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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681398, Profile Updated: 06-20-12
Author has written 5 stories for Modern Faerie Tales, Death Note, Naruto, and Twilight.

I prefer to keep my privacy and will not be posting any personal information on this site. I do take requests for stories and suggestions for stories currently in progress.

Age: Classified.

Lives: in a shoe.

Likes: Music, Art, Pants, Muffins, Short Order Cooks, Stuffed Animal Sheep, the word Whimsical, Squigglies, Men Who Wear Yellow, People who laugh at nothing, Food, Planets, Air, Living, Hot Air Balloons, Violins, Hugs, Hair, Awkward Silences, Pandas, Coral, Water Balloons, Questions, Square Roots, Old Houses, the Sea, Mountains, Clouds, Roller coasters, Conspiracy Theories, Candles, Spearmint, Apples, Steam, Killing off my Characters, Armadillos, Peppermint, and Learning.

Hates: Bubblegum flavored toothpaste, Pink (the color), People who love/hate everything, Mosquitoes, Cucumbers, Birds, I.Q. tests, People who wear to much scent, labels, Olives, Old Milk, Orange Juice, Oust, Pollen, OMG tping lyk th1s, Cell Phones, Phones in general, 24 Hour Newstations, Tube Tops, Borat, Nepolian Dynamite, Bacon, Ham, and P.E.T.A.

Goals: Do something, ANYTHING important.

Song of the Moment: "A Kiss from a Rose", by Seal.


Favorite Stories(also includes plays, musicals, movies, video games, ect.): Death Note, Absolute Boyfriend, Alice 19th, Tithe, Valiant, Ironside, Heir Apparent, Hunger Games. The King's Diamond, Mirror of her Dreams, A Hero of Our Time, Othello, Things Fall Apart, Wind May Cry, Yu Yu Hakusho, Once Upon a Time, The Incomparable Jane, And then there was One, Into the Woods, A New Brain, Wicked, Once Upon a Mattress, Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Coat, You're a Good Man Charlie Brown, Avenue Q, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, How the Other Half Lives, Goats and Monkeys, Kingdom Hearts, Okage, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Happily Ever After, The Stephanie Plum Novels, Edward Scissor Hands. Pirates of the Caribbean, One Piece, Bleach, 1/2 Prince, Nightmare Before Christmas, Jurassic Park, Avengers, Deadpool, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, Batman, Justice League, x-men, Dr. Strange, Hana Kimi, Fairies Landing, Star Ocean, The Timeline, The Descent of Woman, DBZ, 1/2 Prince, and The Dictionary.

More will be added as I think of them. The ones that are listed are stories that I enjoy, and will not have to research in order to take requests.

Additional Info: Side characters are more interesting to me then the main characters. Cannon stories annoy me a little; due to lack of originality. I hate Mary Sues. I am however alright with oc. As long as the character is tastefully done and believable. Also, anyone who can write well in the first person has my respect.

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Mr Dobbits Chocolates and Cakes Save the World by onewealthyhobo reviews
All Harry ever wanted was to raise Teddy in a proper home, but of course his fame wouldn't allow them that sort of peace. So they forsake magic to find themselves a true home. Perhaps they'll find it in Forks? Harry/Chief Swan Teddy/Jacob
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Harry P., Charlie S.] [Teddy L., Jacob]
Bring It On, You Asshole by Cyril de Ciel reviews
Losing a bet to Malfoy, Harry is to take on the job of Bruce Wayne's personal secretary and bodyguard in Gotham City for a year. Thing is, none of the man's secretaries have ever stayed on for more than 1 week—if they were lucky. M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
Magic is the perfect icebreaker by Koby J reviews
Arthur tries to hide his dislike when one of his knights form a strong friendship with Merlin. What he doesn't know is that Merlin saved the man's life with his magic. M/A, rated T incase of later chapters
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,742 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
River Flows In You by yourrecordsallilistento reviews
In a clearing in the Lima forest there was a small lakelet with completely clear water. In that lakelet a creature resembling a human being was swimming around happily.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Mine by kuhekabir reviews
Merlin gets kidnapped and his life takes an interesting turn once he gets rescued…has everyone gone mad or is he missing some vital information?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
A Balm for Social Failure by uberneko-zero reviews
L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,452 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Your Eyes by Wings-of-the-Blood-Angel reviews
Back from a failed mission, Naruto is given a task as the only one currently available to take it, to take care of an injured "Caged bird" But what happens when Naruto starts to feel a pull in his heart for Neji? Will Neji feel it to? NejixNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Death Doll by crematosis reviews
AU Instead of a Death Note, a doll is dropped from the shinigami realm. What is Light to do when he realizes that this 'doll' is quite a lot of trouble? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Light Y.
Oedipus Complex by feshnie reviews
Oedipus Complex, an unconscious sexual desire that a son feels towards his mother, combined with hatred to his father. NaruOC, SasuNaru. Slash, Mpreg, incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,280 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Rethinking Things He Never Knew by SARXII reviews
It seemed to be a normal fight between the two men, but that couldn't have been further from the truth. L hits his head and wakes up with no recollection of who he is, sending the task force upside down and Light head over heels. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - L, Light Y.
Werefox by SanguineFox reviews
Hiei is just your normal everyday teen with two problems... 1 He's in love with his best friend, Shuuichi, and 2 there's a certain fox demon that won't leave him alone. HK, AU Yaoi
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
In the End by mamma DX reviews
Akio has found the Death Note but doesn't intend to use it. He says there is but one to use it and that's Light himself. He begins to question Ryuk about shinigami and resurrection. When there are gods of death... there must be gods of life. OC, yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y.
Popcorn and Butter by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Misa doesn't care how gay boyfriend-chan is, he will have sex with her and he will LIKE it!Smutlicious RaiMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Skin deep by CoGaShA reviews
The scars make me ugly so I hide my face and myself and push everyone away, so why is that a handsome guy on the train keep sitting next to me.NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Far Too Shy to Speak to you at School by Iamwiththewolf reviews
for Count von Count. another fluffy EdwardMike oneshot! SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Cliche Callenge reviews
A callenge issued revolving aroung time travel, which is the one cliche I have not seen in abundance in this fandom. Rules are inside. Does not need do be Edward/Jacob, but must contain slash. Winner will be selected in December.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Others reviews
There were other children in Whammy’s house. They may not have succeded L, however, each of them carved their way into the world. These are their stories. Rating may change because killing characters is fun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Matt
The World Above reviews
Ninjas have become rare in the modern era. Naruto, one of the few remaining, has a new mission. Body gaurd Sasuke Uchiha, the spoiled son of a wealthy family. If only Sasuke could keep his hands off of him. As well as everyone else's. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Bells
L never discovered the meaning behind the bells. These are some of his whimsical final thoughts on the bells. Designed to be metaphorical, if you read into the subtext well enough. Continued?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Published: 12/28/2008 - L
The Willow Tree reviews
A short story about Roibins first kill after Silarial sent him to the Night Court, and about how he became the way he is now because of who his first kill was. Romance, if you squint. Feedback is welcome. Even if it is harsh. Rated for Safety.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete