I've really been at it this week haven't I? This is the first time I'm writing something AU. I got this idea on the train when I was studying for my Anatomy Exam. Isn't that weird? I mean, what does this and Anatomy have in common? Proves to show how well I was studying :D

THIS FANFIC WILL CONTAIN YAOI (boyxboy) SO HERE'S YOUR WARNING. IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU...

Anyway, hope you guys enjoy this!

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine sadly *tear*

Chapter 1: Welcome to the Precinct

"Alright!" Naruto shouted, pumping his fist in the air, "Perfect shot!"

He chanced a glance at Iruka as he pulled his heavy ear mufflers off. The older cop was cradling both his ears with a pained expression on his face that slowly morphed into a complete and utter look of rage.

Naruto gulped as he lowered the gun.

Damn, he forgot to wait for Iruka to put on a pair of ear mufflers before taking his shot at the target.

"NARUTO!" Iruka bellowed, stepping towards the now trembling blond, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO CHECK THE ROOM BEFORE TAKING SHOTS AT THE TARGET?"

Letting out a nervous laugh, Naruto scratched the back of his head subconsciously, "Uh…many times?"

Now standing in front of his student with a murderous expression on his face, Iruka held back the urge to wipe that silly grin off the younger man's face. The blond on the other hand, shrugged his shoulders before turning and pointing at the target he'd just shot.

Heaving a disgruntled sigh, Iruka gave up and lowered his hands from his ears.

They were still ringing. Cursing silently, he peered out at the shooting range. Naruto's target was hanging a couple of hundred yards away. With a quick movement of his hand, Iruka hit the large green button on his right, causing a large machine to slowly bring the target towards them.

When it was close enough, Iruka grabbed it, studying hard.

Naruto held his breath.

He was sure of it.

This time, he had definitely hit the bull's eye on his first try.

Trying to peer over his instructor's shoulder, Naruto tried to catch a glimpse of his target.

A dangerous growl emitting from one Iruka Umino told him that that was a bad idea.

With a laborious sigh, Naruto leaned back against the wall and took off his goggles, waiting as patiently as he could for Iruka to finish.

Honestly, he didn't know what was taking the guy so long. It didn't take this much time to decipher whether or not someone hit the target. The bullet hole was either inside or outside the red circle.

The police academy in Konoha sure was hell to get into.

Heck, it was even tougher on the guys that wanted 'in' on the special unit. He spent two years training for the regular task force and another extra two years just so he could get on board with the special unit.

All his friends were taking the examinations as well.

They were all determined to make it on the force this year. However, Naruto's reasons for joining the special unit ran far deeper than the average cops'.

When he was just a year old, his mother had died leaving him all alone with his father.

Minato Uzumaki had been the chief of police in Konoha.

Everybody loved him and looked up to him, including his still infant son. Minato was always at the precinct, working and trying his best to keep the city he loved safe.

That was how Naruto meet everyone at the K Precinct. And it was also how Naruto met Sasuke Uchiha.

Fugaku Uchiha had been the warden of the large city prison, his wife Mikoto was Minato's secretary. She would sometimes bring her younger son to the precinct along with her. Their eldest son however, preferred to stay by his friends so Naruto never got a chance to meet the older Uchiha.

However, Sasuke…he saw plenty.

The first day they met was a day all the seasoned officers remembered as 'The Day of the Tods.'

Naruto and Sasuke had become rivals within an hour of their meeting.

The two boys would usually be seen arguing or competing over the most silliest of things. Sasuke would never admit it now, but he once got into a fight with Naruto over who got to walk inside the precinct first.

However, things took a turn for the worse a couple of weeks after Naruto's third birthday.

Minato had needed to drop Naruto off at Jiraiya's place for a couple of hours. The old seasoned crime veteran had been Minato's academy instructor before he became a cop.

The two of them were quite the pair. It even could be said their teacher-student relationship rivaled those of the most famous.

Jiraiya had even been named Naruto's godfather.

That night, Minato was going to bust a huge prostitution ring. Before leaving to go on the sting, Minato had ruffled Naruto's unruly hair and made the boy promise to be good and behave. Naruto had made a comment that he was always good and well behaved; that made the two older men laugh.

Before heading to his cruiser, Minato had placed a kiss on Naruto's forehead. Kneeling down before his son, Minato told him that he loved him and would come pick him up later that night. Naruto had jumped into his father's arms and hugged him tight.

That was the last time he ever saw his father alive.

Apparently, the head of the prostitution ring had put up a harder fight than the Chief of Police had ever expected.

His team of officers found themselves in a nasty predicament.

They were outnumbered and outgunned.

One of the officers had been shot and was leaning against a filing cabinet, bleeding heavily. By some miracle, Minato had gotten every officer out of the building that had been hosting the criminal enterprise. He even managed to cuff one of the higher ranked thugs. That night, he had returned to the station a happy man. Grabbing his keys, he drove down to Jiraiya's house to pick up his son. When he got there, the boy was already asleep. So as carefully as he could, Minato put his son in his car and drove home.

It was a quick drive from Jiraiya's house to his…barely even five minutes.

Minato parked his car in the driveway and got out. He had just gotten the passenger door open when he was shot in the chest from behind. Blood splattered into the car as Minato fell forwards.

Naruto, stirred in his sleep. His eyes opened slowly as a pair of hands grabbed him and lifted him out of the car roughly. The small boy tried to shout out but was unable to as a filthy hand clamped over his mouth. Struggling hard, Naruto tried to disentangle himself from his attacker's deadly embrace. His wriggling however, was literally cut short when the man pulled out a knife and sliced into the young boy's cheek. He made six cuts across the Naruto's face, three horizontal lines on each cheek.

Naruto cried out in pain. The sound muffled by the assailant's hand.

Just then, two police cruisers pulled up.

Apparently, with the last bit of his remaining strength, Minato had sent out a distress call that was answered by the officers closest to his location.

The assailants turned out to be some of the thugs hired by the prostitution ring.

They were caught…but that didn't bring Minato Uzumaki back.

The precinct had mourned the loss of their beloved chief for three weeks before finally asking Jiraiya to come back to the force and take up the position. The veteran cop declined but told them he knew someone who would be a great candidate for the job.

Thus, Tsunade was given the name Chief of Police.

Jiraiya had taken Naruto in and assumed the post of Deputy Chief (Tsunade wouldn't have agreed to become Chief if he didn't) and continued to write his drabble on the side.

"It's your lucky day," Iruka finally said, handing Naruto the target. The blond grabbed the rough paper out of his instructor's hands and looked it over. His eyes widened as his mouth stretched out into a wide grin.

"Hell yeah!"

Iruka smiled as he watched the boy jump around like a five-year-old.

I have to stop worrying about the little brat, he thought to himself, there was only so much he could do to keep Naruto out of danger. He trained him well, taught him everything he could. Now it was all up to him.

"Make sure you're at the precinct at eight, come Monday morning," Iruka said, "You're going to be assigned a partner and given your badge, so please, don't screw it up."

"Yeah, yeah," Naruto nodded, barely able to contain his excitement.

He couldn't wait to tell everyone! Already, he could see the look on Sasuke's face.

That bastard was going to see it clearly this time.

Naruto Uzumaki had just beaten that brooding jerk!

He rushed out of the shooting range as fast as he could while trying at the same time to pull his phone out of his pocket. Apparently, running and trying to get your cell out of your pocket was harder than it looked.

Finally pulling it out, he sent a mass text to every one of his friends.

Party at Ichiraku tonight! Be there at eight!

:::

Naruto grinned. He pulled his keys out of his blue Chevy truck and chuckled to himself. All but jumping out of the car, he ran up the seven steps leading to the precinct door and swung it open.

The place was as busy as usual.

As far as the eye could see, cops were walking in and out of offices.

Naruto saluted the picture of his dad hanging on the wall and proceeded down the hallway.

"Hey Naruto," Kotetsu waved as he saw the blond pass. The cop was hovering over his partner's desk as the other tried to finish writing a report for the case they solved the other day.

Izumo looked up from his paperwork as Naruto approached them. He smiled as Naruto plopped himself in the chair opposite his desk.

"Hey, what you up to?"

"Izumo's writing up his report on the Sadamu case," Kotetsu said with a sly smile.

"No," Izumo grit his teeth, "I'm writing up your case report on the Sadamu case."

Kotetsu grinned and shrugged his shoulders while the other cop sighed.

How in the world do I always get stuck doing all of Kotetsu's paperwork, Izumo thought to himself as he grumbled.

"Haha, sucks to be you, Izumo," Naruto laughed.

Izumo grunted.

"So what brings you to the precinct?" He asked as he continued filling out Kotetsu's report.

"Guess," Naruto grinned.

Kotetsu rubbed his chin, "You get in another fight with Sasuke?"

"Nope."

"Sakura filed a restraining order against you?"

"Shut up, Izumo."

"Did you steal Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise novel?"

"If I did, why the hell would I hide at the precinct?" Naruto furrowed his brow.

"What is it then?"

Naruto narrowed his eyes at the two officers, "Is it really that hard to figure out?" He grumbled, hands crossed over his chest.

Kotetsu and Izumo shared a look.

"It couldn't be…" Izumo put his pencil down.

"Was Iruka holding the examinations this week?" Kotetsu leaned over Izumo to look at the calendar hanging on the wall.

Naruto couldn't take it any longer, "Yes! Yes! I passed the examination! Honestly, you'd think you would have remembered it. I've been talking about it for weeks!"

"We knew, we were just messing with you, squirt," Kotetsu grinned, ruffling Naruto's hair.

Izumo smiled and went back to filling out the report, "In all honesty, I don't think anyone here could have forgotten."

Naruto jumped from his chair and slammed his palms on the desk, smiling like an idiot. "You bet! Come Monday, I'll be getting my badge and joining the ranks of the police force of Konoha!"

Just then, the phone rang on Izumo's desk. Without a moment's hesitation, Kotetsu picked it up earning himself a glare from the stationed Izumo.

"This is Captain Hagane speaking."

Kotetsu scribbled something on a scrap of paper lying on Izumo's desk as he nodded his head. Seeing that the two officers had work to do, Naruto waved goodbye at Izumo as the poor officer tried to finish the case report while Kotetsu occupied over half the desk space. On his way to Tsunade's office, he ran into Genma. In the traditional Genma fashion, the older cop had a single toothpick jutting out of his mouth.

Seeing Naruto, he grinned, "Hey kid, how was the examination?"

"I passed!"

"Up high!"

Slapping the other's palm, Naruto grinned back brightly. After exchanging pleasantries with his senior, the blond turned to go.

"I heard the good news."

Spinning around quickly, Naruto found himself looking up at Kakashi, his mask covering the smile plastered to his face.

"Yeah, who told you?" Naruto tried to hide the pleased expression on his face.

"Iruka," Kakashi said. He patted Naruto on the head, "Good Boy."

"I'm not a dog," Naruto grumbled.

"KAKASHI!" A female voice rang out.

The silver haired man sighed, "Gotta run. See ya."

Naruto watched as Kakashi bolted down the hallway and ran towards Izumo's desk. The blond shook his head sadly. Poor Izumo. First Kotetsu and now Kakashi.

He was never going to finish filling out that case report…

From the left side of the hall with one hand fisted around a rather large amount of paper came Shizune. Huffing and puffing as she ran past a bewildered Naruto.

Noticing him out of the corner of her eye, she instantly backpedaled."Hey, how'd it go?"

"I passed," Naruto buffed his nails against his orange hoodie as if it was nothing major. The smile on his face proved otherwise.

"That's great!" Shizune nodded her head in approval. "Now by any chance, did you see where Kakashi ran off to? I got a bunch of case reports that he hasn't filed yet, and the deadline is in two days."

"Try Izumo's desk," he suggested.

"Thanks."

Shizune cast him a thankful glance before furrowing her brows and running after the slacker.

Finally reaching Tsunade's office, Naruto grabbed the bronzed doorknob and gave it a good twisting, pushing the door open. Stepping into the Chief's office, his eyes went straight to the picture of his father hanging on the wall. He smiled at it before turning his attention to the woman behind the large mahogany desk.

"Hey Grandma, guess what?" He watched the vein on Tsunade's forehead throb as the Chief of Police gritted her teeth.

"How many times have I told you to stop calling me that?" Brown eyes glared at the intruding individual.

Naruto sat himself down in a chair opposite her desk and grinned.

The old bat was happy to see him no matter what she said, and he knew it.

"Guess." He wiggled his eyebrows.

Tsunade sighed and leaned back in her chair. What time was it? She glanced at the clock hanging on the wall. Damn, it was already half past three. Her eyes returned to the boy seated in front of her.

He could barely sit still he was so excited.

A smile played across her face, "Did you pass?"

"Hell yeah!" Naruto lifted his feet and rested them on the side of Tsunade's desk. Just like clockwork, Tsunade pushed Naruto's feet off with one of her books and stood up, walking around her desk before flicking him in the forehead.

Just like always, Naruto clamped both hands to his throbbing brow and glared daggers at the Chief.

Watching closely, Naruto followed Tsunade with his eyes as she walked across the room and opened a cabinet. Pulling out a little box from inside, she handed it to him. Naruto looked at the box in puzzlement. Slowly, he lifted the lid and pulled out a chain with a large blue crystal attached to it.

"What's this?" He asked, dangling the crystal in front of himself as he inspected it curiously.

"It's a crystal amulet," Tsunade replied, "I would like you to have it."

Naruto glanced at the Chief only to find her face set in a serious expression.

"I want you to wear it at all times, alright?"

Not quite sure what was going on here, Naruto nodded before putting the necklace around his neck.

Tsunade sighed in relief.

"Uh, thanks Tsunade," he mumbled sheepishly

She gave her head a nod.

Aching to go and tell more people the good news, Naruto licked his lips, "Have you seen Jiraiya anywhere? I checked in his office but he wasn't there..."

Trailing off, he swallowed hard as his eyes witnessed Tsunade snap the pencil she had been holding in two. A dangerous fire seemed to dance in her eyes as she leaned over her desk.

"Jiraiya," she let out a low chuckle, "Is off doing…research."

Hightailing it out of the room, Naruto barely managed to run through the door before he heard Tsunade's voice boom behind him.

"YOU TELL THAT PERV, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, THERE WON'T JUST BE A HOSPITAL HE'LL NEED BUT A GRAVESTONE AS WELL!"

:::

Making his way towards Ichiraku, Naruto felt his stomach grumble. In his mind's eye he imagined a steaming bowl of ramen awaiting him. As he walked in, Teuchi and Ayame waved familiarly to him.

"Hey Naruto, long time no see," Teuchi joked.

"Let me guess," Ayame interjected before Naruto could say anything, "You'd like the ramen."

The blond blushed sheepishly, "Yeah."

"I reserved a table for you lot in the back," Teuchi said.

Naruto thanked the owner before heading toward the aforementioned table. He found most of his friends already there.

Kiba and Choji were having an arm wrestling match while Ino and Sakura argued about who was going to sit next to Sasuke when he got there.

Naruto sighed as his heart clenched painfully in his chest.

Sakura…

"Hey, Naruto," Temari greeted casually as she stood from her seat between her two brothers. Naruto smiled at the blonde as he approached.

Kiba groaned as his hand hit the table. Choji lifted both arms in the air as signs of victory, "I win. Now you have to buy me a bowl of sizzling beef sticks!"

Kiba cursed, "Damn it."

"I told you not to bet," Shikamaru lazily lifted his head off the table before he shifted on the bench to give Naruto enough room to slide in next to him. Gaara lowered his glass of water as he stared at the blond.

"So," the redhead spoke, "How did it go?"

"I passed," Naruto replied nonchalantly.

"Congratulations!"

"That's great!"

"That's very good," Gaara said slowly.

"Hn."

Blue eyes narrowed at the raven haired man standing in the doorway. The corner of Naruto's mouth drew upwards as he smirked, "Hey Sasuke, did you pass the examination yet?"

Upon reaching the table, the Uchiha calmly took a seat across from the anxious blond, "Yeah."

Naruto suddenly frowned, "When did you take it?"

Sasuke smirked but didn't say anything.

Nothing pissed Naruto off more than Sasuke ignoring his questions.

And the Uchiha knew that.

"Bastard," Naruto glared.

"When did you take the exam, Sasuke?" Sakura asked. She had her finger wrapped around a lock of pink hair, her eyes held steadfast on Sasuke's face.

The Uchiha sighed, "I took it the first day it was offered."

Naruto growled and was just about to say something when Ayame walked in with Naruto's bowl of ramen. The boy forgot whatever it was he was going to say as he dug into the most delectable thing his palate had ever tasted. Sasuke watched Naruto wolf down the noodles in disgust.

While the gang ate, Shino and Hinata arrived along with Neji, Tenten and Lee.

"Hey, Lee!" Naruto called, "I passed the exam!"

"That is great news, Naruto! This means we shall be working in the same building this year. I am so glad," Lee said happily.

"There is a lot of work," Neji said after he sat down, "The Precinct is really cracking down on the criminal this year."

"Hey Tenten, did you fill out the case report?" Temari asked her partner.

"Yeah," the brown haired girl grumbled, "Everyone at the precinct has been stuck at the desk filing this and that. I don't know how Captain Gai does it, but he always has everything filed before the deadline! Seriously, he's like a machine!"

"Captain Gai is the best!" Lee stated, "There is no one better than Captain Gai! We train the hardest and capture the most criminals than any team, isn't that right Neji?"

Neji gritted his teeth. Just thinking about Captain Gai reminded him of all the embarrassing situations he'd been thrown into head first.

Lee took Neji's silence as a yes and began further praising Captain Gai.

"Hey, Sakura," Naruto looked up at Sakura, eyes locking with those of emerald green. Inwardly he sighed…her smile…it was that smile that had captured his heart four years ago.

"What's up, Naruto?"

"Have you taken the exam yet?" He asked.

She shook her head, "I'm taking it tomorrow morning." Sighing, she looked at the apathetic Uchiha with a dreamy expression, "Sasuke is going to make such a great cop."

And the moment was ruined.

Naruto leaned back in his seat, fuming.

Gaara tilted his head to the side, the action caused his bangs to slide over the tattoo imprinted on his forehead. He followed Naruto's gaze, not quite surprised when he found Sasuke the object of Naruto's discontent.

"N-Naruto," Hinata pulled lightly on the sleeve of the blonde's hoodie, her cheeks slightly pink.

Naruto turned his head towards her, a questioning expression on his face as he smiled up at the shy girl, "What's up Hinata?"

"Uh…I was wondering…was the written part of the exam hard?"

Shrugging, he slurped his noodles before responding, "I was never good with all those questions. For me, that was the hardest part of the exam," he rubbed the back of his head, "But I bet you'll do great on it. You're smart Hinata, just like Neji."

"Let's get some drinks to celebrate!" Kiba shouted. He signaled Ayame with a quick hand raise, "Drinks on me all around!"

As the alcohol came, the group cheered.

Shikamaru downed a shot and raised a fist in the air, "I am king." He let out a burp, earning himself a shove from Kiba who had a very sensitive nose.

"Shit, Shikamaru!" He growled, "How many time have I told you that if you're gonna spew gas, do it in the direction away from me!"

"How about a game of truth or dare?" Ino suggested, the alcohol in her system already showing its affects as evident as the red flush of her cheeks.

"Yeah!" Sakura chirped, "That's a great idea!"

"I'm in!" Naruto piped in.

It didn't take long for everyone to agree.

"Sakura, truth or dare?" Choji asked.

"Truth," she responded.

"How many guys have you slept with?"

"Two," the girl blushed.

Catcalls rung for a whole minute.

"Sasuke, truth or dare?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke sighed, "Truth."

"How many girls have you slept with?"

"…None…"

"Really?" Sakura frowned.

"Really," Sasuke answered dryly, "Kiba, Truth or Dare?" He asked.

"DARE BABY!" Kiba hooted.

"I dare you…to take off Shino's glasses."

Kiba cursed, "You're evil man." Turning in his chair, he stared at Shino's face. The other boy had his brows furrowed and arms crossed against his chest.

"You dare, you die," Shino stated plainly.

Kiba gulped, "I dare," Snatching Shino's glasses, he jumped out of his seat and made a run for it.

Needless to say, Shino was on him a mere few seconds later.

Coming back to the table, Kiba stubbornly rubbed at his cut lip. "You suck, Shino."

The pale man grunted, "I warned you."

"Fine, Hinata…truth or dare?"

"Truth," she said hesitantly.

"Have you ever kissed a boy?" Kiba grinned.

Hinata's cheeks flushed again, "Y-yes."

"Who?" Kiba asked excitedly.

"Can't ask more than one question, mutt," Neji grumbled.

"Ah screw you, Neji," Kiba glared at the spoil sport.

Eyes narrowing rather dangerously, Neji snorted. "You try, and you die."

"Jeez, what's with all these death threats?" Kiba grumbled as he leaned back in his chair.

"Gaara…truth or dare?" Hinata asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you…to…uh…to tell me when you got that tattoo," Hinata finally asked.

"Aw man, Hinata! You just wasted a perfectly good dare," Naruto whined, "You could have made him go grab Ayame's ass or something!"

A slap across the back of the head had curses rolling off Naruto's tongue. He looked up at Ayame who glared angrily at him.

Giving a rather nervous chuckle, Naruto rubbed the back of his head, "You know I love you, right?"

Ayame just rolled her eyes as she went to grab another couple of bottles.

"I got this when I was twelve," Gaara said slowly, "My father gave it to me."

"Oh," Hinata gulped.

Leave it to Gaara to make everyone in the room feel suddenly uncomfortable.

"Tenten, truth or dare?" Gaara asked.

"Dare," she grinned.

"I dare you to drink down three shots under thirty-five seconds and if you don't, you have to kiss Neji."

The Hyuga blanched, "What am I? Some sort of punishment?"

Tenten giggled as Choji poured three shots.

"On the count of three," Choji said, "One…two…three!"

Tenten drunk those shots so fast you would have thought her life depended on it.

"Wow, twenty seconds," Choji looked at her in shock.

"My turn," Tenten sang, "Neji, truth or dare?"

"Truth," he answered simply.

"Did you want me to kiss you?" she asked.

"Yes," Neji responded.

Tenten grinned and leaned down planting a loving kiss on her boyfriend's mouth.

"Alright you two," Kiba growled nursing his split lip, "This is not your sex cave, take it somewhere else."

Tenten pulled away from Neji and winked at Kiba. The brunette rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Temari, truth or dare?" Neji asked.

"Dare," she grinned.

"Fine, I dare you to tell me how many times you've had sex with Shikamaru on MY DESK!" Neji fired.

Shikamaru's eyes immediately snapped open, "Hey, hey let's take it easy-"

"Fifteen," Temari said dryly.

"Fifteen times!" Kankuro all but choked, "Temari, what the hell?"

"Naruto, truth or dare?" Temari yelled trying to drown out her older brother's tirade about her sex life.

"Dare," Naruto grinned.

Temari smiled evilly, "I dare you to kiss Sasuke on the mouth using tongue for two minutes!"

The blonde's grin quickly disappeared only to be replaced with a look of sheer horror.

"No fucking way!" He hollered.

"It's a dare Na-ru-to!" Ino grinned.

"Yeah Naruto, you have to do it," Sakura agreed.

"Bushy brow!" Naruto looked to his friend for assistance only to find that the so-called friend was snoring loudly on the table.

Out cold.

"It's just a kiss," Neji said.

"Y-yeah," Naruto stammered, "With a guy!"

"It's nothing," Neji assured him. As proof, he grabbed Gaara by the collar of his shirt and planted a quick kiss on the redhead's lips, "See?"

Gaara glared daggers at the long haired man as he wiped his mouth with the sleeve of his shirt, desperately trying to cover his flaming face. "Do that again, and I'll sever your head from your body."

"Just do it, Naruto," Sakura said.

Temari snickered, "Or are you chicken?"

"I'm not chicken!"Naruto glared. He turned his head to face Sasuke. The raven was sitting in his seat staring coldly at him, daring the blond to touch him and live. Grumbling under his breath, Naruto walked around the table and stood in front of Sasuke. Then grabbing him by the arm, he lifted the Uchiha to his feet so that they were at eye level.

"Remember, on the lips! With tongue for two minutes!" Temari said, "And make it look hot!"

"Come on already!"

"Just do it, Naruto!"

"Let's see you two kiss!"

Naruto winced. He knew that somehow, someway, Sasuke always managed to ruin his day one way or another. He looked the glowering Uchiha in the eye and cursed, "Damn it."

Slowly he began to lean in.

Everyone stopped talking as Choji waited for lip contact to start the timer.

Naruto really, really didn't want to do this.

Deciding the faster he moved, the quicker it would be over, he pressed his lips against Sasuke's.

Choji hit the timer.

Shocked that the blond hadn't actually chickened out, Sasuke's eyes widened into dinner sized plates.

"Come on, make it hot you two!"

"Sasuke, liven it up a bit!"

Naruto's stomach did a flip for some odd reason when Sasuke's arm wound itself around his waist. His heart hammered in his chest as the raven opened his mouth and ran his tongue against his bottom lip. Gasping at the gesture, Naruto opened his mouth.

Without fail, Sasuke's tongue entered inside the warm cavern.

Naruto didn't even notice how his hands let go of Sasuke's face, and gradually winded around the boy's neck. Sasuke's hip brushed against his sending a jolt up his spine. The boy let out a moan.

Why the hell did he just moan?

He did not just enjoy that, did he?

Naruto didn't understand why his body was reacting this way. He was kissing a guy, and not just any guy, but the Sasuke bastard!

Why was his heart rate racing, his stomach tightening and his body so damn sensitive?

Everyone just stared with mouths wide open.

Choji completely forgot about the timer as his eyes witnessed something he'd never believe if he hadn't seen it for himself. Naruto had moaned again!

Sakura stared wide eyed at the scene unraveling before her. She followed Sasuke's hand as it disappeared underneath Naruto's hoodie. The blond moved his body closer to the raven haired man as one of his hands slowly crept up to twist itself in the dark locks.

Naruto felt like his body was on fire. He was scared. What the hell was going on and when was Choji going to call time? And….and this feeling…it felt good…very good. He battled for dominance inside his own mouth, trying to gain the extra hand however, Sasuke wasn't going to give anything up, even in this situation.

Damn…that…bastard…

"T-t-ti-time!" Choji stammered.

Sasuke and Naruto backed away from each other as if they'd suddenly been hit by lightening.

"Okay, I'm gonna go hurl now," Kiba groaned as he turned around.

"Y-you said make it hot," Naruto said a little out of breath.

"That's just what we did," Sasuke looked completely composed. Of course, Naruto could tell that the bastard wasn't. If there was one person in this world he knew how to read, it was Sasuke. After all, he saw the bastard on a daily basis throughout his entire life…and the guy looked a little shaken up.

"Let's call it a night, shall we?" Neji said.

"Great kiss you guys," Temari winked, "Totally hot."

Neji grabbed his sleeping partner and proceeded to leave.

Naruto decided to bolt as well. He needed space to think.

What had just happened there must have been the alcohol. Yes, it was definitely the alcohol. There was no way he would have reacted like that sober. He left his car keys with Ayame, not trusting himself to drive if the alcohol had made him react that way to kissing a guy. Kiba gave him a ride home, and soon Naruto found himself in bed, happy knowing he figured out the cause to his problem.

By the time Monday came around, Naruto was back to his old self. The kiss completely rationalized and forgotten.

He was at the precinct early, grinning foolishly and waving at every police officer he saw. Kotetsu smiled when he came in for work and saw Naruto standing in the hallway, the boy was just oozing energy as he jumped upon seeing him. Izumo grumbled as he walked past the two of them, heading for his desk.

He wasn't a morning person.

Before the dark haired man could get any further, Kotetsu grabbed him by the back of his collar and pulled him backwards.

"It's too early for this," Izumo yawned.

"Was I too much for you last night?" Kotetsu winked.

Izumo glared, "Shut up, moron. We have work to do. Don't mix personal stuff with work…"

"I would rather know as little as possible about your sexual lives please," Naruto grumbled as Kotetsu kissed Izumo on the cheek. The shorter man pushed his overbearing lover away and continued on to his desk.

"He loves it," Kotetsu winked at Naruto before chasing after his partner.

Before long, all the academy students who passed the examinations were huddled by the coffee machine.

Captain Asuma was standing in the middle of the room smoking his cigarette lazily. He waited for the clock to strike eight before handing out the badges, guns and uniforms.

Naruto's excitement was starting to rub off on his friends around him. Kiba was barely able to sit still once he received his badge, gun and uniform.

Once all the formalities were done with, it was time to assign partners and a captain.

"Alright," Asuma's voice rung, "When I call your name, please step forward and stand with your captain."

He cleared his throat, "Ino Yamanaka and Sakura Haruno. You are with Captain Anko Mitarashi."

The two girls walked over to violet haired woman.

"Shino Abarame and Kiba Inuzuka. You are with Captain Genma Shiranui."

"Hinata Hyuga, you are with Major Shizune."

Hinata had decided she wanted to help in the office since she couldn't keep her hand steady while firing a gun.

Naruto prayed he wouldn't be stuck with Sasuke. It would ruin his whole day, not to mention his police career.

"Please put me with Shikamaru or Choji," He begged quietly.

"Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. You are with Captain Kakashi Hatake."

"Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi. You are with me."

Naruto couldn't believe it. He was stuck with the Uchiha! He glared in the direction of Tsunade's office.

Oh, she was going to get an earful from him. She had better believe it.

Kakashi put his hand on Naruto's shoulder and smiled, his eyes squinting, "You sold me out to Shizune. I remember everything."

Naruto winced and laughed nervously, "Hehe…sorry about that, Kakashi."

"Idiot," Sasuke muttered.

Kakashi glanced at Sasuke and patted the raven on the head, "You better behave Sasuke…unless you want the Chief to find out about…ehm…things."

Sasuke's eyes narrowed, "You wouldn't dare."

"I would," Kakashi shut his book and motioned for the two men to follow. "I'll show you to your office space and then your police cruiser. Today you'll spend the whole day filling out paperwork. Doesn't that sound fun?"

Kakashi lead them down a hallway Naruto had never been down before. He wondered where it would take them.

Apparently, nowhere nice.

There were hundreds of desks packed into a single room. Naruto spotted Neji sitting behind one of them taking a phone call. He was scribbling something down hurriedly.

"What the hell is this?" Naruto wrinkled his nose.

"This," Kakashi pointed, "Is the bottom of the food chain. Unless you get promoted, all you'll be doing is looking for lost pets, lost bicycles, taking calls and if they're serious, you forward them to your captain…which is me."

"How can I get promoted?" Naruto asked, but Kakashi was already walking away with his nose in his erotica. "Damn it, isn't he supposed to show us where everything is?" Naruto grumbled as he stepped into the overheated room.

"Idiot," Sasuke grumbled, "You already know where everything is."

"Never asked for your opinion, bastard."

"Hn."

Well there's the first chapter! Hope you guys enjoy. I know it's a little cliche with the truth and dare game, but it was necessary. Basically, this was an introduction to the story. Not much going on but it will get better.

Till next time!

Smartcat