yes this is going to be a trouble some time for me" that was his last word before he passed out.

Now… Itachi's boyfriend

"why the hell am I doing this" sakura groaned at all the work all she did was smack someone she just wanted some sexy gay love and where you see a crowed of boys together touching each other what else is there "shut up and work you were there to so I blame yo-HEY WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING" shikamaru saw itachi trying to get away but failed miserably "but I have a date" itachi wined like a kid who cant get a cookie " yea and my hotel is not destroyed but guess what it is now clean" he whined once again but got to work ' he shiki how come naruto's not working" the fat man ask also known as chojii "b'cause he's a neko and neko's are cute" a strange aura surrounded the lazy man "WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NOT CLEANING CAUSE HE'S NEKO BUT WHY DOES HE HAS A SNICKER BAR TO" everyone that was there yelled together in unison it creped them out but they ignored it "nya but I dint hurt anyone" he wagged his tell ' my ass you dint" a random guy came up "look at that cat marks it hurts like a bitch you went crazy and attacked me" the blond didn't say anything he just looked away and nibbled on his chocolate bar " you ass you should be cleaning to"

"no I dint do anything" he was now pouting "then who did this" he thought for a second who could he blame this on " only one person and that's sasuke" the raven just turn around with a wtf face "don't be putting the blame on me you little

"sasuke how could you"

"yea that's mean" a bunch of people started whispering to one another saying why and how mean "what the hell I dint do that"while they were arguing itachi the smart fellow was sneaking out "sorry guys have fun love ya sasu but I love him more fufufu"

AT CAFÉ LATE

" itachi you late" the boy said his appearance could not be miss he looked like a shark best way to explain it {if you don't know who is then wow} had sharp teeth and his skin was aqua kinda "sorry sorry had something to take care of" but kisame didn't mind much {huge clue} he liked what his boyfriend was wearing very much gray skinny jeans that made his hips look good and a tight black shirt that showed his curves and some high heels {lol yup no joke}

Meanwhile back at the hotel…

"shut up I dint do shit to you" sasuke was pissed now for some reason he felt like someone was writing about him and just love to see him piss "yes you did neko-chan said so" the other young boy yelled back " nek- you naruto this is all your fault" his death glare appered on his face like that "s-so you guys wheres that other guy that looks like sasu" who that's what everyone was thinking they forgot neko-chan lost his memory so he din't know who us people where "oh itachi" everyone said in unision again ' ok we have to stop that" said the dog lover "yes we do" said another "ok everyone we have a mission find itachi and brin him here any method is allowed even …… forced harassment" as we all know sasuke was happy about this very maybe he can kill his nii-chan now "ok lets go" the raven was gone by now

Back to itachi and kisame…..

"AAAAAA CHOOOO" itachi felt a horrible shiver go up his spine like someone no something evil was after him "you ok maybe someones talking about you" said the oh so loved shark boy "huh" that was the older uchiha's reply "the saying says when you sneeze someone's talking bout ya or maybe your just sick" his eyes widen "oh shit" he was in trouble "I CANT BE SICK NOOOO" his ass going back and forth holding himself tightly he screamed.

"itachi-nii just wait I'm coming for you MWAHAHA" back to sasuke he was a beast now "just wait you and your little lover to" was the last word he said before dissapering into the trees not knowing he was being followed by someone who started this whole mess.

Kisa-3rd ch Finnish

Saki-yup

Kisa-next time –sasuke what happened your WHAT!!-the boy found itachi but was knocked out he awoke but somethings not right the emotionless sasuke is going to be laughed at and a special guest is also appearing in the next i think i don't know I'll go with the flow chapiie

Saki-I'm writing the next one and there's going to be lemon remember this my first one and since I'm doing it alone its going to be hard but were twins so we'll communicate by are brain

Kisa-yea yea sure whateva I have to go to this trip for a days and since saki got suspended he cant go I'll be back on Thursday

Saki-I didn't even do anything

Kisa-that's what they all say

Naruto-sorry we haven't been here for awhile we'v been busy

Saki-fucking all nigh well bye =]