My name is... what is my name? Oh well.

I love the Harry potter series, definitely one of My favorites. My patronus is a park bench!

My favorite Harry potter characters include: Harry, Remus, Sirius, Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione well... basically all of them.

My favorite tv shows: NCIS,House, Lie to me, the mighty boosh, tmz, M.A.S.H, NCIS, AND MERLIN! (of course).

My favorite movies: Harry Potter (all of them of course), Pride and prejudice, Becoming Jane, Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3), Rat Race, anything with John Wayne, the little vampire, the little princess, edward scissorhands, sherlock holmes.

My favorite music: My chemical Romance,Panic at the disco, all time low, An Ocean Between Us, Coldplay, Bullet for my Valentine, and so many more...

My favorite books: Harry potter series (of course), Vampire Academy, Bitten, Crime and Punishment, City of Bones series, The Awakening series, anything by John Green, Brave New World (read carefully and you will think it's hilarious), and many others.

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN
BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”
~Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Some amazing sayings I think are hilarious!!

“Well, of course I’m somewhere secure. I’m an escaped convict. I can’t just be wandering around,” Sirius snapped.
“I’m plotting how I can take over the world,” Snape sarcastically answered with a roll of his eyes. “What does it look like I’m doing, Potter?”
“Answer to everything,” Ron grinned. “If You-Know-Who ever attacked Hogwarts, Hermione’d probably run off to the library. ‘The antidote for Dark Lords has got to be in here somewhere!’”
If Snape of all people found out about this, there would be hell to pay.
Alec sulked a bit. "Then you better make sure you talk to the blasted hat, I doubt people would appreciate a Dumbledore in Slytherin."
You can't wait for opportunity to knock . Sometimes you have to rip the door off it's hinges and tackle it in the street
Never Knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. Death hates that.
“Moony, there’s a time to be responsible, and there’s a time, like now, to go on a murderous rampage!”
If looks could kill the door would have been nothing more than a pile of charcoal at this point.
“Whatever, Tom.” Harry wished he hadn’t spoken; provoking Dark Lords who want to kill you wasn’t exactly the most intelligent thing to so.
"Hermione, come on. We need your brains to get Harry out of this one. Please!" Ron called desperately.

“Its time to see the Dark Lord, Harry.” Said Barty. “I’ve already seen him. Don’t particularly want to at the moment.” Snapped Harry

That‘ll be a cheerful visit,” Ron said grimly. “‘Hello, Professor Dumbledore, we came from the future and we accidentally landed here in the past. Oh, and by the way, Snape’s going to murder you about twenty years from now.’ He‘ll think we‘re mad!”

For the third time in a week, Voldemort awoke screaming and in a cold sweat. He just knew those novelty Harry and Dumbledore night lights would give him bad dreams.

“and let me tell you from experience that Harry does not trust people very easily like he used to, I remember the first time that he met me, he had me at wand point threatening my life, and judging by the looks on your faces that probably was not the best thing to say” Sirius said in one breath, and then hit himself on the head.

Harry dodged the sickly green of a killing curse and spun on the Death Eater who’d fired it at him. “You did not just shoot that green shit at me!”

Granted it was slightly morbid and hysterical, but it was good to laugh.

We believe we are from an alternate reality.” ‘Well that does it. Definitely takes the cake for the most original and surprising story I’ve heard in the last decade.’

I'm a freak, my parents are dead and my total existence defies all logic?

“Well that settles it, we can all be outcasts together!”

Well, excuse me but he has just been kidnapped by one of the most atrocious criminals, of course he would be anxious!“

„Are you still in contact with any other Death Eaters?“ „Sure.“ Sirius scoffed. „We exchanged Christmas cards from Azkaban.“

"Me, I'm dishonest. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for."
~Jack Sparrow, PotC

“Certainty of death, small chance of success…what are we waiting for?” –Gimli

“Does your sarcasm ever cease?” “I’ve yet to find the off switch.”

So you’re lying to him?”
“I’m not lying to him,” Sirius was quick to respond. “I’m just omitting various details.”
“Sounds like lying from where I’m standing.”
“You could always move,” said Sirius wryly.

Dumbledore looked taken aback. “You can trust me.” “Not as far as you can throw the world in the opposite direction of its movement.”

“This is the best birthday I can ever remember having,” Harry said solemnly. It was nice and peaceful, he wasn’t being tormented by his relatives, and no one was dying. What more could he ask for?

Insanity sounded like such bliss.

“I bet Snape’s down in the dungeons giving out points for breathing.” Harry said before adding in his best Snape impression, “100 points to Slytherin for existing, Draco!”

“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.” ~E.L. Doctorow

“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." —Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

What can I do to help you, Severus?" asked Dumbledore."Kill Voldemort."

It was more like I was willingly forced into eternal servitude for the Dark Lord.

Even though Sirius is dead if he's still alive in your heart, copy this into your profile

ONLY THOSE WHO ARE SANE QUESTION THEIR SANITY, THE INSANE THINK THEIR PERFECTLY NORMAL!

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

Me and my friends are death eaters and this is our anthem
Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

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“What is a friend? It is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.” –Aristotle

~This quote is dedicated to my unisoul~

Chaos Reigns