Update: March 25, 2010

I'm afraid my fic, The Distance Between Us will have to be put on hold for a while. My damn computer crashed and I lost my entire outline for the whole damn story! Ughh, computers suck ass sometimes. So as it were, it's going to take me a while to get my information together to be able to continue. I really apologize for the inconvenience. I was really having a lot of fun with that story too! But I assure you I will try my absolute best to sort through everything and get the chapters up as soon as possible! Thank you so much to those who reviewed and alerted that story! I really appreciate it!

About Me:

As a writer, I’m pretty simple and to the point. I’m not one for making clever similes or beautiful imagery. I used to wish I could write like that, but I could never pull it off. Now, I just stick to my direct way of writing. I find it easier on the brain. I’m not the best writer, and I don’t pretend to be. I make a lot of grammatical errors and my sentence structure sucks ass, but I’m told my stories are fun to read anyway so I do my best! Of course I crave reviews, they make me feel wonderful. But I understand if you don’t. I don’t always feel motivated to leave one, but I try to anyway, especially if I’m going to favorite a story or put it on my alerts.

I write for fun and only hope someone gets enjoyment out of it. I don’t care about being the best writer, I just want to have fun with it.

Are You a Seme or Uke?

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with:Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at .

My Naruto Fandom Profile!

Favorite Character: Subaku no Gaara! (flails)

Favorire Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto

Favorite Episode: 51 of Shippuden (obviously)

Favorite Opening Theme: Sign - Flow

Favorite Closing Theme: Wind - Akeboshi

Favorite Crack Pairing: GaaNeji (don't remember where it came from. but i LOVE it.)

Favorite Movie: Shippuden Movie 2: Bonds (So far anyway. Inheriters of the Will of Fire looks like it's going to be EPIC.)

Favorite Female Character: Hinata! (Yeah, don't hate.)

Things I Can NOT Read in Fics

- Fem!Naruto or Fem!Sasuke. Really, I just don't get that one. Why would people write that?! I'm not sure if the people who write it are yaoi fans in denial, or what. But I find it quite annoying when I see it.

-MPREG. Now I know this is a semi-popular occurance, but I just can't read it. Men just don't get pregnant in my book. It's just awkward.

-BASHING FICS. I don't care how much you hate Sakure or Hinata. When I read a Sasuke/Naruto fic that constantly bashes any character, whether I like them or not, it's just immature. GROW UP.

-TENTACLES. Just no.

-SELF INSERTION FICS. That's just plain awkward. Why would anyone want to read you with thier favorite character? If you're going to write something like that, save yourself the embarassment and keep it to yourself.

Human!Kyuubi. This is a newly discovered pet peeve of mine in AU's. There's just no way to make him in character. HE'S A GIANT NINE-TAILED FOX DEMON. NOT NARUTO'S BROTHER OR A COUSIN TWICE REMOVED. No matter how well written the fic is, I just can't read it if there's a human!kyuubi. It's just so fucking awkward for some reason.

I'll probably add more to this list later when I think of more. ;)

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