A/N: The chapter I said I wouldn't do. But I don't know, I kind of felt like I wanted to... now. XD I guess this is after the Future Arc?
The Day After
A couple rounded the corner of a neighbourhood. One, fairly short with spikey brown hair that seemed to make up for his lack of height, and the other, taller, with long-ish black hair. The shorter one seemed to have a bit of a... limp. They held hands, and swinging them contently back and forth, until they reached their designated location; the Sawada residence.
"Thanks for walking me home, Kyouya." Tsuna smiled at Hibari.
"Hn," The ever stoic Hibari responded. If it makes you smile...
He kissed the top of Tsuna's forehead, as a goodbye, and turned around to walk on home, when a hand lightly tugged on the sleeve of his button down white shirt. Hibari turned around to see Tsuna frowning slightly. "Um, can you squat down a bit?" Tsuna asked out of the blue. Hibari tilted his head to the side in confusion, but otherwise obliged. When Hibari's head was at Tsuna's shoulder, Tsuna slightly bent down and kissed the top of his head, and smiled again. Hibari's eyebrows furrowed, and his eyes flickered up to look at Tsuna, waiting for an explaination.
"You always do that to me, so...uh..." Tsuna said nervously.
"Dame-Tsuna!" A childish voice called out as a kick landed on Tsuna's head, pushing him down.
"Re-Reborn!" Tsuna cried rubbing his head.
Hibari held out his hand for Tsuna to take – which he did, gratefully.
"Ciaossu!" Reborn greeted Hibari, who merely nodded. "We're having a-"
"Reborn! That hurt!" Tsuna interrupted, brushing the dirt off his pants, quite unhappy that his tutor could so casually carry on with the conversation as if he didn't just kick Tsuna down to the sidewalk. He made it seem like a normal occurrence.
"Oh, Tsuna," Reborn cooed. "Suck it up. Be a man! Rub some dirt on it.(1)"
A small smile played on Hibari's lips. Tsuna noticed this and pouted, "Eh? Not you too, Kyouya."
"Anyways," Reborn said impatiently, "I'm sorry that I ruined your little cute love moment there, but you two need to get inside. We're holding a meeting in Tsuna's room."
"A meeting?"
"Are you deaf, Dame-Tsuna?" Reborn sauntered back inside, expecting them to follow.
The edged of Reborn's lips were pulled into a small frown, as he looked around the room at everyone who looked back curiously.
"Ano, Reborn-san?" Gokudera asked politely after a while of silence, "Why the fuck is the Varia here?"
"VOIIII." Squalo roared, "Why are we here?"
Xanxus, who had been sitting on his very own Varia chair he made Squalo bring, opened one eye, and cocked a gun at him. "Trash, you're too loud."
"Maa, maa," Yamamoto said soothingly, "Ah, I think you're missing someone. Where's the baby?"
Squalo looked around. "...you're right... where's Mammon?"
"Oh, I killed him." Reborn replied.
"..." Everyone in the room sweat-dropped, unsure if they should take it seriously.
"So, uh, Reborn, why are they here?" Tsuna asked, trying to avoid the subject.
"Huh? Oh, well, because they're gay too, I thought they'd provide some useful advice." Reborn said simply. A knife was thrown and expertly dodged by Reborn.
"Ushishishi, the prince is not gay."
"Trust me, in the future you are –"
"VOIII! WHAT THE HELL?"Squalo shouted, who seemingly just registered what Reborn said.
Reborn's frown deepened, and he sighed. "Must I explain everything? Lussuria," Reborn pointed at Lussuria, who was unsuccessfully flirting with Ryohei, waved at everyone giddily, "Is self-explanatory," Everyone – including Lussuria – nodded understandingly, Reborn then pointed at Bel, "You,"
"Yes? Ushishishi~"
"Will meet Fran, and you'll fall in love; end of story." Before Bel could protest, Reborn continued, "And these two: Xanxus and Squalo, have the most fucked up love-hate-and-hate-some-more relationship ever, I don't even want to get into detail. Now if we could continue?"
"TO THE EXTREEEEEEME!" Ryohei punched the air with his fist.
Lussuria placed his hand on Ryohei's shoulder, flirtatiously, "You are cute to the extreme, and totally my type~ Come back with me later~"
Reborn gripped his espresso cup tighter.
"VOIIII! WE DO NOT HAVE A LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP! I'm way too good for you!"
"And why would I want you, trash?"
"Ha ha ha!" Yamamoto bear hugged Gokudera who blushed brightly.
"Get off me, baseball freak!"
"Don't wanna."
"EXTREEEEEME!"
Reborn sipped his coffee. Somebody fired a gun – most likely Xanxus.
Dynamite was thrown – most likely Gokudera.
"Herbivore, I'll bite you to death." - most likely Hibari. The cold, hostile aura was also probably Hibari.
"Hieeee! Kyouya, don't! I don't want blood in my room!" - most likely Tsuna.
"Kyouya?" - most likely everyone.
"Everybody, shut the fuck up, I have huge news, so let me fucking continue." Mostly everyone stopped what the were doing, sat down obediently, mumbled an apology and looked expectantly at Reborn. Reborn proceeded to blurt, "Dame-Tsuna and Hibari are a couple!"
"Hahi!" Everybody's head turned to look at the door. Haru, Kyoko, and Nana stood there with snacks and tea. Haru sniffled, "Is that true, Tsuna-san?"
Tsuna's eyes widened. "Ah...um..." Tsuna stuttered and blushed.
"My, my, my little Tsu-kun's growing up!" Nana cooed, clapping her hands together.
"But I was supposed to be your wife!" Haru cried, dramatically falling to the ground in shock.
"Congratulations, Tsuna-kun." Kyoko smiled sweetly.
"Ahhh." Tsuna buried his face into a pillow. "Reborn!"
Reborn merely smirked as he watched the chaos unfold.
"THE EXTREME MATCHMAKING PLAN WAS A SUCCESS!"
(1) - Anyone ever watch "She's the Man?"
A/N: Ah... well, that was rather short. But this is definitely the end!
Thanks for reading!:D There's a sort of sequel one-shot I'm currently writing for Tsuna's birthday.:)
So, until next time...
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