Sasuke is probably asexual

Tell me there is more

Very nicely done.

Cute! It would totally happen just like this if they ever got together in canon. They are too weird to ever do things the normal way. It has to be some kind of accidental challenge that gets the ball rolling. ;)

I like it, heh. :D

I love the expression at the end. It's awesome. I wish I'd come up with it.

YES YES YES! I LOVE IT :D

That was brilliant and hilarious, and refreshingly in character. I love your imagery, such as Sasuke looking like some kind of "fucked up model" and the "ugly white" shower curtain they get tangled up in, Naruto hanging from the ceiling after Sasuke tries to ambush him in his sleep... And even the small stab that Sakura finally developed cleavage as Naruto subtly tries to stare down her shirt, that made me smile. You have a good knack for unique details.
My only lament is that, after all this speculation and talk about Naruto and Sasuke's sex lives, the fic cuts out right before you actually get to see them in action. haha I'm sure it would have been just as in-character, hilarious and full of fighting as the rest of the fic, so it's a shame. But otherwise, great fic! Thank you for writing it.

Mejeje, they make everything a challenge, soo fun!

Oooh, now I have all kinds of thoughts running rampant through my head about shinobi sex and shinobi social mores and what constitutes taboo in a shinobi world.

This has just got to be the funniest thing I have ever read. Humor is so hard to write, but you've got it mastered. Your delivery is so casual and yet high-energy. Found this fic on a list of recs- haven't read Naruto fic since '06, maybe -glad I came across it.

Great job. Love the transition fr sasuke's pov to naruto's. They should've realised way back they're made for each other.

I loved it!

*laughs* :D

Sasuke was a tool, an avenger, the last of his prestigious clan, et cetera—everything dark and angsty and most certainly not a fucking teddy bear.

XD

That made me laugh.