UniversalOverlordess lives here!

Watch for flying camels.

Other than my obvious wit, style, and womanly charm, there's not a lot to tell.

...Okay, there's a lot to tell.

First things first:

Things I will not tell you.

1) Age

2) Sex

3) Location

4) Number of planets I've visited

5) Number of planets I've destroyed

6) Other random useless bits of trivia that directly affect my social standing

-Side note: I will tell you about my gender. I am female. But my personal sex life? Not bloody likely.-

Second things second:

Things I will tell you.

1) Favorites

2) Dislikes

3) Other random useless bits of trivia that do not directly affect my social standing.

Dislikes: LOVOPHOBES.

Now that we've got that out of the way, I'd like to share my likes and favorites.

-Television shows-

Glee (I'm a total Klaine fangirl. And I'm proud, so, so proud), Bones... Murder shows... (Yeah, yeah, I know. What does that say about me...)

-Anime/Manga-

I likes them. ^^

-Pairings-

I like pears. Pears are good =3. Oh...pairings. Eh. You'll see.

-Books-

Too many to count. Try reading the library, and you'll find most of them. Some of them are out of print.

-Movies-

Any anime movie, especially Miyazaki's lovely work; O Brother, Where Art Thou; Labyrinth; some Disney movies...though I like to make fun of them more than I like to watch them.

-Bands-

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; Three Days Grace; Sonata Arctica; Irish Rovers; Sum 41; Flight of the Conchords; Rhianna; Aqua; Green Day; Morning Wood (current obsession: Nth Degree ) ...

Random stuff:

Tumblr

^That is my tumblr. Yes, I caved. I mostly reblog Glee stuff, but if you just want to chat or...yeah, that's it! You should all totally go and be all, 'hai', and I'll be all, 'hai', and then you can ask me questions and give me prompts and WE CAN BE FRIENDS!!! ...okay, I'm staying away from the cookies.

So, I am now what most people would call a college student. That means that my life is now dedicated to my major. It also means that I do not have a life. So, because my life is nonexistent, I will be putting up an Update list for my stories. I thank all of those who read and review my stories. I love you all!

STORIES BEING UPDATED:

Illusione Orale: I am hoping to update soon! I promise!

The Diamond in the Midden: I totally updated it!!!!!!!! I feel so proud!!

END OF UPDATE LIST:

Thanks for taking notice of the update list. I feel bad that I even need it.

Srsly.

...I just realized that I suck at updating my Update list... -bangs head against the wall-

I'm sorry. My brain has decided to take a holiday, leaving me, essentially, with a body and a hyperactive mouth. Please excuse me while I retrieve and maim my already shattered mind...and don't worry. It's used to being maimed; you'll find that I'll be functioning properly within a few minutes of...said retrieval.

Lots of happy brain maiming to you all,

-Overlordess (I like the sound of that!)