Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto.

(In Jingle Bell tune)

Ohhh Jingle Bombs, Jingle bombs, Sasuke got a kunai! Sakura-chan where's her fans? Kakaski has a tree! Ooooh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, Kiba and Shino with a hangover lying in the snoooow.

Naru-chan is under the mistletooooe, with a cool asshooole, I wonder how far they'll goooo.

(Jingle Bomb fades)

"Well...I'm going to steal lots of kisses.." he leaned down and kissed him.

Naruto closed his eyes and began to kiss back, his eyes widened as a hand found itself down to his crotch and began doing his pants.

"I'm not just going to steal kisses either..."

Sasuke nipped at the young blonde's neck sensually as his hand massaged Naruto's privates.

"Uugghh...Sasuke...I don't think we should do this," Naruto turned a deep shade of crimson and his hands rested on Sasuke's chest.

"But Naruto we're under the mistletoe..." he replied in a mockingly innocent voice with a playful smirk afterwards.

Naruto scowled.

"We're meant to kiss under the mistletoe not screw each other senseless!!!"

Naruto slapped his hands over his mouth when he realised what he said.

Sasuke grinned.

"Like I said," Sasuke started trailing soft kisses from his ear to his jaw.

"I'm stealing lots of kisses," he said pecking him softly on the lips.

Naruto blushed as was going to say something until Sasuke brought a finger to his lips.

"Besides the mistletoe means bringing love, not just kissing," letting one of his slander hands caress Naruto's length.

After hearing the blonde boys' moans he brought his other hand to tease his nipple.

Naruto's breath hitched as he let pleasure take over his body, one of his hands gripped Sasuke's shirt tightly.

Sasuke drew his hand away from Naruto's earning himself a needy groan of displeasure from the blonde, his lips tightened in a smirk as he forcefully pulled the boys orange pants down.

"Wha?!" cried Naruto looking genuinely confused until the raven haired boy lowered himself down to his crotch.

Sasuke began to kiss Naruto's length.

"Oh kami Sasuke!" moaned the blonde as he arched his back in pleasure, he gripped the raven's shoulders.

The raven then swirled his tongue around his love's erection.

"Ah, Ah, AH!"

Moans filled the empty room as Naruto released not very long after.

Naruto with a red face stared in wonderment as Sasuke swallowed the liquid and began to lick up the split liquid quite greedily.

"My kami," the blonde muttered running his hands around his hair trying to digest what happened.

Sasuke stood up and leaned in close to his face.

"Will you do the same for me?" he asked.

Naruto searched his eyes trying to find a hint of cruelty or mockery but in actual fact Sasuke's eyes were soft and were almost in a pleading way.

He bit his lip indecisively.

"Wouldn't you be better off without an idiot like me?" he finally muttered turning his head away from the raven's gaze.

Sasuke let his hand stroke Naruto's whiskered cheek.

"Naruto without you I wouldn't exist in this world, we belong together. No matter what cruel things anyone may say to you. Know this: I will always love you Naruto. I always have,"

Naruto tears spilled down his cheeks.

"...Please don't cry Naruto I didn't mean to upset you," the raven wiped away the blonde's cheek and embraced him lovingly with a deep sorrow in his eyes.

"You didn't upset me Sasuke," smiled Naruto pecking Sasuke's cheek.

"Why else would you cry?"

"I'm crying because I'm happy, no one has ever said those words to me before,"

"'I love you'?"

"That word was alien to me, because no one has ever given a damn about me before, Sasuke I care deeply for you, even when you tease me it doesn't hurt like Sakura did, around you I always feel happy,"

Naruto flinched expecting an outburst of a laugh or snide remark but instead Naruto saw Sasuke smile so brightly, as brightly as he smiled as a child and unexpectingly got picked up bridal style and swung around joyfully in Sasuke's arms.

"I'll say those words to you everyday from now on Naruto!" smiled Sasuke finally letting Naruto to his feet.

"You mean it?" his eyes sparkling with hope.

Sasuke passionately kissed him in response.

Kiba stared at the secluded area waiting for Naruto to come out.

"What's taking them so long?! They should be out by now,"

After a few more seconds of impatient waiting he was ready to charge at the door until he was stopped by Tsunade.

"Hokage! I've gotta see what's keeping them!" whined Kiba.

"No, they need their alone time. Besides haven't you got a reindeer to entertain?" she responded glancing at Shikamaru who was forced to wear fake reindeer's antlers with a scowl plastered on his face.

"But the whole rea-"

"Reason to buy him was to protect him? Yes I know Kiba. Besides you don't need to worry Sasuke won't hurt Naruto,"

Kiba left to accompany Shikamaru while Tsunade gaze at the bag of money in her hand.

"My one true love!" she stated to herself snuggling the money bag.

Naruto lowered himself to Sasuke's crotch and pulled down his pants.

"I'll do the same thing you did to me Sasuke," smiled Naruto.

Kissing Sasuke's length and gliding his tongue around the head.

Sasuke laced his fingers in the blonde's hair.

"Kami Naruto, uhghh," moaned Sasuke.

Sasuke released and Naruto gulped down the liquid.

After a few moments of heavy pants Sasuke smirked down at Naruto.

"Are we ready for more fun?"

Sasuke poked two fingers inside the confused looking blonde's mouth; after he was satisfied with his fingers lavished in saliva he raised both of Naruto's legs over his shoulders.

"Try to relax my beautiful fox; I do not want to hurt you,"

He prodded his fingers inside Naruto receiving a hiss in pain. Sasuke's waited for Naruto's permission to continue and prepared Naruto.

He positioned himself inside Naruto.

"Are you ready my Naru-chan?"

Naruto nodded and Sasuke buried deep inside.

They both cried him pleasure as Sasuke's speed increased with every thrust.

It felt like heaven, to them both they wanted the warm sensual moment to last forever, as well with the pleasure increasing slowly.

"Ahh...ahh...Sasuke-kun..."

Sasuke smiled.

"When...you...say that...it sounds...beautiful...on your lips Naru-chan...ahh..." Sasuke said in between thrusts.

They both held hands as they released, they spent a few blissfull moments in each others arms.

Sakura stared at the building in front as she could hear the sounds of laughing and amusement inside.

It was snowing slightly though this was rare in Kohona.

Sakura spent a long time thinking about what Sasuke said to her.

She thought about all the times she was hurt by Sasuke's unloving words and actions with her.

She thought about the times she coldly rejected Naruto's advances.

But most importantly of all she thought about all the rare moments when all three were together when they weren't being so petty, the times in battle, the missions they had and also the meals they had together in each others company.

Perhaps it was not Naruto who needed to rethink their position on the team. Perhaps it was her.

She buried one of her hands in her pink locks.

She was unsure of how she felt inside. The emotions were fuzzy and mixed almost numbing not even inner Sakura had anything to say.

A loud cheer interrupted her line of thoughts, she rushed in to see the commotion and to her absolute shock. The crowd were cheering for Naruto and Sasuke kissing each other.

All different emotions came to her at once, jealousy, rage, sadness and guilt.

She stood frozen unsure of how to respond.

She felt sad for the proof of Sasuke's uninterest.

She felt rage at Naruto for achieving her goal she worked years of striving and pining over.

She felt guilt at her own mistreatment towards Naruto in comparison to Sasuke's love.

Most of all she felt jealous of their happiness, now they were together she was alone. Though she knew deep down that was partly her fault. She pushed Naruto away and her behaviour disgusted Sasuke.

She also knew deep down. The loneliness would have bound to happen to at least one of them. If not her it would've been Naruto or even Sasuke.

Unsure of how to act, either in congratulations or in sheer rage she left before anything could happen.

Sasuke and Naruto came out of the secluded area they passionately kissed showing their love in front of the entire crowd.

Most of the crowd cheered (although there was a minor part that was disgusted).

"So I guess this means your a couple now huh?" asked Kiba cheekily.

Naruto blushed and nodded in response.

"I knew it!" declared Tsunade striding her way towards them.

"I'm happy for you two, though be warned not everyone will be accepting of your relationship,"

"No matter what I'm staying with Naruto, no one will change my mind for that," Sasuke stated boldly.

"Besides, part the Inuzaka clan is behind them all the way!" cried Kiba with Akamaru barking happily.

"And part of the Hyuuga clan is too!" stated the normally timid Hinata with small tears in her eyes.

"As long as Sasuke doesn't hurt Naruto I am also behind you," Gaara also stated in a deadly tone.

"You know I would be anyway," Kakashi smiled underneath his mask, he turned to Tsunade.

"I won the bet, I told you they'd do more than kiss,"

Tsunade silently wept as she hand a bag of money to Kakashi.

"WHA?! You heard!" exclaimed Naruto going red.

Kakashi giggled while Tsunade nodded.

"Don't worry we made sure no one else did," smiled Tsunade.

Naruto bristled with embarrassment as Sasuke gave a glare to them both.

The entire crowd laughed at Naruto's childish antics to strangle Tsunade and Kakashi while Sasuke held him back.

That night, Naruto and Sasuke truly discovered who their friends were. Sasuke and Naruto will spend many years to come fighting the problems they face together. Maybe overtime the whole village will accept them as a couple or even Naruto himself.

And all because of a simple mistletoe.

The End.

I am going to let you guys decide whether Sakura will truly hate them or not, I don't depise Sakura like I used too.

I mean I think shes still annoying as hell and a bitch. But if they re-designed her they could've made a cool character.

So it's your choice on which action she takes. In Norse mythology a god celebrated his death (which caused winter) by making the mistletoe sacred saying "It should bring love rather than death in this world," which is why we kiss under it.

And which is why Sasuke said the "Mistletoe is for love" line too.

Merry Christmas everyone!