Sorry it took me long guys.. I was really thinking about on how their date is going to happen but it ended up like this..

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Fran (Varia Top Magician)

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Rei: *drags authoress* let them read Hira-chan..

Hai~

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Fran immediately went out of Bel's room and walked back to his own room upon hearing his senpai's proposal on having a date with him. He wanted to laugh at Bel's face after those words got out of his mouth… It shocked him to no end.

"…get ready for a date."

He, the uncute kouhai, a frog peasant has just been asked by his moronic senpai to go on a date with him? Since he joined Varia, Bel always said that he doesn't go with peasants whenever he was teamed up with the prince.

He is always stabbed.

Forced to wear the hideous frog hat.

Called a frog.

And now… atop of all the stupid things that he will experience in his most hated life is having a "date" with this moronic senpai of his. Oh joy. He wanted to commit suicide right there and then if only he didn't know that he would only give his senpai something to rejoice about.

"Why would I be thinking about it? It's just a joke." Fran passed by the kitchen.

"Joke? Ara, did Bel-chan said something funny?" Lussuria appeared in front of him.

Fran wanted to thank his ability to maintain his passive face. He doesn't want his reputation as an unfazed person to be ruined. Fran thought that he is going to have a heart attack! Fran didn't even noticed the gaylord's presence neither did he hear Lussuria's voice at the kitchen. (Lussuria always sing whenever he is at the kitchen. God knows why but he couldn't tolerate his gay voice singing those mushy love songs while cooking.)

Maintaining his ever calm face, he turned to Lussuria and replied his in his usual sarcastic manner with his monotone way of speaking. "Senpai doesn't even know what a 'joke' is Lussuria-senpai. That word wouldn't fit inside—"

Before Fran could finish the question a knife embedded itself on his back. He didn't even need to turn and check the knife that pierced him. There is only person living at the Varia estate that always think that throwing knives on him is a fun game. And that would be none other than his stupid fake prince senpai- Belphegor.

True enough, he heard the guy's trademark laugh.

"Ushishishishi… you should never insult the prince, my uncute kouhai~"

Trademark? More like 'creepy' if you are going to ask me. Fran thought.

Well, no one's asking you. His infamous alter ego answered him again. And he could clearly imagine that if ego would have a face it would be grinning like his senpai.

Duh. You and your lack of imagination.

Fran wanted to retort that snarky remark that his alter ego just said. But that means that he would be arguing with himself again. And he has no plans or whatsoever to end up in a mental asylum in an instant if he went further on talking with his 'sensible' self.

Clearly Fran still has dreams that he wishes to fulfill first before he ends up his life due to insanity.

Like eliminating my alter ego.

Are you dumb or what? You cannot eliminate alter egos.

"And froggy should pay attention when the prince is talking!" Another set of knives was embedded on his skin. Obviously, Belphegor noticed Fran's little argument with his inner self and decided to interrupt because he is a prince. And peasants should always listen to anything that the prince has to say.

Logic?

There's none. You know how Bel doesn't make logic and just always reasons that he is a prince or that peasants should always listen to him because he's a royalty.

Fran just stared at the knives, and then looked back to Bel. "That hurt, senpai."

Knowing that his kouhai is just taunting him, Bel added more knives, making it plain obvious that he is not listening, and he doesn't care. Even though Bel always knew that he wouldn't be able to see any reaction on his kouhai no matter what he does, this fact still doesn't stop him from going all out on practicing his throwing skills on Fran.

This is what we call a warped type of fun- Belphegor version.

A pink colored heart hit Fran's head while he is insulting his favorite senpai internally, which turned out to be the fangirl or fanboy or fangay or… (thinks…) whatever-you-fan-something you call it, as Lussuria's eternal love for gayness. Looking at the flamboyant member of Varia it seems like he sees Fran and Bel's argument like a natural argument between lovers- which they are not.

A squeal that Fran swore didn't come from any male was heard. Then the illusionist was hugged by the Gaylord which rubbed his face on him like he was a teddy bear. Unfortunately Bel managed to foresee the 'motherly' thing that Lussuria is going to do giving the prince a time to dodge the act, leaving his kouhai the only and unfortunate victim.

"You two are so in love with each other nee~ "

Fran tried to deny the statements but the Gaylord seems to be in his 'gayworld' that he didn't even pay attention on what the illusionist was trying to say. "Sure, if you call—"

Another eardrum-crushing was heard.

"Finally Fran-chan admits his love for Bel-chan~! Mama supports the two of you okay~"

Mama? Bel and Fran sweatdropped at the statement.

I didn't realize that the word could be so terrifying if used by Lussuria-senpai.

Every word is terrifying when used by Lussuria-senpai why he in his fangay-mode. Especially when 'you' are the victim. His alter-ego retorted.

For once Fran and his alter ego had something they had both agreed upon.

It's 'WE'.

But his great other self had to be holding grudges on Fran or he will start thinking that his so-called alter-self is created by something that cannot be explained by science.

I'm just your alter ego, idiot.

Fran didn't want to admit that his alter ego is smarter than him. That can't be. There is no alter ego smarter than the mind it originated from… or so he thought. Fran was about to continue with his assessment with his mental stability, but when he heard his senpai's creepy laugh he just knew the next thing that would happen will be in favor of him.

Why?

It's just the way of nature.

"Ushishishi~ no talking back froggy~? Do you like being paired with the prince?" Fran never imagined that Bel could grin even wider. The illusionist took notice of something that is off with Bel's notorious smile. People may think that Bel always smiles the same, but Fran could distinguish the freaky smile, genuine smile, pissed off-smile , murderous smile, and psychotic smiles.

Fran mentally stabbed himself. I sounded like a stalker.

"I think I'd rather die—" Five knives automatically hit Fran.

"Wrong answer froggy~ Try again~"

"I'm serious Bel-senpai, I'd rather—"

Five more knives hit Fran. Lussuria being a 'mother figure' at the Varia, kept the green-haired boy away from the murderous Bel. "Mou, Bel-chan you shouldn't hurt Fran-chan. He's our illusionist you know. And our 'cute' kouhai~"

"Luss-senpai is right. If I die, the stupid long-haired captain wouldn't stop bitching you how hard it is to find a f*****g good illusionist, and how hard you two f*****g suffered before you were able to f*****g kidnap me." Fran replied in a monotone voice, trying to mimic what Squalo is going to say when he is murdered by Bel.

"Whatever frog." Bel frowned and tried to leave the scene.

Being a genius as he is, Bel knew better than to argue with Lussuria. The prince was just about to go back to his room when he heard remembered something, at the same time an idea went inside his genius head. Bel grinned. It is a great payback for the prince— comparing him to a cockroach.

Uh-oh… Fran noticed the change at Bel's grin. And he knew the prince has something in his mind. The illusionist wanted to take back what he had just said. But what has been done cannot be changed. Right now, all he wanted to do is get out of Lussuria's hug and keep his senpai's mouth shut in any way possible. Even if it is using his illusions.

Too late. Fan cannot get out of Lussuria's arms and he couldn't concentrate enough to create an illusion. Lussuria's hug is more than you can ask for if someone wants a distraction.

"Ushishishishi… Don't you forget that you have a date with the royalty tomorrow, frog~."

"KYAAAAAAAAAAH! A DATE? A D-A-T-E? Mou! Why are you hiding these things from 'Mama'?"

Yes. You heard him right. It's a f*****g date. Happy now?

Senpai asked me on a date in his most delirious state. You think I would believe that? He wanted to talk back. But he knew it would be useless because his voice will only be drowned by Lussuria's fangaying over him. If there is such word.

"KKKYYYYYAAAAAAHH! Let me choose you a dress, Fran-chan! I'll make sure you'll be cute on it!"

I don't need a dress. I'm a guy as you can see.

Oh great. Fran's ears went deaf with Lussuria's high-pitched squeals of adoration. But the illusionist isn't the type of person who would let this kind of things just pass. He needed to retort back. And there is only one thing that Fran ever knew that could ever piss off the prince. "With your cockroach—"

Uncountable knives automatically appeared on Bel's both hands, his grin changing to a murderous one."Don't even try to finish that sentence froggy~"

Fran knew that smirk playing on Bel's face. He knew that the prince was dead serious. And Fran knew that he has to shut his mouth, if he prefers to be alive of course.

He really loves his twin brother this much that he even despises the adjective that describes his twin.

"You have a date with me~ Ushishishishi… Fran" The last part was almost a whisper, and seems like it was only meant for no one to hear.

Fran? Too bad the illusionist has a good sense of hearing. All thank on his current job- an assassin. He wanted to ask if the prince really called him by his 'real' name and not some nice nickname he had for him, but he knew it isn't the time for that. If he asks that question right now, his sufferings from the hands of the Lussuria won't end and there will e a new good set of knives piercing him.

He had no plan or whatsoever to become a human cactus no matter how green his hair and eyes are.

That's lame authoress. Fran monotoned at the narrator which is also the authoress.

I know. But you don't have any way to stop me right? So shut up and go with my wonderful imagination~. The narrator smirks proudly and shuts Fran up.

Fran's supposed to be retorts at the narrator were instantly forgotten the moment felt he like committing suicide right there and then because the next thing he knew Lussuria's squeals even raised its pitches (if that was even possible) and he was crushed on a hug of love. Fran could swear that he heard a glass broke.

"Ushishishishi…" Feeling better at his payback, Bel walked away as his laugh echoed through the hallway mixing with Fran's protests and Lussuria's squeals his face showed a large grin showing that he is satisfied on what just happened. And leaving Lussuria shower Fran with utmost unwanted attention.

"The prince has a date~ Ushishishishi.. Ushishishishishi…~" Bel sang all the way to his room.

No doubt. Bel is happy.

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Fran heard the door clicked when he twisted the lock if his room. It was a quite hard task to get Lussuria off him. Technically, he wasn't able to do that. It was an open secret in their group that he is not that strong physically. And looking at their sun guardian it is obvious that he can't win, at least physically.

But mentally…

Yes, he used his illusions. Call it cheating or however you like but Fran would rather make his abilities useful than be traumatized by more gayness. The illusionist knew that it was time to switch to some dirty tactics when he saw he heard Lussuria say that he will bring Fran to his room so he could chose over his dress collection. (yes, folks he does have a cabinet full of dresses. Oh, sorry I'm wrong. He had a room full of girly and frilly dresses. Complete with make-ups and accessories.)

All he had to do was create an illusion of a mirror that gave a reflection of Lussuria having a tiny pimple. He should've brought a camera with him to have a souvenir of that moment. Imagine the shock and horror displayed on the sun guardian's face, when he saw that innocent small red lump at his forehead. The *cough* guy *cough* almost fainted from disbelief.

The next thing he knew Lussuria was running to the bathroom. Shrieking at the top of his lungs.

"That was easy." Fran said to himself.

Now that he is finally back at the comforts of his own room, everything that had happened 24 hours ago started to play back on his mind. And the worst part is the part that his mind chose to play is his great experience with babysitting a knife-obsessed-assassin slash senpai.

He walked at the mirror and stared at his reflection. "And he asked me for a date tomorrow."

"I'm a guy."

Good observation. That is something that is plain obvious. His alter ego started bugging him again but he chose to ignore it. Instead he observed his features.

He knew his hair color was an unusual one, almost sea green. Well, Kikyo of Millefiore's Real Six Funeral Wreaths almost have the same hair color but Fran's hair color is more vibrant. Capturing the attention of any person who would be seeing him for the first time. It is also unusually soft as told by some people who knew him. Even M-M asked him once what is he using with his hair. He really doesn't care about it. There were times that he wore a cap just to hide the green mass atop of his head. To blend in. Thanks to my hair I am now referred as a frog. And forced to wear a frog hat too.

Then, he noticed his eyes. They are two shades darker than his hair. It's as expressionless as his face, and as if to emphasize his eyes further there were small triangular marks near his eyes. He didn't know how he got it, or if it's a birthmark or he just decided to randomly put a tattoo and just forgot it. His eyes never changed their expression, they are always blank. Whether he feels, happy, sad or pissed off, his eyes are giving away nothing of his emotion. His eyes never register pain or hatred.

But what about love? He heard his other self talking to him again.

Stupid question.

'Stupid answer.'

Fran decided to ignore his alter ego again, though the question really bothered his mind. He then, noticed his skin. He has a pale complexion that only made things worst. It only made his unusual features stand out and on the top of that it only made him look younger than his age.

"What did that stupid moronic fake prince saw and he asked me on a date?"

'That's redundancy.'

Shut up.

'Yeah right. Like I will listen to you.'

"Moreover, why am I assuming that he is serious with his invitation?" Fran paused. "Stupidness is contagious."

The illusionist walked out of the mirror and headed straight to the bathroom, all he need is a nice shower to clear of his now stupid mind. And he needs his rest too. He had enough of babysitting some psychotic sick prince for one night. And he had enough of saying the word 'stupid' for one day.

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As soon as the warm water touched his skin, Fran felt himself relaxing. He didn't even realized that he is really tired until he soaked himself at the tub, filling the water with his favorite bath salt and letting himself be hidden by the forming bubbles. He didn't even notice the time and just let himself fall asleep.

Fran felt refreshed when he woke up. He felt so light that he feels like practicing his deadliest illusions at the moment. Everything seemed so perfect at the moment. No sign of that horrible and absurd froggy hat that his senpai forced him to wear, the bed is soft, he is in his favorite pajamas…

Fran paused.

"I was taking a bath right?" Fran did take a double-take.

His eyes roamed on himself. Based on the bed sheets he was carefully tucked to his bed before he woke up. He is certainly wearing his favorite green pajamas—

"The prince is here to pick the peasant up~ Ushishishishi…"

The door opened with a bang that cut off his current trail of thought. Fran isn't expecting any morning visitor in his room at this moment because he never really have visitors. It was a surprise for him to find his senpai looking so fresh, and so vibrant in the morning greeting him with his usual freaky smile that almost cut his face in half. Yet Fran is still sitting on his bed, hair disheveled from his sleep, his eyes getting a somewhat glassy looks like any other normal person look like when they just woke up.

Why am I complimenting him?

Yes. He considers that as a compliment folks. Deal with it.

"Senpai, your room is at the next door. You are trespassing."

"The prince knows this is froggy's room."

"Then why are you here?" Fran asked, getting confused.

"…" Bel stared at Fran. Though the illusionist's face doesn't show it, he knew by the way his kouhai asked, Fran already forgot about yesterday. Their date. And Bel isn't happy.

"Get dressed."

"What? I'm getting my sleep senpai. Don't you have any other people to bug today? Aside from me of course." Fran let himself drop again on his bed and pulled the covers above his head trying to get his sleep back. But he just knew that thing will not go as he plans to especially when Bel is around. Fran felt the bed shift and some murderous aura started to fill his room.

"The prince tells the frog to get dressed."

"…"

"Or do you want the prince to change you~ Ushishishishi…"

The illusionist was surprised at the sudden declaration. Thank god for the covers for he was blushing a ton underneath. "Pervert."

Fran didn't move so Bel decided to scare his kouhai a little and slowly removed the covers off and laid beside the bed facing the unfazed face of his uncute kouhai. And to make things more dramatic than ever he let out a snicker. "Ushishishishi…"

Just as expected by the prince Fran bolted out of the bed and went straight to the bathroom. He even heard the door making a 'click' sound being a proof that it was locked. But no locks can stand to Bel. He always barges in and never minds to pick locks. Bel was satisfied at the reaction and stood up heading for the door. "The prince is giving you 30 minutes froggy~ "

And the prince finally left the room and waited outside leaving his kouhai having thoughts of banging his head at the bathroom tiles he is currently facing right now with the hopes that he would be able to kill the mocking voice of his alter ego inside his head..

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After a few minutes…

"If the frog doesn't get out of his room within 10 seconds the prince will enter—" The prince's rants were cut when the door suddenly opened and Fran came out. It left him speechless though he won't admit it.

The illusionist is wearing a white short-sleeved jacket with a printed number 26 at the right sleeve and a blue wristband. Paired by brown pants that ended past his knee followed by gray-and-green-striped socks. Fran also wore a dark blue high-cut converse for his shoes and a gray white cap with a green lining. Yes, his motif was composed of white, blue and green. The colors and his choice of style only make him younger than his actual age and made him boyish than his usual aloof looks. Though, this is really how he dresses up as a civilian not that he wanted to impress his senpai.

Bel was speechless.

The prince doesn't look bad himself wearing his usual striped shirt only red and white in color and in the form of a hoodie. Bel is also wearing denim pants paired with red sneakers. It was simple yet it revealed more of Bel's appeal.

"Are you ready for the date froggy?" Bel was the first one to recover from shock. He is really looking forward on what will happen today. Nothing gets even better unless his frog is around, and now they are going to get out 'together'.

"Senpai… did you just said.. 'date'?"

Everything flashed back inside the illusionist's mind. This is going to be a long day of hell for him.

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Finally done! XDD

Sorry guys… I still haven't made up my mind on their date yet.. if you have suggestions please feel free to say them ^_^…

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I just feel like there is someone who is going to ask me draw this scene.. =_=lll

I just feel it…

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